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#11 - Yeah its ionia they even updated the wiki for it … 03/06/2015 on Lets get these conspiracies... 0
#87 - well emotion blunting and depression kind of go hand in hand b…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2015 on sexuality +2
User avatar #90 - bluebandit (03/06/2015) [-]
I probably will go and see different Docs, any information or help in this situation would be more than useful.

Thank you though
#7 - you don't "have" to be out of lane 90% of the time, …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2015 on Bard: Mountain 0
User avatar #10 - iknowimawesome (03/06/2015) [-]
Well I played an hour long game focused on collecting them. By the time I got to the end and had over 120 charms, my autos we're so powerful, that I could 2 shot the adc. (This was with a full support build + lich bane)
#5 - Thats why she went to the league because the moonstone lo…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2015 on Lets get these conspiracies... 0
#8 - ninjaofthepi (03/06/2015) [-]
sweet jesus. it all makes sense
#73 - Picture 03/06/2015 on sexuality +6
#72 - any emotions? just strong emotions? or romantic ones? lack…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/06/2015 on sexuality 0
User avatar #85 - bluebandit (03/06/2015) [-]
(Don't know why you were thumbed down...)

Mainly just romantic ones, but I do feel myself.. feeling less emotions as time goes on. Like recently I lost what was a very good, and longtime friend and I couldn't care less. Same with family, I've moved to a different country just because I'd rather be alone. I haven't always felt like this, many years ago I was in love with a girl who broke my heart and I'm sure all my problems stem from that. I've been to a therapist but she couldn't shed much light on it. Also yes, I also suffer from deppression
User avatar #87 - articvibe (03/06/2015) [-]
well emotion blunting and depression kind of go hand in hand but i cant really shed any light on your situation, the whole physiological umbrella is fairly huge. If it concerns you, you should definitely try and seek a second opinion from a different phsyc doctor, they'll probably try throwing you on light anti depressants though.
User avatar #90 - bluebandit (03/06/2015) [-]
I probably will go and see different Docs, any information or help in this situation would be more than useful.

Thank you though
#71 - Because it kind of depends you can generally split asexuals in…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2015 on sexuality +1
User avatar #82 - alfjnn (03/06/2015) [-]
I am far too drunk to understand what you are telling me.
#3 - Bard video if you haven't seen it yet. 03/06/2015 on Lets get these conspiracies... +1
#2 - So that would be Namis moon stone?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/06/2015 on Lets get these conspiracies... 0
User avatar #4 - cactaur (03/06/2015) [-]
If that's the case, nami and her people are screwed because the Bard took it away.
User avatar #5 - articvibe (03/06/2015) [-]
Thats why she went to the league because the moonstone lore: a powerful object found only in the towering reaches of the surface world. never turned up to be traded for with her abyssal pearl When Nami arrived at the surface, however, she found only an empty shore. She waited for days in a mystic cove, unsure of what to do. In all the legends of the Tidecallers, the bearer of the moonstone had never failed to arrive

