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#10 - You think i hadn't tried that? it doesnt turn up  [+] (8 new replies) 07/20/2014 on this needs no title 0
#12 - doktorwhat (07/20/2014) [-]
I literally typed "pink hair fake taxi" into the google search engine and it was literally the first result.
#11 - doktorwhat (07/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #13 - applesaucers (07/20/2014) [-]
CAll bull shit on your search terms becaause searching those terms does not get you that video im looking at the results right now. This is reinforced by the fact that the given search terms arent in the title or tags of the video.
#14 - doktorwhat (07/20/2014) [-]
perhaps use an incognito window? Then the results aren't based on your previous searches or even your location.

www.google.com/search?q=pink+hair+fake+taxi
User avatar #15 - applesaucers (07/20/2014) [-]
Strange that google finds it with those terms but if you use those terms on the actually site you dont get shit. And i swear i tried these exact terms last time this post got posted and it didnt turn up shit and that was just a few eeks ago. And yes i was using private browsing both times
#16 - doktorwhat (07/20/2014) [-]
I'm pretty much a professional internet user as I develop web software/web sites since 1998 (and professionally [officially] since 2004).
User avatar #17 - applesaucers (07/20/2014) [-]
Ya dont get to full of yourself web development is easy. All you did was get lucky with the right search terms to find some porn
#19 - doktorwhat (07/20/2014) [-]
a) it's a joke well, it's true, but sounding like a dick was on purpose and not to be taken seriously.
b) the individual elements of web development are perhaps easy (HTML, CSS, JavaScript, PHP, Java), but writing search engines, hacking video-conversion software, porting GIS conversion tools between languages, designing cross-platform cross-browser backwards-compatible responsive and performant sites/pieces of web software gives one insight on how to approach internet-related problems with confidence.

I happen to know, for instance, that while google takes into account the title and description given in the meta tags, the actual content plays a large role in search ranking. There is very little content on most pron sites, so the comments often help the ranking out. So I'm sure the top 100 search results all matched "fake taxi" in the title, and "pink hair" or even just "pink" would match people in the comments )"I'd love to cum in her pink hair") or if I got lucky it'd be in the title ("pink haired bitch gets fucked in fake taxi").

Next, private browsing is important, as my location and personal search history can influence results. Lastly, the release date is important. When searching for something quite common, we might want to advanced search for a certain time period. For instance: when I want to research the newest responsive design topics, I search for "responsive design patterns". However, I will likely get a lot of results from 2008-2010, as those pages have been viewed often and google gives them a higher rank due to credibility and multiple visits. But I've likely already read those sites and the information is no longer relevant. So - I have to search for results only in the last month or so.

Another handy trick is to search google like this: "sitename.com search terms". Google simply has the best search algorithm out there and can be loads better than individual search engines.

I hope that makes sense. Peace + love.
#8 - Anyone able to find the pink haired chicks video? last time i …  [+] (10 new replies) 07/20/2014 on this needs no title 0
#9 - doktorwhat (07/20/2014) [-]
youporn dot com. pink hair fake taxi. problem solved.
User avatar #10 - applesaucers (07/20/2014) [-]
You think i hadn't tried that? it doesnt turn up
#12 - doktorwhat (07/20/2014) [-]
I literally typed "pink hair fake taxi" into the google search engine and it was literally the first result.
#11 - doktorwhat (07/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #13 - applesaucers (07/20/2014) [-]
CAll bull shit on your search terms becaause searching those terms does not get you that video im looking at the results right now. This is reinforced by the fact that the given search terms arent in the title or tags of the video.
#14 - doktorwhat (07/20/2014) [-]
perhaps use an incognito window? Then the results aren't based on your previous searches or even your location.

www.google.com/search?q=pink+hair+fake+taxi
User avatar #15 - applesaucers (07/20/2014) [-]
Strange that google finds it with those terms but if you use those terms on the actually site you dont get shit. And i swear i tried these exact terms last time this post got posted and it didnt turn up shit and that was just a few eeks ago. And yes i was using private browsing both times
#16 - doktorwhat (07/20/2014) [-]
I'm pretty much a professional internet user as I develop web software/web sites since 1998 (and professionally [officially] since 2004).
User avatar #17 - applesaucers (07/20/2014) [-]
Ya dont get to full of yourself web development is easy. All you did was get lucky with the right search terms to find some porn
#19 - doktorwhat (07/20/2014) [-]
a) it's a joke well, it's true, but sounding like a dick was on purpose and not to be taken seriously.
b) the individual elements of web development are perhaps easy (HTML, CSS, JavaScript, PHP, Java), but writing search engines, hacking video-conversion software, porting GIS conversion tools between languages, designing cross-platform cross-browser backwards-compatible responsive and performant sites/pieces of web software gives one insight on how to approach internet-related problems with confidence.

