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#1054 - 15-20 beers a day for 20 years rink-half-a-doze…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2011 on Survival of the fittest -1
User avatar #1055 - Hreidmar (05/11/2011) [-]
For every example you give me of a guy drinking nonstop for 20 years and surviving I can give you 50 of someone drinking for about 5 years and ending up with every single disease possible. Plus, you don't just die from the direct effects of the beer. You can suffocate on your own vomit (Jimi Hendrix), depress yourself to the point of suicide... the list goes on.

As for the second link you provided, yeah, heart attack risk is lowered. Says nothing about the liver or brain. similarly, arsenic can actually reinforce bones. I'm still not going to put in in my tea.
#1002 - hahahaha in 5 years? no  [+] (6 new replies) 05/11/2011 on Survival of the fittest -2
User avatar #1004 - Hreidmar (05/11/2011) [-]
But yes. 10 bottles a day for 5 years? You'd be lucky if it was just liver poisoning.
User avatar #1054 - articvibe (05/11/2011) [-]
http://www.abc.net.au/quantum/poison/alcohol/scripts.htm
15-20 beers a day for 20 years

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/d rink-half-a-dozen-beers-every-day-and-have-a-healthier-heart-1823218.html
Turns out drinking beer even in excess significantly reduces your risk of heart diesese

In other words shut the fuck up
User avatar #1055 - Hreidmar (05/11/2011) [-]
For every example you give me of a guy drinking nonstop for 20 years and surviving I can give you 50 of someone drinking for about 5 years and ending up with every single disease possible. Plus, you don't just die from the direct effects of the beer. You can suffocate on your own vomit (Jimi Hendrix), depress yourself to the point of suicide... the list goes on.

As for the second link you provided, yeah, heart attack risk is lowered. Says nothing about the liver or brain. similarly, arsenic can actually reinforce bones. I'm still not going to put in in my tea.
#1024 - notorius (05/11/2011) [-]
smh
User avatar #1060 - Hreidmar (05/11/2011) [-]
I like your attitude... post 'that's fucking wrong' pic, have no reason or even a coherent clue why I'm wrong, so just stick to thumbing down. Genius.
User avatar #1056 - Hreidmar (05/11/2011) [-]
So why am I wrong? Do elaborate.
#7 - stupid anon Has grandtheft auto taught you nothing? 05/11/2011 on The Prostitute +2
#993 - And if you somehow manage to get alcohol poisoning from drinki…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/11/2011 on Survival of the fittest -3
User avatar #997 - lilfunny (05/11/2011) [-]
im pretty sure they weren't talking about alcohol poisoning. more along the lines of the long lasting effects like liver failure and all that shit
User avatar #1002 - articvibe (05/11/2011) [-]
hahahaha in 5 years?

no
User avatar #1004 - Hreidmar (05/11/2011) [-]
But yes. 10 bottles a day for 5 years? You'd be lucky if it was just liver poisoning.
User avatar #1054 - articvibe (05/11/2011) [-]
http://www.abc.net.au/quantum/poison/alcohol/scripts.htm
15-20 beers a day for 20 years

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/d rink-half-a-dozen-beers-every-day-and-have-a-healthier-heart-1823218.html
Turns out drinking beer even in excess significantly reduces your risk of heart diesese

In other words shut the fuck up
User avatar #1055 - Hreidmar (05/11/2011) [-]
For every example you give me of a guy drinking nonstop for 20 years and surviving I can give you 50 of someone drinking for about 5 years and ending up with every single disease possible. Plus, you don't just die from the direct effects of the beer. You can suffocate on your own vomit (Jimi Hendrix), depress yourself to the point of suicide... the list goes on.

As for the second link you provided, yeah, heart attack risk is lowered. Says nothing about the liver or brain. similarly, arsenic can actually reinforce bones. I'm still not going to put in in my tea.
#1024 - notorius (05/11/2011) [-]
smh
User avatar #1060 - Hreidmar (05/11/2011) [-]
I like your attitude... post 'that's fucking wrong' pic, have no reason or even a coherent clue why I'm wrong, so just stick to thumbing down. Genius.
User avatar #1056 - Hreidmar (05/11/2011) [-]
So why am I wrong? Do elaborate.
#988 - How the **** do you die from drinking beer? Drowning?  [+] (10 new replies) 05/11/2011 on Survival of the fittest 0
User avatar #990 - lilfunny (05/11/2011) [-]
if your not trolling you have to be the single dumbest human on the face of this planet
User avatar #993 - articvibe (05/11/2011) [-]
And if you somehow manage to get alcohol poisoning from drinking beer you should be put down to purify the gene pool.

