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#203 - I really like pitt, best school I know of that's reasonably pr…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2014 on Rednecks +2
#209 - iamchicken (10/19/2014) [-]
Huh sounds pretty nice i gotta say.
#200 - im going to school in pitt  [+] (3 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Rednecks +1
User avatar #201 - iamchicken (10/19/2014) [-]
cool. i've been thinking about going there for something in graphic design. Pitt or WSU.
User avatar #203 - arizonastar (10/19/2014) [-]
I really like pitt, best school I know of that's reasonably priced. The instructors are usually top notch, the campus is beautiful, and its a good party school at the same time. I recommend renting a house vs. apartment/drom. My ex was a GA in graphic design, I think she liked it.

Just for kicks and I think a rl connection to the internet is interesting. (not trying to be creepy) but I have worked at 505. if you ever go there, go "i met some rando on the internet that used to work here"

yeah that's def creepy.
#209 - iamchicken (10/19/2014) [-]
Huh sounds pretty nice i gotta say.
#350 - I really think I could have lived my life not knowing these pe… 10/17/2014 on Cringe Comp Numbruh 10 0
#191 - k 10/17/2014 on this post will give you cancer +2
#38 - until you take an arrow to the knee. Wood elves neve…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/17/2014 on What a twist +2
#43 - braedenclarkejanze (10/17/2014) [-]
**braedenclarkejanze rolled image** wood elves ftw
#143 - **arizonastar rolls 80**  [+] (11 new replies) 10/17/2014 on Everybody is raging +36
#273 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/17/2014) [-]
roll 2
User avatar #164 - afjhahsdsl (10/17/2014) [-]
Is that Sasha's ass?
User avatar #183 - upfordownsyndrome (10/17/2014) [-]
Yes.
#204 - hentaiacc (10/17/2014) [-]
Do you have the source to that gif by any chance?
#238 - hentaiacc (10/17/2014) [-]
I will do anything for you now.
#187 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #197 - ciacheczko (10/17/2014) [-]
A lot of people.
User avatar #202 - thelastamerican (10/17/2014) [-]
I should have seen that coming, but I didn't.
User avatar #196 - satanicmuffinz (10/17/2014) [-]
everyone... everyone touched sasha bro..
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#57 - egg with a side of broccoli. you have two ingredients how … 10/17/2014 on Potter stuff +2
#24 - I really enjoy these, one because its hilarious, and it remind… 10/17/2014 on Joan Cornella explained 0
#55 - **arizonastar rolls 44** 10/17/2014 on Khajiit has wares, if you... +5
#150 - lock them up before you leave. you look like a douche locking … 10/17/2014 on SWEDEN YES 0
#148 - if you say "i just cant get laid".... shoot lower. t…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/17/2014 on SWEDEN YES +1
User avatar #150 - arizonastar (10/17/2014) [-]
lock them up before you leave. you look like a douche locking up your things in front of her. she doesn't want to label herself short term (even though she knows it). don't call her the next day, wait 2 days, or better yet let her text you (see "earning it"). return customers are good. when you get her home do NOT sex right away. warm her up, women are like an old 500,00mi diesel on a cold morning. Cranks slow and takes forever to get to operating temp. if you hit it to early its a bad time, will not enjoy it. You want to give her everything? this is the time my friend. Run a quick inspection, if it looks clean, smells clean, its probably clean. normal vagina smell and "ass cheese" (she has an asshole too, and its close to what you want) is normal. go for oral on her first. blow her mind, get creative. do something she doesn't get very often. then lots of touching, thighs, lower back, massages, lots of kissing, neck play, ears, eskimo kisses, tounge play, etc. then sex. Find out if she is on birth control, personally I hate condoms. if you date a girl, get her on birth control. I recommend the patch. her boobs will get bigger by a cup or two usually due to hormone side-effects. don't blow your load in her face/hair. stick with doggy/missionary the first few time. later then she can drive, and try other stuff. no anal and don't ask for head. if you give her head she will likely return the favor. trim up down there. you don't like a bush neither does she.
