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#1022 - Yea,you're right. Night! 01/09/2016 on arachne's profile 0
#1020 - No re  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2016 on arachne's profile 0
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#1021 - kirinokousaka (01/09/2016) [-]
well you should probably go to bed

sleep well
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#1022 - arachne (01/09/2016) [-]
Yea,you're right.

Night!
#1018 - New thread. Not a ******* chance. I'm…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/09/2016 on arachne's profile 0
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#1019 - kirinokousaka (01/09/2016) [-]
gg
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#1020 - arachne (01/09/2016) [-]
No re
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#1021 - kirinokousaka (01/09/2016) [-]
well you should probably go to bed

sleep well
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#1022 - arachne (01/09/2016) [-]
Yea,you're right.

Night!
#1016 - ... Oh Well, um... We can always give them a nuke.…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on arachne's profile 0
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#1017 - kirinokousaka (01/09/2016) [-]
I'm assuming you're North Korean?
#1014 - That's a bummer. Well, if worse comes to worse, just …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2016 on arachne's profile 0
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#1015 - kirinokousaka (01/09/2016) [-]
North Korea is the reason we might be leaving

Every year they pull some stupid shit, and every year the military loses its shit and starts deploying everyone we have and wasting money and time "in case it's true" when it turns out it isn't
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#1016 - arachne (01/09/2016) [-]
... Oh

Well, um... We can always give them a nuke. Fired at them of course. That would solve some problems.
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#1017 - kirinokousaka (01/09/2016) [-]
I'm assuming you're North Korean?
#1013 - Kuel 01/09/2016 on arachne's profile 0
#1011 - Ah, bummer. Well, be safe, and don't fall off the boa…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/09/2016 on arachne's profile 0
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#1012 - kirinokousaka (01/09/2016) [-]
believe me when i say this place is so shit half the crew would willingly jump off the ship
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#1014 - arachne (01/09/2016) [-]
That's a bummer.

Well, if worse comes to worse, just know we have a reserved spot for you into the North Korean navy
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#1015 - kirinokousaka (01/09/2016) [-]
North Korea is the reason we might be leaving

Every year they pull some stupid shit, and every year the military loses its shit and starts deploying everyone we have and wasting money and time "in case it's true" when it turns out it isn't
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#1016 - arachne (01/09/2016) [-]
... Oh

Well, um... We can always give them a nuke. Fired at them of course. That would solve some problems.
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#1017 - kirinokousaka (01/09/2016) [-]
I'm assuming you're North Korean?
#1009 - Why?  [+] (7 new replies) 01/09/2016 on arachne's profile 0
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#1010 - kirinokousaka (01/09/2016) [-]
navy bullshit
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#1011 - arachne (01/09/2016) [-]
Ah, bummer.

Well, be safe, and don't fall off the boat!
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#1012 - kirinokousaka (01/09/2016) [-]
believe me when i say this place is so shit half the crew would willingly jump off the ship
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#1014 - arachne (01/09/2016) [-]
That's a bummer.

Well, if worse comes to worse, just know we have a reserved spot for you into the North Korean navy
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#1015 - kirinokousaka (01/09/2016) [-]
North Korea is the reason we might be leaving

Every year they pull some stupid shit, and every year the military loses its shit and starts deploying everyone we have and wasting money and time "in case it's true" when it turns out it isn't
User avatar
#1016 - arachne (01/09/2016) [-]
... Oh

Well, um... We can always give them a nuke. Fired at them of course. That would solve some problems.
User avatar
#1017 - kirinokousaka (01/09/2016) [-]
I'm assuming you're North Korean?
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#1006 - I'll add you tomorrow when I get up.  [+] (10 new replies) 01/09/2016 on arachne's profile 0
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#1008 - kirinokousaka (01/09/2016) [-]
oh yea

there's a chance i'll be gone for a while, starting tomorrow
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#1009 - arachne (01/09/2016) [-]
Why?
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#1010 - kirinokousaka (01/09/2016) [-]
navy bullshit
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#1011 - arachne (01/09/2016) [-]
Ah, bummer.

Well, be safe, and don't fall off the boat!
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#1012 - kirinokousaka (01/09/2016) [-]
believe me when i say this place is so shit half the crew would willingly jump off the ship
User avatar
#1014 - arachne (01/09/2016) [-]
That's a bummer.