Just makes me sleepy.
User avatar #997 - lilfunny (05/11/2011) [-]
im pretty sure they weren't talking about alcohol poisoning. more along the lines of the long lasting effects like liver failure and all that shit
User avatar #1002 - articvibe (05/11/2011) [-]
hahahaha in 5 years?

no
User avatar #1004 - Hreidmar (05/11/2011) [-]
But yes. 10 bottles a day for 5 years? You'd be lucky if it was just liver poisoning.
User avatar #1054 - articvibe (05/11/2011) [-]
http://www.abc.net.au/quantum/poison/alcohol/scripts.htm
15-20 beers a day for 20 years

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/d rink-half-a-dozen-beers-every-day-and-have-a-healthier-heart-1823218.html
Turns out drinking beer even in excess significantly reduces your risk of heart diesese

In other words shut the fuck up
User avatar #1055 - Hreidmar (05/11/2011) [-]
For every example you give me of a guy drinking nonstop for 20 years and surviving I can give you 50 of someone drinking for about 5 years and ending up with every single disease possible. Plus, you don't just die from the direct effects of the beer. You can suffocate on your own vomit (Jimi Hendrix), depress yourself to the point of suicide... the list goes on.

As for the second link you provided, yeah, heart attack risk is lowered. Says nothing about the liver or brain. similarly, arsenic can actually reinforce bones. I'm still not going to put in in my tea.
#1024 - notorius (05/11/2011) [-]
smh
User avatar #1060 - Hreidmar (05/11/2011) [-]
I like your attitude... post 'that's fucking wrong' pic, have no reason or even a coherent clue why I'm wrong, so just stick to thumbing down. Genius.
User avatar #1056 - Hreidmar (05/11/2011) [-]
So why am I wrong? Do elaborate.
#1 - Picture 05/11/2011 on The Duel -1
#8 - ohh the spam stuff.... riiiiight  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2011 on MacGyverbation -5
#41 - anonymous (05/11/2011) [-]
Spam's got nothing on some good ol' bologna
#1 - -73... What the **** have u been doing?! post… 05/11/2011 on starlightloves's profile 0
#3 - prove it  [+] (6 new replies) 05/11/2011 on Portal Abortion -1
#11 - noobscooper has deleted their comment.
User avatar #4 - corbiethornsriff (05/11/2011) [-]
http://www. funnyjunk . com/funny_pictures/2031095/Mission+Abort/

I reckon you're atleast smart enough to remove the spaces. Enjoy.
User avatar #5 - RyderSechrest (05/11/2011) [-]
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2031095/Mission+Abort/

WHY DO YOU HAVE THOSE SPACES, POST THE LINK NORMALLY, IT WONT DISSAPEAR
User avatar #6 - corbiethornsriff (05/11/2011) [-]
[url deleted]

O rly?
User avatar #7 - RyderSechrest (05/11/2011) [-]
WELL THEN..............................IM FUCKING AWESOME
#8 - corbiethornsriff (05/11/2011) [-]
It's the rank-system, low level noobs aren't allowed to post links in comments.

Also, pic related.
#6 - Uhhh what the **** is bolonga  [+] (4 new replies) 05/11/2011 on MacGyverbation -4
User avatar #18 - CaptinAwesome (05/11/2011) [-]
um... no, thats something tottaly different... its sandwich meat,err, pretty much the kind of meat that goes with everything and evveryone... its great
#7 - bukowskii (05/11/2011) [-]
its pronounced ba-low-knee
#8 - articvibe (05/11/2011) [-]
ohh the spam stuff.... riiiiight
#41 - anonymous (05/11/2011) [-]
Spam's got nothing on some good ol' bologna
#7 - I think you ment sexually oblivious rhino 05/10/2011 on What A Nice -4
#1593 - shovel uses counter troll move is successfull 05/10/2011 on How I found out part 3 0
#729 - Picture 05/10/2011 on How I found out part 2 0
#17 - Do it ******  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2011 on Motherfukin Allstar +3
#22 - elweirdo (05/10/2011) [-]
What you'll just let me do it??
Really?


