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Date Signed Up:9/16/2011
Last Login:12/21/2014
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Comment Ranking:#6079
Highest Content Rank:#265
Highest Comment Rank:#3133
Content Thumbs: 47357 total,  52560 ,  5203
Comment Thumbs: 2042 total,  3045 ,  1003
Content Level Progress: 18% (180/1000)
Level 247 Content: Doinitrite → Level 248 Content: Doinitrite
Comment Level Progress: 3% (3/100)
Level 219 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 220 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:7
Content Views:1968776
Times Content Favorited:2173 times
Total Comments Made:632
FJ Points:13125
Favorite Tags: Love (3) | You (3) | i (2) | no (2)

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#63 - Yup. Same training here. You beat me to explaining the rib bre…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2014 on just droping off some good... 0
User avatar #104 - syntheticdoll (05/26/2014) [-]
Not always, we practiced in school and there's a line between not doing it well and breaking a rib, but it's mostly done if you're calm and concentrating, but when you have to do it on a dieing person, you probably won't try to avoid breaking a rib or two if it means saving a life.
#68 - anonymous (05/26/2014) [-]
Hearing a crack when you're doing CPR on a baby is fucking ridiculous.
Adults = Both hands
Children = One hand
Babies = A couple of fingers
Young kinds are super frail so hearing a crack then would probably do more damage.
#219 - Don't tell me what to do. 05/25/2014 on Gods Be Damned 0
#4 - You would have to be moving at a steady 300'000 K/H. Or. 100% … 05/25/2014 on 3D Nebula +1
#203 - Is it? Regardless. I think i'm gonna have to go through my ma…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/25/2014 on Gods Be Damned 0
User avatar #212 - alltimetens (05/25/2014) [-]
If you haven't watched it already, then do it faget.
User avatar #219 - aquareefer (05/25/2014) [-]
Don't tell me what to do.
#35 - Ahem.  [+] (6 new replies) 05/24/2014 on Gods Be Damned +133
#133 - realvegzillar (05/25/2014) [-]
Turned the wrong way..sorry it is awesome though
User avatar #203 - aquareefer (05/25/2014) [-]
Is it? Regardless. I think i'm gonna have to go through my marijuana stash and watch ATLA today.
User avatar #212 - alltimetens (05/25/2014) [-]
If you haven't watched it already, then do it faget.
User avatar #219 - aquareefer (05/25/2014) [-]
Don't tell me what to do.
#126 - headhunternl (05/25/2014) [-]
This is awesome
User avatar #59 - iceangel (05/25/2014) [-]
This is my favorite
#5 - Oh owwwww That hurt so much. Ow. owww ******* … 05/23/2014 on (untitled) 0
#10 - Literally laughed for a good 30 seconds.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2014 on Class Schedule 0
#11 - shreddednation (05/21/2014) [-]
#249 - Picture 05/20/2014 on Welcome to Dark Souls! Oh,... 0
#248 - You're all welcome. Harry Potter and the SS on PC.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2014 on Welcome to Dark Souls! Oh,... 0
#1 - I'm friends with her on Facebook.  [+] (5 new replies) 05/16/2014 on Class Schedule +2
#7 - shreddednation (05/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #10 - aquareefer (05/20/2014) [-]
Literally laughed for a good 30 seconds.
#11 - shreddednation (05/21/2014) [-]
#4 - bigredginga (05/16/2014) [-]
#6 - xcoreyx (05/17/2014) [-]
#13 - It's not rocks. It's sediment and sand pushed from the bottom …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2014 on Antarctica 0
#18 - xcoreyx (05/16/2014) [-]
Okay so some of it is organic matter, but some of it can also melt
#210 - I to have a fast metabolism; therefore - we are both full of … 04/21/2014 on War +1
#207 - I am. It's in my lower intestine, mostly. I'm sure you're full…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2014 on War +1
User avatar #208 - ishalltroll (04/21/2014) [-]
I have a very fast metabolism so that is a very likely assumption yes.
User avatar #210 - aquareefer (04/21/2014) [-]
I to have a fast metabolism; therefore - we are both full of shit. Good day, sir!
#189 - You watch them grow old. You literally watch them age quite si…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/21/2014 on War 0
User avatar #198 - ishalltroll (04/21/2014) [-]
"to old men wanting to see blood. At the age of 28. You watch them want to kill. And you finally realize what they're thinking of when they look off into nothing."
You're full of shit.
User avatar #207 - aquareefer (04/21/2014) [-]
I am. It's in my lower intestine, mostly. I'm sure you're full of shit as well.
User avatar #208 - ishalltroll (04/21/2014) [-]
I have a very fast metabolism so that is a very likely assumption yes.
User avatar #210 - aquareefer (04/21/2014) [-]
I to have a fast metabolism; therefore - we are both full of shit. Good day, sir!
#4 - To the site. Not literally :C I wish it would though. 03/07/2014 on Scrubs is coming back 0
#37 - Sure. Faggot. Leaving now.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2014 on The Bee -3
#38 - huzibizi (02/23/2014) [-]
k
#34 - You're still trying to troll? Lol, you l2t.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/23/2014 on The Bee -3
#36 - huzibizi (02/23/2014) [-]
god damn stoner
User avatar #37 - aquareefer (02/23/2014) [-]
Sure. Faggot. Leaving now.
