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Date Signed Up:10/12/2011
Last Login:4/19/2015
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As the name suggests, I make art... and junk

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#112 - You're responsible for this, only you can make amends... … 11/18/2013 on Things cut in half +1
#47 - Had to come back to this post in order to drool properly... …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/18/2013 on Things cut in half +2
User avatar #111 - annunakinephilim (11/18/2013) [-]
lol I want to eat one really bad now, every time I see the picture I instantly crave it.
#112 - artjunk (11/18/2013) [-]
You're responsible for this, only you can make amends...

buy me a god damn ice cream cup
#95 - my favorite  [+] (2 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Internet Gold - P4 +21
#160 - millem (11/17/2013) [-]
I had to login to thumb this up. I have been here since i was playing oregon trials on the one pc i knew of in third grade, the yellow funnyjunk. I have never laughed this hard. ever. thank you anon. adding fake news
#113 - vexex (11/17/2013) [-]
Oh lord i havent had a laughgasm like that since i was a child.

You sir.
Thank you...
And thank you for the pain in my stomach.
#184 - Picture 11/13/2013 on tiers 0
#81 - Picture 11/13/2013 on Lion King +1
#175 - Is it wrong to want to feel sexy? Jethuth chritht 11/13/2013 on Bought a New Suit. +1
#170 - Not even being a douche about it, but I get passes from gay du…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2013 on Bought a New Suit. 0
#174 - worried (11/13/2013) [-]
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if you get passed from gay guy to gay guy you should stop dressing provocatively and stop fucking on the first date, then they'll know you're looking for something serious
User avatar #175 - artjunk (11/13/2013) [-]
Is it wrong to want to feel sexy? Jethuth chritht
#4 - Spoilers, Mulan is ACTUALLY an old guy pretending to be a girl… 11/08/2013 on No-Shave November 0
#80 - Why do you think those crazy kids and their rap songs always t… 11/08/2013 on rapture 0
#89 - Picture 11/08/2013 on I Say Yes +1
#88 - Yes and Chris Evans plays both The Human Torch and Captain Ame…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2013 on I Say Yes +2
User avatar #99 - adplum (11/08/2013) [-]
but spiderman and batman are from different comic universes, id think that would make it less possible because they want their own original character
#78 - Picture 11/08/2013 on (untitled) +1
#10 - I'm watching this episode as we speak... WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT!?!?! 11/06/2013 on Mario: The Last Assbender +1
#130 - But will it make a difference against his greatest foe yet?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2013 on Batman, By Stark +3
#208 - kiermatv (11/07/2013) [-]
I find the lack of faith in Batman's ability to tap da booty disappointing
#173 - <- TL;DR 11/04/2013 on This Guy 0
#62 - Picture 11/04/2013 on Zero fucks were given that day +1
#177 - These threads... 11/03/2013 on Levels of headphone-ness +2
#46 - Picture 11/02/2013 on And i will jsut stand here... +2
#101 - >be me >about 13 >wanted a hershey bar, but t… 11/02/2013 on You done fucked up 0
#55 - If it were me, I'd have drawn a dick in sharpie then covered i…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/30/2013 on Might need to enlarge! +8
User avatar #56 - covered (10/30/2013) [-]
I think if they washed it the drawing underneath would in turn be washed away.
User avatar #87 - iamnuff (10/30/2013) [-]
not if one is in washable and one is in permanent marker.
#21 - Picture 10/29/2013 on poor caveman +2
#58 - notsureifredundant.jpg 10/28/2013 on funnyjunk comment section +1
#94 - Still have a bottle in my cabinet. Actually a pretty decent ha… 10/28/2013 on Old times 0
#40 - you could even say that it was rather... ant i-climactic 10/27/2013 on Ant Picnic +5
#57 - obligatory... [spoiler] 10/25/2013 on Espurr has special eyes 0


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#90 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
What is your definition of art junk-man?
#87 - muhsweg (06/23/2014) [-]
Skyrim is fun
User avatar #88 to #87 - muhsweg (06/23/2014) [-]
**** its like a thumbnail, but it's called the ********* GREATSWORD OF ********
User avatar #89 to #88 - artjunk (06/23/2014) [-]
hah saw that yesterday, good **** .
User avatar #80 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #81 to #80 - artjunk (06/23/2014) [-]
Ah, Mr. Bond... I've been expecting you...
User avatar #82 to #81 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #84 to #83 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
This is ******* art

