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Date Signed Up:2/27/2012
Last Login:12/06/2016
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Comment Ranking:#13107
Highest Content Rank:#8383
Highest Comment Rank:#8261
Content Thumbs: 315 total,  631 ,  316
Comment Thumbs: 662 total,  811 ,  149
Content Level Progress: 50% (5/10)
Level 31 Content: Peasant → Level 32 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 30% (3/10)
Level 157 Comments: Faptastic → Level 158 Comments: Faptastic
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Content Views:38845
Total Comments Made:326
FJ Points:906

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#34 - I don't think you can. Pretty sure the company who made these …  [+] (21 replies) 02/23/2016 on Admin's FJ girlfriend +3
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#39 - closotezuka (02/23/2016) [-]
fuck

I'm sad I missed that, I would've bought one in a heartbeat.
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#92 - alexandervascus (02/24/2016) [-]
www.hobbyheart.com/monster-musume-meter-miia-dakimakura-hugging-pillow-cover-p-3334.html


Shhh, take it, they're still being made and since they sold so well back in stock.
I'm too poor and pleb to own Daki pillows but I can feel better that you might
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#118 - closotezuka (02/24/2016) [-]
thank you so much...
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#126 - alexandervascus (02/24/2016) [-]
You're welcome
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#54 - niimajneb (02/23/2016) [-]
I was about to say "Who would readily have that much money to spend on a body pillow" but then I realised it's you closo
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#57 - closotezuka (02/23/2016) [-]
DO I KNOW YOU
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#58 - niimajneb (02/23/2016) [-]
yes
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#59 - closotezuka (02/23/2016) [-]
i dont think i do tbh
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#60 - niimajneb (02/23/2016) [-]
you know someone who's had my dick in them hint: read the last 3 letters of my name backwards
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#61 - closotezuka (02/23/2016) [-]
wow he sure does get around
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#63 - niimajneb (02/23/2016) [-]
uwotm8
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#64 - closotezuka (02/23/2016) [-]
what
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#65 - niimajneb (02/23/2016) [-]
are we thinking of the same person here i'm talking about thycupcake, it's ben, her boyfriend
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#66 - closotezuka (02/23/2016) [-]
yes we are

i called him a slut
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#68 - niimajneb (02/23/2016) [-]
but i'm only like his second partner
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#69 - closotezuka (02/23/2016) [-]
nah man im just kidding with you

how do u know me tho its not like i talk to ben very often
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#70 - niimajneb (02/23/2016) [-]
why did you just refer to me in the second person

also me and thy totes talk shit about you behind you back all the time
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#71 - closotezuka (02/23/2016) [-]
OH YOU ARE BEN

I THOUGHT YOU WERE SOMEONE WHO KNEW BEN

i am embarassed.
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#72 - niimajneb (02/23/2016) [-]
???? i told you to look at the last 3 letters of my name backwards didn't i? which reads ben
#125 - coldcuts (02/24/2016) [-]
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#73 - closotezuka (02/23/2016) [-]
Yes but you said

"you know someone who's had my dick in them"

i assumed you were someone who dicked ben
#24 - Dude look again..... that chart is clearly labeled as HOURS  [+] (1 reply) 02/22/2016 on The More You Know 0
#25 - gearmachine (02/22/2016) [-]
**gearmachine used "*roll picture*"**
**gearmachine rolled image**Oh well I'm retarded...my bad
#95 - Picture 01/17/2016 on germany +2
#70 - Not sure if this is the original but it appears to be the whol…  [+] (2 replies) 01/10/2016 on judas 0
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#236 - lebarricuda (01/11/2016) [-]
thanks though
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#235 - lebarricuda (01/11/2016) [-]
Nah, someone said this political comic was based off an actually event that happened a few days ago in Germany.
#10 - pretty sure 2 is Otome Dori  [+] (6 replies) 01/04/2016 on champ +2
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#11 - dorg (01/04/2016) [-]
No it is not. It is a weird one. In the scene they were shoving hard boiled eggs up her ass. Can't check up the name right now although.
#15 - zalda (01/04/2016) [-]
Thats a long "Right now"
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#19 - dorg (01/04/2016) [-]
nr 2 is Kyuuketsuki
nr 3 is Rance

>>#15
>>#10
>>#2
HAPPY NOW?
#20 - zalda (01/04/2016) [-]
I was already happy, just trying to help out a pervert!

Life is good, no?
#21 - dorg (01/04/2016) [-]
Life is ok I guess
I was just joking with the "HAPPY NOW?" ;) Source shall be given to those we request it.
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#22 - dorg (01/04/2016) [-]
who*
It is 4:30 here in the night, cut me some slack
#5 - In cs:go you can normally get most of the server to do it. But…  [+] (1 reply) 11/25/2015 on War, War never changes +8
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#7 - xenriath (11/25/2015) [-]
yea. sometimes you can get em vote kicked though, so at least theres that