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#9 - mention brah thanks 01/11/2016 on how to get free stuff 0
#10 - I'm sorry man, it happens. Just keep at it and you'll find someone  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2016 on Sex +2
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#20 - concetrationcamp (01/05/2016) [-]
or not...
#8 - Is there any reason you can't ask her now?  [+] (5 new replies) 01/05/2016 on Sex +2
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#9 - ilikethisusername (01/05/2016) [-]
she has a boyfriend.
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#17 - elyiia (01/05/2016) [-]
Assert your dominance and seduce her boyfriend.
#50 - alarubra (01/05/2016) [-]
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#10 - appliance (01/05/2016) [-]
I'm sorry man, it happens. Just keep at it and you'll find someone
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#20 - concetrationcamp (01/05/2016) [-]
or not...
#6 - Always keep your standards high and you'll eventually find the…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/05/2016 on Sex +6
#21 - concetrationcamp (01/05/2016) [-]
how?
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#7 - ilikethisusername (01/05/2016) [-]
thanks man...
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#8 - appliance (01/05/2016) [-]
Is there any reason you can't ask her now?
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#9 - ilikethisusername (01/05/2016) [-]
she has a boyfriend.
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#17 - elyiia (01/05/2016) [-]
Assert your dominance and seduce her boyfriend.
#50 - alarubra (01/05/2016) [-]
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#10 - appliance (01/05/2016) [-]
I'm sorry man, it happens. Just keep at it and you'll find someone
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#20 - concetrationcamp (01/05/2016) [-]
or not...
#8 - Normally I'm fine with stuff like this but this just isn't cool. 12/29/2015 on the director in L4D2 -1
#325 - Damn, I guess I was too late. Nice job on the game though, mat… 12/24/2015 on FJ Funds A Game - Who's... 0
#9 - Picture 12/23/2015 on Borrowing a pen +11
#6 - Picture  [+] (36 new replies) 12/23/2015 on Borrowing a pen +144
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#22 - captainprincess (12/23/2015) [-]
fuckin terrible joke then

"What did the cuckoo say to the woodpecker"
"I dont know?"
"My fridge is broken"

get it
its a joke
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#41 - smartythechicken (12/23/2015) [-]
i think it was a perfect 5/7 joke
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#23 - mayoroftownsville (12/23/2015) [-]
A play portraying the Harry Potter characters in their older years cast a black woman as Hermione, and a bunch of people threw a hissy fit.
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#24 - captainprincess (12/23/2015) [-]
and so what
#25 - mayoroftownsville (12/23/2015) [-]
And so the joke has a point and is not a non-sequitur, as you implied. But you knew that, you just wanted to save face.
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#26 - captainprincess (12/23/2015) [-]
no it doesnt
its still a terrible joke and calling to a different context that has to be explained does not make it a not-terrible joke

get a better sense of humour
#27 - mayoroftownsville (12/23/2015) [-]
You not understanding the context doesn't make the joke bad.
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#28 - captainprincess (12/23/2015) [-]
well in a way yes it does actually
but the fact remains the context isnt here
its elsewhere, as evidenced by it being necessary to explain it

the joke flopped and needs excuses to be un-flopped
but jokes are like cakes, and you can't un-bake a cake, or un-flop a bad joke
#29 - mayoroftownsville (12/23/2015) [-]
There are lots of jokes that rely on cultural information that not everyone has. Someone who doesn't follow politics won't get jokes about specific politicians, but that doesn't make the jokes bad. Explaining the joke isn't making an excuse for it.
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#31 - captainprincess (12/23/2015) [-]
Then to those people the joke is bad
This isn't a difficult concept and Im not sure why you're so obsessed with proving how awesome this joke is

is it personally important to you

And yes
explaining a joke is precisely making excuses for it, that is exactly what that is
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#45 - turdmurpson (12/23/2015) [-]
God you you retards will complain and argue anything on this friggen site
#32 - mayoroftownsville (12/23/2015) [-]
Sure man, if you want to say a joke is bad to people who are out of the loop then that's fine, but it doesn't allow for an end-all-be-all statement about whether or not the joke is good. Obviously it's worked well with its target audience, namely people who know about the controversy. You're like a person saying that X food is bad because it has Y in it and I don't like Y.

Explaining a joke doesn't write off its flaws, all it does is connect the dots for those who couldn't do it by themselves. You can explain a bad joke without making the claim that the joke is good. I don't actually think the joke is terribly funny, but it's clear the only reason you thought it was bad in the first place was a lack of information, and that goes back to what I said above.
#33 - captainprincess (12/23/2015) [-]
I had no idea this joke was so personal to you
Im so sorry to have so deeply offended something so intimately important
#34 - mayoroftownsville (12/23/2015) [-]
"I don't actually think the joke is terribly funny" - me in that post you didn't read.

