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Age: 23
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Interests: Videogames, Vore, Ken Ashcorp
Date Signed Up:9/28/2011
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#61 - I love you 02/24/2015 on Halo 0
#8 - Vore is best fetish  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2015 on when you found your bros on FJ +7
#30 - drlabotomy (02/21/2015) [-]
Vore is indeed best fetish
#10 - Utah is mentioned in comment. Rejoice with mormons and no snow…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2015 on Harold on Meetme... 0
User avatar #14 - lexivex (02/20/2015) [-]
It's been mild as shit though hasn't it? I wonder if we are gonna get shit on in april, it happens sometimes.
#370 - YOU'LL NEVER FIND ME 02/19/2015 on This is furry serious 0
#170 - Yeah 02/15/2015 on archoflife's profile 0
#168 - Incase were curious or something, idk  [+] (2 new replies) 02/15/2015 on archoflife's profile 0
User avatar #169 - majormayor (02/15/2015) [-]
Alright. Do you at least understand what I was teasing you about?
User avatar #170 - archoflife (02/15/2015) [-]
Yeah
#166 - If you ever need reference i could link you to my FA profile …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/15/2015 on archoflife's profile 0
User avatar #167 - majormayor (02/15/2015) [-]
lol why
User avatar #168 - archoflife (02/15/2015) [-]
Incase were curious or something, idk
User avatar #169 - majormayor (02/15/2015) [-]
Alright. Do you at least understand what I was teasing you about?
User avatar #170 - archoflife (02/15/2015) [-]
Yeah
#164 - I'm a very dense ************  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2015 on archoflife's profile 0
User avatar #165 - majormayor (02/15/2015) [-]
Ha.
#162 - Im confused  [+] (3 new replies) 02/15/2015 on archoflife's profile 0
User avatar #163 - majormayor (02/15/2015) [-]
Refer back to #151 and the following comments.
User avatar #164 - archoflife (02/15/2015) [-]
I'm a very dense motherfucker
User avatar #165 - majormayor (02/15/2015) [-]
Ha.
#160 - Pretty strange in most cases  [+] (5 new replies) 02/15/2015 on archoflife's profile 0
User avatar #161 - majormayor (02/15/2015) [-]
I was trying to tease you.
User avatar #162 - archoflife (02/15/2015) [-]
Im confused
User avatar #163 - majormayor (02/15/2015) [-]
Refer back to #151 and the following comments.
User avatar #164 - archoflife (02/15/2015) [-]
I'm a very dense motherfucker
User avatar #165 - majormayor (02/15/2015) [-]
Ha.

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User avatar #145 - majormayor (02/15/2015) [-]
Alright: Why sharks, though?
User avatar #166 to #145 - archoflife (02/15/2015) [-]
If you ever need reference i could link you to my FA profile Comment strink ran out Probably a really bad idea for you to look at my FA though
User avatar #167 to #166 - majormayor (02/15/2015) [-]
lol why
User avatar #168 to #167 - archoflife (02/15/2015) [-]
Incase were curious or something, idk
User avatar #169 to #168 - majormayor (02/15/2015) [-]
Alright. Do you at least understand what I was teasing you about?
#146 to #145 - archoflife (02/15/2015) [-]
Most other things are popular and i dont want to be forgotten.
User avatar #147 to #146 - majormayor (02/15/2015) [-]
I'm not really sure what you mean.
User avatar #148 to #147 - archoflife (02/15/2015) [-]
Sharks are not as common as other species. Hipster is a good word for it but i dont like that word
User avatar #149 to #148 - majormayor (02/15/2015) [-]
So, you just want to represent yourself with a less popular anthropomorphic species?
User avatar #151 to #150 - majormayor (02/15/2015) [-]
What do you specifically like about anthropomorphic sharks? I think I might already know why...
User avatar #152 to #151 - archoflife (02/15/2015) [-]
I think you already know then, and i just think they're cute when in a cartoon look
User avatar #153 to #152 - majormayor (02/15/2015) [-]
They have big, sharp teeth, though!