#38 - huzibizi (02/23/2014) [-]
k
#32 - Why the **** are you telling me? I didn't post th…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/23/2014 on The Bee -1
#33 - huzibizi (02/23/2014) [-]
you broke the fucking combo you stupid nigger!
User avatar #34 - aquareefer (02/23/2014) [-]
You're still trying to troll? Lol, you l2t.
#36 - huzibizi (02/23/2014) [-]
god damn stoner
User avatar #37 - aquareefer (02/23/2014) [-]
Sure. Faggot. Leaving now.
#38 - huzibizi (02/23/2014) [-]
k
#26 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 02/23/2014 on The Bee +4
User avatar #31 - huzibizi (02/23/2014) [-]
wrong, the stings only stay in human skin, so if they attack other living things and not humans, theywont die after the attack!
User avatar #32 - aquareefer (02/23/2014) [-]
Why the fuck are you telling me? I didn't post the content nor did I want to know the fact.
#33 - huzibizi (02/23/2014) [-]
you broke the fucking combo you stupid nigger!
User avatar #34 - aquareefer (02/23/2014) [-]
You're still trying to troll? Lol, you l2t.
#36 - huzibizi (02/23/2014) [-]
god damn stoner
User avatar #37 - aquareefer (02/23/2014) [-]
Sure. Faggot. Leaving now.
#38 - huzibizi (02/23/2014) [-]
k
#12 - What are you doing with your life, Jesse. You ******* … 02/22/2014 on Ha puns 0
#268 - Annnnnnnn Arbor. Nice. I live down in Florida. Clearwater/Tampa area 02/22/2014 on confession bear 0
#207 - I make more than enough money. 02/21/2014 on confession bear 0
#206 - Wheres your area if you mind me asking?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/21/2014 on confession bear 0
User avatar #255 - sirbrentcoe (02/21/2014) [-]
southeast Michigan. Ann Arbor/Ypsilanti area
User avatar #268 - aquareefer (02/22/2014) [-]
Annnnnnnn Arbor. Nice. I live down in Florida. Clearwater/Tampa area
#137 - Thats gnarly man. I'm currently working torwards law enforceme…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/21/2014 on confession bear 0
User avatar #155 - sirbrentcoe (02/21/2014) [-]
cool dude. i'd love to be a cop or a jail guard, but i have fucked up knees. couldn't even get into the Army, believe it or not. Working towards becoming an HVAC tech myself. Doing this cuz we just had our 3rd kid, wife can't go back to work yet.
User avatar #206 - aquareefer (02/21/2014) [-]
Wheres your area if you mind me asking?
User avatar #255 - sirbrentcoe (02/21/2014) [-]
southeast Michigan. Ann Arbor/Ypsilanti area
User avatar #268 - aquareefer (02/22/2014) [-]
Annnnnnnn Arbor. Nice. I live down in Florida. Clearwater/Tampa area
#136 - No one cares what you think. 02/21/2014 on confession bear 0
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User avatar #27 - Ekans (02/07/2013) [-]
Start posting again.
#28 to #27 - aquareefer (02/15/2013) [-]
**aquareefer rolled a random image posted in comment #3002647 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** Don't tell me what to do.
User avatar #15 - Ekans (01/09/2013) [-]
Fag
User avatar #17 to #16 - Ekans (01/09/2013) [-]
Reminds me of Mike.
User avatar #19 to #18 - Ekans (01/09/2013) [-]
That reminds me of you.
User avatar #21 to #20 - aquareefer (01/09/2013) [-]
JUSTICE.
User avatar #22 to #21 - Ekans (01/09/2013) [-]
Do you still want me to come over? I got caught up with job applications today.
User avatar #24 to #22 - aquareefer (01/09/2013) [-]
If you want broski, i've been rockin' away at BO2 and zombies all day.
User avatar #12 - bluemeatmballs (10/26/2012) [-]
thank you very much
User avatar #13 to #12 - aquareefer (10/26/2012) [-]
Yup
User avatar #9 - bluemeatmballs (10/26/2012) [-]
Hello sir. I have noticed you aren't an item collector, but you do have a good amount of FJ points.
Now, if you don't collect items, these points are useless to you.
So i'm asking you sincerely, might you be willing to share some of those poins with me?
You could make me very happy, and I will use them for the great cause of item science.
Sorry for bothering you, and thanks for considering.
<3
#10 to #9 - aquareefer (10/26/2012) [-]
Lol you can have them all, I don't give a **** .
User avatar #11 to #10 - bluemeatmballs (10/26/2012) [-]
i have sent you an offer all you have to do is accept it
User avatar #6 to #5 - aquareefer (07/16/2012) [-]
Helllooo
#7 to #6 - blartonfairweather (07/16/2012) [-]
What is up? :3
What is up? :3
User avatar #8 to #7 - aquareefer (07/16/2012) [-]
Fair warning: im a guy.
User avatar #14 to #8 - Ekans (12/25/2012) [-]
HAHAHA no reply.
#1 - ballsackimoto (05/31/2012) [-]
touch me pls
touch me pls
User avatar #2 to #4 - aquareefer (05/31/2012) [-]
Whoa whoa there sally, slow down
#3 to #5 - ballsackimoto (05/31/2012) [-]
my apoligies
User avatar #4 to #6 - aquareefer (05/31/2012) [-]
Hmmm
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