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arkis

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Consoles Owned: Nes,Snes,N64,GC,Wii,GBC,GBA,GBSP,PSP,PS3 total backwards compat,Xbox,360,PC
Interests: Games, paintball, metalwork, weapons,Fire
Date Signed Up:11/06/2014
Last Login:1/14/2016
Location:Washington
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#1121
Comment Ranking:#431
Highest Content Rank:#1011
Highest Comment Rank:#153
Content Thumbs: 2823 total,  3199 ,  376
Comment Thumbs: 12369 total,  13671 ,  1302
Content Level Progress: 84% (84/100)
Level 121 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 122 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 58% (58/100)
Level 292 Comments: Post Master → Level 293 Comments: Post Master
Subscribers:2
Content Views:152859
Times Content Favorited:136 times
Total Comments Made:1901
FJ Points:11442

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#21 - Go back to the 90s and before, most cartoon women where bountiful  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2015 on That's her fetish +6
#22 - arkis has deleted their comment.
#5 - Maybe Op is talking about the second mother( assume its a moth… 12/29/2015 on Shit mother 0
#3 - oh sweet child, come back when you've played old platformers, …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2015 on What character have you... +4
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#31 - ubercookieboy (12/30/2015) [-]
I've played Prince of Persia 1.

I've already suffered enough.
#5 - what he really needs on a stick!  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2015 on Dinosaur 0
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#6 - armwulf (12/29/2015) [-]
Power armor, be it 40K, fallout, even starcraft- always use something like this for the hands. Always wanted to make a "Functional" suit, like cosplay, with those for the hands. Made out of metal, for strength.
#5 - They stole parts from an Offspring song.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2015 on Tell My Therapist He's A... +3
#7 - chusmimax (12/28/2015) [-]
The Offspring - Pretty Fly (For a White Guy) here is the song he is talking about just in case anyone is being thrilled
#7 - Its anime, with a weird non cutesy art style and the woman is …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/28/2015 on When my gf is horny +5
#30 - animesource (12/29/2015) [-]
No. She's just crazy. Guy becomes the same. 1st half of the series is extremely boring.
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#14 - synchron (12/28/2015) [-]
They animated it by a process called rotoscoping, which is why it looks so different
#16 - Zaxplab (12/29/2015) [-]
Wow, so that rape scene was acted out.
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#19 - synchron (12/29/2015) [-]
Eeeyup
#5 - My highschool had a rule, unspoken but the teachers knew it, a… 12/28/2015 on Self reliance +1
#25 - I understood that reference and god have hilarious mercy on yo… 12/28/2015 on Dunno, I just like South... 0
#24 - Comment deleted 12/28/2015 on Dunno, I just like South... 0
#15 - Waddaya mean the INTERNET, real life has that **** alre…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2015 on Touching my gf's dick like +1
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#17 - neverborn (12/28/2015) [-]
oh nature's scary and all that, but you can trust the internet to take everything nature throws at us and sexualize it.

sure hermaphrodites and other, stranger genitalia variants exist but futa was the topic and the poor lad didn't seem to realize it's rarely a black and white case of either dick + balls or tits + pussy, there's a whole jigsaw of different ways they get mashed together for fap material
#7 - seeing mods for Skyrim just reminds me I WANT ******* SKYWIND  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2015 on 5/7 Beary Good Game PC... 0
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#9 - fourfangedferret (12/28/2015) [-]
Dear lord yes
#6 - or sticking one's dick in a light socket  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2015 on How to ruin christmas +1
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#8 - anonemous (12/28/2015) [-]
or getting it caught in a ceiling fan
#5 - Indeed 12/27/2015 on One does not simply post... 0
#38 - **arkis used "*roll picture*"** **arkis rolled image ** e… 12/27/2015 on Try to roll a pony. +1
#2 - am i the only one that sees two hands mashing a cell together,…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2015 on Mitosis under a... +2
#3 - willz (12/27/2015) [-]
yes?
#6 - And people say the climate isn't ****** up 12/27/2015 on Welcome to Texas 0
#1 - Mother ****** HAD to know a nade was coming 12/27/2015 on Err.. occupado! +61
#3 - You best tell Roni you got knocked THE **** OUT with a dildo 12/27/2015 on 7 Pound Dildo 0
#5 - Comment deleted 12/27/2015 on Man card...permanently... 0
#2 - 4chan is like those horrible scientists torturing people and a…  [+] (21 new replies) 12/27/2015 on Dickception +713
#103 - Pred (12/28/2015) [-]
I feel obligated to post this seeing the comments in this thread
#96 - enlightednatzie (12/28/2015) [-]
4chan are those special needs children that gets mad at jews and black people because they are failed assburgers that cant get a gf. And now they collect a bunch of dick pics to make fun of hilary...
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#86 - wellimnotsure (12/28/2015) [-]
Nazi's the word youre looking for is Nazi's
#43 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
I like how everyone acts like 4chan is such a bad place, but there's literally nothing bad there. Nothing. Except the stale memes and cancer, but it's the same here.
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#56 - yunoavailable (12/28/2015) [-]
It's just different stale meme's, less rules, and more users
#22 - anon (12/27/2015) [-]
Yeah except 4chan ain't down with torturing animals. They'd just double up on the human testing.
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#17 - vladi (12/27/2015) [-]
Josef Mengele: the website
#12 - anon (12/27/2015) [-]
i got cancer reading your comment
#42 - iwasonceabear (12/28/2015) [-]
i cured cancer responding to this
#14 - anon (12/27/2015) [-]
You gave yourself cancer writing that comment
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#25 - thesecretbear (12/27/2015) [-]
Now we all get cancer. Everyone happy with this outcome?
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#79 - ubermasterfaggot (12/28/2015) [-]
Umm... sir, I'm not entirely satisfied with my cancer. Can I get a refund or a replacement in green, please?
#74 - dannyredwizard (12/28/2015) [-]
Holy shit that post made me laugh harder than the content, and I found the content pretty funnier
#34 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
ye
#48 - kingxcvii (12/28/2015) [-]
Yay dad I got autismo
All I did was made a Funnyjunk account and it just hapoebed
#60 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
autism lvl1.
autism lvl2.
....

