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Date Signed Up:8/07/2010
Last Login:10/23/2014
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#21 - Picture 10/20/2014 on For the next time you see... +3
#15 - hitting? HITTING?? HITTING??? 10/20/2014 on A Water Balloon Full Of... +27
#31 - It's almost like most rappers are from poor, violent areas, wi…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2014 on Die a rapper.... -2
User avatar #40 - minorian (10/20/2014) [-]
What the fuck are you talking about? You don't have to star in family movies to live in white Suburbia.
#42 - Lets not forget this evil ************ F… 10/20/2014 on For kids +2
#41 - It's not about the destination, it's about the journey 10/20/2014 on For kids 0
#67 - >I like to call it that Holy **** you…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2014 on 'Merica -1
User avatar #71 - YllekNayr (10/20/2014) [-]
NOBODY says poly sci.
YOU are wrong, while everyone else is correct.
#64 - That's subjective. So I'm guessing your parents never tau…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2014 on 'Merica -1
User avatar #65 - YllekNayr (10/20/2014) [-]
I've been watching you be an ass to asheskirata as well.
You're wrong, and you're an ass.
And that's all there is to it.
I'll take my leave here.
#62 - The first post you posted at me started with "shut your …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/20/2014 on 'Merica -1
User avatar #63 - YllekNayr (10/20/2014) [-]
Just because you were not an ass to me does not mean you were not an ass.
User avatar #64 - armsdealer (10/20/2014) [-]
That's subjective.
So I'm guessing your parents never taught you "two wrongs don't make a right"
User avatar #65 - YllekNayr (10/20/2014) [-]
I've been watching you be an ass to asheskirata as well.
You're wrong, and you're an ass.
And that's all there is to it.
I'll take my leave here.
#60 - I like you. I try and follow that policy as best I can which i…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/20/2014 on 'Merica -1
User avatar #61 - YllekNayr (10/20/2014) [-]
You do not deserve it when you act like an ass.
User avatar #62 - armsdealer (10/20/2014) [-]
The first post you posted at me started with "shut your shit."
I never went after you, fuck, no one was even talking to you! You inserted yourself and your shitty attitude and you look at me and say I'm being an ass.

Hi pot, name's kettle. Have we met?
User avatar #63 - YllekNayr (10/20/2014) [-]
Just because you were not an ass to me does not mean you were not an ass.
User avatar #64 - armsdealer (10/20/2014) [-]
That's subjective.
So I'm guessing your parents never taught you "two wrongs don't make a right"
User avatar #65 - YllekNayr (10/20/2014) [-]
I've been watching you be an ass to asheskirata as well.
You're wrong, and you're an ass.
And that's all there is to it.
I'll take my leave here.
#58 - Picture 10/20/2014 on 'Merica -1

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User avatar #15 - iatedub (08/20/2014) [-]
You're a disgrace to the name Armsdealer if you don't agree with me, I'm right, the dumb ***** that are rioting are ******* RETARDED.
User avatar #16 to #15 - armsdealer (08/20/2014) [-]
Nice Ad Hominem, and anyone in this great nation has the right to peaceful protest, which is exactly what the people of Ferguson are attempting to do. There ARE some outliers who are taking advantage of the unrest to commit crime, and for their involvement they should be punished.

Arresting unarmed peaceful protesters, journalists, and anyone who disagrees with the police is tyrannical behavior.

And if we're taking user names seriously, **** off my profile and go eat a "dub" somewhere where your nazi ******** is welcome. You're making Minnesota look bad (or worse, rather.)
User avatar #18 to #16 - iatedub (08/20/2014) [-]
Oh and those ************* who murdered a white person, just because they were white a couple a days ago.
User avatar #17 to #16 - iatedub (08/20/2014) [-]
I have no goddamn problem at ALL With the people who protest the police station, but to rob innocent BUSINESS OWNERS?? **** THAT. You know how many stores are going to go out of business because of this **** in that town?? A lot, just look at the LA Riots... It ******* pisses me off that they use this as a goddamn excuse to rob people and burn peoples goddamn hard earned work to the goddamn ground

If you don't see it, then I do not have faith in the world anymore.
User avatar #19 to #17 - armsdealer (08/20/2014) [-]
If you calmed the **** down for a second and actually read what I said...

