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Age: 19
Consoles Owned: PC, PS3
Video Games Played: Assassin's Creed, Skyrim, The Last of Us
Date Signed Up:10/01/2013
Last Login:7/15/2014
Location:Norway
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#18 - butterisgood (12/04/2013) [-]
Nice profile pic.
Nice profile pic.
User avatar #19 to #18 - artige (12/04/2013) [-]
Thank you. Thank you very much.
#20 to #19 - butterisgood (12/05/2013) [-]
No problem.
No problem.
User avatar #1 - thewisedane (10/21/2013) [-]
Look, I know who you are, and we had a sweet talk. I do, however not believe that that is a valid reason for us to be friends.

So you are basicly being anon-zoned by me.
User avatar #21 to #1 - metalife (12/27/2013) [-]
wow that's mean...
#27 to #21 - artige (12/28/2013) [-]
No worries, we're friends now, even though we never talk!   
   
Friendship at it's finest.
No worries, we're friends now, even though we never talk!

Friendship at it's finest.
#37 to #27 - thewisedane (12/30/2013) [-]
That is kinda sad actually. Lets talk!
That is kinda sad actually. Lets talk!
#43 to #37 - artige (12/30/2013) [-]
I don't know what to say, in all honesty.   
It's been quite a while, friend. How have you been doing? Has Christmas been treating you well, and can you believe that it's soon 2014? It's unbelievable how quickly this year flew by, kinda like every year before. Time is going too fast, I can't say I like it but I can't say I dislike it either. I guess I'm okay with it, as I can't really change it. Would have been cool to actually be able to change it, but it would probably make quite a lot of mess, in all honesty (that phrase again!).   
   
Anyways, back to you.
I don't know what to say, in all honesty.
It's been quite a while, friend. How have you been doing? Has Christmas been treating you well, and can you believe that it's soon 2014? It's unbelievable how quickly this year flew by, kinda like every year before. Time is going too fast, I can't say I like it but I can't say I dislike it either. I guess I'm okay with it, as I can't really change it. Would have been cool to actually be able to change it, but it would probably make quite a lot of mess, in all honesty (that phrase again!).

Anyways, back to you.
#48 to #43 - thewisedane (12/31/2013) [-]
Yeah, it has been quite a nice Christmas for me. Got XCOM: Enemy Unknown, and is still weeping over the loss of my favorite Sniper the other day. I got a lot of Warhammer 40000, and also a suit with a butterfly, which I plan on using this evening... But you are right, the year flew by in an alarming haste... On the other hand, that means I don't have to have German in school for very long!
Yeah, it has been quite a nice Christmas for me. Got XCOM: Enemy Unknown, and is still weeping over the loss of my favorite Sniper the other day. I got a lot of Warhammer 40000, and also a suit with a butterfly, which I plan on using this evening... But you are right, the year flew by in an alarming haste... On the other hand, that means I don't have to have German in school for very long!
#52 to #48 - artige (12/31/2013) [-]
Oh jolly, glad to hear so! And not so glad to hear so, of course.. I'm sorry for your loss, I really am. It sounds like you had an okay holiday though, never the less!   
   
Yes, 2013 is soon gone, and it's a strange feeling. 2014 is right around the corner; a new year with lots of new possibilities! Got any plans for the upcoming year?   
   
And lucky you, German is probably the worst thing that I got going at school, too
Oh jolly, glad to hear so! And not so glad to hear so, of course.. I'm sorry for your loss, I really am. It sounds like you had an okay holiday though, never the less!

Yes, 2013 is soon gone, and it's a strange feeling. 2014 is right around the corner; a new year with lots of new possibilities! Got any plans for the upcoming year?

And lucky you, German is probably the worst thing that I got going at school, too
User avatar #53 to #52 - thewisedane (12/31/2013) [-]
Fuckin' German, how does it work?

I don't know with the new year. Maybe have a party because of finished German?
User avatar #54 to #53 - artige (12/31/2013) [-]
Exactly, it's bloody ridiculous.

Hmmmh, what about new year resolutions? Got any of those, if I may ask?
User avatar #55 to #54 - thewisedane (12/31/2013) [-]
Na, I don't use those. It won't work, trying to force myself to change like that.
#56 to #55 - artige (12/31/2013) [-]
Exactly!   
   
I'm glad that you are as wise as your name implies.
Exactly!

I'm glad that you are as wise as your name implies.
#57 to #56 - thewisedane (12/31/2013) [-]
I fuckin' LOVE when people point out my name! It is like some kind of drug to me!
I fuckin' LOVE when people point out my name! It is like some kind of drug to me!
#58 to #57 - artige (12/31/2013) [-]
A drug?   
Drugs are bad. Are you turned on by it? Maybe it's a kink of some kind, a proper turn-on   
!   
Thewisedane   
Dane the wise.   
Wise the dane.   
The dane wise.   
The wine dase.   
The dase wine.   
   
I love 'em all.
A drug?
Drugs are bad. Are you turned on by it? Maybe it's a kink of some kind, a proper turn-on
!
Thewisedane
Dane the wise.
Wise the dane.
The dane wise.
The wine dase.
The dase wine.

I love 'em all.
#60 to #59 - artige (12/31/2013) [-]
I hope I didn't give you an overdose.
I hope I didn't give you an overdose.
#63 to #60 - thewisedane (01/01/2014) [-]
Like that is enough to give me an overdose...   
   
Was still pretty good, though.
Like that is enough to give me an overdose...

