Yes, and while your strategy sounds smart, I don't think you should start bonding by being mushy, nor should you make a move like that. Just be completely natural maybe with just a hint of extra politeness and compliments. The most unattractive thing I've ever encountered was trying to jump straight into something serious with skipping the friendship part.

I find "nice guys" is a bit redundant when they're calling a girl a bitch and a slut for liking the more rebellious cocky "douche" character. I've had crushes on mean girls, and dated a bitchy girl who I deep down knew was cheating on me but took me a while to finish it (took a lot0. Happens to everyone. But I think the whole "Everyone is different be yourself" crap is pretty relevant. Also if the girl just goes for douches, move on and suck it up? Because who's the more foolish? The Fool, or the fool that follows her. Anyway, that's my two cents.

I was working on a little experiment now bear with me
I tell women I'm gay automatically and they might take it as a challenge and sleep with me, then say "haha I made you straight" and I'll be like "yeah totally, you got me"

No, it's not about playing hard to get either. There's just no excitement in knowing that a guy would do EVERYTHING to please me, and with a rougher and more relaxed guy I can have a good laugh AND he's nice to me too. You've just got to get the balance right.

Right, right. I'm just saying, when you first meet a girl, you don't want to be overly pushy and creep her out. It's best that you first find some common interests, hang out a little, and when you finally get to know each other and are comfortable, a guy should make his move. I feel like a lot of people on this site end up hurting themselves because they rush into things, myself included.

Yes, and while your strategy sounds smart, I don't think you should start bonding by being mushy, nor should you make a move like that. Just be completely natural maybe with just a hint of extra politeness and compliments. The most unattractive thing I've ever encountered was trying to jump straight into something serious with skipping the friendship part.

It's about cockiness, laughter, money, and fun for most of their likings
it's about having something to show off to her friends
it's sad actually, college is full of douches with girlfriends who cry when they know he's cheating, why they won't leave him is beyond me

I dunno. Some bitches be crazy, some girls are actually pretty logical. Either way you look at it, being clingy is a sign of weakness and desperation which is generally viewed as unattractive.

I find "nice guys" is a bit redundant when they're calling a girl a bitch and a slut for liking the more rebellious cocky "douche" character. I've had crushes on mean girls, and dated a bitchy girl who I deep down knew was cheating on me but took me a while to finish it (took a lot0. Happens to everyone. But I think the whole "Everyone is different be yourself" crap is pretty relevant. Also if the girl just goes for douches, move on and suck it up? Because who's the more foolish? The Fool, or the fool that follows her. Anyway, that's my two cents.

I was working on a little experiment now bear with me
I tell women I'm gay automatically and they might take it as a challenge and sleep with me, then say "haha I made you straight" and I'll be like "yeah totally, you got me"

Who says I'm playing?

Random is always good haha.
Thanks! :D

This guy is fighting with his girlfriend, and he's like "You are a gigantic whore, and you spend all my money!" and she's like "Oh yeah? Well you have the sexual performance of a Magicarp!". The guy walks away looking all depressed, and once he's gone the chick turns around is like "Now, where were we?" and you see a gigantic magicarp in her bed.

lolwut? Random, but funny haha i'll get started and be sure to give you credit! :D

Random is always good haha.
Thanks! :D