Well, if worse comes to worse, just know we have a reserved spot for you into the North Korean navy
User avatar
#1015 - kirinokousaka (01/09/2016) [-]
North Korea is the reason we might be leaving

Every year they pull some stupid shit, and every year the military loses its shit and starts deploying everyone we have and wasting money and time "in case it's true" when it turns out it isn't
User avatar
#1016 - arachne (01/09/2016) [-]
... Oh

Well, um... We can always give them a nuke. Fired at them of course. That would solve some problems.
User avatar
#1017 - kirinokousaka (01/09/2016) [-]
I'm assuming you're North Korean?
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#1007 - kirinokousaka (01/09/2016) [-]
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#62 - zahidlol (11/18/2014) [+] (114 replies)
stickied by arachne
#31 - arachne (09/02/2014) [+] (15 replies)
stickied by arachne
If you came because of porn, don't be afraid to send a friend request my way and subscribe, (if you want).

If you came because of monster musume no iru nichijou then don't be afraid to send me a friends request. Also Anyone who reads monster musume no iru nichijou will be added to my friends list, no questions asked.

I will accept any friend requests, or content requests, so don't be shy!

Also, if you're here for monster musume no iru nichijou send darlingkurusu a friend request. He'll accept anyone who reads MM
#1001 - michaelrock (01/06/2016) [-]
idk why but i wanted to post this
User avatar #1013 to #1001 - arachne (01/09/2016) [-]
Kuel
#1000 - Virt (01/05/2016) [-]
MFW
User avatar #996 - Virt (01/05/2016) [-]
Lil Dicky - $ave Dat Money feat. Fetty Wap and Rich Homie Quan (Official Music Video) ive had this song stuck in my head
now its your turn
User avatar #997 to #996 - Virt (01/05/2016) [-]
also wow look at this
User avatar #998 to #997 - Virt (01/05/2016) [-]
998
User avatar #999 to #998 - Virt (01/05/2016) [-]
trips
#989 - kirinokousaka (01/05/2016) [-]
I remember you
You feeling better or still sick?
#1018 to #989 - arachne (01/09/2016) [-]
New thread.

Not a ******* chance.

I'm 0% Asian
User avatar #1020 to #1019 - arachne (01/09/2016) [-]
No re
User avatar #1021 to #1020 - kirinokousaka (01/09/2016) [-]
well you should probably go to bed

sleep well
User avatar #1022 to #1021 - arachne (01/09/2016) [-]
Yea,you're right.

Night!
User avatar #990 to #989 - arachne (01/05/2016) [-]
Im better. Thanks for asking.

It was like a three day thing thankfully.

Got school in 6 hours. Yay.;~;

What's up?
User avatar #991 to #990 - kirinokousaka (01/05/2016) [-]
Shouldn't you be asleep if you got school so soon?
User avatar #992 to #991 - arachne (01/05/2016) [-]
Yea, ok.

Goodnight.!
User avatar #993 to #992 - kirinokousaka (01/05/2016) [-]
Sleep well
User avatar #994 to #993 - arachne (01/05/2016) [-]
I will. Thank you!
User avatar #995 to #994 - kirinokousaka (01/05/2016) [-]
If you wanna talk later just drop me a line
User avatar #1002 to #995 - arachne (01/09/2016) [-]

Add me on skype fam

Skype Username : Trentonvan
User avatar #1003 to #1002 - kirinokousaka (01/09/2016) [-]
Trenton (Ara)(Zah)?
User avatar #1004 to #1003 - arachne (01/09/2016) [-]
Yee.

User avatar #1006 to #1005 - arachne (01/09/2016) [-]
I'll add you tomorrow when I get up.
User avatar #1008 to #1006 - kirinokousaka (01/09/2016) [-]
oh yea

there's a chance i'll be gone for a while, starting tomorrow
User avatar #1009 to #1008 - arachne (01/09/2016) [-]
Why?
User avatar #1011 to #1010 - arachne (01/09/2016) [-]
Ah, bummer.

Well, be safe, and don't fall off the boat!
User avatar #1012 to #1011 - kirinokousaka (01/09/2016) [-]
believe me when i say this place is so **** half the crew would willingly jump off the ship
User avatar #1014 to #1012 - arachne (01/09/2016) [-]
That's a bummer.