#8 - ninjaofthepi (03/06/2015) [-]
sweet jesus. it all makes sense
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#53 - so.... it was better 03/06/2015 on F*ck you Thor... +4
#42 - if you can find a korean sushi place? look for a menu theyll p… 03/03/2015 on I love china 0
#44 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Mfw playing Orks in... +5
#55 - tyrson (03/03/2015) [-]
explain, please.
#56 - yoshtar (03/03/2015) [-]
actually, yeah, I too have always been curious about this.
What is it that makes Gauss guns so... potent?
User avatar #57 - dndxplain (03/03/2015) [-]
>>#55, Gauss Flayers (the standard nekron rifle) slice things at a molecular level.
User avatar #59 - tyrson (03/03/2015) [-]
But... in the game, what are the stat differences like? Does the basic infantry weapon actually 1-shot enemy tanks? Or is that just fluff and flavor?
I'm not interested in the lore or description, I want to know about the game design.
#58 - yoshtar (03/03/2015) [-]
like, i got that part, the fluff of how a Necron gun works...
what i'm wondering is if there's some sort of special rule that reads like rending does that allows a gauss gun to blast a baneblade to shreds with a single hit?
User avatar #60 - dndxplain (03/03/2015) [-]
>>#55, Most Necron weapons have the word "gauss" in them, but they all shoot some kind of molecule-stripping super-lightning rather than a magnetically-accelerated projectile. In the Third Edition Codex, gauss weapons automatically wounded infantry and automatically caused glancing hits to vehicles on a to-hit roll of 6. This was devastatingly powerful at the time, as it meant that Necrons could chew through vehicles like no tomorrow, but was rather reduced in effectiveness in Fifth Edition, as most vehicles could no longer be destroyed through glancing hits alone, though with the introduction of Hull Points in Sixth Edition, gauss weapons are once again a lot more dangerous to vehicles (three glancing hits -- which a full squad of 20 Necron Warriors can easily supply -- is enough to wreck most regular vehicles and expose a super-heavy ). That said, Gauss weapons were reduced in effectiveness by the Fifth Edition Codex, which removed the auto-wound property (anti-infantry effectiveness was moved to their new new "Tesla" weapons). However with the advent of the 7th edition codex gauss weapons have regained their auto-wounding on 6's [citation needed].

Gauss flayer: The trusty gauss flayer is the standard weapon (in fact, the only weapon) wielded by Necron Warriors. Its stats are equivalent to the bolter, with the additional "Gauss" rule mentioned above. Ghost Arks and Doomsday Arks mount an array of five of these guns on each side.
Gauss blaster: The gauss blaster is the standard weapon of Necron Immortals; it is basically a Gauss flayer with slightly improved strength and armor-piercing capability. A unit of Tomb Blades can also choose to take twin-linked pairs of them to specialize in vehicle-hunting.
Gauss cannon: The iconic weapon of Necron Destroyers is their shoulder-mounted gauss cannon. Though it's only as strong and long-ranged as a gauss blaster, it has more shots and will tear through all but the toughest armor suits.
Heavy gauss cannon: Necron Heavy Destroyers get heavy gauss cannons, and Triarch Stalkers can choose a twin-linked set of them as a primary weapon. They only get one shot, but it's as powerful as a lascannon.
Gauss flux arc: The gauss flux arc is basically like the gauss flayer, but firing more shots at a time. Monoliths mount one at each corner, and they are capable of choosing their targets independently.
User avatar #63 - dndxplain (03/03/2015) [-]
#61 - yoshtar (03/03/2015) [-]
sweet, thanks man!
User avatar #62 - dndxplain (03/03/2015) [-]
that was taken from 1d4chan (I didn't remember the exact ruling) if you want more info on anything, here ya go: 1d4chan.org/wiki/
#64 - yoshtar (03/03/2015) [-]
ah cool... must be one of the pages i forgot to read.
#29 - they've kind of just turned into gaming rooms now 03/03/2015 on This asshole 0
#137 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Mjolnir... +1
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#90 - they wouldnt think about it, they'll be crouched under the cou…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2015 on Teach Kids Magic +1
User avatar #139 - lolollo (03/03/2015) [-]
If its conspiracy.
#18 - that helps  [+] (9 new replies) 03/02/2015 on Mjolnir... +55
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#48 - Picture 03/01/2015 on tadpoles +1
#3 - but its funny  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2015 on Sasha Grey +31
User avatar #23 - hairysmellyanus (02/20/2015) [-]
Not at this point.
#10 - yeah its an automatic system, the body is willing 02/20/2015 on Professor XXX +13
#15 - I assume that most of these complaints come from women who sho…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/18/2015 on She Left Me A Love Note +7
User avatar #44 - daniboyi (02/18/2015) [-]
"but cant be bothered. "
Then it is still their own fault for being a lazy ass.
User avatar #16 - twiztidxson (02/18/2015) [-]
How dare you think rationally
#17 - everywhere that streams anime? use a ******* search engine 02/17/2015 on Action Romance -1
#20 - so manga?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2015 on Shit man. 0
User avatar #21 - sanitarysan (02/17/2015) [-]
manga can be bought in book stores so yes
#22 - Comment deleted 02/13/2015 on Don't fuckmess with Keira +1
#84 - why the **** did op bother with such low res version? …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2015 on Only in Russia 0
User avatar #94 - bagguhsleep (02/13/2015) [-]
don't question ivan and sergei's tactics, comrade


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User avatar #49 - FroggieMalapropos (01/29/2011) [-]
According to Battly we are both Gaylover Pricks.