Was still pretty good, though.
#65 to #63 - artige (01/01/2014) [-]
Picture is related   
   
It's what I just got
Picture is related

It's what I just got
#66 to #65 - artige (01/01/2014) [-]
Heh..
Heh..
#67 to #66 - thewisedane (01/02/2014) [-]
*Observing your trip*
*Observing your trip*
#68 to #67 - artige (01/02/2014) [-]
Well, I'm sorry.   
If it's a bad thing.   
Which I wouldn't happen to know.
Well, I'm sorry.
If it's a bad thing.
Which I wouldn't happen to know.
#69 to #68 - thewisedane (01/02/2014) [-]
Some like to watch instead...
Some like to watch instead...
#30 to #29 - artige (12/29/2013) [-]
I think you got it mixed up.
I think you got it mixed up.
User avatar #31 to #30 - metalife (12/29/2013) [-]
What?
#32 to #31 - artige (12/29/2013) [-]
I just called you brilliant, silly
I just called you brilliant, silly
#33 to #32 - metalife (12/29/2013) [-]
o   
ty
o
ty
#34 to #33 - artige (12/29/2013) [-]
N-Nothing to thank me for.
N-Nothing to thank me for.
User avatar #35 to #34 - metalife (12/29/2013) [-]
2 l8 fgt
#42 to #35 - artige (12/30/2013) [-]
Oh yes.. My mistake.. Heh..   
   
   
please be my friend please
Oh yes.. My mistake.. Heh..


please be my friend please
User avatar #45 to #42 - metalife (12/30/2013) [-]
mbe

only cause ur norway
and i love norway
#46 to #45 - artige (12/31/2013) [-]
Oh..    
   
Well, that's something..   
   
It's something
Oh..

Well, that's something..

It's something
User avatar #47 to #46 - metalife (12/31/2013) [-]
ur cute
#50 to #47 - artige (12/31/2013) [-]
Oh, heh..   
thank you
Oh, heh..
thank you

User avatar #62 to #50 - metalife (12/31/2013) [-]
np
User avatar #22 to #21 - thewisedane (12/27/2013) [-]
P'haps, but I want to know the people I befriend before accepting them. Better having some select and devoted friends, than a large group of people you barely know.
User avatar #23 to #22 - metalife (12/27/2013) [-]
you could pretend to be friends and see how it goes then just let it fizzler out if it doesnt work.
User avatar #24 to #23 - thewisedane (12/27/2013) [-]
Pretending is not in my nature. Besides, look at the comments below - We are friends now.
User avatar #25 to #24 - metalife (12/27/2013) [-]
o
plus artige.no is a norwegian site (like a 9gag rip off) so i guessed he was norwegian
User avatar #26 to #25 - thewisedane (12/28/2013) [-]
But... He said so below...
User avatar #28 to #26 - metalife (12/28/2013) [-]
no he didnt
User avatar #36 to #28 - thewisedane (12/30/2013) [-]
Turn your attention to 10#, if you please.
User avatar #38 to #36 - metalife (12/30/2013) [-]
That doesn't say anything about artige.no
User avatar #39 to #38 - thewisedane (12/30/2013) [-]
But it states that he is Norwegian!
User avatar #40 to #39 - metalife (12/30/2013) [-]
I know he said he was, but Im saying, even if he hadn't, I could've guessed he was.
User avatar #41 to #40 - thewisedane (12/30/2013) [-]
...

This discussion is pretty redundant. eh?
User avatar #44 to #41 - metalife (12/30/2013) [-]
you making a topic out of a simply comment is redundant, yes.
#49 to #44 - thewisedane (12/31/2013) [-]
I don't like where this is going.
I don't like where this is going.
User avatar #51 to #49 - metalife (12/31/2013) [-]
ok
#2 to #1 - artige (10/21/2013) [-]
It's okay, better to be safe than sorry, you know.
It's okay, better to be safe than sorry, you know.
#3 to #2 - thewisedane (10/21/2013) [-]
But I like you regardless!   
   
Now, if you would do it the proper way and invite me to a date or something like that, we can begin to talk...
But I like you regardless!

Now, if you would do it the proper way and invite me to a date or something like that, we can begin to talk...
#4 to #3 - artige (10/21/2013) [-]
Then, good person of awesomeness, would you like to go out and do.. Things and stuff, sometime?
User avatar #5 to #4 - thewisedane (10/21/2013) [-]
Sure. Where do you live?
User avatar #6 to #5 - artige (10/21/2013) [-]
On the dark side of the moon. I hope that isn't a problem.
User avatar #7 to #6 - thewisedane (10/21/2013) [-]
Ehm. I don't have the money to hitch a ride, so you've got to come to me.
User avatar #8 to #7 - artige (10/21/2013) [-]
Well, where do you live?
#9 to #8 - thewisedane (10/21/2013) [-]
Denmark, obviously.
Denmark, obviously.
#10 to #9 - artige (10/21/2013) [-]
Oh god.. Well, to be honest, I'm actually from Norway
#11 to #10 - thewisedane (10/21/2013) [-]
Cool! As long as you arn't a Swede, I havn't got a problem.

We could actually meet up, if we wanted
#12 to #11 - artige (10/21/2013) [-]
True true, actually!
User avatar #13 to #12 - thewisedane (10/21/2013) [-]
SMØRFEST.
#14 to #13 - artige (10/21/2013) [-]
Hallelujah!
Also, I see you decided to be my friend.
User avatar #15 to #14 - thewisedane (10/21/2013) [-]
See? I aint all that picky!
#61 to #15 - anonymous (12/31/2013) [-]
LOL PICKLE BOY!!!! UR A PICKLE!
#16 to #15 - anonymous (10/21/2013) [-]
Nope, just a pickle!
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