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#165 - Spikeydeath (03/13/2013) [-]
15 Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox.
16 Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly.
17 He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together.
18 His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron.
19 He is the chief of the ways of God: he that made him can make his sword to approach unto him.
20 Surely the mountains bring him forth food, where all the beasts of the field play.
21 He lieth under the shady trees, in the covert of the reed, and fens.
22 The shady trees cover him with their shadow; the willows of the brook compass him about.
23 Behold, he drinketh up a river, and hasteth not: he trusteth that he can draw up Jordan into his mouth.
24 He taketh it with his eyes: his nose pierceth through snares.
A huge or monstrous creature.
Something enormous, esp. a big and powerful organization.
Such as a brontosaurus
I cannot post the whole of Job 41:1-34
but it basically describes a megalodon
#157 - CollinTB (03/13/2013) [-]
"...speak, and say, Thus says the Lord GOD: "Behold, I am against you, Pharaoh king of Egypt, the great dragon that lies in the midst of his streams, that says, 'My Nile is my own; I made it for myself.' "
In that day the LORD with his hard and great and strong sword will punish Leviathan the fleeing serpent, Leviathan the twisting serpent, and he will slay the dragon that is in the sea.
#170 - vladhellsing (03/14/2013) [-]
Did you even watch the vid? He tackled the myths of Leviathans and dragons and Behemoths specifically, explaining that the descriptions fit more accurately with elephants, rhinos and Nile crocodiles more accurately than anything else we know of. The reason they were called different names was because 'elephant' and 'crocodile' didn't exist yet and the earlier translators of the bible didn't know what else to call these fantastically described creatures.
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