It brings great shame and dishonor to my family, but yes. I am as you say.

I don't even. Why is that so?

My mother was just SO sure that I was going to be a girl, haha. She wanted two daughters.

You could dress like a girl, and make it better that way?

My big sister actually used me as a life-sized doll to play dress up with when I was 3 or 4 years old.

Thank goodness there are no pictures of that...

Actually now that I think of it, how do I know that you aren't a guy pretending to be a girl?

Oh God, she sounds awesome.

You don't, and you can't know. But, you can only try to trust me ^-^

Yeah, my sister was pretty awesome. Until she started having kids.

Kids are expensive. Her needing money from me makes it hard for me to save up cash to buy a place of my own.

You live at home? That must suck, I got my own apartment three years ago.

Well it certainly isn't the best, I'll give you that much. Having my own apartment would be super, you have my envy. Do you have roommate(s)?

Nooo EW! I hate people. They are so dirty, loud and human-ish.

Story of my life. There was a point in time when 7 members of my family lived in my house. Then my grandmother came to visit.

Peace and quiet? I think not.

Luckily I'm the only one here most days.
On my days off when I have the house to myself, I can go 8 hours without making a sound. (Not including the keyboard.) I'll just read. The most noise I make is when I take the dog for her walk.

Oh god I'm ranting now stop me

I feel so sorry for you dude.

Maybe it's because you don't have the ÆØÅ. (btw - I'm danish, the danish girl have to sleep, tomorrow is socialday, on socialday we don't sleep.)

One day I will move to New Zealand.

Nobody bothers you in New Zealand.

I have such great dreams and aspirations, haha. I guess graduating from college first would be helpful. Almost there!

So you're in college? What do you study?

I am studying to be a software programmer. I will type lots of code and it will do fancy things and everybody will love me. o:

My teachers seem to think I'll be rather good at this, so at least it seems I'm heading in the right direction.

You are correct, what prize would you like?

I have gadgets and gizmos aplenty.

Even gizmos?
I can has a gizmo?

Yes~

You can't have any thingamabobs, though. Ariel stole all 20 of mine.

That == bitch.== again.

What about something really cool and fancy? Please?

You can has this party penguin.

He is cool and doesn't afraid of anything.

I don't trust penguins. You just keep that.

If you want something really cool and fancy, I guess you could have my collection of reaction images, haha.

I wonder how many I have yet to use...

Oh please spare my HD. ahaha.

But you totally need confirm that you are a male.

I am literally saving every image you post.

Also, why is proof of maleness important?

Well it isn't really important, it's just easy to write about, and get a conversation started that way I guess.

If I am secretly a girl pretending to be a guy, would that change the way you talk to me? D:

No but it would be a bit weird actually. You know, lying about your sex.

I agree, that would be weird.

This is quite possibly the weirdest conversation I've ever had, haha.

Woaw. Well, then let's stop. I ain't nothing but weird ma nigglet.

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So how do you propose I give you the proof you ask for?

Say something super manly. Burn my eyes out with manlyness.

Sure....

gurl u want sum fuk?

Females belong in the kitchen making sammiches while I lift weights! Also rawr.

I can do that better: Men rule the world, it's simple; beards. Also, gimme a blumpkin.

Now I have to look up what a blumpkin is........

Oh, wow. I was not aware that was a thing, haha.

You would make an excellent addition to the male community. Not trying to recruit you or anything, haha.

But no really.