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#20 - 2scared2login (01/02/2014) [-]
First of all it's his fans mostly. It's IMPOSSIBLE to talk to them about Batman without them shouting "BECAUSE HE'S THE GOD DAMN BATMANNNNNNNNN!!! BECAUSE HE'S BATMANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!" For example, the famous Batman vs Superman argument. In a real fight superman would utterly DESTROY Batman in the blink of an eye. Good luck trying to talk to a Batman fanboy logically though... they'll never admit it. Superman moves at the speed of light and can move the entire planet. How the fuck can Batman, a human, compete with that sheer speed? He fucking can't. Superman would knock Batman's head off in the blink of an eye.
That's another thing to. This is why everyone loves Batman but it's the same reason I fucking hate him. He has no super powers. He isn't a SUPER hero, he's just a hero. There's nothing super about him. Also his whole my parents are dead story... Superman lost his entire planet, stop being a little bitch.
#24 - mylazy (01/02/2014) [-]
Whether superman would destroy batman utterly depends entirely on which version of superman you are talking about. There are a lot of comics out there and some of them put superman beyond God status (e.i. superman prime) but most of the later versions could definitely be beaten by Batman. I won't say Batman would be the inevitable winner, but there is more than one case where he could win. There is no fanboy logic here, unlike what you seem to have for superman. It is actual logic. I can say that since I don't have a particular affection for any of the comic book heroes.
#26 - 2scared2login (01/02/2014) [-]
The problem with Batman is that every single one of his fights are complete bullshit and totally one sided. None of them are fair fights, ever. In a fair 1 v 1 fight between Superman and Batman, Superman would destroy Batman 10 out of 10 times. There is no possible way for Batman to beat Superman in a fair fight. But of course Batman is bullshit and this will never happen.
#48 - mylazy (01/02/2014) [-]
Once again, that depends on the version. One of the earliest versions of superman could push universes together. But not that long after, they made him much weaker. Originally he was meant to be a cop out hero that could do anything, but now he is nothing like that. A much more fair fight, and definitely not strong enough to take the hulk out one hit.
#30 - 2scared2login (01/02/2014) [-]
I said no way in a fair fight. Make up some bullshit one sided scenario and it could happen. But that's why I hate batman. All his fights are bullshit.
#32 - jakkp (01/02/2014) [-]
Technically a fair fight would dictate that both combatants are equally matched in both strength, speed and endurance. So say Batman somehow attains the powers of Superman. In that case, it's now a fair fight, but the difference is Superman has never actually been trained to fight. It's always been that he uses his strength and powers to defeat his enemies. Batman has trained for a huge period of his life, so couple that extensive training with being as strong, as fast and as resilient as Superman and I think the chances are, in a fair fight, Batman would most likely win.
#44 - 2scared2login (01/02/2014) [-]
That isn't fair. You don't get to give Batman powers. Superman has powers, Batman does not. A fair fight is 1 v 1, no bullshit gimmicks. Pick them both up and drop them in the middle of a fucking empty valley. No place to hide or run for MILES. All out brawl.
#47 - mylazy (01/02/2014) [-]
Contrary to what you seem to believe, that is in no way a fair fight. A fair fight would give both parties access to everything they could, may the best man win. Your version deprives one of everything and puts one of them in a situation where he would most likely be at his strongest (being in the sunlight).
#54 - 2scared2login (01/02/2014) [-]
Batman will still have his little bullshit belt. He just wont be able to reach his hand into his bullshit belt, take that bullshit kryptonite ring out, put the bullshit ring on his finger, and throw a punch. Superman would have ripped his head off in a matter of seconds.
BUT LET'S JUST SAY BATMAN FOR WHATEVER REASON ALREADY HAS THE RING ON! Superman can and has overpowered the effects of the ring on him for MINUTES at a time. He wont need minutes to kill Batman, not even a full second.
But if Batman gets gadgets isn't it fair that Superman does too? Superman has a suit that completely nullifies the effects of Kryptonite on his.
#55 - mylazy (01/02/2014) [-]
Once again, this depends entirely on which version of superman you use. And you can't just start adding things that don't exist in the universe that the two characters are in. If you could do that, then I would just say batman is wearing an unbreakable suit that covers every inch of his body, recycles are for him, etc. We are talking about the way the characters actually are, and I will repeat myself (for the third or fourth time): it depends on which version of superman we are talking about as to whether or not the situation would play out like you say. Batman has pretty much always been the same in the comics...superman on the other hand has not.
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