I love you
User avatar #85 to #84 - artjunk (06/23/2014) [-]
Use it only for evil, my friend.
User avatar #86 to #85 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
Implying Mussolini isn't the strongest force of good in the universe
User avatar #66 - jingleforth (04/22/2014) [-]
ur an artist?
#67 to #66 - artjunk (04/22/2014) [-]
hence the name, jingles....
hence the name, jingles....
User avatar #68 to #67 - jingleforth (04/22/2014) [-]
pls teach me how to draw
#70 to #69 - jingleforth (04/22/2014) [-]
I've been trying to draw for over a year and I've made no progress.

So it'd probably be a waste of your time anyways

lol cya man
#71 to #70 - artjunk (04/22/2014) [-]
Ah I'm just givin' ya **** . The best ways i've found to improve is to make sure you spend at least a little time every day drawing something. Draw what you like, and you'll be more inclined to do it. I only spend 5-10 minutes a day drawing between projects, because honestly its hard to keep it up, but it's the only way. Make sure to try something new at least once a week though, challenge yourself. Always be observant and study life around you. I'm self taught, and even after I started doing it for a living, I never stopped trying to improve.

It's not that you're not improving, it's that your eye for drawing has improved along with your skill for doing it. We'll always find flaws in our own work, that's what keeps us going, but don't use it as an excuse to stop, use it as fuel to keep on truckin.

I'd love to some of your stuff sometime, post sketches on my profile, I'm always down for critiquing. Just remember that theres a difference between assholes and constructive criticism.

Much respect, fellow artin' bro.
#72 to #71 - jingleforth (04/22/2014) [-]
I know I ****** up the fingers and the side of the palm

Also, it's not that. I've looked at pics I've made recently, and from a year ago.

They both suck equally.

So, lol. I just ******* want even some half-bit tumblr-esque garbage art style. because at least those guys can draw semi-recognizable humans.

I can't draw eyes (even then, drawing left eyes is so insanely difficult it's a blow to the ego), I can't draw hands, feet, noses, anything

and, I can't multitask. So I'm stuck on 1 thing at a time
User avatar #73 to #72 - artjunk (04/22/2014) [-]
Eh, sometimes it takes a while to feel that you're getting better. That's actually not half bad, you have strong lines, and the proportions are roughly correct (thumbs a bit long for the length of the fingers, middle finger is usually about as long as the entire palm, though the finger length in relation to each other is good).

As for the left eye problem, I totally had the same issue, so i understand. I got over it by consciously trying to draw left to right (if you're right-handed). That way you're able to SEE what you just drew and not have to guess on placement as much.

Keep truckin man, if you ever have questions are want critiques on something just shoot me a msg. I'm self-taught but i don't mind sharing what hard knocks i've learned.
#74 to #73 - jingleforth (04/22/2014) [-]
Got any guides that is ONE whole piece, doesn't pull the (Okay, I'm going to fill in a few lines that I won't show how to do, despite being incredibly important to the aesthetics of the piece.), stuff like that.   
i need dis   
also, how long did it take you to draw humans. Even in the aforementioned tumblr-esque quality 			****
Got any guides that is ONE whole piece, doesn't pull the (Okay, I'm going to fill in a few lines that I won't show how to do, despite being incredibly important to the aesthetics of the piece.), stuff like that.


i need dis

also, how long did it take you to draw humans. Even in the aforementioned tumblr-esque quality ****
#75 to #74 - artjunk (04/22/2014) [-]
Mmm a few youtube channels I follow are really quite good. Proko, Sycra, and Concept Cookie to name a few (Proko is the best as far as how to's and anatomy).

And I honestly still feel like I'm learning to draw humans, I've done my share of realism and am just starting to feel comfortable with my own "style". You never stop learning, you just learn to start loving the ride.
#76 to #75 - jingleforth (04/22/2014) [-]
I've tried all those channels.   
But none ever seem to help me.   
Should I just stop already?
I've tried all those channels.

But none ever seem to help me.

Should I just stop already?
#77 to #76 - artjunk (04/22/2014) [-]
nah man, not unless that's what you really want. Nothing worth doing is easy, bro. Just find what works best for you and what level you need. Emulate others, find a good story to illustrate, hell, WRITE a story. It'd keep you interested in the material and devoted to your characters.

