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applesdontpee

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Gender: female
Date Signed Up:5/04/2011
Last Login:5/02/2015
Location:P Sherman FourtyTwo Wallaby Way
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#16 - what the hell 05/02/2015 on Damnit Paul +1
#180 - Aaah thank you! So you're supposed to shave first, then sugar … 04/29/2015 on 4 The Ladies 0
#19 - giant dragonite always scared me a little 04/27/2015 on this wasn't the first time +1
#260 - airbornfiftysix sticky this. we don't want to become tumblr 04/27/2015 on THE RIDE NEVER ENDS +2
#126 - "all of them cunts" 04/27/2015 on Damn... 0
#169 - why the **** would comfy beds be just a girly thing 04/25/2015 on justgirlythings +1
#89 - and he never even broke character holy **** 04/25/2015 on Life 0
#89 - Picture 04/25/2015 on Porsche +2
#170 - Tuesday por favor! thank you for enabling my laziness  [+] (3 new replies) 04/25/2015 on 4 The Ladies 0
User avatar #179 - LoveAmorAi (04/29/2015) [-]
So, my legs are still fairly soft, but, not nearly as soft. Obviously some of the hair grew back too. I think if you do it once a week you should be good.

It does kill the razor though, so use a cheap razor. It won't cut hair after you use the sugar scrub on it.
User avatar #180 - applesdontpee (04/29/2015) [-]
Aaah thank you! So you're supposed to shave first, then sugar scrub, then use cheap razor to take off the dead skin.

It's getting warmer out so I'll have to shave now.. i will start the summer as a goddess~
User avatar #171 - LoveAmorAi (04/25/2015) [-]
Anytime!
#13 - holy **** , no lube for that rektal exam 04/24/2015 on U.g.l.y 0

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User avatar #25 - giffythetoad (12/30/2014) [-]
I saw your name, and I thought to myself "Well, it's true."
User avatar #24 to #23 - applesdontpee (12/16/2014) [-]
aphrodiddy
User avatar #20 - gugek (09/29/2014) [-]
Hope you have a great morning tomorrow !
User avatar #19 - majormayor (08/04/2014) [-]
Man, so many users have the word "apple" in their username. I should collect them all.
User avatar #18 to #15 - applesdontpee (04/27/2014) [-]
oh i ******* get it LOL
User avatar #16 to #15 - applesdontpee (04/27/2014) [-]
what am i supposed to do with this
User avatar #17 to #16 - majormayor (04/27/2014) [-]
Apples don't pee, but the do poop!
#1 - LoKiisDead **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#2 to #1 - applesdontpee (05/28/2011) [-]
how could i do this to her.. the sex wasnt even that good! D:
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User avatar #4 to #3 - applesdontpee (05/28/2011) [-]
yeahhhhh go on, pet Mrs. Muff....inz

lol i went straight to facebook.. man i need to get off the computer xD

mah onleh fwen! no longuh fo-evuh alone!
#6 to #4 - LoKiisDead **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 to #6 - applesdontpee (05/28/2011) [-]
oooooooooh, luv fills my wittle heart!
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User avatar #9 to #8 - applesdontpee (05/28/2011) [-]
ehh, not yet bud
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User avatar #11 to #10 - applesdontpee (05/28/2011) [-]
its friday and i havent been able to relax for the last 2 weeks... i go to bed tired every day because i was on crutches and my day consists of a lot of walking ;_;

and you?
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User avatar #13 to #12 - applesdontpee (05/28/2011) [-]
i make you drink??? LOL im a liver murderer!
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