#154 to #153 - archoflife (02/15/2015) [-]
Lots of things do though
Lots of things do though
User avatar #155 to #154 - majormayor (02/15/2015) [-]
So? You could get really hurt.
User avatar #156 to #155 - archoflife (02/15/2015) [-]
True, but there are always ways to get around that
User avatar #157 to #156 - majormayor (02/15/2015) [-]
Like what?
User avatar #158 to #157 - archoflife (02/15/2015) [-]
Some people like to really customize and have powers and other weird **** . Some of which include retractable teeth
User avatar #159 to #158 - majormayor (02/15/2015) [-]
Alright.
User avatar #160 to #159 - archoflife (02/15/2015) [-]
Pretty strange in most cases
User avatar #161 to #160 - majormayor (02/15/2015) [-]
I was trying to tease you.
User avatar #162 to #161 - archoflife (02/15/2015) [-]
Im confused
User avatar #163 to #162 - majormayor (02/15/2015) [-]
Refer back to #151 and the following comments.
User avatar #164 to #163 - archoflife (02/15/2015) [-]
I'm a very dense ************
User avatar #165 to #164 - majormayor (02/15/2015) [-]
Ha.
User avatar #143 - majormayor (02/06/2015) [-]
Imma hug you bro.
User avatar #144 to #143 - archoflife (02/06/2015) [-]
you too bro
User avatar #133 - majormayor (01/04/2015) [-]
what am I looking at now.
User avatar #134 to #133 - archoflife (01/04/2015) [-]
What do you mean
User avatar #135 to #134 - majormayor (01/04/2015) [-]
Your banner.
User avatar #136 to #135 - archoflife (01/05/2015) [-]
It's art
User avatar #137 to #136 - majormayor (01/05/2015) [-]
It looks like a game.
User avatar #138 to #137 - archoflife (01/05/2015) [-]
It's like a bullet hell but without bullets and eating instead
User avatar #139 to #138 - majormayor (01/05/2015) [-]
So you get eaten easily, or what? It sounds very strange.
User avatar #140 to #139 - archoflife (01/05/2015) [-]
Idk its just something that i found on FA
User avatar #141 to #140 - majormayor (01/05/2015) [-]
Okay.
The boss looks chubby, so that's alright.
User avatar #122 - majormayor (12/30/2014) [-]
your profile design is okay
#123 to #122 - archoflife (12/30/2014) [-]
Its so hard for me to find a good color
User avatar #125 to #123 - majormayor (12/31/2014) [-]
alright
How are you doing?
User avatar #126 to #125 - archoflife (12/31/2014) [-]
Good, you?
User avatar #128 to #126 - majormayor (12/31/2014) [-]
Why do you like those sharkgirls?
User avatar #129 to #128 - archoflife (12/31/2014) [-]
Its from a musician that i listen to
User avatar #130 to #129 - majormayor (12/31/2014) [-]
Alright.
I have been asking a lot of questions like that recently.
User avatar #131 to #130 - archoflife (12/31/2014) [-]
I've noticed
User avatar #132 to #131 - majormayor (12/31/2014) [-]
You ask me something.
User avatar #127 to #126 - majormayor (12/31/2014) [-]
I'm fine.
User avatar #119 - majormayor (12/26/2014) [-]
merry christmas dude
#115 - evilicious ONLINE (11/09/2014) [-]
WHY DON'T YOU KNOW ME?
#116 to #115 - archoflife (11/09/2014) [-]
WHY DON'T I KNOW YOU?
WHY DON'T I KNOW YOU?
#117 to #116 - evilicious ONLINE (11/09/2014) [-]
Wanna be friends?
#118 to #117 - archoflife (11/09/2014) [-]
Sure, lets fix this not knowing problem
Sure, lets fix this not knowing problem
User avatar #102 to #101 - archoflife (10/13/2014) [-]
Extremely
User avatar #103 to #102 - majormayor (10/13/2014) [-]
wat do
User avatar #105 to #104 - majormayor (10/13/2014) [-]
How many? How long?