autism = lonelyness + meaningless life. but still.

aren't we all some disturbances in the human race? yes, you, failure of the human race, are you 12 or 30? noone can tell. noone will ever know or care.
better vote. no meaning else. still no meaning. noone cares about you voting. keep the illusion going. keep yourself tranquilized in bullshit. because thats what you are. and the sad part is, you know it and you are too lazy and tangled in your daily routine of self-satisfaction and distrraction to even acknowledge your problem. keep on. still, noone will care.
you think this is cool or retarded? still, noone will ever care.
why? because its just meaningless. meaning it doesnt influence any other lifes on this planet. what you are doing with your life is meaningless. just that.

so you are at comfort with a meaningless life? good for you. how happy you must be.
i fucking hate this site...
#92 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
Well, you have one: procreate.
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#84 - avatice (12/28/2015) [-]
What the fuck anon.
#68 - wcpapier (12/28/2015) [-]
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#120 - jimmyrustlinhustla (12/28/2015) [-]
rekt
#65 - kingxcvii (12/28/2015) [-]
Woah. That's deep man. You took shit to literal.
I meant that this site made me brain dead not a lonley no life faggot who have time to come to a website and state he hates it then proceeds to come back on it.
#3 - I dun get it, can someone explain this  [+] (3 new replies) 12/26/2015 on Uh oh 0
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#5 - fasthink (12/26/2015) [-]
Also it's a move from smash bros.
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#4 - fasthink (12/26/2015) [-]
Jiggly puff has a move (rest) which makes it fall asleep for a few seconds, making the user very vulnerable to attack. However, the move has very high knockback and can kills many characters at mid range percents. The trade-off is that the move has very short range, so you have to be touching your opponent in order to hit them.
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#6 - ayumu (12/27/2015) [-]
Touching them is kind of understatement
It's more like you have to be clipping inside them
#9 - with that movement probably not, but they can move faster, up …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/26/2015 on Ninja lady 0
#37 - anon (12/27/2015) [-]
I can run over 14mp
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#15 - frenzyhero (12/27/2015) [-]
14 seconds for 100m is pretty shitty, and that's a 15mph sprint. Saying most humans cant hit 12mph has to be grossly wrong.
#28 - anon (12/27/2015) [-]
I swear there's been a distorted recording somewhere because I've heard that 12mph bullshit several times. I remember running a 4.9 in high school for a 40 yard dash which is much faster than 12 mph.
I think they just had people run for an hour to find out how far they could run around a track in that amount of time, which probably measured out to less than 12 because most people don't have that kind of endurance.
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#34 - frenzyhero (12/27/2015) [-]
That's about 16.7mph.

The problem is some people like arkis must be looking at 'average' 1mile times, which don't exist, and so they're looking at what an inexperienced runner can do a mile in, which is somewhere around 10 minutes or so. A mile is an endurance run, but to find top speed you should measure a sprint, instead.
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#35 - frenzyhero (12/27/2015) [-]
an average highschool track is about a 1/4 mile, by the way.
#1 - Sex sells 12/26/2015 on commissions. +5
#2 - Say hello to darkness, and many people consider it to be the e… 12/26/2015 on Angry +9
#10 - some Silent Hill meets The Suffering **** right there 12/26/2015 on God 0

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