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Gender: male
Age: 25
Facebook Profile: facebook.com/EverythingYouEverWantedToKnowAboutAnd
PSN: Arnistle
Date Signed Up:12/31/2011
Last Login:9/17/2014
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Noobish programmer from Delaware, trying to waste some time and find some friends.

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#33 - I'm so proud of you. I watched you blossom from a newly create…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/28/2013 on Frontpage material +4
#104 - chrisstineline (06/28/2013) [-]
I LOVE YOU!!!
#105 - arnistle (06/28/2013) [-]
Whoa whoa whoa, love? We've only just met! Calm yourself down.
#107 - chrisstineline (06/28/2013) [-]
I. Don't. Care.
#108 - arnistle (06/28/2013) [-]
I must have forgotten to turn off my Wumbo.
#109 - chrisstineline (06/28/2013) [-]
What the hell bro?
#110 - arnistle (06/28/2013) [-]
Bro, this Wumbo.

But no seriously. Are you not familiar with Wumbo?


I Wumbo, you Wumbo, he/she/me Wumbo?
Wumbo, Wumboing....
Wumbology, the study of Wumbo?
#111 - chrisstineline (06/28/2013) [-]
I give up.
#32 - I am also super hardcore. o: We should have super har…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/28/2013 on Frontpage material +3
#75 - anonymous (06/28/2013) [-]
hurr durr her name is Christine let's use faces like ":o" to act like I'm interested in what you have to say so that maybe just maybe I'll see my first pair of A cups.
Then of course, we must talk about having babies, because it's all just a joke and I'm not implying a sexual motive towards you.
#106 - arnistle (06/28/2013) [-]
You've totally got me there, anon. Yes, I am an internet weeaboo who dreams of a-cups and you're on to my hidden desire to imply sexual motive to every girl I meet on the internet. You'll certainly make a great psychologist, what with your profound insight.

This comment was actually an elaborate set up to allow me to use all four version of you've/you're/you'll/your.
User avatar #77 - cycloneclone (06/28/2013) [-]
I love you anon
#36 - aserock (06/28/2013) [-]
#1 - hfw 06/27/2013 on Up and away 0
#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2013 on Dawggone +1
#3 - michaelprunka (06/27/2013) [-]
Funnier than the content
#1 - Picture 06/27/2013 on Dat qtpie 0
#3 - Fly, my child!  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2013 on Dragon Age.... +2
#29 - kidddraco (06/27/2013) [-]
#1 - mfw eating 'tasty ass crackers' 06/27/2013 on Tasty Ass Crackers +2
#1 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2013 on Internet fights +3
#2 - anonymous (06/27/2013) [-]
Yes
#3 - That's probably why he's calling it "Pidgeotto".  [+] (6 new replies) 06/27/2013 on Shit Just Got Real +95
User avatar #53 - addia (06/28/2013) [-]
Not when Pidgeotto says it.
User avatar #116 - fukkentyranitar (06/28/2013) [-]
Steelix still screams out onix in the show. You don't hear us bitching.
User avatar #54 - arnistle (06/28/2013) [-]
There's no rule that says a pokemon has to say its entire name everytime.
User avatar #6 - darkdragonswrath (06/27/2013) [-]
He's talking about Pidgeotto saying Pidgey in the fifth frame.
User avatar #7 - deadguyseven (06/27/2013) [-]
you know how pikachu would shorten it's name and just say pika sometimes?
well when you shorten pidgeotto, it sounds like pidgey.
User avatar #8 - darkdragonswrath (06/27/2013) [-]
Yup, I know. I'm just pointed out what anon was talking about.
#2 - Picture 06/27/2013 on Its about fucking time +42
#4 - Picture 06/27/2013 on Title Titleson 0
#104 - Picture 06/27/2013 on They should tell him to... 0
#1 - Picture 06/27/2013 on Facebook pls 0
#2 - I'll just leave this here...  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2013 on home phone? call your... 0
User avatar #5 - budgetgadgets (06/28/2013) [-]
the look on his face is stomach-churning
#3 - Picture 06/27/2013 on What I did with my life today. +5
#2 - Don't care if repost from years ago, still laugh everytime. 06/27/2013 on Maximum beta 0
#2 - Picture 06/27/2013 on It has been done... 0
#1 - Picture 06/27/2013 on It has been done... +1
#1 - mfw finally knocking him far enough off the stage 06/27/2013 on Sure, Master Hand was... 0
#3 - I didn't say to stop.... b-baka! 06/27/2013 on Exodus in Japan +1
#1 - I'll just leave this here... for anybody who wants it  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2013 on Just Tumblr +4
#12 - anonymous (06/28/2013) [-]
Yes, because it's so hard to crop out the picture.
#1 - Picture 06/27/2013 on Real Dante +3
#3 - Picture 06/27/2013 on Compatible 0
#2 - Picture 06/27/2013 on Do you- oh. +40
#4 - Picture 06/27/2013 on Meanest Brother Ever 0
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#1 - chrisstineline (06/28/2013) [-]
As a member of male community <- That. You can't prove anything!
As a member of male community <- That. You can't prove anything!
#25 to #1 - arnistle (06/28/2013) [-]
It brings great shame and dishonor to my family, but yes. I am as you say.
It brings great shame and dishonor to my family, but yes. I am as you say.
#26 to #25 - chrisstineline (06/28/2013) [-]
I don't even. Why is that so?
I don't even. Why is that so?
#27 to #26 - arnistle (06/28/2013) [-]
My mother was just SO sure that I was going to be a girl, haha. She wanted two daughters.
My mother was just SO sure that I was going to be a girl, haha. She wanted two daughters.
#28 to #27 - chrisstineline (06/28/2013) [-]
You could dress like a girl, and make it better that way?
You could dress like a girl, and make it better that way?
#30 to #28 - arnistle (06/28/2013) [-]
My big sister actually used me as a life-sized doll to play dress up with when I was 3 or 4 years old.