I mean this is cold even for me and i am pro this shit
Co'on dude
Think it over
Just don't repost and the dog lives
#32 - Picture 05/10/2011 on Dreaming 0
#47 - Put a frosted plate of perspex beneath the claw marks? So that… 05/09/2011 on X Box +1
#18 - The resistance is growing 05/08/2011 on Gaming +9
#17 - Comment deleted 05/08/2011 on Gaming 0
#174 - pill(s), crush, omlette, breakfast in bed. nuff said 05/08/2011 on TAKE THE PILL +2
#173 - Plan b is just a higher concentrated version of the pill. … 05/08/2011 on TAKE THE PILL +1
#1 - Heads up Using tolerance, logic or anything close to sensab… 05/08/2011 on heythereguy's profile 0
#39 - Imagine funny junk is a kindergarten for rabies inflicted wolv… 05/08/2011 on Vegans +10
#38 - Beat your ass dress you in womens underwear and ductape you up… 05/08/2011 on Vegans +6
#2624 - astrix's dued astrix  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2011 on SO CLOSE! 0
#2627 - arcolithe (05/08/2011) [-]
**arcolithe rolls 322,564,517**
like this?
#21 - Haha i have no way of answering that without ******* … 05/08/2011 on TIME STAMP 0
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#60 to #59 - articvibe (11/19/2013) [-]
if your going to attempt to insult someone atleast do it properly boy
if your going to attempt to insult someone atleast do it properly boy
User avatar #49 - FroggieMalapropos (01/29/2011) [-]
According to Battly we are both Gaylover Pricks.

Wooop.

Come join the flame war. ;p
User avatar #50 to #56 - articvibe (01/30/2011) [-]
aww hes been dreaming about me again :P
im touched
User avatar #51 to #57 - FroggieMalapropos (01/30/2011) [-]
Haha, I know, right? It's all getting very heated. See, he apparently only PRETENDS to be a homophobe in the internet because he's scared of his gay room mate hitting on him.

Fosho. >.>
User avatar #52 to #58 - articvibe (01/30/2011) [-]
Haha yeah i saw that your ripping shreds out of the ignorant bastard lol i would jump in but i really dont think theres any point lol hes already backed into 3 different corners battered nd bleeding lol.

Still got to find it hilarious that he is supposedly only a homophobe on the internet lol. Not even man enough to confront his issues in the real world.
User avatar #53 to #59 - FroggieMalapropos (01/30/2011) [-]
It's pretty depressing.
User avatar #54 to #60 - articvibe (01/30/2011) [-]
Like trying to instill some kind of higher moral thinking into a rock....
funny how fear and stubborness and ignorance seem to run hand in hand these days
User avatar #55 to #61 - articvibe (01/30/2011) [-]
well always.... one of those fearfull parts of the human condition probably
User avatar #56 to #62 - FroggieMalapropos (01/30/2011) [-]
lolol. He told me that gay people will burn in hell and he's deleting his profile. I check and it says "viewing of profile has been disabled"
User avatar #57 to #63 - articvibe (01/30/2011) [-]
haha right next to everyone else on the planet if that books got anything to say about it.
Yeah i got the same message ^^
skills btw that was some linguistic genius that you beat the **** out of him with. lol
User avatar #58 to #64 - FroggieMalapropos (01/30/2011) [-]
Thank you. I'm a master debater. ;o
User avatar #45 - Vaki (12/31/2010) [-]
You bastard!! I didnt even feel it!
User avatar #46 to #51 - Vaki (01/02/2011) [-]
Stop Raping ME!!!!

XD
User avatar #32 - puttheminsweaters (12/16/2010) [-]
"something special", you were just using me!
User avatar #4 - eddi (12/14/2010) [-]
dude, your like..hawt..
y u on hurr and not being laid?
User avatar #5 to #4 - articvibe (12/14/2010) [-]
haha thnx i geuss
Its not liek its hard... but ehh cant say i experience the desire lol ^^'
User avatar #6 to #5 - eddi (12/14/2010) [-]
well good for you, sex is overrated and stoopid :D
User avatar #7 to #7 - articvibe (12/14/2010) [-]
haha wouldnt say overated its like short lived LSD
just pretty borring lol.

User avatar #8 to #8 - eddi (12/14/2010) [-]
are you sure your doing it right? lol
User avatar #9 to #9 - articvibe (12/14/2010) [-]
LOL yes im sure. Or at lest... the people on the other end seem to enjoy them selves well enough
User avatar #10 to #10 - eddi (12/14/2010) [-]
is your penis connected correctly? it may not be as fun if it isnt
User avatar #11 to #11 - articvibe (12/14/2010) [-]
Hahahahahaha
....
O.O
are u serious??!?
#12 to #12 - eddi (12/14/2010) [-]
but seriously.. you need to get that 						****					 checked out.




but seriously.. you need to get that **** checked out.
User avatar #1 - rockethorses (12/12/2010) [-]
Comment virginity=mine
whyd you delete your comment on my profile???
User avatar #3 to #1 - articvibe (12/12/2010) [-]
I feel like i should of brought you dinner first.

someone beat me to taking your cherry XD didnt want to be the fagwho put it up 2 seconds after the fact
User avatar #2 to #1 - rockethorses (12/12/2010) [-]
by the way this is baknbits. im getting rid of that profile
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