Don't give up if it's what you want to do. I still feel inadequate, on a daily basis really. There will be days where you have to force it, and days that you can't bring yourself to draw at all, and thats fine. Just dont. give. up. bitch ass *****
User avatar #78 to #77 - jingleforth (04/23/2014) [-]
I want to make a comic. And I've literally got every panel for every chapter layed out. And every character created and has a ton of depth

so that's not a problem

I just suck.

1 year NO progress. None.
User avatar #79 to #78 - artjunk (05/17/2014) [-]
Well brotha, it's all about setting realistic goals for yourself. There's no problem with marginal progress and taking those little victories with your art. Hell, I'm ecstatic when a head a believable shape, even after doing LITERALLY THOUSANDS of them. It's a lot of hard work, and definitely a good bit of heartache as well.

There are also points where being self-taught is really rather difficult, and at these times it's good to start poking around for possible courses in what you'd like to improve, even online classes. Not many recommendations that i could give for those, but sometimes thats what ya gotta do.

Keep me posted on your progress man, and again, feel free to hit me up if you want a fair critique, i'll do my best not to be a ******* .
User avatar #63 - alphajunk (03/09/2014) [-]
we should like team up
User avatar #64 to #63 - artjunk (03/09/2014) [-]
Yea, let's show em out junk!

... or something...

just need to get my hands on some of dat sexy ass colored text
#48 - muhsweg (02/08/2014) [-]
You up to date with shippuden? ***** getting pretty real.
#49 to #48 - artjunk (02/08/2014) [-]
read the manga weekly yea. Who's this?
read the manga weekly yea. Who's this?
User avatar #50 to #49 - muhsweg (02/08/2014) [-]

Show us your butt.. spread your butt
#51 to #50 - artjunk (02/08/2014) [-]
shoulda guessed
shoulda guessed
#52 to #51 - muhsweg (02/08/2014) [-]
They just went over Nagato's story in the anime, 			*****		 depressing as hell
They just went over Nagato's story in the anime, ***** depressing as hell
#53 to #52 - artjunk (02/08/2014) [-]
indeed it is... wait that's as far as they are? bleh   
indeed it is... wait that's as far as they are? bleh

#55 to #54 - artjunk (02/08/2014) [-]
#58 to #57 - muhsweg (02/08/2014) [-]
While i'm wasting your time, do you play league?
#59 to #58 - artjunk (02/08/2014) [-]
nah but i am in the process of drawing up a league themed commission

careful, it's feckin huge
#60 to #59 - artjunk (02/08/2014) [-]
also.... CTHULHU
#61 to #60 - muhsweg (02/08/2014) [-]
Nice man, you should really get League though, or at least try it.
User avatar #62 to #61 - artjunk (02/08/2014) [-]
I did, not a fan

#47 - muhsweg (01/28/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #39 - painal (05/13/2013) [-]
Love your pics sexual or not they are amazing, can I put in a request?
#40 to #39 - artjunk (05/13/2013) [-]
Thanks, man. Um, I'm a bit bogged down with commissions (it's my job atm lol), but I'll usually try and sketch something out in my downtime, and if I'm diggin the idea possible more.

Let's hear it bro.
User avatar #41 to #40 - painal (05/14/2013) [-]
Do you think you'd be able to make like a badass Iron Man vs Hulk pic, or just Iron Man himself :3
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User avatar #42 to #41 - artjunk (05/14/2013) [-]
I'll see what I can do, my man. Usually try to avoid iron man, armor isn't really my strong point lol. But I love drawing the hulk so it shouldn't be so painful. I'll hit you up if I get something for ya, bro.
User avatar #44 to #42 - painal (05/14/2013) [-]
ha if not Iron man how about Spider-Man or even Deadpool
User avatar #45 to #44 - artjunk (05/14/2013) [-]
you know me so well, my two favorites
User avatar #46 to #45 - painal (05/14/2013) [-]
You are amazing, those two along with Iron Man are my three favorites
#37 - glaire (05/10/2013) [-]
>Browsing FJ
>see random guy greentexting dick story
> You need to login to view this link
>realize my brother is actually my /b/rother
>mfw i can't post pictures because new
User avatar #36 - jingleforth (09/19/2012) [-]
Can I have a hug?
User avatar #21 - jingleforth (09/17/2012) [-]
Okay cocksucker, **** with me, and we'll see who ****** on the sidewalk
#22 to #21 - artjunk (09/17/2012) [-]
**artjunk rolled a random image posted in comment #392 at Zombie Apocalypse Game: Who is your team ** Yea, *********** ? Probably this guy!
User avatar #23 to #22 - jingleforth (09/18/2012) [-]
do you read ONE PIECE?
User avatar #24 to #23 - artjunk (09/18/2012) [-]
Been watching the anime between work, I've officially passed the last arc i watched when i was a kid. Feelsgoodman