Thank goodness there are no pictures of that...

Actually now that I think of it, how do I know that you aren't a guy pretending to be a girl?
#31 to #30 - chrisstineline (06/28/2013) [-]
Oh God, she sounds awesome.    
   
You don't, and you can't know. But, you can only try to trust me ^-^
Oh God, she sounds awesome.

You don't, and you can't know. But, you can only try to trust me ^-^
#32 to #31 - arnistle (06/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, my sister was pretty awesome. Until she started having kids.   
   
Kids are expensive. Her needing money from me makes it hard for me to save up cash to buy a place of my own.
Yeah, my sister was pretty awesome. Until she started having kids.

Kids are expensive. Her needing money from me makes it hard for me to save up cash to buy a place of my own.
#33 to #32 - chrisstineline (06/28/2013) [-]
You live at home? That must suck, I got my own apartment three years ago.
You live at home? That must suck, I got my own apartment three years ago.
#34 to #33 - arnistle (06/28/2013) [-]
Well it certainly isn't the best, I'll give you that much. Having my own apartment would be super, you have my envy. Do you have roommate(s)?
Well it certainly isn't the best, I'll give you that much. Having my own apartment would be super, you have my envy. Do you have roommate(s)?
#35 to #34 - chrisstineline (06/28/2013) [-]
Nooo EW! I hate people. They are so dirty, loud and human-ish.
Nooo EW! I hate people. They are so dirty, loud and human-ish.
#36 to #35 - arnistle (06/28/2013) [-]
Story of my life. There was a point in time when 7 members of my family lived in my house. Then my grandmother came to visit.   
   
Peace and quiet? I think not.   
   
Luckily I'm the only one here most days.   
On my days off when I have the house to myself, I can go 8 hours without making a sound. (Not including the keyboard.) I'll just read. The most noise I make is when I take the dog for her walk.   
   
Oh god I'm ranting now stop me
Story of my life. There was a point in time when 7 members of my family lived in my house. Then my grandmother came to visit.

Peace and quiet? I think not.

Luckily I'm the only one here most days.
On my days off when I have the house to myself, I can go 8 hours without making a sound. (Not including the keyboard.) I'll just read. The most noise I make is when I take the dog for her walk.

Oh god I'm ranting now stop me
#37 to #36 - chrisstineline (06/28/2013) [-]
I feel so sorry for you dude.    
   
Maybe it's because you don't have the ÆØÅ. (btw - I'm danish, the danish girl have to sleep, tomorrow is socialday, on socialday we don't sleep.)
I feel so sorry for you dude.

Maybe it's because you don't have the ÆØÅ. (btw - I'm danish, the danish girl have to sleep, tomorrow is socialday, on socialday we don't sleep.)
#38 to #37 - arnistle (06/28/2013) [-]
One day I will move to New Zealand.   
   
Nobody bothers you in New Zealand.   
   
I have such great dreams and aspirations, haha. I guess graduating from college first would be helpful. Almost there!
One day I will move to New Zealand.

Nobody bothers you in New Zealand.

