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#9 - pidgey is great easy to evolve, and hatching one gives a b… 07/28/2016 on Velagla Embuexc Nytrown +4
#69 - i sorta remember the scenes where they were painting and while…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2016 on Old Chinese Proverbs 0
#85 - anon (07/25/2016) [-]
It takes place during the rise of the first emperor to unify all of China. There are assassins from the other kingdoms trying to kill him, they tried and failed in the past to do it.

They meet a young swordsman who claims that he can kill the emperor, and they hatch a scheme to sacrifice themselves and pose him up as the man who killed the assassins and claims his reward (which he meets with the emperor to claim).

The rest of the movie is the champion telling the emperor the story of how he bested the assassins, then the emperor doubts him and tells his understanding of the events, and finaly we are shown the truth.

In his final show down with the emperor the champion reveals why the original assassins didn't kill the emperor when they had the chance, and why he too will throw his chance away. Their leader beleive that although the assassins home kingdoms will be ravaged by war, the emperor actualy has the power to succeed and pull all of China under a single ruler. A unified China would finaly bring peace to the warring kingdoms and bring in an era of prosperity which they beleive to be worth it in the end.

The clip here is the leader revealing to the champion his true wish. All under heaven = unified China under one rule.
#104 - bakagaijin (07/25/2016) [-]
What I still don't understand is why ACTUAL SPOILER the emperor still execute him in the end? like he was executed for a crime he didn't commit and he showed that he truly repented
#55 - i saw the movie almost a decade ago. i have no memory of …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/25/2016 on Old Chinese Proverbs +3
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#67 - hasinvadedyou (07/25/2016) [-]
that one scene with thousands of arrows aimed at one dude blocking out the sun
#69 - applescryatnight (07/25/2016) [-]
i sorta remember the scenes where they were painting and while they were painting none of the arrows could hit them.

but the rest of the movie made no sense at all to me.
#85 - anon (07/25/2016) [-]
It takes place during the rise of the first emperor to unify all of China. There are assassins from the other kingdoms trying to kill him, they tried and failed in the past to do it.

They meet a young swordsman who claims that he can kill the emperor, and they hatch a scheme to sacrifice themselves and pose him up as the man who killed the assassins and claims his reward (which he meets with the emperor to claim).

The rest of the movie is the champion telling the emperor the story of how he bested the assassins, then the emperor doubts him and tells his understanding of the events, and finaly we are shown the truth.

In his final show down with the emperor the champion reveals why the original assassins didn't kill the emperor when they had the chance, and why he too will throw his chance away. Their leader beleive that although the assassins home kingdoms will be ravaged by war, the emperor actualy has the power to succeed and pull all of China under a single ruler. A unified China would finaly bring peace to the warring kingdoms and bring in an era of prosperity which they beleive to be worth it in the end.

The clip here is the leader revealing to the champion his true wish. All under heaven = unified China under one rule.
#104 - bakagaijin (07/25/2016) [-]
What I still don't understand is why ACTUAL SPOILER the emperor still execute him in the end? like he was executed for a crime he didn't commit and he showed that he truly repented
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#7 - manza (07/24/2016) [-]
This reminds me of when I attempted to play DayZ. I thought I successfully massacred a group of four Russians and when I went to collect the loot I die. Then I overheard like two voices as they took my stuff, happened so much, but man was that game shit. What a disappointing money grab.
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#13 - jakotad (07/24/2016) [-]
That's why you just blow out their candles from 200 meters with a mosin, wait a couple minutes and then loot their corpses.
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#15 - manza (07/24/2016) [-]
I gave up on that game a while ago. I get like 25FPS with my AMD 280x crossifre setup at low and high graphic settings. It's been in early alpha for like nearly four years now too. Real shame tbh.
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#33 - enlightednatzie (07/24/2016) [-]
Thats why i never buy greenlight games on steam despite the hype for them.
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#17 - jakotad (07/24/2016) [-]
I haven't played in about a year now, but I agree, it is disappointing.
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#6 - shame the name would be remembered more for Himmler.  [+] (33 new replies) 07/23/2016 on Kickass Facts Part 26 +9
#13 - deutschblut (07/23/2016) [-]
Not anymore.