I happen to know, for instance, that while google takes into account the title and description given in the meta tags, the actual content plays a large role in search ranking. There is very little content on most pron sites, so the comments often help the ranking out. So I'm sure the top 100 search results all matched "fake taxi" in the title, and "pink hair" or even just "pink" would match people in the comments )"I'd love to cum in her pink hair") or if I got lucky it'd be in the title ("pink haired bitch gets fucked in fake taxi").

Next, private browsing is important, as my location and personal search history can influence results. Lastly, the release date is important. When searching for something quite common, we might want to advanced search for a certain time period. For instance: when I want to research the newest responsive design topics, I search for "responsive design patterns". However, I will likely get a lot of results from 2008-2010, as those pages have been viewed often and google gives them a higher rank due to credibility and multiple visits. But I've likely already read those sites and the information is no longer relevant. So - I have to search for results only in the last month or so.

Another handy trick is to search google like this: "sitename.com search terms". Google simply has the best search algorithm out there and can be loads better than individual search engines.

I hope that makes sense. Peace + love.
#45 - I come bearing sauce though as you may have guessed it is … 07/20/2014 on Chaika's 0
#44 - I come bearing sauce i warn you though it is a hentai so by no… 07/20/2014 on Chaika's 0
#9 - I'm 95% sure thats cold water to its be black in the winter ma…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/10/2014 on Definite Want +39
User avatar #95 - babyanalraper (06/10/2014) [-]
But black emits heat faster than red does.
#10 - samoaspider (06/10/2014) [-]
good point, the water probably cools the paint down
#5 - And Dark souls 2 new game was just a tutorial for Ng+ 06/01/2014 on DARK SOULS +4
#21 - Pretty sure #1 is ******** . My Japanese teacher a… 05/15/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 34 0
#32 - It was ruled in america at least that as long as it doesn't de… 05/09/2014 on Now, that's what I call art! -1
#10 - Sauce on this?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/08/2014 on None shall stop the conquest. +1
#28 - Womens Study Major (05/08/2014) [-]
Ao Nanami from Yozakura Quartet: Hana No Uta Episodes
#11 - altari (05/08/2014) [-]
Yozakura Quartet.
#17 - mhmm psycho loli's murdering people with the story resetting e…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2014 on birthday cake 0
User avatar #20 - HAMMATIMEZ (04/29/2014) [-]
The new realities are explained in the second season if you watched it through to there.
User avatar #21 - HAMMATIMEZ (04/29/2014) [-]
The changing realities also stop after the first season and it becomes linear if I'm remembering correctly
#10 - higurashi no naku koro ni  [+] (4 new replies) 04/29/2014 on birthday cake +1
#16 - trevanman (04/29/2014) [-]
sounds familiar.

psychos? chicks killing each other?
that kinda stuff?
User avatar #17 - applesaucers (04/29/2014) [-]
mhmm psycho loli's murdering people with the story resetting every few episodes to go down a different path because it was based off a game. Personally i never really cared for it them restarting every 4 episodes or so drove me nuts
User avatar #20 - HAMMATIMEZ (04/29/2014) [-]
The new realities are explained in the second season if you watched it through to there.
User avatar #21 - HAMMATIMEZ (04/29/2014) [-]
The changing realities also stop after the first season and it becomes linear if I'm remembering correctly
#12 - Took like 30 seconds to find.... 04/21/2014 on Tumboner -1
#26 - In gen 1 it wasn't an auto chance it had a very small chance o…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2014 on TPP shenanigans -1
User avatar #28 - inyerfase (03/10/2014) [-]
THIS IS A QUOTE "I know because it's what UPC says and it's what the reference in the article says. Also because I have read the relevant code in both Diamond and HeartGold, and I can tell you that the Master Ball is simply not implemented in the way you suggest.
KurosakisTwin, it does not require "a lot more code", just a couple lines—a small if statement—and is what any sane programmer would do.
And here is something to think about: the lowest catch rate has been 3 since the beginning, way back in Red and Blue, when a completely different algorithm was used. --amagicalme 07:33, 21 August 2010 (UTC)
Even UPC and the reference have their sources (which might be false), and even if they aren't, no matter how it's actually calculated in the games' codes, the Master Ball works without fail, so the statements on UPC don't necessarily indicate the actual calculations"