I have such great dreams and aspirations, haha. I guess graduating from college first would be helpful. Almost there!
#39 to #38 - chrisstineline (06/29/2013) [-]
So you're in college? What do you study?
So you're in college? What do you study?
#40 to #39 - arnistle (06/29/2013) [-]
I am studying to be a software programmer. I will type lots of code and it will do fancy things and everybody will love me. o:

My teachers seem to think I'll be rather good at this, so at least it seems I'm heading in the right direction.
#3 to #1 - arnistle (06/28/2013) [-]
You are correct, what prize would you like?   
   
I have gadgets and gizmos aplenty.
You are correct, what prize would you like?

I have gadgets and gizmos aplenty.
#4 to #3 - chrisstineline (06/28/2013) [-]
Even gizmos?   
I can has a gizmo?
Even gizmos?
I can has a gizmo?
#5 to #4 - arnistle (06/28/2013) [-]
Yes~

You can't have any thingamabobs, though. Ariel stole all 20 of mine.
#6 to #5 - chrisstineline (06/28/2013) [-]
That == bitch.== again.    
   
What about something really cool and fancy? Please?
That == bitch.== again.

What about something really cool and fancy? Please?
#7 to #6 - arnistle (06/28/2013) [-]
You can has this party penguin.   
   
He is cool and doesn't afraid of anything.
You can has this party penguin.

He is cool and doesn't afraid of anything.
#8 to #7 - chrisstineline (06/28/2013) [-]
I don't trust penguins. You just keep that.
I don't trust penguins. You just keep that.
#9 to #8 - arnistle (06/28/2013) [-]
If you want something really cool and fancy, I guess you could have my collection of reaction images, haha.   
   
I wonder how many I have yet to use...
If you want something really cool and fancy, I guess you could have my collection of reaction images, haha.

I wonder how many I have yet to use...
#10 to #9 - chrisstineline (06/28/2013) [-]
Oh please spare my HD. ahaha.    
   
But you totally need confirm that you are a male.
Oh please spare my HD. ahaha.

But you totally need confirm that you are a male.
#11 to #10 - arnistle (06/28/2013) [-]
I am literally saving every image you post.

Also, why is proof of maleness important?
#12 to #11 - chrisstineline (06/28/2013) [-]
Well it isn't really important, it's just easy to write about, and get a conversation started that way I guess.
Well it isn't really important, it's just easy to write about, and get a conversation started that way I guess.
#13 to #12 - arnistle (06/28/2013) [-]
If I am secretly a girl pretending to be a guy, would that change the way you talk to me? D:
If I am secretly a girl pretending to be a guy, would that change the way you talk to me? D:
#14 to #13 - chrisstineline (06/28/2013) [-]
No but it would be a bit weird actually. You know, lying about your sex.
No but it would be a bit weird actually. You know, lying about your sex.
#16 to #14 - arnistle (06/28/2013) [-]
I agree, that would be weird.   
   
This is quite possibly the weirdest conversation I've ever had, haha.
I agree, that would be weird.

This is quite possibly the weirdest conversation I've ever had, haha.
#17 to #16 - chrisstineline (06/28/2013) [-]
Woaw. Well, then let's stop. I ain't nothing but weird ma 						*******					.    
   
æhæhæhøhøhåhåhå.
Woaw. Well, then let's stop. I ain't nothing but weird ma ******* .

æhæhæhøhøhåhåhå.
#18 to #17 - arnistle (06/28/2013) [-]
So how do you propose I give you the proof you ask for?
#19 to #18 - chrisstineline (06/28/2013) [-]
Say something super manly. Burn  my eyes out with manlyness.
Say something super manly. Burn my eyes out with manlyness.
#20 to #19 - arnistle (06/28/2013) [-]
Sure....   
   
gurl u want sum fuk?   
   
Females belong in the kitchen making sammiches while I lift weights! Also rawr.
Sure....

gurl u want sum fuk?

Females belong in the kitchen making sammiches while I lift weights! Also rawr.
#21 to #20 - chrisstineline (06/28/2013) [-]
I can do that better: Men rule the world, it's simple; beards. Also, gimme a blumpkin.
I can do that better: Men rule the world, it's simple; beards. Also, gimme a blumpkin.
#22 to #21 - arnistle (06/28/2013) [-]
Now I have to look up what a blumpkin is........   
   
Oh, wow. I was not aware that was a thing, haha.   
   
You would make an excellent addition to the male community. Not trying to recruit you or anything, haha.   
   
But no really.
Now I have to look up what a blumpkin is........

Oh, wow. I was not aware that was a thing, haha.

You would make an excellent addition to the male community. Not trying to recruit you or anything, haha.

But no really.
#23 to #22 - chrisstineline (06/28/2013) [-]
My balls are so big, that you can see them from the moon.    
   
But are you really a  24 year old man?
My balls are so big, that you can see them from the moon.

But are you really a 24 year old man?
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