Now it is remembered with my cute little chunky boy.

Besides, the name Heinrich ("home" + "ruler") is one of the most common German names in history. You cannot read anything about German history, rather, world history, without encountering a Heinrich quite regularly. Same with Wilhelm and Friedrich Wilhelm.

I think it is racist to associate such a wonderful name that has been popular for over 2,500 years, translated into every language (Henry, Enrique, etc.), because one fellow in history may have been a dick.

Heinrich is also the origin of the name "America".

Besides, from what I read about Himmler, he was a cool guy and used to personally visit the volunteer SS members in the field. Even his daughter to this day says her father was great, and she is currently THE head of the Nazi underground railroad and she is a huge activist.

I am not a Nazi nor a neo-Nazi.

But I do think many remember history wrong.

And that the law that allows them to hunt down and imprison 95 year old former Nazi janitors that are senile and crapping on themselves is an outrage against all of Humanity...
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#62 - spidahridah (07/24/2016) [-]
I don't think I've ever seen a more based German before in my life. Kudos to you, for ensuring there still is hope for Europe.
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#108 - thumbfortrump (07/24/2016) [-]
Yeah, holocaust deniers are so based right.
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#124 - spidahridah (07/25/2016) [-]
Yes... Good goy... Don't you have a great ally to support?
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#125 - thumbfortrump (07/25/2016) [-]
wut?
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#65 - deutschblut (07/24/2016) [-]
Vielen Dank.

Thank you for the support.
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#21 - thumbfortrump (07/23/2016) [-]
So age grants you innocence? Fuck that shit.
#27 - deutschblut (07/23/2016) [-]
Never said that.

You are misquoting me.

Explain to me how cleaning piss and shit residue from Nazi toilets is a "war crime"?
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#91 - iloveyouaddy (07/24/2016) [-]
Himmler was directly responsible for the deaths of six million in German concentration camps. Collectively responsible for the deaths of over 46 million Europeans as a result of the Second World War. I'm not sure how that makes him a "cool guy" in your eyes..
#92 - deutschblut (07/24/2016) [-]
Zero evidence for that fairy tale.

Besides, how many people have Bush and even Obama killed?

Obama is executing Americans abroad, annihilating whole towns, and even bombing hospitals.

But the US can never be charged with war crimes, because it never signed that treaty!
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#94 - iloveyouaddy (07/24/2016) [-]
I know this site is built around edgy scrub lords incapable of properly functioning in real life and you wouldn't actually try and say this shit to anyone in all legitimacy, but come on now. He was a legitimate racist and murderer. And just judging by your red-thumbing anyone who disagrees with you, I can't really tell if you're being serious or not.
#105 - deutschblut (07/24/2016) [-]
Of course I would.

Who cares if he WAS a racist?

Personal views are considered a freedom in all industrialized nations.

Also, where would you get any proof that he was racist?

Especially since he enlisted countless blacks and Asians.

Himmler employed more people of colour than Wal*Mart and the TSA combined.

So how was he racist?

How would that even matter?

And, who did he murder?

I never heard that one before...