#147 - I like to treat it like a family reunion. act as if she is you…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/17/2014 on SWEDEN YES +1
User avatar #148 - arizonastar (10/17/2014) [-]
if you say "i just cant get laid".... shoot lower. then lower. until it works. you wouldn't do the inverse and fuck some disgusting girl would you? why should she? go to the gym. cut your hair (let the hairstylist pick, its hard to overcome insecurities) buy decent but not douchy clothes. don't where cowboy boots if you are not country. don't dress like a nig if you are white. DONT SMELL, and don't lay on fancy anti-smell to thick, has same effect as smell. eyecontact x1000. don't look at her boobs. you might get that later. don't be afraid to touch her (be confident, but again not a douche), the human touch is insanely powerful. If a girl comes on to you the rules change. she wants your attention, give it to her. do not confuse with attention whore party girl that sits on 15 different laps that night. you don't want that. if you bring her home lock up valuables.
User avatar #150 - arizonastar (10/17/2014) [-]
lock them up before you leave. you look like a douche locking up your things in front of her. she doesn't want to label herself short term (even though she knows it). don't call her the next day, wait 2 days, or better yet let her text you (see "earning it"). return customers are good. when you get her home do NOT sex right away. warm her up, women are like an old 500,00mi diesel on a cold morning. Cranks slow and takes forever to get to operating temp. if you hit it to early its a bad time, will not enjoy it. You want to give her everything? this is the time my friend. Run a quick inspection, if it looks clean, smells clean, its probably clean. normal vagina smell and "ass cheese" (she has an asshole too, and its close to what you want) is normal. go for oral on her first. blow her mind, get creative. do something she doesn't get very often. then lots of touching, thighs, lower back, massages, lots of kissing, neck play, ears, eskimo kisses, tounge play, etc. then sex. Find out if she is on birth control, personally I hate condoms. if you date a girl, get her on birth control. I recommend the patch. her boobs will get bigger by a cup or two usually due to hormone side-effects. don't blow your load in her face/hair. stick with doggy/missionary the first few time. later then she can drive, and try other stuff. no anal and don't ask for head. if you give her head she will likely return the favor. trim up down there. you don't like a bush neither does she.
#145 - oh, if you over-judge yourself, this breaks the system immedia…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/17/2014 on SWEDEN YES +1
User avatar #147 - arizonastar (10/17/2014) [-]
I like to treat it like a family reunion. act as if she is your grandma, and just be chill and relaxed. non-verbal communication literally is 90% or more the way to get laid. look natural, relaxed, and be interesting. don't be a douche, maintain man friends - more parties-more girls. Join the frat, I don't do this, but its an easy way to party a lot, and brings a high pop. of party girls. stay away from known whores, some are sneaky. Its hard to get laid with chlamydia or a UTI. or worse.
User avatar #148 - arizonastar (10/17/2014) [-]
if you say "i just cant get laid".... shoot lower. then lower. until it works. you wouldn't do the inverse and fuck some disgusting girl would you? why should she? go to the gym. cut your hair (let the hairstylist pick, its hard to overcome insecurities) buy decent but not douchy clothes. don't where cowboy boots if you are not country. don't dress like a nig if you are white. DONT SMELL, and don't lay on fancy anti-smell to thick, has same effect as smell. eyecontact x1000. don't look at her boobs. you might get that later. don't be afraid to touch her (be confident, but again not a douche), the human touch is insanely powerful. If a girl comes on to you the rules change. she wants your attention, give it to her. do not confuse with attention whore party girl that sits on 15 different laps that night. you don't want that. if you bring her home lock up valuables.
User avatar #150 - arizonastar (10/17/2014) [-]
lock them up before you leave. you look like a douche locking up your things in front of her. she doesn't want to label herself short term (even though she knows it). don't call her the next day, wait 2 days, or better yet let her text you (see "earning it"). return customers are good. when you get her home do NOT sex right away. warm her up, women are like an old 500,00mi diesel on a cold morning. Cranks slow and takes forever to get to operating temp. if you hit it to early its a bad time, will not enjoy it. You want to give her everything? this is the time my friend. Run a quick inspection, if it looks clean, smells clean, its probably clean. normal vagina smell and "ass cheese" (she has an asshole too, and its close to what you want) is normal. go for oral on her first. blow her mind, get creative. do something she doesn't get very often. then lots of touching, thighs, lower back, massages, lots of kissing, neck play, ears, eskimo kisses, tounge play, etc. then sex. Find out if she is on birth control, personally I hate condoms. if you date a girl, get her on birth control. I recommend the patch. her boobs will get bigger by a cup or two usually due to hormone side-effects. don't blow your load in her face/hair. stick with doggy/missionary the first few time. later then she can drive, and try other stuff. no anal and don't ask for head. if you give her head she will likely return the favor. trim up down there. you don't like a bush neither does she.