thanks for stalking my **** about it, probably wouldn't have otherwise
User avatar #25 to #24 - jingleforth (09/18/2012) [-]
The manga is currently up to Chapter 681. Tomorrow a new chapter is out. Some big **** will happen tomorrow, so get up mayne
User avatar #26 to #25 - artjunk (09/18/2012) [-]
Roger that, Jingles!
User avatar #27 to #26 - jingleforth (09/18/2012) [-]
Do you know what the yonko are?
User avatar #28 to #27 - artjunk (09/18/2012) [-]
the four big bad arse pirates? yup
User avatar #29 to #28 - jingleforth (09/18/2012) [-]
They showed Big Mom not to long ago. You could only see a portion of her face. Man she's one sexy beast
User avatar #30 to #29 - artjunk (09/18/2012) [-]
i shall find pix to fap to!

User avatar #31 to #30 - jingleforth (09/18/2012) [-]
I love you baby <3
#32 to #31 - artjunk (09/19/2012) [-]
Oh yea baby! I just came...
User avatar #33 to #32 - jingleforth (09/19/2012) [-]
What chapter you on?
User avatar #34 to #33 - artjunk (09/19/2012) [-]
400 somethings, been a few days since i've read
User avatar #35 to #34 - jingleforth (09/19/2012) [-]
Alright, alright. Catch up, tomorrow a new chapter be OUT! I SO EXCITED! W000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
User avatar #17 - jingleforth (09/11/2012) [-]
If you got a problem, then come get some. Bitch.
User avatar #18 to #17 - artjunk (09/11/2012) [-]
You wanna throw down, Jingles?
User avatar #19 to #18 - jingleforth (09/11/2012) [-]
Meet me some ************* where.
User avatar #20 to #19 - artjunk (09/12/2012) [-]
Top of the Empire State Building, 15 minutes. Be sure and bring a snorkel and waterwings. Bitch.
User avatar #16 - jingleforth (08/12/2012) [-]
User avatar #1 - jingleforth (10/14/2011) [-]
I recommend you start at Arlong Park arc. Or Grand line Arc.
User avatar #2 to #1 - artjunk (10/14/2011) [-]
Yea its been a while since toonami was up and going, i think i left off at the Grand line arc. I just need to find a good site that has the older episodes. Thanks for the info :)
#4 to #3 - artjunk (10/14/2011) [-]
Awesome man, thanks for that!

here's batman as a reward
User avatar #5 to #4 - jingleforth (10/14/2011) [-]

There's link for the manga, The manga's a lot further than the anime. Also, The manga comes out Wednesdays, and Anime comes out on Saturdays.

#6 to #5 - artjunk (10/14/2011) [-]
right on, i catch up on my other manga's there too =) i'm just a sucker for the anime haha, Luffy's english dubbed VA is one of the few i like. Many thanks dude
User avatar #7 to #6 - jingleforth (10/14/2011) [-]
I won't spoil nothing but the current Luffy is stronger than all the straw hats before the time skip.
User avatar #8 to #7 - artjunk (10/14/2011) [-]
right on, can't wait to catch up. thanks again!
#9 to #8 - jingleforth (06/15/2012) [-]
did you ever catch up?
#10 to #9 - artjunk (06/15/2012) [-]

#12 to #10 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
did you catch up?
#13 to #12 - artjunk (08/09/2012) [-]
As a matter of fact I am right now.   
thanks for stalki-    .... watchin my back....
As a matter of fact I am right now.

thanks for stalki- .... watchin my back....
User avatar #14 to #13 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
get up to date, ****** getting serious
User avatar #15 to #14 - artjunk (08/09/2012) [-]
I'm sorreh captain, I'm doin the best i can! Other **** gets it the way most of the time
#11 to #10 - jingleforth (06/15/2012) [-]
do it....
do it....
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