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|#31 - Agreed. It was boring watching Germany win again.||07/14/2014 on World cup winner||-7|
|#15 - Its more like FJ is the retard brother watching from a distanc…||07/08/2014 on How I see this 4chan/Tumblr...||+11|
|#4 - How do you know he is "forced" ?||07/08/2014 on Fucking disgusting||+9|
|#25 - " Lizard " ?||07/03/2014 on Lizard Changing Color||0|
|#16 - Smells like fish and not the good kind||07/03/2014 on First time going down on a...||+1|
|#50 - Whack the thumbs out of it||07/03/2014 on Dad to the rescue!||+11|
|#9 - Picture||06/21/2014 on Perfection||0|
|#2 - sauce? [+] (5 new replies)||06/21/2014 on When you find flaws in your...||+1|
|#8 - I get it, so its a speed date? pls dont hate, its just a… [+] (9 new replies)||06/21/2014 on Flash Date||+55|
#50 - anonymous (06/21/2014) [-]
can i have sauce that doesn't give me a heart attack?
#41 - trollypollyz (06/21/2014) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
#37 - anonymous (06/21/2014) [-]
Suspicious link is suspicious
|#60 - Im an aspiring writer. I want to make a movie or book out of this. [+] (2 new replies)||06/21/2014 on fattest kid in high school||0|
#75 - anonymous (06/21/2014) [-]
Someone already did, albeit, in a slightly altered form but if you think back to Gran Torino with Clint Eastwood, its a similar story. Old man, wife is dead, isn't close with his kids, trains a youth to stand up for himself, has cancer.