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#138 - Spikeydeath (03/13/2013) [-]
those are in the bible -_-
User avatar #142 - vladhellsing (03/13/2013) [-]
No they're not.
#165 - Spikeydeath (03/13/2013) [-]
Job 40:15-24
15 Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox.
16 Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly.
17 He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together.
18 His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron.
19 He is the chief of the ways of God: he that made him can make his sword to approach unto him.
20 Surely the mountains bring him forth food, where all the beasts of the field play.
21 He lieth under the shady trees, in the covert of the reed, and fens.
22 The shady trees cover him with their shadow; the willows of the brook compass him about.
23 Behold, he drinketh up a river, and hasteth not: he trusteth that he can draw up Jordan into his mouth.
24 He taketh it with his eyes: his nose pierceth through snares.
be·he·moth
/biˈhēməTH/
Noun

A huge or monstrous creature.
Something enormous, esp. a big and powerful organization.

Such as a brontosaurus

I cannot post the whole of Job 41:1-34
but it basically describes a megalodon


#157 - CollinTB (03/13/2013) [-]
It doesn't just say like "and then the Lord said 'Shit nigger, look at these dinosaurs,'" but certain areas could be interpreted to be about dinosaurs usually referred to as "Behemoth" or "Leviathan". I won't add the Behemoth portion because it's long as fuck.


Ezekiel 29:3
"...speak, and say, Thus says the Lord GOD: "Behold, I am against you, Pharaoh king of Egypt, the great dragon that lies in the midst of his streams, that says, 'My Nile is my own; I made it for myself.' "

Isaiah 27:1
In that day the LORD with his hard and great and strong sword will punish Leviathan the fleeing serpent, Leviathan the twisting serpent, and he will slay the dragon that is in the sea.
User avatar #158 - vladhellsing (03/13/2013) [-]
I think you should take a look at this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5kckGxwJr4

It's a long video, but informative.
#161 - CollinTB (03/13/2013) [-]
Obviously man and dinosaurs didn't co-exist, but that doesn't mean the stories of the Behemoth or the Leviathan weren't inspired by dinosaur skeletons people found.

My point is just that dinosaurs or stories about dinosaurs are arguably mentioned in the bible.
User avatar #170 - vladhellsing (03/14/2013) [-]
Did you even watch the vid? He tackled the myths of Leviathans and dragons and Behemoths specifically, explaining that the descriptions fit more accurately with elephants, rhinos and Nile crocodiles more accurately than anything else we know of. The reason they were called different names was because 'elephant' and 'crocodile' didn't exist yet and the earlier translators of the bible didn't know what else to call these fantastically described creatures.
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That is not a real dog.

Inb4 "That's the joke."
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Then why the fuck did you say it ?
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Hehe that's a good one
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