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Age: 25
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PSN: Arnistle
Date Signed Up:12/31/2011
Last Login:12/16/2014
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Noobish programmer from Delaware, trying to waste some time and find some friends.

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#2 - I didn't say stop, senpai...... 06/24/2013 on I guess it's kinda sexy +7
#155 - Carl Sagan. </thread> 06/18/2013 on Hell +1
#60 - On the east coast of the United States of Cunt, I must say the…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/17/2013 on It's a Great Day for... +2
#62 - EventHorizon (06/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #63 - kungfupringal (06/17/2013) [-]
You had to ruin something special, you're a special type of cunt.
User avatar #82 - EventHorizon (06/18/2013) [-]
... an actual one?
User avatar #61 - kungfupringal (06/17/2013) [-]
Well in the middle class surburbia of the West Midlands of Great Cuntain the only baking are my crisps or as in your cunt of a tongue "chips" cunt.
#57 - Whoa there, cunt-face. Grape juice has legit 100x mor…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2013 on It's a Great Day for... +1
User avatar #58 - kungfupringal (06/17/2013) [-]
Well waddle away duck as we only have home made Lemonade, cunt-nugget.
#47 - Sorry to hear about that, cunt. I'm munching on grapes because…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2013 on It's a Great Day for... +1
User avatar #49 - kungfupringal (06/17/2013) [-]
You are indeed a cunt for not sharing your grapes with us, cunt.
#43 - Not much cunt, hbu?  [+] (16 new replies) 06/17/2013 on It's a Great Day for... +3
User avatar #45 - kungfupringal (06/17/2013) [-]
A bit peckish, cunt.
#47 - arnistle (06/17/2013) [-]
Sorry to hear about that, cunt. I'm munching on grapes because I'm trying to eat healthy, like a boss.

Also I'm a cunt.
User avatar #49 - kungfupringal (06/17/2013) [-]
You are indeed a cunt for not sharing your grapes with us, cunt.
User avatar #46 - millex (06/17/2013) [-]
Im a parched cunt.
User avatar #50 - kungfupringal (06/17/2013) [-]
I'm sure you'll be able to retrieve a nice beverage, cunt, may i suggest a nice cool lemondae for you, cunt.
#57 - arnistle (06/17/2013) [-]
Whoa there, cunt-face.

Grape juice has legit 100x more parchness-destroying molecules.

Suggest a nice cool glass of grape juice for this cunt.

Also, grapes for e'reybody!
User avatar #58 - kungfupringal (06/17/2013) [-]
Well waddle away duck as we only have home made Lemonade, cunt-nugget.
User avatar #52 - millex (06/17/2013) [-]
*sips lemonade* It sure is a hot day today is it not, cunt?
User avatar #55 - kungfupringal (06/17/2013) [-]
Why it is midnight here ol' cunt, and it is fairly chilly.
User avatar #56 - millex (06/17/2013) [-]
Here it's about a quarter past 7 and bloody hot, cunt.
User avatar #59 - kungfupringal (06/17/2013) [-]
Well i hope you don't bake my dear cunt, you will be sorely missed, cunt.
User avatar #60 - arnistle (06/17/2013) [-]
On the east coast of the United States of Cunt, I must say there is a lot of baking around me. Not of the heat variety, mind you.....

Cunt.
#62 - EventHorizon (06/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #63 - kungfupringal (06/17/2013) [-]
You had to ruin something special, you're a special type of cunt.
User avatar #82 - EventHorizon (06/18/2013) [-]
... an actual one?
User avatar #61 - kungfupringal (06/17/2013) [-]
Well in the middle class surburbia of the West Midlands of Great Cuntain the only baking are my crisps or as in your cunt of a tongue "chips" cunt.
#901 - Male, no. I know I haz a flavr, but I does not want t… 06/17/2013 on Would you? +1
#13 - Console reveal* And honestly, if it looks like a hotd… 05/25/2013 on Next gen consoles in a... +9
#10 - Exactly, and now everybody is thinking about it. We've been pl…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/25/2013 on Next gen consoles in a... +2
User avatar #11 - szymonf (05/25/2013) [-]
It's a console launch, without the console.
#13 - arnistle (05/25/2013) [-]
Console reveal*