User avatar #106 to #105 - archoflife (10/13/2014) [-]
As many and as long as i can
User avatar #107 to #106 - majormayor (10/13/2014) [-]
What else would you do with her?
User avatar #108 to #107 - archoflife (10/13/2014) [-]
That im not sure of
User avatar #109 to #108 - majormayor (10/13/2014) [-]
Would you smooch her?
User avatar #111 to #109 - archoflife (10/13/2014) [-]
I have turned the image into a TF2 spray I am not ashamed of what i have done and i cant find the author of it D:
User avatar #112 to #111 - majormayor (10/13/2014) [-]
#110. You can at least try. #111 very well then. Aren't they supposed to be square?
Also, here's the source:
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User avatar #113 to #112 - archoflife (10/13/2014) [-]
They are but resizing is an option
User avatar #114 to #113 - majormayor (10/13/2014) [-]
Alrighty then!
User avatar #110 to #109 - archoflife (10/13/2014) [-]
I would want to but im a very awkward person
User avatar #62 - majormayor (09/12/2014) [-]
>Vore
wtf
User avatar #86 to #62 - archoflife (09/12/2014) [-]
I think those people have a domination fetish or im just viewing it for myself in a different way
User avatar #87 to #86 - majormayor (09/12/2014) [-]
I'm sure it's a closer look at trying to explain why something so bizarre is arousing to them. Dom/Sub can show up in all kinds of forms for some people.
User avatar #88 to #87 - archoflife (09/12/2014) [-]
True
User avatar #89 to #88 - majormayor (09/12/2014) [-]
Given the way you put it, it seems like you find some sort of comfort in it.
User avatar #90 to #89 - archoflife (09/12/2014) [-]
I tend to just listen to POV things when im talking with friends or playing tf2 or things like that
User avatar #92 to #90 - majormayor (09/12/2014) [-]
Am I right about my observation? Then again, I don't think you'd be able to really explain why you like it in any way anyway.
User avatar #93 to #92 - archoflife (09/12/2014) [-]
I'd say that you pinned it a lot better than i ever could, then again its not something that i wonder about
User avatar #94 to #93 - majormayor (09/12/2014) [-]
Icee. I think that I have a similar feeling about fat women. It's some sort of "secure" feeling that is a part of my fetish. I don't know why. That's just how I feel.
User avatar #95 to #94 - archoflife (09/12/2014) [-]
It's not possible to understand a fetish you don't have, its just another weird thing if you don't have it
User avatar #96 to #95 - majormayor (09/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, man. I even get a bit freaked out by those POV shots you mentioned, even if they're rather subtle (then again, I'm sure it's unintentional in some pictures, but some people put a lot of detail into the saliva/drool).
User avatar #97 to #96 - archoflife (09/12/2014) [-]
Those weren't really what i was referring to I meant stories with audio that, in my opinion are really well made
User avatar #99 to #97 - majormayor (09/12/2014) [-]
Thanks for conversing with me about this weird **** . I got those old thoughts off my chest now.
User avatar #100 to #99 - archoflife (09/12/2014) [-]
No problem
User avatar #98 to #97 - majormayor (09/12/2014) [-]
Eh. Not too far off.
User avatar #91 to #90 - majormayor (09/12/2014) [-]
Okay.
User avatar #63 to #62 - archoflife (09/12/2014) [-]
Yep
User avatar #64 to #63 - majormayor (09/12/2014) [-]
But why?
User avatar #65 to #64 - archoflife (09/12/2014) [-]
Born with it is suppose
User avatar #66 to #65 - majormayor (09/12/2014) [-]
Who knows? Maybe it was something in your very early childhood that was kind of interesting to you for some reason. I kinda think that's how some fetishes form.
User avatar #67 to #66 - archoflife (09/12/2014) [-]
It's possible for sure
User avatar #68 to #67 - majormayor (09/12/2014) [-]
Let me tell you a secret: I'm pretty sure that was a fetish/fascination of mine when I was younger, but it seem to have faded away by the time I got active on the internet in 2006, ironically enough. On the other hand, I have had a thing for fat chicks for as long as I can remember.