I'm arguing because you're wrong and this is the internet. Get used to it, faggot.
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#35 - captainprincess (12/23/2015) [-]
No no its ok
You dont need to hide your pain
it's ok
cry it out man
#36 - mayoroftownsville (12/23/2015) [-]
ok
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#7 - shadowkingdr (12/23/2015) [-]
how is that a joke? thats like saying i dont like apple pie when you are given blueberry, its unrelated
#46 - jaeckell (12/23/2015) [-]
there was a post the other day about how a sjw claimed that it was never mentioned in the books that hermi was white
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#54 - kaiyuni (12/23/2015) [-]
‘One moment, please, Macnair,’ came Dumbledore’s voice. ‘You need to sign, too.’ The footsteps stopped. Harry heaved on the rope. Buckbeak snapped his beak and walked a little faster.

Hermione’s white face was sticking out from behind a tree.

‘Harry, hurry!’ she mouthed.


Enjoy your SJW-crushing quote.
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#8 - donbionicle (12/23/2015) [-]
It's referring to people being up in arms over a Harry Potter play starring a black Hermione.
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#48 - quantumranger (12/23/2015) [-]
It's not so much that a black actress is playing Hermione, but that the usual contingency of tumblr idiots and SJW "progressives" are claiming that Hermione is canonly black, and this stage play just put it out there more. I just wish people would make their own characters rather than trying to change existing ones. It doesn't mean anything if you take an already popular character and change them
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#49 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2015) [-]
Really? If it isn't in the movie, and it isn't mentioned in any of the books, it's not canon, and cannot be canon.
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#50 - quantumranger (12/23/2015) [-]
The argument is that since she was never explicitly stated as white, and has really curly brown hair, she must be black Theres some other stuff but it's all pretty dumb like that . It's just the usual "I say so, so it must be true, no matter how ridiculous" that accompanies stuff like this. The problem I have with it is that people do this for the sake of "diversity" or "representation", but when you have to take an already popular character and change something about them to get that representation, then it isn't real. This just reminds me of people who complained after Rowling said that Dumbledore was gay. They were upset because he wasn't obviously gay, and it never stated in the text that he was gay, so it shouldn't count for representation and she was a bad person for trying to get diversity points. This is the exact same thing but it's being held up as some sort of accomplishment .
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#53 - kaiyuni (12/23/2015) [-]
Hermione however; is stated to be white (although it's only a couple times). Rowling is just saying this so that the play stops getting bad press over a black lead actress (I assume lead, since she's of the main trio). Here's a quote from Prisoner of Azkaban I found:

‘One moment, please, Macnair,’ came Dumbledore’s voice. ‘You need to sign, too.’ The footsteps stopped. Harry heaved on the rope. Buckbeak snapped his beak and walked a little faster.

Hermione’s white face was sticking out from behind a tree.

‘Harry, hurry!’ she mouthed.


So... there it is to be honest. And in every illustration; Hermione is drawn as white. She's even fucking white on the cover of the book!

While I don't mind a black Hermione (I just care about good actors, not race) it is noteworthy that Hermione isn't black, and people DO have a point.

Also Dumbledore being gay was totally just Rowling trying to get more diversity points.
#51 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2015) [-]
Excuse me, but have you SEEN his robes?
#70 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (12/23/2015) [-]
Fitting for a senior magician. What is wrong with them?
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#74 - heartlessrobot (12/24/2015) [-]
They're slightly flamboyant by modern clothing standards.
#75 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (12/24/2015) [-]
He. Is. A. Fucking. Magician.

They teach MAGIC at a giant CASTLE, in a place full of MAGICIANS and MYTHICAL beings.

His clothes are one of the least strange things about hogwarts let me assure you.
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#76 - heartlessrobot (12/24/2015) [-]
>Implying Hogwarts isn't real and you're just a muggle
#77 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (12/24/2015) [-]
I never said that. We just call it Neuschwanstein, not Hogwarts.
#60 - anon (12/23/2015) [-]
i find those robes pretty fancy, indeed. What does it have to do with dumbledore sexuality?
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#14 - infinityflame (12/23/2015) [-]
We have a post on this somewhere here. Link please
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#16 - donbionicle (12/23/2015) [-]
Well this was the first and last post on the matter I saw and didn't skip over, so
/The+new+harry+hermoine+and+ron/funny-pictures/5776191/
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