And honestly, if it looks like a hotdog and outperforms the Xbox, who cares?
#3 - Damn, I never even noticed...... Good job, sir. &… 05/22/2013 on COD Realism +6
#2886 - **arnistle rolls 89** Dubs and DJ 4DM1N is actually South Korean! 05/14/2013 on Uploaded As Anon +6
#4 - Guess I need some upgrades in the security software department.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2013 on Windows Firewall fail +1
User avatar #8 - irvea (04/08/2013) [-]
Sorry that I only saw this so late.
If it really is explorer.exe, try running 'sfc /scannow'.
This restores your system files.
WARNING! If you have modded some files (like when you try to reskin your Windows, those changes will be lost.
#732 - Is this what a Psychic/Electric type would look like? …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/07/2013 on Let's see some contradictions 0
User avatar #740 - revengeforfreeze (01/10/2014) [-]
Did you draw this?
#734 - sonicwind (04/10/2013) [-]
**sonicwind rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Kanye **
#102 - Anybody else notice that more Pokemon posts than usual have be… 04/06/2013 on Gen I Elitism +1
#2 - I don't know what kind of inception I've provoked on my hard d…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2013 on Windows Firewall fail +1
User avatar #7 - deescalation (04/08/2013) [-]
After I reset my CMOS battery I was having all sorts of problems like this. Make sure your date is correct
#95 - I'm just about up there with you on the ranking. I think Gen V… 04/06/2013 on Gen I Elitism 0
#31 - Only if you assume a reality in which time does not fork.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/09/2013 on What Shall I Put Here? +2
#34 - axeaddonis (03/09/2013) [-]
In my reality time only spoons
User avatar #33 - newdriskollgaming (03/09/2013) [-]
I was saying in back to the future logic, you know because he mentioned the flux capacitor
#3157791 - **arnistle rolls 34** 03/01/2013 on Play items 0
#57 - Please tell me the source of this glorious gif!  [+] (18 new replies) 02/26/2013 on No Skin 0
User avatar #58 - HawHaw (02/26/2013) [-]
Dark souls, can't remember the name of that boss.
#71 - thesovereigngrave (02/26/2013) [-]
Gaping Dragon
User avatar #78 - toguro (02/26/2013) [-]
Well, fuck Dark Souls. That is the shit of nightmares
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User avatar #100 - toguro (02/26/2013) [-]
Are you honestly thinking I won't play Dark Souls because of that? I'm just saying it looks horrifying and the type of stuff you'd find in nightmares
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User avatar #103 - toguro (02/26/2013) [-]
Praise the sun
#72 - fatspartan (02/26/2013) [-]
CUT THE TAIL OFF!!!
User avatar #73 - thesovereigngrave (02/26/2013) [-]
Eh, I'm perfectly content with my Black Knight's Sword.
User avatar #75 - fatspartan (02/26/2013) [-]
Same here, but I still go fir the tail for collector's purposes
User avatar #95 - crazylance (02/26/2013) [-]
Hold the phone, you can take the Gaping Dragon's tail off for an axe ?
User avatar #98 - fatspartan (02/26/2013) [-]
Yes, though you need 50 strength, requires Dragon Scales to upgrade, and it's 2H strong devastates the durability. It's known as the Dragon King's Greataxe
User avatar #99 - crazylance (02/26/2013) [-]
MUST HAVE IT, MUST GET DARK SOULS AGAIN, GAAAAAH THIS GAME IS ADDICTIVE
User avatar #76 - thesovereigngrave (02/26/2013) [-]
I was a bit busy trying not to die to focus on the tail in all honesty.
User avatar #79 - fatspartan (02/26/2013) [-]
THEN YOU ARE WEAK AND SOLAIRE-LESS!!! Jk, everyone has their own way of playing.
#80 - thesovereigngrave (02/26/2013) [-]
Honestly, I don't care about collecting all the different weapons and whatnot, it just kinda clutters up my inventory.
User avatar #82 - fatspartan (02/26/2013) [-]
Bottomless box helps
User avatar #85 - thesovereigngrave (02/26/2013) [-]
I accidentally killed Domhnall...