User avatar #69 to #68 - archoflife (09/12/2014) [-]
Ive never had a fetish go away before the two that i have
User avatar #70 to #69 - majormayor (09/12/2014) [-]
What's the other one?
User avatar #71 to #70 - archoflife (09/12/2014) [-]
Its Furry and Vore One on their own isnt all that special but its so much better when they are combined
User avatar #72 to #71 - majormayor (09/12/2014) [-]
How wacky.
User avatar #73 to #72 - archoflife (09/12/2014) [-]
Indeed
User avatar #74 to #73 - majormayor (09/12/2014) [-]
Do you have any idea what may have triggered it in the first place?
User avatar #75 to #74 - archoflife (09/12/2014) [-]
I'm betting Disney did it to me
User avatar #76 to #75 - majormayor (09/12/2014) [-]
I can't even think of anything that would invoke that from them.
On that note, Ursula from The Little Mermaid may have been my first waifu ever although I don't recall ever watching it. I do recall being attracted to her at a very young age.
User avatar #77 to #76 - archoflife (09/12/2014) [-]
There are some things that i recall of anthro animals
User avatar #78 to #77 - majormayor (09/12/2014) [-]
How vague.
User avatar #79 to #78 - archoflife (09/12/2014) [-]
I dont remember them that well
User avatar #80 to #79 - majormayor (09/12/2014) [-]
Hmm. Maybe we should go more recently. When did you realize you had this bizarre turn-on?
User avatar #84 to #80 - archoflife (09/12/2014) [-]
Its the internal parts that get me, saliva, sound there are POV audio things
User avatar #85 to #84 - majormayor (09/12/2014) [-]
You can reply to my first comment here.
From what I have heard from others, it's apparently the ultimate form of domination, and it's some sort of odd comfiness considering things like the warmth.
User avatar #81 to #80 - archoflife (09/12/2014) [-]
4 years ago
User avatar #83 to #81 - majormayor (09/12/2014) [-]
Anyway, what is it about these things that gets you? I know we have been speaking vaguely, but I'm just wondering what you see in it.
User avatar #82 to #81 - majormayor (09/12/2014) [-]
Icee.
User avatar #56 - majormayor (07/17/2014) [-]
New shark girl.
User avatar #57 to #56 - archoflife (07/17/2014) [-]
Yep
User avatar #58 to #57 - majormayor (07/17/2014) [-]
Her name is Mischief.
User avatar #59 to #58 - archoflife (07/17/2014) [-]
Yep
User avatar #60 to #59 - majormayor (07/17/2014) [-]
I think she's the "persona" of that one person who used to do art for Renard.
User avatar #61 to #60 - archoflife (07/17/2014) [-]
Yeah i think so
User avatar #47 to #46 - archoflife (05/28/2014) [-]
Kay
User avatar #48 to #47 - majormayor (05/28/2014) [-]
Is that a yes or a no?
User avatar #49 to #48 - archoflife (05/28/2014) [-]
Yes it does
User avatar #50 to #49 - majormayor (05/28/2014) [-]
Why?
User avatar #51 to #50 - archoflife (05/28/2014) [-]
Ive seen that art style before but i cant figure out why
User avatar #52 to #51 - majormayor (05/28/2014) [-]
Fasntnig.
User avatar #53 to #52 - archoflife (05/28/2014) [-]
I feel as if you are conducting a survey of me or somthing
User avatar #54 to #53 - majormayor (05/28/2014) [-]
Not really. I'm just bored and the guys I wanted to talk to have yet to respond.
User avatar #55 to #54 - archoflife (05/28/2014) [-]
Thats understandable
User avatar #42 to #21 - archoflife (04/13/2014) [-]
Looks like we have to start a new chain, but thats a lot better
User avatar #43 to #42 - majormayor (04/13/2014) [-]
A friend of mine he'd have a threesome. Another friend of mine said that he'd pass out from the most powerful boner ever recorded.
User avatar #44 to #43 - archoflife (04/13/2014) [-]
Nice friends
User avatar #45 to #44 - majormayor (04/13/2014) [-]
Indeed.
