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arkis

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Consoles Owned: Nes,Snes,N64,GC,Wii,GBC,GBA,GBSP,PSP,PS3 total backwards compat,Xbox,360,PC
Interests: Games, paintball, metalwork, weapons,Fire
Date Signed Up:11/06/2014
Last Login:1/14/2016
Location:Washington
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#3 - we just need a universal credit system, though I know that wou… 08/06/2015 on This makes a lot of cents 0
#1 - I assume this is an Ad from the hard to see text at the bottom…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/06/2015 on Graceful dismount +11
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#2 - anonymoussarcasm (08/06/2015) [-]
It's not an ad the springboard just blew up.
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#3 - arkis (08/06/2015) [-]
Sears - Springboard if you notice also in the bottom right as the board fails in both videos it says Do not Attempt. Controlled Environment, its an commercial ad, also, ya know, science, you cant stay at that same altitude that long from a simple spring board, maybe a cannon but not a spring board
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#4 - anonymoussarcasm (08/06/2015) [-]
In that case I think it was more of a joke video?
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#10 - sinonyx (08/07/2015) [-]
did you watch the whole thing? is a fucking commercial for craftsman brand tools
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#5 - rudeobuteo (08/07/2015) [-]
yeah, I guess the joke is that the guy with the toolbox pushes his toolbox out of sight in order to hide the fact that he screwed up the springboard
#2 - but if you celebrated making such a device or getting such a d… 08/06/2015 on Answer to Life 0
#2 - and the Title goes to the fast fat man 08/06/2015 on Now you sumo, now you don't! 0
#1 - with the way that **** is falling off a good sledge ham… 08/06/2015 on Employee of the year 0
#2 - I think it would be better if said obese people, cause lets fa… 08/06/2015 on Wisdom +1
#4 - I bet that person never has a neighbors dog ******** on…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/06/2015 on The cutest little squirrel... +2
#30 - adhdtookmyaccount (08/06/2015) [-]
Naw but they might have a bear shitting the remains of their neighbors dog on their lawn
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#32 - arkis (08/07/2015) [-]
Haven't you heard? Bears shit in the woods
#1 - These bugs taste horrible ~wolf probably~ 08/06/2015 on Wolves play with bubbles +3
#5 - It really looks like something from the movie eXistenZ  [+] (3 new replies) 08/06/2015 on Japan Weird shit Comp. +1
#12 - endospore (08/07/2015) [-]
Is that that movie where the guy has a gun made out of flesh and shoots teeth?
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#13 - arkis (08/07/2015) [-]
If i remember right it was bones from his soup/meal but yes it fired human teeth bullets, he ended up shooting the cook or what ever in the neck with it, it was a pretty weird movie based around the idea of Media becoming so real that its indistinguishable from reality. Good movie if a bit cheesie
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#8 - slaebaschard (08/06/2015) [-]
well,i dont know what's real anymore...
#3 - Not sure if the bird is dead or not .... 08/05/2015 on Bird smoking that loud +1
#2 - Son of a bitch ! 08/05/2015 on Ever notice? +3
#25 - I was more so talking like Jail time illegal, and i've honestl…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/05/2015 on 'We want $15/h !!' 0
#28 - yuzabeach (08/05/2015) [-]
Any food tampering is illegal. And if you can prove it was done with malicious intent, it is a minimum of 1 year in jail.
#23 - Think of it this way if the customer finds out about this vide…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/05/2015 on 'We want $15/h !!' 0
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#29 - thefuriousfish (08/05/2015) [-]
You do realise that to get aids from saliva you would have to drink close to a bucket of spit right?
#24 - yuzabeach (08/05/2015) [-]
It is illegal. It is VERY illegal.
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#25 - arkis (08/05/2015) [-]
I was more so talking like Jail time illegal, and i've honestly never heard of such a law, not saying it doesn't exist, just never heard of it
#28 - yuzabeach (08/05/2015) [-]
Any food tampering is illegal. And if you can prove it was done with malicious intent, it is a minimum of 1 year in jail.
#1 - gonna need some source information to support what he is sayin… 08/05/2015 on I think you should know 0
#1 - It looks like the pepper balls aren't working 08/05/2015 on Bill Cosby getting arrested 0
#5 - you damn knobs and your colorful lights, these are machines fo… 08/05/2015 on Gaming Stations 0
#4 - Karma means I can do bad things to people all day and assume t… 08/04/2015 on Karuma +1
#4 - Someone was building **** with spore, I should know thi… 08/04/2015 on Cool Buildings 0
#51 - Satire or not I would by lying If I said I couldn't imagine th… 08/04/2015 on Playing Final Fantasy 0
#116 - Yes and humans have it done to them no matter what too, Religi… 08/04/2015 on Beastiality Hotel, BUSTED 0
#115 - lets not forget that there are animals that have sex for seemi… 08/04/2015 on Beastiality Hotel, BUSTED 0
#92 - Serious question is that picture of a male or a female because… 08/04/2015 on College Liberal 0
#3 - best argument there is 08/03/2015 on (untitled) +9
#20 - I believe its a mental illness no different than believing you… 08/03/2015 on (untitled) +1
#2 - I don't get it, someone explain please  [+] (2 new replies) 08/03/2015 on i wish i had one of these... 0
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#4 - needsauceadmisblan (08/04/2015) [-]
ever do something or have a day were everyone involved pretends like it never happened?
thats what june 14 1987 is for him.
#3 - zepherius (08/04/2015) [-]
All i could gather from google.
www.onthisday.com/date/1987/june/14

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User avatar #1 - nought (07/24/2015) [-]
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