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articvibe

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:1/31/2010
Location:NZ
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Highest Content Rank:#4963
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Total Comments Made:1776
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#48 - i dont get it, EXPLAIN 01/09/2015 on Sylveon +1
#90 - an otter escape makes front page news here. it could be worse 01/05/2015 on 'Merica +4
#78 - no one knows why he killed himself, he didnt even leave a note… 01/05/2015 on Dumb is numb 0
#319 - Picture 01/04/2015 on Lets do this! 0
#40 - jokeexplain please tell me im missing a joke here  [+] (11 new replies) 01/04/2015 on look at it +69
User avatar #152 - zaps (01/04/2015) [-]
1. he says look at me pee, as though his dick is still not in sight, but it is.
2. It's a play on absurdity, as i believe someone else said
3. a lot of males at a younger or drunker stage in their life find the power of their piss to be a reflection on their masculinity and so this post also appeals to the humour of how dumb pissing contests are whilst also hitting our nostalgia buttons.
#118 - fefe (01/04/2015) [-]
An absurd joke, delivered in a comically badly drawn way, exploiting this feature further by seemingly showing the reaction of the guy in the last panel without any expression...or a face in general.

It's the one that slaps you in the face with a dick with absurdity at full power. If you don't get it right away there's really no point in explaining.
User avatar #98 - EpicAnon (01/04/2015) [-]
One 'e' anyways.
Jokexplain
#76 - fefe (01/04/2015) [-]
The guys reaction, dude. derr
User avatar #65 - maxismahname (01/04/2015) [-]
It's jokexplain
#64 - vegasstoner (01/04/2015) [-]
i like this gif.
User avatar #55 - theoneaboveall (01/04/2015) [-]
Really?
User avatar #42 - wafflemastur (01/04/2015) [-]
A random guy ran up to another person and pissed really hard on the ground. Thats it. Thats the joke.
User avatar #201 - wafflemastur (01/06/2015) [-]
Wait how did this get into the top 6
#82 - steelchain (01/04/2015) [-]
ah thx man XDDDDDDDDD DYING RIGHT NOW
User avatar #99 - strelokkk (01/04/2015) [-]
I'm literally dying too, I think we're done with this website
#23 - because you have good taste 01/03/2015 on All hail Vivian +7
#36 - I don't know... i hear OP kind of knew the guy, is trying to p… 01/03/2015 on Someone i know got murdered. 0
#21 - Picture 12/29/2014 on Comment. Fight . Win +1
#20 - run desmume once-> close program->in desumes directory i… 12/29/2014 on Nuzlocke Comic On The Way! 0
#19 - Dubious Clause: If the first encounter in a route is a Pokemon… 12/29/2014 on Nuzlocke Comic On The Way! 0
#171 - quoting kabalah verses with righteous fervor is far from a cle…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2014 on muslim girls are the best 0
User avatar #176 - runescapewasgood (12/29/2014) [-]
Kabalah verses?
That's a quote from the prophet that says you can only kill another Muslim if it's a life for a life case, someone who has cheated on their spouse, or someone who leaves his religion and everyone he was close to behind.
#156 - you completely ignored my question, feel free to read it again…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/29/2014 on muslim girls are the best 0
User avatar #168 - runescapewasgood (12/29/2014) [-]
Usually 'honor killing' would be against another Muslim, and to kill another Muslim, especially, holds great punishment.

This is the direct answer for honor-killing, but here's more elaboration if you want it. This is all in the article, if you choose to read it, but here's a snippet that explains it pretty well.

The Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) has explained to us the reasons for which it becomes permissible to shed this blood. He said: “It is not permissible to shed the blood of a Muslim who bears witness that there is no god but Allaah and that I am the Messenger of Allaah except in three cases: a life for a life (murder), zina of one of who is previously-married (adultery), and the one who changes his religion and forsakes the jamaa’ah.” Narrated by al-Bukhaari (6370) and Muslim (3175).
User avatar #171 - articvibe (12/29/2014) [-]
quoting kabalah verses with righteous fervor is far from a clear cut answer man, keep it concise no one wants to read a paragraph
User avatar #176 - runescapewasgood (12/29/2014) [-]
Kabalah verses?
That's a quote from the prophet that says you can only kill another Muslim if it's a life for a life case, someone who has cheated on their spouse, or someone who leaves his religion and everyone he was close to behind.
#45 - would love to see this in the real world. Darwinism in action 12/29/2014 on Future today +4
#115 - so whats an honor killing then?  [+] (5 new replies) 12/29/2014 on muslim girls are the best 0
User avatar #125 - runescapewasgood (12/29/2014) [-]
Killing a Muslim unlawfully is a serious matter and a grave crime. Allaah says (interpretation of the meaning):