Well, if worse comes to worse, just know we have a reserved spot for you into the North Korean navy
User avatar #1015 to #1014 - kirinokousaka (01/09/2016) [-]
North Korea is the reason we might be leaving

Every year they pull some stupid **** , and every year the military loses its **** and starts deploying everyone we have and wasting money and time "in case it's true" when it turns out it isn't
User avatar #1016 to #1015 - arachne (01/09/2016) [-]
... Oh

Well, um... We can always give them a nuke. Fired at them of course. That would solve some problems.
User avatar #1017 to #1016 - kirinokousaka (01/09/2016) [-]
I'm assuming you're North Korean?
#982 - hxhmaniac (12/31/2015) [-]
do another manticore comp
#980 - miia ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
#984 to #980 - arachne (12/31/2015) [-]
Hot daym

Thanks!
User avatar #985 to #984 - miia ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
spider snuggles
User avatar #987 to #985 - arachne (01/01/2016) [-]
Snek snuggles!
#988 to #987 - miia ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
#978 - profssortwntyight (12/26/2015) [-]
I am wishing friends a merry christmas n stuff, So i was going by my friends list and figured id skip you to say it to zahidlol.

And just when i was done i noticed im only subscribed to zahidlol and not friends with ;_;

So ye

A very very merry christmas

Pic irrelevant but I love this one so much ;_;
#979 to #978 - arachne (12/26/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas and a happy new year!

I'm glad we're friends!
#981 to #979 - profssortwntyight (12/30/2015) [-]
Happy new years

Me too bruh
User avatar #986 to #981 - arachne (01/01/2016) [-]
If I didn't know better then I would say that looks like it's from a doujinshi.
#983 to #981 - hxhmaniac (12/31/2015) [-]
i thought that first pic was of you
#970 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
i was sitting here
clicking at random stuff
your notification comes
i click on it
it's hentai
visitor sees it
thank you for your christmas hentai.
#971 to #970 - arachne (12/25/2015) [-]
Oh **** , were they cool?

I'm so sorry man!
User avatar #973 to #972 - arachne (12/25/2015) [-]
So, how did they react?
User avatar #974 to #973 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
it was a guy, and he just walked away. gonna avoid him. luckily he's reall, really, REALLY distant family.
User avatar #975 to #974 - arachne (12/25/2015) [-]
Trail him!

Make sure he tells no one!

Make up a story saying I did it as a prank!

Here, leave another comment on my profile being like dude, wtf, come on, that's uncool!

Why did you do that!

And I'll play along, and you can be like, dude, look it was a prank on me, so he understands

Hopefully
User avatar #976 to #975 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
i'll tell him what happened, but with a twist of my own. honesty is appreciated in my family.
User avatar #977 to #976 - arachne (12/25/2015) [-]
Gotcha
#962 - falanvaul (12/23/2015) [-]
Yo. Your sick. Go bed.
User avatar #963 to #962 - arachne (12/23/2015) [-]
I am in bed!

I slept most of the day!

I'm dying!
User avatar #965 to #963 - falanvaul (12/23/2015) [-]
You are not dying.

You are resting cause sick.

Don't make me come over there.
User avatar #966 to #965 - arachne (12/23/2015) [-]
Is that an offer?

Wait, no!

I don't wanna spread the illness!

It's the worst!
User avatar #967 to #966 - falanvaul (12/23/2015) [-]
Might be an offer.

Its very, very hard to get me sick. I only get sick once a year, and I've had my once a year sick.
User avatar #968 to #967 - arachne (12/23/2015) [-]
I FEEL BETTR!

So it was a one say thing!
User avatar #969 to #968 - falanvaul (12/23/2015) [-]
Yay!

I'm glad you feel better!
User avatar #964 to #961 - arachne (12/23/2015) [-]
Aww yiss,

Best boss
#957 - Virt (12/03/2015) [-]
look im in the new chapter
#958 to #957 - tarabostes (12/05/2015) [-]
You're not stealing this one too faggot , back off
User avatar #959 to #958 - Virt (12/06/2015) [-]
thanks
you too
#960 to #959 - tarabostes (12/06/2015) [-]
While that sentence didn't make any sense , I advise you to stick to jerking off to cartoons until you die of a heart attack you ugly-ass ************ .
User avatar #953 - ironstorm (11/30/2015) [-]
You sent me a message on the 26th. It failed decryption. Was it anythin important?
User avatar #954 to #953 - arachne (12/01/2015) [-]
Nope.