Pic: Collage of all the united races, ethnicities, cultures, and nationalities employed by the so-called "ultra-racist" SS...
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#109 - iloveyouaddy (07/24/2016) [-]
All of that was false so I'll just assume you're autistic from now on. Thank you for the clarification.
He oversaw the dispossession and internment of Polish Jews and advocated the use of eugenics to breed an Aryan "master race" sired by SS men mated to "German women and girls of good white pure blood."
Himmler was appointed the chief administrator of the occupied Soviet territory and charged with the elimination of the Soviet communist system from the region. Mobile killing squads ('Einsatzgruppen')were assembled to follow behind the army and wage a "total war of destruction" against Soviet society and its Jewish communities. Between one and 1.5 million Jews are murdered under his watch, some of whom were killed entirely in cold-blood in front of their children who he had promised to "save". Ha.
Whilst Hitler's idea, Himmler also oversaw the "mercy-killing" of undesirables in Germany and Germanic states, namely the physically-handicapped, mentally ill, gypsies, Jews, homosexuals and whoever else HE thought possessed "worthless lives"
Himmler oversaw the mass murder of Jews, communists and other opponents in the Ukraine. He organised the systematic exploitation and slaughter of millions of Jews in extermination camps in Poland. After fainting at the sight of 100 Jews being shot on the eastern front (because he was not only a disgusting human being, but one who couldn't follow through with his own orders to boot) he ordered a "more humane means" of execution - the use of poison gas in specially constructed chambers disguised as shower rooms. - Yes, his invention.

I could keep going but I'm not sure what the point of this is really. It's a non-argument. You're a mong
#112 - deutschblut (07/24/2016) [-]
So...you think I photoshopped those pictures...

And you make up a million stories in one lone run-on sentence.

And you question the veracity of my statements?

Here are some more for you:
#117 - iloveyouaddy (07/24/2016) [-]
Are you trying to tell me that Heinrich Himmler hired over 260,000 black workers or that Walmart only has 2 black employees?

Yes, I searched it. Walmart has over 260,000 black workers. Are you genuinely retarded?

You've just called my facts "made-up" without providing any shred of evidence against what I've just said. This is the truth. You've yet to find or show me any evidence against anything that I've said. And definition of a racist; someone who believes that one's race is superior to another's - therefore Himmler (as you seem to be) was a racist.

A sentence ends with a full stop, have you not had an education?
#119 - deutschblut (07/24/2016) [-]
Yep.

No evidence at all.

Only endless pictures.

Where did you get that there were only two black SS?

There were countless.

And Asian.

And Jewish.

If the Nazis wanted to kill all the Jews, why were there hundreds of thousands of Jewish Nazis? Including high-ranking Nazi officers?

I still do not get why you just hijacked this thread to spout your race crap.

Go back to POL!
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#121 - iloveyouaddy (07/24/2016) [-]
I'll even give you a pity-thumb down. Good job, kiddo.
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#120 - iloveyouaddy (07/24/2016) [-]
Ah, so you are a troll. I wasn't sure. Good quality bait tbh.
#122 - deutschblut (07/24/2016) [-]
That is not photoshop, you stupid fuck.
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#123 - iloveyouaddy (07/24/2016) [-]
When did I say anything was photoshopped? I've already acknowledge your superior trolling skills.. What more do you want from me?
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#114 - iloveyouaddy (07/24/2016) [-]
None of what I said was made up at all. These are irrefutable facts. If you can try and find a single piece of evidence against what I've just said then we can have a conversation. As it stands, I just think you're an idiot.
#115 - deutschblut (07/24/2016) [-]
OK then troll.

I am an idiot.

That is why I have an anime-themed account and cannot type coherently.

Oh wait, that way you.
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#116 - iloveyouaddy (07/24/2016) [-]
"that way you"

Hypocrisy.
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#93 - iloveyouaddy (07/24/2016) [-]
I'm not American for one.

For two, you're trying to justify a nazi..?
#110 - deutschblut (07/24/2016) [-]
Never said you were American.

Just curious why you are not throwing a fit over the bad shit other nations are doing?

Justify a Nazi?

Sure.

Why not?

Most Nazis were/are great people. 99% were not even involved in high-level legislation.

Most were good Mothers, Fathers, Grandparents, teachers, doctors, scientists, engineers, and so on.

More modern inventions, scientific discoveries, medicines and the like were created by the Nazis more than anyone else.