“And whoever kills a believer intentionally, his recompense is Hell to abide therein; and the Wrath and the Curse of Allaah are upon him, and a great punishment is prepared for him”

[an-Nisa’ 4:93]

Feel free to read if you want:
islamqa.info/en/101972
User avatar #156 - articvibe (12/29/2014) [-]
you completely ignored my question, feel free to read it again

>>#115
User avatar #168 - runescapewasgood (12/29/2014) [-]
Usually 'honor killing' would be against another Muslim, and to kill another Muslim, especially, holds great punishment.

This is the direct answer for honor-killing, but here's more elaboration if you want it. This is all in the article, if you choose to read it, but here's a snippet that explains it pretty well.

The Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) has explained to us the reasons for which it becomes permissible to shed this blood. He said: “It is not permissible to shed the blood of a Muslim who bears witness that there is no god but Allaah and that I am the Messenger of Allaah except in three cases: a life for a life (murder), zina of one of who is previously-married (adultery), and the one who changes his religion and forsakes the jamaa’ah.” Narrated by al-Bukhaari (6370) and Muslim (3175).
User avatar #171 - articvibe (12/29/2014) [-]
quoting kabalah verses with righteous fervor is far from a clear cut answer man, keep it concise no one wants to read a paragraph
User avatar #176 - runescapewasgood (12/29/2014) [-]
Kabalah verses?
That's a quote from the prophet that says you can only kill another Muslim if it's a life for a life case, someone who has cheated on their spouse, or someone who leaves his religion and everyone he was close to behind.
#38 - 300kg 12/28/2014 on A cool candle 0
#35 - only one candle?  [+] (7 new replies) 12/28/2014 on A cool candle +1
User avatar #36 - payseht (12/28/2014) [-]
300 kg scented candle in the middle of the bathroom
#39 - thisisforthensfw (12/28/2014) [-]
Gonna have to call bullshit on the 300kg candle.
User avatar #45 - payseht (12/28/2014) [-]
nah, man. I'm legit. Home made after not cleaning my ears for a few years.
User avatar #37 - payseht (12/28/2014) [-]
the soothing effect was industrial
User avatar #47 - TheHutchie (12/28/2014) [-]
How did you get it in there, with a fucking forklift?
User avatar #48 - payseht (12/28/2014) [-]
patience and long legs
#38 - articvibe (12/28/2014) [-]
300kg
#680 - Correct bat man is smart enough to asses caps strength and do … 12/28/2014 on Avengers vs Justice League 0
#404 - ive heard enough genie jokes to know that asking for immortali… 12/28/2014 on pick one ... 0
#134 - **articvibe used "*roll picture*"** **articvibe rolled ima…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2014 on The effect of fedoras 0
User avatar #135 - mrselfdestruct (12/28/2014) [-]
a voice from the past............
#9 - hes fishing for red thumbs, its working  [+] (2 new replies) 12/28/2014 on Best scene from Whose line... +4
#20 - fefe (12/28/2014) [-]
it isn't working since he's far in the green overall
User avatar #10 - danniegurl (12/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, I guess so.
#97 - Throw a piece in a coal reactor spread that Christmas spirit a… 12/24/2014 on waaaaaaaaaaaaaat!! +2
#96 - I like the bit where the flying are still limited by weight … 12/24/2014 on waaaaaaaaaaaaaat!! 0
#26 - Picture 12/24/2014 on American List 0
#72 - **articvibe used "*roll picture*"** **articvibe rolled ima…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2014 on Far Cry 4 0
#74 - applescryatnight (12/23/2014) [-]
i bought it like 2 months ago. only problem with it is that it wobbles a little bit cause i havent set up a monitor arm yet.

if anything, it would be my graphics card (radion r9 280), but im replacing my current one with an nvidia gt 970 or 980 in a little bit
#46 - **articvibe used "*roll picture*"** **articvibe rolled ima…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/23/2014 on Far Cry 4 0
#69 - applescryatnight (12/23/2014) [-]
maybe it looks better cause its compressed. i have a 27 inch monitor a foot away from my face.
#72 - articvibe (12/23/2014) [-]
**articvibe used "*roll picture*"**
**articvibe rolled image** Might just be your monitor more than the size, never been a better excuse for an upgrade!

not that we needed on to begin with
#74 - applescryatnight (12/23/2014) [-]
i bought it like 2 months ago. only problem with it is that it wobbles a little bit cause i havent set up a monitor arm yet.

if anything, it would be my graphics card (radion r9 280), but im replacing my current one with an nvidia gt 970 or 980 in a little bit

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User avatar #64 - murrlogic (04/27/2015) [-]
Jinx is best LoL
User avatar #49 - FroggieMalapropos (01/29/2011) [-]
According to Battly we are both Gaylover Pricks.