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#132 - they like to work for it. they want to feel like they…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/17/2014 on SWEDEN YES +2
User avatar #145 - arizonastar (10/17/2014) [-]
oh, if you over-judge yourself, this breaks the system immediately. If you want to get laid every damn party, then if you are a 5 you are not a fucking 6. another way to look at this is how would a supermodel rate you, its better to maybe be on the low side than an inflated number. she knows what she can get and what she cant. if she isn't the party girl type then get her #/snapchat and keep in touch. there will be another party. go buy decent clothes that FIT. gangbanger shirts and sonic wont bring decent pussy home. be realistic. if you are a 4, shoot for 3.5/4's. if you are an 8, shoot for 7.5-8. its better to drop the hooked line later in the night, but keep her attention throughout the night, if you walk up at the end and be like "wanna fuck?" she is going to be like wtf looser creep and your self confidence will be destroyed for a while. and don't try to hard. you want to act as if its easy. why am I doing this.
User avatar #147 - arizonastar (10/17/2014) [-]
I like to treat it like a family reunion. act as if she is your grandma, and just be chill and relaxed. non-verbal communication literally is 90% or more the way to get laid. look natural, relaxed, and be interesting. don't be a douche, maintain man friends - more parties-more girls. Join the frat, I don't do this, but its an easy way to party a lot, and brings a high pop. of party girls. stay away from known whores, some are sneaky. Its hard to get laid with chlamydia or a UTI. or worse.
User avatar #148 - arizonastar (10/17/2014) [-]
if you say "i just cant get laid".... shoot lower. then lower. until it works. you wouldn't do the inverse and fuck some disgusting girl would you? why should she? go to the gym. cut your hair (let the hairstylist pick, its hard to overcome insecurities) buy decent but not douchy clothes. don't where cowboy boots if you are not country. don't dress like a nig if you are white. DONT SMELL, and don't lay on fancy anti-smell to thick, has same effect as smell. eyecontact x1000. don't look at her boobs. you might get that later. don't be afraid to touch her (be confident, but again not a douche), the human touch is insanely powerful. If a girl comes on to you the rules change. she wants your attention, give it to her. do not confuse with attention whore party girl that sits on 15 different laps that night. you don't want that. if you bring her home lock up valuables.
User avatar #150 - arizonastar (10/17/2014) [-]
lock them up before you leave. you look like a douche locking up your things in front of her. she doesn't want to label herself short term (even though she knows it). don't call her the next day, wait 2 days, or better yet let her text you (see "earning it"). return customers are good. when you get her home do NOT sex right away. warm her up, women are like an old 500,00mi diesel on a cold morning. Cranks slow and takes forever to get to operating temp. if you hit it to early its a bad time, will not enjoy it. You want to give her everything? this is the time my friend. Run a quick inspection, if it looks clean, smells clean, its probably clean. normal vagina smell and "ass cheese" (she has an asshole too, and its close to what you want) is normal. go for oral on her first. blow her mind, get creative. do something she doesn't get very often. then lots of touching, thighs, lower back, massages, lots of kissing, neck play, ears, eskimo kisses, tounge play, etc. then sex. Find out if she is on birth control, personally I hate condoms. if you date a girl, get her on birth control. I recommend the patch. her boobs will get bigger by a cup or two usually due to hormone side-effects. don't blow your load in her face/hair. stick with doggy/missionary the first few time. later then she can drive, and try other stuff. no anal and don't ask for head. if you give her head she will likely return the favor. trim up down there. you don't like a bush neither does she.
#131 - treat them only so good, so they work for a relationship - if …  [+] (5 new replies) 10/17/2014 on SWEDEN YES +2
User avatar #132 - arizonastar (10/17/2014) [-]
they like to work for it.

they want to feel like they earned it. You generally treat something you bought better than something you were given, right? same from her perspective. this is why the stereotypical douche ends up taking her home, it just happens to work that way.

if you give them everything right away she will feel like she got it for free, and treat it as such. (after marriage "giving them almost everything" is a good concept but that's another story, also making sure she is regularly sore down there is good preventive maintenance.

I forgot where I was getting at. My 2 cents on dating under the age of 30. learned from observation and experience. Also confidence is magic early on, posture, dress, stride, communication, connections, etc. Play the part. get laid. don't pretend to be someone else. your best bet for "quantity" is honestly judge yourself in the mirror on look only. then intelligence. weight it 90/10. figure a rough number. go to party. judge girls (make sure they are single for political reasons). hack 10% off your number and look for that girl. Slowly go down the list, one is bound to be horny and thinks you are attractive (remember attractiveness is relative).