User avatar #22 to #21 - archoflife (04/13/2014) [-]
Suffocate
User avatar #23 to #22 - majormayor (04/13/2014) [-]
That doesn't sound very fun.
User avatar #24 to #23 - archoflife (04/13/2014) [-]
I wouldnt think so either
User avatar #25 to #24 - majormayor (04/13/2014) [-]
You should figure out how to not suffocate.
User avatar #26 to #25 - archoflife (04/13/2014) [-]
Run?
User avatar #27 to #26 - majormayor (04/13/2014) [-]
Well, I guess!
User avatar #28 to #27 - archoflife (04/13/2014) [-]
Would they catch up?
User avatar #29 to #28 - majormayor (04/13/2014) [-]
Nah. They just disregard you and cuddle with each other.
User avatar #30 to #29 - archoflife (04/13/2014) [-]
I would stay far away and make sure they dont come after me
User avatar #31 to #30 - majormayor (04/13/2014) [-]
They don't mean to harm you.
User avatar #32 to #31 - archoflife (04/13/2014) [-]
Then what are they doing?
User avatar #33 to #32 - majormayor (04/13/2014) [-]
Existing in the same plane somehow as they are two different versions of a specific figure. They discover each other as you pass them in the first place.
User avatar #34 to #33 - archoflife (04/13/2014) [-]
I would run even further away because it would create paradox wouldnt it?
User avatar #35 to #34 - majormayor (04/13/2014) [-]
I dunno. I don't think it would be a time paradox. I'd just have a threesome with them, personally.
User avatar #36 to #35 - archoflife (04/13/2014) [-]
I dont think they could do anything for me
User avatar #37 to #36 - majormayor (04/13/2014) [-]
You don't need a lifter or a seat warmer?
User avatar #38 to #37 - archoflife (04/13/2014) [-]
Nope
User avatar #39 to #38 - majormayor (04/13/2014) [-]
Not even a hug?
User avatar #40 to #39 - archoflife (04/13/2014) [-]
That brings us back to suffocation! Yay
User avatar #41 to #40 - majormayor (04/13/2014) [-]
Alright. You can hug either of them in a space where there is plenty of space around you.
User avatar #2 - majormayor (03/13/2014) [-]
furries are silly people
User avatar #3 to #2 - archoflife (03/13/2014) [-]
we are
User avatar #4 to #3 - majormayor (03/13/2014) [-]
They are very hairy too.
User avatar #5 to #4 - archoflife (03/13/2014) [-]
Furry too
User avatar #6 to #5 - majormayor (03/13/2014) [-]
But why?
User avatar #7 to #6 - archoflife (03/13/2014) [-]
Just the way it is
User avatar #8 to #7 - majormayor (03/13/2014) [-]
What's appealing about them to you?
User avatar #9 to #8 - archoflife (03/13/2014) [-]
Appealing as in erotic?
User avatar #10 to #9 - majormayor (03/13/2014) [-]
Just whatever reasons why you like furries, mon.
User avatar #11 to #10 - archoflife (03/13/2014) [-]
That fact that its an anthro animal is pretty cute
User avatar #12 to #11 - majormayor (03/13/2014) [-]
Sounds fuzzy and weird.
User avatar #13 to #12 - archoflife (03/13/2014) [-]
It is, but there are plenty of weird things around
User avatar #14 to #13 - majormayor (03/13/2014) [-]
Perhaps, but furries are one of them.
User avatar #15 to #14 - archoflife (03/13/2014) [-]
A big part i can agree
User avatar #16 to #15 - majormayor (03/13/2014) [-]
So, how are you doing?
User avatar #17 to #16 - archoflife (03/13/2014) [-]
Good and you?
User avatar #18 to #17 - majormayor (03/13/2014) [-]
I'm okay.
What is that thing in your icon?
User avatar #19 to #18 - archoflife (03/13/2014) [-]
Sharkess
I didnt draw it
User avatar #20 to #19 - majormayor (03/13/2014) [-]
Oh, cool.
#1 - RipperMan ONLINE (02/16/2014) [-]
shark? shark! sharksharkshark
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