Wooop.

Come join the flame war. ;p
User avatar #50 to #56 - articvibe (01/30/2011) [-]
aww hes been dreaming about me again :P
im touched
User avatar #51 to #57 - FroggieMalapropos (01/30/2011) [-]
Haha, I know, right? It's all getting very heated. See, he apparently only PRETENDS to be a homophobe in the internet because he's scared of his gay room mate hitting on him.

Fosho. >.>
User avatar #52 to #58 - articvibe (01/30/2011) [-]
Haha yeah i saw that your ripping shreds out of the ignorant bastard lol i would jump in but i really dont think theres any point lol hes already backed into 3 different corners battered nd bleeding lol.

Still got to find it hilarious that he is supposedly only a homophobe on the internet lol. Not even man enough to confront his issues in the real world.
User avatar #53 to #59 - FroggieMalapropos (01/30/2011) [-]
It's pretty depressing.
User avatar #54 to #60 - articvibe (01/30/2011) [-]
Like trying to instill some kind of higher moral thinking into a rock....
funny how fear and stubborness and ignorance seem to run hand in hand these days
User avatar #55 to #61 - articvibe (01/30/2011) [-]
well always.... one of those fearfull parts of the human condition probably
User avatar #56 to #62 - FroggieMalapropos (01/30/2011) [-]
lolol. He told me that gay people will burn in hell and he's deleting his profile. I check and it says "viewing of profile has been disabled"
User avatar #57 to #63 - articvibe (01/30/2011) [-]
haha right next to everyone else on the planet if that books got anything to say about it.
Yeah i got the same message ^^
skills btw that was some linguistic genius that you beat the **** out of him with. lol
User avatar #58 to #64 - FroggieMalapropos (01/30/2011) [-]
Thank you. I'm a master debater. ;o
User avatar #45 - Vaki (12/31/2010) [-]
You bastard!! I didnt even feel it!
User avatar #46 to #51 - Vaki (01/02/2011) [-]
Stop Raping ME!!!!

XD
User avatar #32 - puttheminsweaters (12/16/2010) [-]
"something special", you were just using me!
User avatar #4 - eddi (12/14/2010) [-]
dude, your like..hawt..
y u on hurr and not being laid?
User avatar #5 to #4 - articvibe (12/14/2010) [-]
haha thnx i geuss
Its not liek its hard... but ehh cant say i experience the desire lol ^^'
User avatar #6 to #5 - eddi (12/14/2010) [-]
well good for you, sex is overrated and stoopid :D
User avatar #7 to #7 - articvibe (12/14/2010) [-]
haha wouldnt say overated its like short lived LSD
just pretty borring lol.

User avatar #8 to #8 - eddi (12/14/2010) [-]
are you sure your doing it right? lol
User avatar #9 to #9 - articvibe (12/14/2010) [-]
LOL yes im sure. Or at lest... the people on the other end seem to enjoy them selves well enough
User avatar #10 to #10 - eddi (12/14/2010) [-]
is your penis connected correctly? it may not be as fun if it isnt
User avatar #11 to #11 - articvibe (12/14/2010) [-]
Hahahahahaha
....
O.O
are u serious??!?
#12 to #12 - eddi (12/14/2010) [-]
but seriously.. you need to get that 			****		 checked out.




but seriously.. you need to get that **** checked out.
User avatar #1 - rockethorses (12/12/2010) [-]
Comment virginity=mine
whyd you delete your comment on my profile???
User avatar #3 to #1 - articvibe (12/12/2010) [-]
I feel like i should of brought you dinner first.

someone beat me to taking your cherry XD didnt want to be the fagwho put it up 2 seconds after the fact
User avatar #2 to #1 - rockethorses (12/12/2010) [-]
by the way this is baknbits. im getting rid of that profile
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