Just talk.
User avatar #955 to #954 - ironstorm (12/01/2015) [-]
We can talk like this until the problem is fixed. It's been persisting for months now.
User avatar #956 to #955 - arachne (12/01/2015) [-]
Ah, gotcha.

Report it to admin and mods, man
#951 - anon (11/17/2015) [-]
Spider pussy.
#946 - tarabostes (11/15/2015) [-]
1....2.....3.....   
ARE YOU READY?   
FIGHTO!
1....2.....3.....
ARE YOU READY?
FIGHTO!
User avatar #947 to #946 - arachne (11/15/2015) [-]
Can't, I'm bout to post
#948 to #947 - tarabostes (11/15/2015) [-]
What you're doing is muda , you should spend time with your husbando instead of trying to fill some fagget's empty life with comps of trash!
User avatar #949 to #948 - arachne (11/15/2015) [-]
Ironic
#950 to #949 - tarabostes (11/15/2015) [-]
Yeah I can use that too , now hug me!
User avatar #942 - indeef (11/14/2015) [-]
hey bb could you do a spread or gaping comp soon
User avatar #943 to #942 - arachne (11/14/2015) [-]
Ok, it's up next!
User avatar #944 to #943 - indeef (11/14/2015) [-]
yaaaas thx bb
User avatar #945 to #944 - arachne (11/14/2015) [-]
Happy to help
User avatar #940 - satansferret (11/09/2015) [-]
I like you
#941 to #940 - arachne (11/10/2015) [-]
Thank you!

I like you too!
#938 - miia ONLINE (11/08/2015) [-]
#910 - tarabostes (10/30/2015) [-]
I hate you , ungrateful tramp
User avatar #934 to #910 - arachne (11/01/2015) [-]
We been doing it
#935 to #934 - tarabostes (11/01/2015) [-]
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU BABBLIN' ABOUT?!?
#937 to #936 - tarabostes (11/01/2015) [-]
I WAS DREAMING ABOUT MAKING YOU MAI WAIFU AND NOW YOU TELL ME YOU CHEATED ON ME ?!?!
User avatar #912 to #910 - arachne (10/31/2015) [-]
I love you too spider man
#914 to #912 - tarabostes (10/31/2015) [-]
Y-You said your ass was mine.....
Y-You said your ass was mine.....
User avatar #915 to #914 - arachne (10/31/2015) [-]
I thought we already did
#916 to #915 - tarabostes (10/31/2015) [-]
W-Well i'm hungry! So let me eat!
#917 to #916 - arachne (10/31/2015) [-]
Well go right ahead
#919 to #917 - tarabostes (10/31/2015) [-]
GREAT JOB NOT GIVING A **** ABOUT ME AGAIN ARA
User avatar #920 to #919 - arachne (11/01/2015) [-]
I'm sorry, I have a life too!

And I keep thinking I reply. So sorry man
#921 to #920 - tarabostes (11/01/2015) [-]
A CHEATER life!

N-Nice excuse there you hoe!
#923 to #922 - tarabostes (11/01/2015) [-]
H-Hey don't be sad!
Here
User avatar #924 to #923 - arachne (11/01/2015) [-]
Can't view most gifs/ webems
#925 to #924 - tarabostes (11/01/2015) [-]
C-Can you view THIS?? it was a gif of this
User avatar #926 to #925 - arachne (11/01/2015) [-]
Aww yiss bby
#927 to #926 - tarabostes (11/01/2015) [-]
I want ara so baaaaaaaaad
#929 to #928 - tarabostes (11/01/2015) [-]
I will suck those milkbags DRY
User avatar #930 to #929 - arachne (11/01/2015) [-]
Whacha waiting for?
#931 to #930 - tarabostes (11/01/2015) [-]
For you to take your damn clothes off and take a pic for me ... DUH lil tip: How 'bout you put in a lil REALISM in this time for daddy , alright?
User avatar #932 to #931 - arachne (11/01/2015) [-]
All right
#933 to #932 - tarabostes (11/01/2015) [-]
So you actually doin' it , or are you just gonna go hxh ?? HUH??
#918 to #917 - tarabostes (10/31/2015) [-]
A-Are you gonna squirt web on my face??
User avatar #906 - nought (10/30/2015) [-]
s p i d e r p u s s y
User avatar #908 to #907 - nought (10/30/2015) [-]
is that a ******* boob window
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