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Date Signed Up:6/12/2011
Last Login:7/05/2015
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Content Thumbs: 641 total,  737 ,  96
Comment Thumbs: 2471 total,  3180 ,  709
Content Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 60 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 61 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 66% (66/100)
Level 224 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 225 Comments: Mind Blower
Content Views:34476
Times Content Favorited:38 times
Total Comments Made:649
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#144 - And if you really wanna go all out... carbonated water. THUG LIFE.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2012 on 13 year olds... 0
User avatar #156 - shitshitshit (08/03/2012) [-]
balls, that man has huge fucking balls
#109 - Nah Kawaii Kitten Katie is more fitting. KKK for short. 07/24/2012 on Why I can't watch TV anymore +4
#162 - I've seen this reverse psychology **** a million times,… 07/24/2012 on That guy deserves a medal 0
#502 - Vechs, an insane map maker, created a proximity pulser that di… 07/24/2012 on Meanwhile on Adele's minecraft 0
#913 - Comment deleted 07/23/2012 on This Is Stupidity In Ape... +2
#313 - that so belongs on annoying childhood friend meme 07/23/2012 on Party win +6
#36 - Repost. There, I said it. 07/21/2012 on Pancakes v Family 0
#32 - have fun leaning against gum 07/21/2012 on Do want? +1
#18 - so they have the right to bare arms, but not the right to bear…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2012 on some women +4
#26 - krumpetking (07/21/2012) [-]
some people obviously have the right to arm bears
User avatar #23 - callumari (07/21/2012) [-]
#110 - i have been on the internet for too long today.  [+] (6 new replies) 07/21/2012 on Restored a little faith +77
#343 - allamericandude (07/21/2012) [-]
#278 - frankayy (07/21/2012) [-]

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash ). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
#368 - furrytoes (07/21/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Pic Related: It's me, getting my junk washed....by bitches
#324 - anon (07/21/2012) [-]
you know what the depressing part is? no one gives a shit!! we are just having a good funnyjunk time! god damn! and stop talking about your mom like that...your name is johnson cuz youre a dick....btw
User avatar #349 - allamericandude (07/21/2012) [-]
It's a reference to an old 4chan post.
#191 - pipsqueakaso (07/21/2012) [-]
#621 - this is what you need. 07/21/2012 on If Microsoft Windows were a... +7
#235 - more like today funnyjunk.. 07/20/2012 on Old funnyjunk? -2
#179 - is it normal that i didnt even look at the content, and went s… 07/20/2012 on My science class today +1
#186 - OP is a fag . 07/20/2012 on Dont be wasting it now -4
#284 - IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT FOR THE WORLD 07/16/2012 on look -5
#258 - 74% of statistics are incorrect. 07/12/2012 on memes 0
#154 - **ararat rolled a random image posted in comment #41460 at … 07/12/2012 on Who eats food to satisfy... +5
#153 - Comment deleted 07/12/2012 on Who eats food to satisfy... 0
#16 - According to my internet history, i've never been on the internet. 07/10/2012 on I see what u did there chrome. +6
#399 - or use one of dem Burn Heals 07/07/2012 on The Fallen Rises -8
#432 - RON SWANSON LOVE ******* I 07/07/2012 on America +1
#44 - Picture 07/06/2012 on One man superhero team 0
#57 - Yea us ************* 12 and a half yr olds know what it is hoe 07/06/2012 on Aww Yeah Merica' +1
#27 - DIABEETUS >:{( 07/06/2012 on Diabeetus 0
#121 - So ummm...... ******* SOURCE????????? 07/06/2012 on Stalked by Pandas +3


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#5 - anon (05/15/2014) [-]
#2 - evilminionx (10/26/2011) [-]
nah i'm not mad i'm just saying that your ******* retarded
#1 - evilminionx (10/25/2011) [-]
says the one who goes back 3 hours into comments to post some retarded **** .
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