And I'm a bit far from the Undead Burg...
#30 - Comment deleted 02/26/2013 on Pillowproblem 0
#203 - Yes, continue, you're falling right into their trap.... 02/26/2013 on Mad World -8
#3127050 - Considering I just started this last night, that looks pretty …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2013 on Play items +1
User avatar #3127062 - mazlummango (02/26/2013) [-]
Im quite the noob myself still, this seems to shit to some people i think :P but i opened like 60~ chests of different kinds
#3127041 - oh ok. 02/26/2013 on Play items 0
#3127005 - Hi. :D  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2013 on Play items 0
#3127016 - narwhalsnballs has deleted their comment.
#12077 - Ugh, you didn't read my comment correctly. If God is all-power… 02/20/2013 on Religion Board 0
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#1 - chrisstineline (06/28/2013) [-]
As a member of male community &lt;- That. You can't prove anything!
As a member of male community <- That. You can't prove anything!
#25 to #1 - arnistle (06/28/2013) [-]
It brings great shame and dishonor to my family, but yes. I am as you say.
It brings great shame and dishonor to my family, but yes. I am as you say.
#26 to #25 - chrisstineline (06/28/2013) [-]
I don't even. Why is that so?
I don't even. Why is that so?
#27 to #26 - arnistle (06/28/2013) [-]
My mother was just SO sure that I was going to be a girl, haha. She wanted two daughters.
My mother was just SO sure that I was going to be a girl, haha. She wanted two daughters.
#28 to #27 - chrisstineline (06/28/2013) [-]
You could dress like a girl, and make it better that way?
You could dress like a girl, and make it better that way?
#30 to #28 - arnistle (06/28/2013) [-]
My big sister actually used me as a life-sized doll to play dress up with when I was 3 or 4 years old.

Thank goodness there are no pictures of that...

Actually now that I think of it, how do I know that you aren't a guy pretending to be a girl?
#31 to #30 - chrisstineline (06/28/2013) [-]
Oh God, she sounds awesome.    
   
You don't, and you can't know. But, you can only try to trust me ^-^
Oh God, she sounds awesome.

You don't, and you can't know. But, you can only try to trust me ^-^
#32 to #31 - arnistle (06/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, my sister was pretty awesome. Until she started having kids.   
   
Kids are expensive. Her needing money from me makes it hard for me to save up cash to buy a place of my own.
Yeah, my sister was pretty awesome. Until she started having kids.

Kids are expensive. Her needing money from me makes it hard for me to save up cash to buy a place of my own.
#33 to #32 - chrisstineline (06/28/2013) [-]
You live at home? That must suck, I got my own apartment three years ago.
You live at home? That must suck, I got my own apartment three years ago.
#34 to #33 - arnistle (06/28/2013) [-]
Well it certainly isn't the best, I'll give you that much. Having my own apartment would be super, you have my envy. Do you have roommate(s)?
Well it certainly isn't the best, I'll give you that much. Having my own apartment would be super, you have my envy. Do you have roommate(s)?
#35 to #34 - chrisstineline (06/28/2013) [-]
Nooo EW! I hate people. They are so dirty, loud and human-ish.
Nooo EW! I hate people. They are so dirty, loud and human-ish.
#36 to #35 - arnistle (06/28/2013) [-]
Story of my life. There was a point in time when 7 members of my family lived in my house. Then my grandmother came to visit.   
   
Peace and quiet? I think not.   
   
Luckily I'm the only one here most days.   
On my days off when I have the house to myself, I can go 8 hours without making a sound. (Not including the keyboard.) I'll just read. The most noise I make is when I take the dog for her walk.   
   
Oh god I'm ranting now stop me
Story of my life. There was a point in time when 7 members of my family lived in my house. Then my grandmother came to visit.

Peace and quiet? I think not.

Luckily I'm the only one here most days.
On my days off when I have the house to myself, I can go 8 hours without making a sound. (Not including the keyboard.) I'll just read. The most noise I make is when I take the dog for her walk.

Oh god I'm ranting now stop me
#37 to #36 - chrisstineline (06/28/2013) [-]
I feel so sorry for you dude.    
   
Maybe it's because you don't have the ÆØÅ. (btw - I'm danish, the danish girl have to sleep, tomorrow is socialday, on socialday we don't sleep.)
I feel so sorry for you dude.

Maybe it's because you don't have the ÆØÅ. (btw - I'm danish, the danish girl have to sleep, tomorrow is socialday, on socialday we don't sleep.)
#38 to #37 - arnistle (06/28/2013) [-]
One day I will move to New Zealand.   
   
Nobody bothers you in New Zealand.   
   
I have such great dreams and aspirations, haha. I guess graduating from college first would be helpful. Almost there!
One day I will move to New Zealand.

Nobody bothers you in New Zealand.

I have such great dreams and aspirations, haha. I guess graduating from college first would be helpful. Almost there!
#39 to #38 - chrisstineline (06/29/2013) [-]
So you're in college? What do you study?
So you're in college? What do you study?
#40 to #39 - arnistle (06/29/2013) [-]
I am studying to be a software programmer. I will type lots of code and it will do fancy things and everybody will love me. o:

My teachers seem to think I'll be rather good at this, so at least it seems I'm heading in the right direction.
#3 to #1 - arnistle (06/28/2013) [-]
You are correct, what prize would you like?   
   