summativly, never was a possibl for fail. EVER.
#1330 - **applesaucers rolls 225** 03/02/2014 on pokemon game 0
#1328 - **applesaucers rolls 755**  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2014 on pokemon game 0
User avatar #1330 - applesaucers (03/02/2014) [-]
**applesaucers rolls 225**
#1327 - **applesaucers rolls 872**  [+] (2 new replies) 03/02/2014 on pokemon game 0
User avatar #1328 - applesaucers (03/02/2014) [-]
**applesaucers rolls 755**
User avatar #1330 - applesaucers (03/02/2014) [-]
**applesaucers rolls 225**
#1326 - **applesaucers rolls 953**  [+] (3 new replies) 03/02/2014 on pokemon game 0
User avatar #1327 - applesaucers (03/02/2014) [-]
**applesaucers rolls 872**
User avatar #1328 - applesaucers (03/02/2014) [-]
**applesaucers rolls 755**
User avatar #1330 - applesaucers (03/02/2014) [-]
**applesaucers rolls 225**
#16 - It was a very stupid and ridiculously difficult game that got … 02/09/2014 on It's over. 0
#168 - League of legends and FFXIV , Personally i think league could … 02/09/2014 on pick two.. 0
#41 - Rule number 3....  [+] (2 new replies) 02/07/2014 on Creepy Hide and Seek 0
User avatar #116 - whatdafuq (02/07/2014) [-]
So the ghost gets more powerfull up until that point where it starts kicking your doors in. Anyways - what happens if you play it in a flat? Is the hole house now the playground or just the flat?
#120 - likeallthecomments (02/07/2014) [-]
**likeallthecomments rolled a random image posted in comment #278 at goddamn it apple ** also curious about this, like 6 other people live in my house. and we go no bathtub, but i suppose a sink would do just fine.
#8 - Comment deleted 02/07/2014 on Still havent finished... -1
#2 - Sauce?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2014 on l8 4 sql 0
#3 - saucefinder (02/04/2014) [-]
i come bearing sauce
KANNAGI EPISODE 7
22 minutes and 41 seconds in
www.chia-anime.com/kannagi/watch-kannagi-episode-7.html
#16 - You can still body block and make it difficult to click on you…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/15/2014 on thank you riot +1
User avatar #17 - browniez (01/15/2014) [-]
ah ok, so i guess their adc just really sucked an clicking the lantern xD
#14 - Straight from the patch notes "Giving Thresh’s lan…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/15/2014 on thank you riot 0
User avatar #15 - browniez (01/15/2014) [-]
ok wtf, im 99,9% sure i had already downloaded the patch and yet it still worked o.O
User avatar #16 - applesaucers (01/15/2014) [-]
You can still body block and make it difficult to click on you can do the same thing with big champs to small ones like chogath can make it difficult to click an annie if they stand on top or each other. But you used to be able to make it literally impossible to click because you could place a unit over it and your mouse would always click the unit instead of the non unit lantern. Now the lantern is actually a unit that occupies space so this isn't possible anymore.
User avatar #17 - browniez (01/15/2014) [-]
ah ok, so i guess their adc just really sucked an clicking the lantern xD
#12 - Except that this was not riot's intent when designing the skil…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/15/2014 on thank you riot 0
User avatar #13 - browniez (01/15/2014) [-]
you sure?, cos i just played a game about an hour ago against a thresh and we were able to bodyblock it quite a few times, granted not every time but still (post patch)
User avatar #14 - applesaucers (01/15/2014) [-]
Straight from the patch notes
"Giving Thresh’s lantern a small collision radius means that he can’t cover things like minions or wards to prevent enemies from clicking them. Similarly, this also means that minions can’t accidentally cover up a lantern, and that enemies can’t block Thresh’s lantern with a bunch of wards. Instead, Thresh’s lantern will now slightly push units out of the way when it’s thrown on top of them – or if the unit can’t be moved (ie: wards or champions), Thresh’s lantern will land beside them and champions won’t be able to walk directly on top of it. Click that lantern!"
User avatar #15 - browniez (01/15/2014) [-]
ok wtf, im 99,9% sure i had already downloaded the patch and yet it still worked o.O
User avatar #16 - applesaucers (01/15/2014) [-]
You can still body block and make it difficult to click on you can do the same thing with big champs to small ones like chogath can make it difficult to click an annie if they stand on top or each other. But you used to be able to make it literally impossible to click because you could place a unit over it and your mouse would always click the unit instead of the non unit lantern. Now the lantern is actually a unit that occupies space so this isn't possible anymore.
User avatar #17 - browniez (01/15/2014) [-]
ah ok, so i guess their adc just really sucked an clicking the lantern xD
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