"There ARE some outliers who are taking advantage of the unrest to commit crime, and for their involvement they should be punished."
User avatar #21 to #19 - iatedub (08/20/2014) [-]
And my profile picture is funny, its not meant to be anything other than that.

Its a joke, not a cock, don't take it so hard.
User avatar #22 to #21 - armsdealer (08/20/2014) [-]
You've got a odd sense of humor albeit, but if you don't wanna be taken as a nazi, perhaps you shouldn't brandish their flags in your profile pic.

Some is a relativistic term used to describe a minority of people, not any one set amount. Holy **** you're stupid.
User avatar #23 to #22 - iatedub (08/20/2014) [-]
Anyways, I hope the ************* STEALING **** from hard working business owners, get shot and left to bleed out.
User avatar #24 to #23 - armsdealer (08/20/2014) [-]
The punishment for thief is never the death penalty. If you wanna be taken seriously in the world, stop overreacting to everything, you colossal twat. We have a code of laws that dictates what punishment be dealt for the crimes committed. It's ******* like you that do **** like this: www.dailyzone.com/articles/495/20140429/montana-couple-lures-teen-garage-shoots-head.htm

I don't wish violence on you, but only that you seek ******* help for your severe autism.
User avatar #25 to #24 - iatedub (08/20/2014) [-]
Someone committing a felony in my state, and that state, can be shot, I'm pretty sure breaking and entering, plus theft are considered felonies which would give the store owners the right to defend their property from outside threats.
User avatar #26 to #25 - armsdealer (08/20/2014) [-]
Read up on your local and federal laws before you try and sound smart, because you're full of so much **** you must have trouble breathing.

Go back to school mouth-breather
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duty_to_retreat
User avatar #27 to #26 - iatedub (08/20/2014) [-]
www.revisor.mn.gov/statutes/?id=609.582

www.stolen-property.com/felony-theft.php

I have had a lot of cops tell me, if someone is stealing my **** , shoot them.

$250+ Is considered a felony in Minnesota
User avatar #28 to #27 - armsdealer (08/20/2014) [-]
You need to login to view this link site lays out the crimes of burglary and does not contain any evidence that you may shoot on site. This is what happens when idiots try and quote laws and fail miserably.

Get your facts from a more reputable source: ccwvslaw.org/item/888

Twenty states allow you to defend your own home, but demand that you retreat when you are not at home. If someone attacks you other than in your home in these jurisdictions, you are required to flee (presumably faster than the attackers’ bullets if they are armed, or faster than they can chase you if not). Dr. Sweet’s grandfatherly advice: If you defend yourself while not at home by shooting your attackers in one of these states, you (not they) will go to prison. Your choice: death, rape, or maiming if you don’t defend yourself versus prison if you do. Conversely, if you make a living by armed robbery or strong-arm robbery, these are the safest states to conduct your profession.

Retreat if outside your home: Alaska, Arkansas, Connecticut, Delaware, Hawaii, Iowa, Maine, Maryland, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New York, North Dakota, Ohio, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, Wisconsin, Wyoming.
User avatar #20 to #19 - iatedub (08/20/2014) [-]
"Some" More like dozens
User avatar #11 to #10 - armsdealer (03/31/2014) [-]
No u
User avatar #1 - traffy (01/22/2014) [-]
do you deal with arms or arms?
#5 to #1 - armsdealer (01/22/2014) [-]
My favorite kinda arms though...
User avatar #6 to #5 - traffy (01/22/2014) [-]
oh nice
#2 to #1 - armsdealer (01/22/2014) [-]
Well ya got yer regular arms, lightly used, some wear and tear
User avatar #3 to #2 - traffy (01/22/2014) [-]
your arms should lift more
#4 to #3 - armsdealer (01/22/2014) [-]
Hey, you didn't specify a kind, I got bulky too.
Here, side by side comparison
User avatar #7 to #4 - traffy (01/22/2014) [-]
the one on the right seems good
#8 to #7 - armsdealer (01/22/2014) [-]
Awesome!
Your total comes to: one arm & one leg
#9 to #8 - traffy (01/22/2014) [-]
of course it does
of course it does
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