I have gadgets and gizmos aplenty.
You are correct, what prize would you like?

I have gadgets and gizmos aplenty.
#4 to #3 - chrisstineline (06/28/2013) [-]
Even gizmos?   
I can has a gizmo?
Even gizmos?
I can has a gizmo?
#5 to #4 - arnistle (06/28/2013) [-]
Yes~

You can't have any thingamabobs, though. Ariel stole all 20 of mine.
#6 to #5 - chrisstineline (06/28/2013) [-]
That == bitch.== again.    
   
What about something really cool and fancy? Please?
That == bitch.== again.

What about something really cool and fancy? Please?
#7 to #6 - arnistle (06/28/2013) [-]
You can has this party penguin.   
   
He is cool and doesn't afraid of anything.
You can has this party penguin.

He is cool and doesn't afraid of anything.
#8 to #7 - chrisstineline (06/28/2013) [-]
I don't trust penguins. You just keep that.
I don't trust penguins. You just keep that.
#9 to #8 - arnistle (06/28/2013) [-]
If you want something really cool and fancy, I guess you could have my collection of reaction images, haha.   
   
I wonder how many I have yet to use...
If you want something really cool and fancy, I guess you could have my collection of reaction images, haha.

I wonder how many I have yet to use...
#10 to #9 - chrisstineline (06/28/2013) [-]
Oh please spare my HD. ahaha.    
   
But you totally need confirm that you are a male.
Oh please spare my HD. ahaha.

But you totally need confirm that you are a male.
#11 to #10 - arnistle (06/28/2013) [-]
I am literally saving every image you post.

Also, why is proof of maleness important?
#12 to #11 - chrisstineline (06/28/2013) [-]
Well it isn't really important, it's just easy to write about, and get a conversation started that way I guess.
Well it isn't really important, it's just easy to write about, and get a conversation started that way I guess.
#13 to #12 - arnistle (06/28/2013) [-]
If I am secretly a girl pretending to be a guy, would that change the way you talk to me? D:
If I am secretly a girl pretending to be a guy, would that change the way you talk to me? D:
#14 to #13 - chrisstineline (06/28/2013) [-]
No but it would be a bit weird actually. You know, lying about your sex.
No but it would be a bit weird actually. You know, lying about your sex.
#16 to #14 - arnistle (06/28/2013) [-]
I agree, that would be weird.   
   
This is quite possibly the weirdest conversation I've ever had, haha.
I agree, that would be weird.

This is quite possibly the weirdest conversation I've ever had, haha.
#17 to #16 - chrisstineline (06/28/2013) [-]
Woaw. Well, then let's stop. I ain't nothing but weird ma 						*******					.    
   
æhæhæhøhøhåhåhå.
Woaw. Well, then let's stop. I ain't nothing but weird ma ******* .

æhæhæhøhøhåhåhå.
#18 to #17 - arnistle (06/28/2013) [-]
So how do you propose I give you the proof you ask for?
#19 to #18 - chrisstineline (06/28/2013) [-]
Say something super manly. Burn  my eyes out with manlyness.
Say something super manly. Burn my eyes out with manlyness.
#20 to #19 - arnistle (06/28/2013) [-]
Sure....   
   
gurl u want sum fuk?   
   
Females belong in the kitchen making sammiches while I lift weights! Also rawr.
Sure....

gurl u want sum fuk?

Females belong in the kitchen making sammiches while I lift weights! Also rawr.
#21 to #20 - chrisstineline (06/28/2013) [-]
I can do that better: Men rule the world, it's simple; beards. Also, gimme a blumpkin.
I can do that better: Men rule the world, it's simple; beards. Also, gimme a blumpkin.
#22 to #21 - arnistle (06/28/2013) [-]
Now I have to look up what a blumpkin is........   
   
Oh, wow. I was not aware that was a thing, haha.   
   
You would make an excellent addition to the male community. Not trying to recruit you or anything, haha.   
   
But no really.
Now I have to look up what a blumpkin is........

Oh, wow. I was not aware that was a thing, haha.

You would make an excellent addition to the male community. Not trying to recruit you or anything, haha.

But no really.
#23 to #22 - chrisstineline (06/28/2013) [-]
My balls are so big, that you can see them from the moon.    
   
But are you really a  24 year old man?
My balls are so big, that you can see them from the moon.

But are you really a 24 year old man?
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