Another related joke:
A bum needs money for food, and he's begging on the street when a man suggests, why don't you go to the sperm bank, they'll give you 10 bucks for jerking into a cup. The bum takes his advice and goes in, fills out the paper work and hands it to the receptionist. She gives him a porn mag and sends him on his way into the bathroom with a container. About 30 minutes has past and she keeps hearing a ruckus in the bathroom, so she goes to ask if everything's okay. The bum yells, Yeah! back. The woman comes back in another 3o minutes and the guys sitll in there, and the man said he's fine, finally after another hour she walks back and the bum comes out and says, "I've tried everything! Shaking, tugging, pulling, squeezing, twisting, HELL! I EVEN BASHED IT AGAINST THE WALL! But this damn lid won't come off!

that was the original joke, this one is just fucked up

Actually the original joke was a glasses commercial

im telling my gf this....

What is this from?

http://www . youtube . com/watch?v=rHG-JO8gIGk

Thank you kind sir

I need nourishment!

Close enough?

i love puffins ;_; so cute

red thumbs?

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Level 48 Marowak
Level 78 Seel
Level 79 Alakazam
Level 11 Grotle
Level 49 Mismagius
Level 72 Venusaur

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Level 48 Marowak
Level 78 Seel
Level 79 Alakazam
Level 11 Grotle
Level 49 Mismagius
Level 72 Venusaur

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Level 48 Marowak
Level 78 Seel
Level 79 Alakazam
Level 11 Grotle
Level 49 Mismagius
Level 72 Venusaur

Stop lying. I'm only level 32.

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Level 48 Marowak
Level 78 Seel
Level 79 Alakazam
Level 11 Grotle
Level 49 Mismagius
Level 72 Venusaur

Stop lying. I'm only level 32.

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Level 48 Marowak
Level 78 Seel
Level 79 Alakazam
Level 11 Grotle
Level 49 Mismagius
Level 72 Venusaur

Stop lying. I'm only level 32.

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Level 48 Marowak
Level 78 Seel
Level 79 Alakazam
Level 11 Grotle
Level 49 Mismagius
Level 72 Venusaur

Stop lying. I'm only level 32.

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Level 48 Marowak
Level 78 Seel
Level 79 Alakazam
Level 11 Grotle
Level 49 Mismagius
Level 72 Venusaur

Stop lying. I'm only level 32.

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Level 48 Marowak
Level 78 Seel
Level 79 Alakazam
Level 11 Grotle
Level 49 Mismagius
Level 72 Venusaur

Stop lying. I'm only level 32.

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Level 48 Marowak
Level 78 Seel
Level 79 Alakazam
Level 11 Grotle
Level 49 Mismagius
Level 72 Venusaur

Stop lying. I'm only level 32.

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Level 48 Marowak
Level 78 Seel
Level 79 Alakazam
Level 11 Grotle
Level 49 Mismagius
Level 72 Venusaur

Stop lying. I'm only level 32.

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Level 48 Marowak
Level 78 Seel
Level 79 Alakazam
Level 11 Grotle
Level 49 Mismagius
Level 72 Venusaur

Stop lying. I'm only level 32.

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**arhinoinyourcar rolls 74**

Level 48 Marowak
Level 78 Seel
Level 79 Alakazam
Level 11 Grotle
Level 49 Mismagius
Level 72 Venusaur

Stop lying. I'm only level 32.