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Date Signed Up:6/03/2012
Last Login:3/31/2015
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Content Ranking:#602
Comment Ranking:#966
Highest Content Rank:#605
Highest Comment Rank:#778
Content Thumbs: 17961 total,  19211 ,  1250
Comment Thumbs: 9821 total,  10438 ,  617
Content Level Progress: 53.3% (533/1000)
Level 216 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 217 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 68.99% (69/100)
Level 278 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 279 Comments: Ninja Pirate
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Content Views:566179
Times Content Favorited:923 times
Total Comments Made:884
FJ Points:24516

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#16 - M'aileron  [+] (3 new replies) 01/07/2015 on how euphoric can you be +128
#82 - lamarisagoodname (01/07/2015) [-]
BLESSED SKY, HEAVEN AND EARTH THAT'S GLORIOUS
User avatar #68 - ugoboom (01/07/2015) [-]
>War Thunder
you get my thumb
User avatar #17 - giffythetoad (01/07/2015) [-]
This is awesome.
#15 - Dang-it Bobby 01/07/2015 on Bomb it Boston +7
#3 - Picture 01/06/2015 on It's a Condom Ok +1
#17 - Grover, stop devouring the universe 01/06/2015 on Summin aint right 0
#3 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2015 on ayy +23
User avatar #10 - feindmachines (01/06/2015) [-]
shut.
#1 - Picture 01/04/2015 on YOU MUST PASS THROUGH THE... 0
#1 - I'm fat, and fat acceptance is the biggest load of *******…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/04/2015 on Tumblr Trigger comp +91
#161 - Thundergod (01/05/2015) [-]
Related because shit being drawn on things.
#160 - duckwith (01/05/2015) [-]
The guy on the left
#134 - shutyourpiehole (01/05/2015) [-]
This guy just lost all of his faith in humanity.
User avatar #129 - peanutpwner (01/05/2015) [-]
ditto
User avatar #70 - sketchysketchist (01/05/2015) [-]
I'm sorry but that's a shitty analogy.

A banana with apple written on it isn't a fair comparison of a fat women with beautiful written all over it. Because being an apple is a fact, while being beautiful is an opinion.

A more logical comparison would be a banana with the phrase "I am the most delicious fruit you'll ever eat", because that is an opinion. Not a fact.

That and because I prefer apples and if you tell me to love banana's because all fruit are beautiful, I'll tell you to go fuck yourself and to call me when you make banana nut muffins or some shit that's actually decent.
User avatar #100 - sebalt (01/05/2015) [-]
except shes fucking ugly
User avatar #184 - sketchysketchist (01/05/2015) [-]
Read my comment.
Beauty is an opinion.
I think she's fucking ugly, looks like a god damn beached whale, and needs to cover her cellulite ridden body.
But someone somewhere will look at her and think, "DAMN! Give me a piece of that!".

Her writing beautiful all over her body isn't wrong, it's just an opinion that we can dispute but the result will always be "Some people say yes, others say no".
Apple written all over it is not the same. Because an apple is a fact. No one ever questions if the food they ate was an apple or banana. We know.
This argument is invalid because she's not saying something stupider like, "I am not fat. I am thin. I am healthy. I weigh only 120.".
#23 - devexx (01/05/2015) [-]
Yep, as am I, however you don't deserve to be outright shamed unless you're being an asshole (such as the tumblrfats trying to convince everyone that they are curvy not fat)
#19 - qosfortyone (01/05/2015) [-]
the guy in left corner trying to stifle his giggling
#17 - Whats the name of that song? 01/04/2015 on Good Music 0
#75 - Oh my ******* god, that is legit the hardest I've ever … 01/04/2015 on look at it -1
#588 - I love you. Please marry me  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2015 on Sexy Voice Requests 0
User avatar #590 - hankhillofthe (01/02/2015) [-]
#152 - I want to paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/02/2015 on Sexy Voice Requests +1
#230 - hankhillofthe (01/02/2015) [-]
User avatar #588 - applejackhf (01/02/2015) [-]
I love you. Please marry me
User avatar #590 - hankhillofthe (01/02/2015) [-]
#8 - Genuinely the first thing I've laughed at all day 01/02/2015 on Why? +1
#9 - Is that ******* Mitt Romney?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2015 on Join Now +2
#18 - ugoboom (01/02/2015) [-]
no it's mint romney
#25 - jdizzleoffthehizzl (01/02/2015) [-]
The Goose is Loose!
#63 - Oh god my sides 01/01/2015 on Lewd History +19
#46 - Maybe it's because I'm high, but I can't stop laughing at how … 01/01/2015 on Lewd History +6
#8 - Picture 12/31/2014 on When you accidentally... +7
#9 - TIGER KNEE 12/30/2014 on Femanazis Return +4
#9 - It's a KV-2  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2014 on advanced squating warfare +7
#19 - adzoh (12/29/2014) [-]
Stronk tank
#8 - I'm so ******* bored.... 12/27/2014 on The best or worst jobs +9
#5 - Goddamn those asses.... 12/25/2014 on Show me your monkey +17
#99 - Let me love you 12/25/2014 on It's happening 0
#3 - Thumbed 12/24/2014 on just a test. Please dont... 0
#2 - Damn, his life sucks.  [+] (6 new replies) 12/24/2014 on Spoiled +125
#26 - girrafalopegis (12/25/2014) [-]
yfw these gifs and webms have less lag than real life
User avatar #23 - ianosity (12/25/2014) [-]
Damn, all gifs should be this smooth.
User avatar #22 - nintendolover (12/25/2014) [-]
Is that GIF even real?
#18 - anonymous (12/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #6 - wonderboyxd (12/24/2014) [-]
Is the gif 60 FPS?
User avatar #4 - serhiy (12/24/2014) [-]
holy shit that gif is so smooth.
#4 - Picture 12/23/2014 on Anon's childhood story. +167
#6 - The ******* head on legs killed me 12/23/2014 on Maniacquin +2

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User avatar #5 to #4 - applejackhf ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
You are my hero
#1 - evilicious (11/30/2013) [-]
YOUR COMMENT VIRGINITY IS MINE!
#2 to #1 - applejackhf ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
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