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#123 - Magneto is OP, plz nerf  [+] (1 new reply) 18 hours ago on magneto +3
User avatar #152 - sirsnipes (11 hours ago) [-]
better nerf irelia
#12 - That is all well and good. Until you remember the fact that th… 02/24/2015 on 'merica 0
#19 - Comment deleted 02/24/2015 on Double Standards 0
#73 - >Assuming I blindly follow Peeve or even give a ****…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2015 on MFW Going Back to Undead... 0
User avatar #74 - FeeFieFoe (02/24/2015) [-]
Parrying mentioned >''peeve is that you?'' suuuuure
#6 - Peeve is that you? Gotta parry the world haha  [+] (7 new replies) 02/23/2015 on MFW Going Back to Undead... +6
User avatar #56 - FeeFieFoe (02/23/2015) [-]
peeve is an overrated sack of casul, maybe back in demon soul days he was a pretty cool guy to chill with, but when the dark souls dlc patch came around, all he did was run to npc enemies and heal, parrying isn't even that hard, in fact its a big crutch in pvp, it doesn't take much ''skill'' and its pretty cheap considering how much damage it does and being invincible while doing it, plus he backstab fishes like crazy. of course im talking about the first dark souls and those days are long gone and no one cares about dark souls 2, so my words are meaningless but I stand by them, he blocked me for asking why he has to run to the tree enemies so much. plus that whole unlocked on bow shooting isn't that hard either, obviously the people who cant do it are amazed by it, but the people who can know its not that great.
tldr peeve is shit, anyone who is any bit of decent in souls pvp knows hes full of himself.
User avatar #67 - bagguhsleep (02/23/2015) [-]
how did you feel after you wrote that paragraph?
User avatar #68 - FeeFieFoe (02/23/2015) [-]
I pasted it, have that saved so I can post it every time peeve is mentioned nah I dont care, I just dont like people who blindly follow peeve and defend him just because he's good at parrying
User avatar #73 - artyomthebadass (02/23/2015) [-]
>Assuming I blindly follow Peeve or even give a shit about him...
>Assuming no one likes Dark Souls 2

The only thing you were correct about in that paragraph was , "My words are meaningless"
User avatar #74 - FeeFieFoe (02/24/2015) [-]
Parrying mentioned >''peeve is that you?'' suuuuure
User avatar #69 - bagguhsleep (02/23/2015) [-]
Your shitposting is pretty good, but is it as good as Uchiha Madara?
And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu.
User avatar #70 - FeeFieFoe (02/23/2015) [-]
tldr
#138 - Comment deleted 02/23/2015 on Rainbow Warrior 0
#68 - That was the idea haha 02/23/2015 on (untitled) 0
#2 - And then on NG+ 7 you get one shotted by their combo attack  [+] (9 new replies) 02/22/2015 on MFW Going Back to Undead... +1
User avatar #5 - trisketthebiskit (02/23/2015) [-]
ppff ya as if i would miss that parry, what do you take me for? a casual?
User avatar #6 - artyomthebadass (02/23/2015) [-]
Peeve is that you? Gotta parry the world haha
User avatar #56 - FeeFieFoe (02/23/2015) [-]
peeve is an overrated sack of casul, maybe back in demon soul days he was a pretty cool guy to chill with, but when the dark souls dlc patch came around, all he did was run to npc enemies and heal, parrying isn't even that hard, in fact its a big crutch in pvp, it doesn't take much ''skill'' and its pretty cheap considering how much damage it does and being invincible while doing it, plus he backstab fishes like crazy. of course im talking about the first dark souls and those days are long gone and no one cares about dark souls 2, so my words are meaningless but I stand by them, he blocked me for asking why he has to run to the tree enemies so much. plus that whole unlocked on bow shooting isn't that hard either, obviously the people who cant do it are amazed by it, but the people who can know its not that great.
tldr peeve is shit, anyone who is any bit of decent in souls pvp knows hes full of himself.
User avatar #67 - bagguhsleep (02/23/2015) [-]
how did you feel after you wrote that paragraph?
User avatar #68 - FeeFieFoe (02/23/2015) [-]
I pasted it, have that saved so I can post it every time peeve is mentioned nah I dont care, I just dont like people who blindly follow peeve and defend him just because he's good at parrying
User avatar #73 - artyomthebadass (02/23/2015) [-]
>Assuming I blindly follow Peeve or even give a shit about him...
>Assuming no one likes Dark Souls 2

The only thing you were correct about in that paragraph was , "My words are meaningless"
User avatar #74 - FeeFieFoe (02/24/2015) [-]
Parrying mentioned >''peeve is that you?'' suuuuure
User avatar #69 - bagguhsleep (02/23/2015) [-]
Your shitposting is pretty good, but is it as good as Uchiha Madara?
And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu.
User avatar #70 - FeeFieFoe (02/23/2015) [-]
tldr
#2 - I am going to assume Op is talking about EVOLVE 02/22/2015 on When you trap a lvl 3 monster 0
#6 - You see Ivan, when you of put silencer on rpg, explode no does…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/22/2015 on (untitled) +47
User avatar #62 - eggnigma (02/23/2015) [-]
*Supressor
User avatar #64 - Rollerofdouble (02/23/2015) [-]
The fact it is inaccurate makes the line much funnier I feel
User avatar #68 - artyomthebadass (02/23/2015) [-]
That was the idea haha
#65 - eggnigma (02/23/2015) [-]
alright

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User avatar #6 - aerosol (03/13/2014) [-]
Is your avatar supposed to be from Dark Souls?
#7 to #6 - artyomthebadass ONLINE (03/14/2014) [-]
Why yes it is.
Why yes it is.
#8 to #7 - aerosol (03/14/2014) [-]
Kewl.   
Thanks for reminding me to join the everlasting dragon covenant. Becoming a dragon sounds awesome.    
 imagine killing Orenstein like that
Kewl.
Thanks for reminding me to join the everlasting dragon covenant. Becoming a dragon sounds awesome.
imagine killing Orenstein like that
#2 - anonexplains (11/15/2013) [-]
so why did you delete the comments? oh is it because you kept talking **** and you finally realized that?
User avatar #3 to #2 - artyomthebadass ONLINE (11/15/2013) [-]
Quite honestly, I just don't care enough about a country on the other side of the world. I have no hate for your country, Although I have no desire to ever set foot in it either. I was using information that was given to me at university. As for trusting information we receive, who knows whats right and whats wrong. I meant no offence, although my original comment may have been rather stereotypical.
#4 to #3 - anonexplains (11/15/2013) [-]
Yea at first I thought you were the typical "hate the country because its cool" type. those ppl too like to bring up false "facts" and bash it with that and most people support them (usually) since it is cool to hate it.

i kinda realized that you are not and only have the wrong information, that's why i kept saying to please look it up. glad you did tho.

well, no harm done no one should get offended by anything over the internet (or anywhere) anyway , have a good day and i wish you luck with your exam
User avatar #5 to #4 - artyomthebadass ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
Luckily I got a bunch on questions on Asylum seekers haha I just *********** my way through it
User avatar #1 - killboy (08/21/2013) [-]

AEOEUGH ARTYOM!
SHOOT THE SUPPORTS!
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