FJ would not exist if the Nazis did not invent computers and space travel.
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#111 - iloveyouaddy (07/24/2016) [-]
I'm not throwing a fit, and the point is that you're trying to say that Heinrich Himmler who was responsible for millions and millions of deaths is a "cool guy" and tryig to justify his atrocious actions but throwing around the actions of Bush (for example). The suffering of one does no negate the suffering of another. The crimes of one do not negate the crimes of another. If you had been trying to justify Tony Blair's war crimes I would call you out on that as well. You claim not to be a neo-nazi but sure as hell are acting like a nazi-sympathiser. And that's disgusting. Why not justify the actions of a nazi? Is that even a question a decent human being would have to ask? It doesn't matter whether or not SOME nazis had wonderful inventions. That does not absolve them of their atrocities.
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#113 - deutschblut (07/24/2016) [-]
What the fuck are you talking about?

Did mommy forget to give you your Ritalin dose today?

I fail to see what I said that would cause you to throw such an incoherent shit-fit.
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#118 - iloveyouaddy (07/24/2016) [-]
Again, not a shit fit. And if you could read you would know what I was talking about.

I've already told you what I've disagreed with, 3 times now. You aren't even trying anymore.
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#90 - acemrhawk (07/24/2016) [-]
When has an actual janitor and not a war criminal been prosecuted?
#95 - deutschblut (07/24/2016) [-]
All the fucking time.

Do you live under a rock?

That was NEVER meant to be allowed under the law.

But now they ARE arresting and tying "Nazi War Criminals" that were fucking janitors, doctors, book keepers, librarians, and the like.

And it is disgusting.

The original law stated that only "Nazi officers of the highest level will be held culpable".

Not even Nazi officers, but the highest ones. Hitler's inner circle. The ones responsible for making legislation.

So the question is not about did the holohoax happen or not.

It's does a 95 year old man deserve to die in prison for being a janitor when he was a kid?

Woman Telegraph Operator:
www.theguardian.com/world/2015/sep/21/german-woman-charged-nazi-allegations-auschwitz-death-camp

Teenage Medic:
www.express.co.uk/news/history/560153/Holocaust-Germany-94-year-old-Nazi-SS-murders-Auschwitz-camp

Child Boy Scout:
www.nbcnews.com/news/world/police-raid-homes-elderly-nazi-ss-suspects-over-1944-massacre-n506761

Camp Guard:
www.cnn.com/2014/06/18/us/nazi-charge-philadelphia-man/index.html

More Guards:
www.usnews.com/news/newsgram/articles/2014/02/21/germany-arrests-3-elderly-men-suspected-of-being-auschwitz-guards

BTW-What about the workers at the 700 American Death Camps? Or the British ones? Australian? French? Polish? Russian? Czechoslovakian?

Why are we not arresting them?
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#96 - acemrhawk (07/24/2016) [-]
Alright, thanks. It was a serious question, I wasn't doubting anything. But do you really refer to the Holocaust as the Holohoax, or is that not in line with your views?
#104 - deutschblut (07/24/2016) [-]
OK.

Sorry if I was a bit impassioned.

I did not mean to sound offensive.

But I am autistic and it happens a lot.

I do not really hold too many "views".

I have certain passions and interests.

But I like to think myself an objective and pragmatic person.

I find the "holocaust" accusations to be very offensive and disgusting. Not only to Germans, but to Humanity as a whole.

In case you are unaware, there is a quite large movement which seeks to re-examine history related to WW2.

I thought the movement was a bunch of conspiracy nuts.

But I did the research, and it turns out the whole thing was a total lie against the German People.

There are even Jews that are outraged at the fake story of the holohoax...
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#88 - thumbfortrump (07/24/2016) [-]
You help maintain a system that kills millions of innocents.
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#11 - becauseoprahsaidso (07/23/2016) [-]
DO YOU REMEMBAHH
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I think about Snow Broskis.
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#6 - saxong (07/23/2016) [-]
I'm absolute shit at taking compliments I feel like I haven't deserved at the moment. It makes me feel like the complimenter wants something from me and it being super roundabout and annoying about it. I wish people would be more upfront with what they want.
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