Come join the flame war. ;p
User avatar #50 to #56 - articvibe (01/30/2011) [-]
aww hes been dreaming about me again :P
im touched
User avatar #51 to #57 - FroggieMalapropos (01/30/2011) [-]
Haha, I know, right? It's all getting very heated. See, he apparently only PRETENDS to be a homophobe in the internet because he's scared of his gay room mate hitting on him.

Fosho. >.>
User avatar #52 to #58 - articvibe (01/30/2011) [-]
Haha yeah i saw that your ripping shreds out of the ignorant bastard lol i would jump in but i really dont think theres any point lol hes already backed into 3 different corners battered nd bleeding lol.

Still got to find it hilarious that he is supposedly only a homophobe on the internet lol. Not even man enough to confront his issues in the real world.
User avatar #53 to #59 - FroggieMalapropos (01/30/2011) [-]
It's pretty depressing.
User avatar #54 to #60 - articvibe (01/30/2011) [-]
Like trying to instill some kind of higher moral thinking into a rock....
funny how fear and stubborness and ignorance seem to run hand in hand these days
User avatar #55 to #61 - articvibe (01/30/2011) [-]
well always.... one of those fearfull parts of the human condition probably
User avatar #56 to #62 - FroggieMalapropos (01/30/2011) [-]
lolol. He told me that gay people will burn in hell and he's deleting his profile. I check and it says "viewing of profile has been disabled"
User avatar #57 to #63 - articvibe (01/30/2011) [-]
haha right next to everyone else on the planet if that books got anything to say about it.
Yeah i got the same message ^^
skills btw that was some linguistic genius that you beat the **** out of him with. lol
User avatar #58 to #64 - FroggieMalapropos (01/30/2011) [-]
Thank you. I'm a master debater. ;o
User avatar #45 - Vaki (12/31/2010) [-]
You bastard!! I didnt even feel it!
User avatar #46 to #51 - Vaki (01/02/2011) [-]
Stop Raping ME!!!!

User avatar #32 - puttheminsweaters (12/16/2010) [-]
"something special", you were just using me!
User avatar #4 - eddi (12/14/2010) [-]
dude, your like..hawt..
y u on hurr and not being laid?
User avatar #5 to #4 - articvibe (12/14/2010) [-]
haha thnx i geuss
Its not liek its hard... but ehh cant say i experience the desire lol ^^'
User avatar #6 to #5 - eddi (12/14/2010) [-]
well good for you, sex is overrated and stoopid :D
User avatar #7 to #7 - articvibe (12/14/2010) [-]
haha wouldnt say overated its like short lived LSD
just pretty borring lol.

User avatar #8 to #8 - eddi (12/14/2010) [-]
are you sure your doing it right? lol
User avatar #9 to #9 - articvibe (12/14/2010) [-]
LOL yes im sure. Or at lest... the people on the other end seem to enjoy them selves well enough
User avatar #10 to #10 - eddi (12/14/2010) [-]
is your penis connected correctly? it may not be as fun if it isnt
User avatar #11 to #11 - articvibe (12/14/2010) [-]
are u serious??!?
#12 to #12 - eddi (12/14/2010) [-]
but seriously.. you need to get that 			****		 checked out.

but seriously.. you need to get that **** checked out.
User avatar #1 - rockethorses (12/12/2010) [-]
Comment virginity=mine
whyd you delete your comment on my profile???
User avatar #3 to #1 - articvibe (12/12/2010) [-]
I feel like i should of brought you dinner first.

someone beat me to taking your cherry XD didnt want to be the fagwho put it up 2 seconds after the fact
User avatar #2 to #1 - rockethorses (12/12/2010) [-]
by the way this is baknbits. im getting rid of that profile
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