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Date Signed Up:1/28/2011
Last Login:12/08/2014
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Content Ranking:#442
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#6421 - **arizonastar rolls 285,874,366** 2nd 11/14/2014 on $25 Visa Card Give-Away 0
#6416 - **arizonastar rolls 775,359,191** 11/14/2014 on $25 Visa Card Give-Away 0
#4075 - plus that lube they put on them smells and is hard to get off … 11/14/2014 on Open up to your family 0
#4073 - I am very, very careful. I hate condoms. they are too tight an…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #4075 - arizonastar (11/14/2014) [-]
plus that lube they put on them smells and is hard to get off your hands.

another protip, get her on birthcontrol asap (the patch works the best, Ortho evera I think its called? idk) anyways one its birth control two she usually will go up 1-2 cup sizes. My ex went from a small b to a large C. Greatest days of my life so far.
#4072 - Comment deleted 11/14/2014 on Open up to your family 0
#4067 - I actually pick most of my women up at the library (or at leas…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/14/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #4071 - thegrizzlyman (11/14/2014) [-]
The lack of rubber usage is a dangerous, dangerous game man. Tread carefully with that one... trust me. Pretty sure I've received an std in the past, not fun. NOT FUN
User avatar #4073 - arizonastar (11/14/2014) [-]
I am very, very careful. I hate condoms. they are too tight and take all the fun away. If it looks clean, smells clean, and then tastes clean, its probably clean.

also protip if you dive in first and give her oral right off the bat you get return customers about half the time.
User avatar #4075 - arizonastar (11/14/2014) [-]
plus that lube they put on them smells and is hard to get off your hands.

another protip, get her on birthcontrol asap (the patch works the best, Ortho evera I think its called? idk) anyways one its birth control two she usually will go up 1-2 cup sizes. My ex went from a small b to a large C. Greatest days of my life so far.
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#98 - relevant 11/14/2014 on Radio Chatter 0
#4051 - woops forgot to log in. I am 22 and an intern for a f…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/14/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #4063 - thegrizzlyman (11/14/2014) [-]
>libido off of the charts (3 times a day)
>kind of shy

wat. Pick one. Are you gonna stay shy, or do ya want the ladies? Trust me, there are girls out there who would gladly keep up. Not that I would know.... haha

Sounds like you have solid work opportunities right now. I'd be careful about that habit with car parts though.... I'd be reallllll careful. That's a nasty habit that you're gonna need to work on to get rid of. You can do it though! You just need to really think about your purchases, and hell, ask somebody you trust about it. Or seek the help of a professional... there's a ton of options. Regardless of what you end up doing, ya got all of us faglords here at FJ on your side. You can dooooooooo it!!!!!!!
User avatar #4067 - arizonastar (11/14/2014) [-]
I actually pick most of my women up at the library (or at least the ones I work for, sometime you get lucky), because it has the highest chance they are clean (my biggest fear is a permanent STD, and I am not fond of rubbers). My goals is usually to date and trade up every 6 months/year. This is how I satisfy the libido issue without having to be a social butterfly.
User avatar #4071 - thegrizzlyman (11/14/2014) [-]
The lack of rubber usage is a dangerous, dangerous game man. Tread carefully with that one... trust me. Pretty sure I've received an std in the past, not fun. NOT FUN
User avatar #4073 - arizonastar (11/14/2014) [-]
I am very, very careful. I hate condoms. they are too tight and take all the fun away. If it looks clean, smells clean, and then tastes clean, its probably clean.

also protip if you dive in first and give her oral right off the bat you get return customers about half the time.
User avatar #4075 - arizonastar (11/14/2014) [-]
plus that lube they put on them smells and is hard to get off your hands.

another protip, get her on birthcontrol asap (the patch works the best, Ortho evera I think its called? idk) anyways one its birth control two she usually will go up 1-2 cup sizes. My ex went from a small b to a large C. Greatest days of my life so far.
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#117 - so simply instead of http://blarg I would type https://bl… 11/10/2014 on Addy helps you get porn 0
#158 - hi I'm from Canada where are these people from I want to make … 11/10/2014 on Lols +1
#106 - Ok FJ, My education and background is not in computer…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/10/2014 on Addy helps you get porn 0
#113 - dgurevich (11/10/2014) [-]
the 's' stands for secure.
In short, only you and the server know what traffic is sent and received. The data is encrypted, so no nasty NSA agents can snoop on you. Bare in mind though, that is merely a minor obstacle for them, and TOR is a much better sollution, but you don't want to give up such luxuries as flash and java script for that.
The fun thing is most websites support https, so you can browse more securely.
User avatar #117 - arizonastar (11/10/2014) [-]
so simply instead of http://blarg
I would type https://blarg
?
Thanks
#36 - did anyone else think it was a penis? 11/09/2014 on Title is GOD 0
#105 - wanna **** ? 11/09/2014 on Bazinga! 0
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#43 - im sry ur fam id faht 11/09/2014 on Occupy 0
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User avatar #42 - muthsera (11/05/2014) [-]
lel. I realised that. My family does stuff like this a lot.
User avatar #43 - arizonastar (11/09/2014) [-]
im sry ur fam id faht
#490 - don't talk **** on windows 98 11/05/2014 on Taxes 0
#39 - I think they were supposed to launch during a raid or when a r… 11/04/2014 on Occupy 0
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User avatar #199 - caffeinecommissar (11/04/2014) [-]
That leaves me Mondays, Wednesdays, Saturdays and Sundays.

Eh, good enough.
#122 - switch hands 11/04/2014 on It begins +12
#72 - god forbid anyone isn't a humongous introvert like you. 11/04/2014 on Not sure who's more awesome. 0
#293 - what could you possibly need with that much? I have like one t… 11/04/2014 on Funnyjunk's dream 0
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#1 - sineztro (10/22/2014) [-]
You take critism well GG
#2 to #1 - arizonastar (10/22/2014) [-]
ty. internet fights are not my thing. I am here for the lolz. plus its better to be assumed stupid than proven stupid.
#3 to #2 - sineztro (10/22/2014) [-]
Not mine either, sorry if I offended you for a bit man.
Not mine either, sorry if I offended you for a bit man.
User avatar #4 to #3 - arizonastar (10/22/2014) [-]
not at all, there is very, very little that offends me in this world.
User avatar #5 to #4 - sineztro (10/22/2014) [-]
You're a good guy yo
#6 to #5 - arizonastar (10/22/2014) [-]
Thanks! here have this. Thank you for being reasonable.
Thanks! here have this. Thank you for being reasonable.
#7 to #6 - sineztro (10/22/2014) [-]
Thank I'll uhh research that later
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