User avatar #145 - arizonastar (10/17/2014) [-]
oh, if you over-judge yourself, this breaks the system immediately. If you want to get laid every damn party, then if you are a 5 you are not a fucking 6. another way to look at this is how would a supermodel rate you, its better to maybe be on the low side than an inflated number. she knows what she can get and what she cant. if she isn't the party girl type then get her #/snapchat and keep in touch. there will be another party. go buy decent clothes that FIT. gangbanger shirts and sonic wont bring decent pussy home. be realistic. if you are a 4, shoot for 3.5/4's. if you are an 8, shoot for 7.5-8. its better to drop the hooked line later in the night, but keep her attention throughout the night, if you walk up at the end and be like "wanna fuck?" she is going to be like wtf looser creep and your self confidence will be destroyed for a while. and don't try to hard. you want to act as if its easy. why am I doing this.
User avatar #147 - arizonastar (10/17/2014) [-]
I like to treat it like a family reunion. act as if she is your grandma, and just be chill and relaxed. non-verbal communication literally is 90% or more the way to get laid. look natural, relaxed, and be interesting. don't be a douche, maintain man friends - more parties-more girls. Join the frat, I don't do this, but its an easy way to party a lot, and brings a high pop. of party girls. stay away from known whores, some are sneaky. Its hard to get laid with chlamydia or a UTI. or worse.
User avatar #148 - arizonastar (10/17/2014) [-]
if you say "i just cant get laid".... shoot lower. then lower. until it works. you wouldn't do the inverse and fuck some disgusting girl would you? why should she? go to the gym. cut your hair (let the hairstylist pick, its hard to overcome insecurities) buy decent but not douchy clothes. don't where cowboy boots if you are not country. don't dress like a nig if you are white. DONT SMELL, and don't lay on fancy anti-smell to thick, has same effect as smell. eyecontact x1000. don't look at her boobs. you might get that later. don't be afraid to touch her (be confident, but again not a douche), the human touch is insanely powerful. If a girl comes on to you the rules change. she wants your attention, give it to her. do not confuse with attention whore party girl that sits on 15 different laps that night. you don't want that. if you bring her home lock up valuables.
User avatar #150 - arizonastar (10/17/2014) [-]
lock them up before you leave. you look like a douche locking up your things in front of her. she doesn't want to label herself short term (even though she knows it). don't call her the next day, wait 2 days, or better yet let her text you (see "earning it"). return customers are good. when you get her home do NOT sex right away. warm her up, women are like an old 500,00mi diesel on a cold morning. Cranks slow and takes forever to get to operating temp. if you hit it to early its a bad time, will not enjoy it. You want to give her everything? this is the time my friend. Run a quick inspection, if it looks clean, smells clean, its probably clean. normal vagina smell and "ass cheese" (she has an asshole too, and its close to what you want) is normal. go for oral on her first. blow her mind, get creative. do something she doesn't get very often. then lots of touching, thighs, lower back, massages, lots of kissing, neck play, ears, eskimo kisses, tounge play, etc. then sex. Find out if she is on birth control, personally I hate condoms. if you date a girl, get her on birth control. I recommend the patch. her boobs will get bigger by a cup or two usually due to hormone side-effects. don't blow your load in her face/hair. stick with doggy/missionary the first few time. later then she can drive, and try other stuff. no anal and don't ask for head. if you give her head she will likely return the favor. trim up down there. you don't like a bush neither does she.
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#649 - PadreRasta (10/17/2014) [-]
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#1 - sineztro (10/22/2014) [-]
You take critism well GG
#2 to #1 - arizonastar (10/22/2014) [-]
ty. internet fights are not my thing. I am here for the lolz. plus its better to be assumed stupid than proven stupid.
#3 to #2 - sineztro (10/22/2014) [-]
Not mine either, sorry if I offended you for a bit man.
Not mine either, sorry if I offended you for a bit man.
User avatar #4 to #3 - arizonastar (10/22/2014) [-]
not at all, there is very, very little that offends me in this world.
User avatar #5 to #4 - sineztro (10/22/2014) [-]
You're a good guy yo
#6 to #5 - arizonastar (10/22/2014) [-]
Thanks! here have this. Thank you for being reasonable.
Thanks! here have this. Thank you for being reasonable.
#7 to #6 - sineztro (10/22/2014) [-]
Thank I'll uhh research that later
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