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Date Signed Up:6/03/2012
Last Login:12/25/2014
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#11 - Picture 01/03/2014 on dookie dookie +6
#11 - You can finger A minor. I'm not even sorry  [+] (20 new replies) 01/02/2014 on Tumblr Self Esteem Raiser Comp +883
#257 - toastandbananas (01/03/2014) [-]
did you really get that many thumbs for that joke
#241 - kaboomz (01/03/2014) [-]
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#227 - bemmo (01/03/2014) [-]
Oh God that was perfect
#225 - decayingapple has deleted their comment.
#215 - pianomanfornoone (01/03/2014) [-]
what. (Bo Burnham FULL SHOW HD)

Sauce on that glorious pun is at 32:04. Watch the whole thing if possible. Bo Burnham is one creative classy and cunt punchin motherfucker
#213 - lamarisagoodname (01/03/2014) [-]
some good shit here
User avatar #188 - theissf (01/03/2014) [-]
I'm at that point of laughing where I sound like an autistic seal. Thank you.
#264 - anonymous (01/03/2014) [-]
How can you be sure that seals can be autistic?
User avatar #182 - jaggedherp (01/03/2014) [-]
Don't be
User avatar #162 - hydraetis (01/03/2014) [-]
Good. There is nothing shameful about the pun.
User avatar #146 - thevsamovies (01/03/2014) [-]
Yes!!!!! I was expecting that typical "I'm so sorry" bullshit but you pulled through man!
i love you
#117 - whatugawkinat (01/03/2014) [-]
The last time I put my fingers on A minor, I ended up getting A Major fine. I was in a lot of treble and was barred for quite some time. I left a whole note about my life while locked up, only to end it all jumping off a clef 5 months later.

+1 life points for me using my imagination.
#106 - furiousmarshmellow (01/03/2014) [-]
#71 - powellrebecca (01/03/2014) [-]
#68 - derpinathebadass (01/03/2014) [-]
He can also play the guitar.
#60 - anonymous (01/03/2014) [-]
Yes hello Oficer. Applejackhf said I can do it.
#44 - razoriswin (01/03/2014) [-]
I once broke a G-String fingering A Minor.
User avatar #277 - whatugawkinat (01/03/2014) [-]
You can never be too picky. You really have to pull-off your best moves to hammer-on a fair deal with those things. I usually try and get myself amped up keep a close watch on my tone as to not sound too desperate.

I'll stop now
User avatar #260 - silasersej (01/03/2014) [-]
Imagine going to the music store with a broken G string

"Hi, I'd like to buy a G string"
And then the cashier just gives you the look
#38 - dilophosaurus (01/02/2014) [-]
#8 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2014 on yes again +56
#94 - otroviciado (01/02/2014) [-]
#15 - Picture 01/02/2014 on next year will be ours +4
#34 - The last one reminds me of this girl in my class who continuou… 01/02/2014 on One of my favourite... 0
#271 - Please die. 01/02/2014 on Mah heart be getting dum feels +5
#320 - That grandpa is alpha as **** . 12/29/2013 on Cringe Comp Part 2 +1
#246 - "Itsa me, Mario!" - Link, from Call of Duty: Bad Company 12/28/2013 on Memorable Game Quotes +1
#10 - Relevant  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2013 on One can not stop the progress +3
User avatar #17 - nevolmon (12/22/2013) [-]
I wish my computer had a steering wheel
#10 - Uruguay made me laugh  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2013 on Hats - A Legacy +30
User avatar #18 - treepump (12/22/2013) [-]
Uruguay?

More like, u r gay

I'm sorry
#64 - It is not nearly as good as the 5S. Sorry. 12/20/2013 on If phones were games 0
#6 - I laughed harder than I should have 12/18/2013 on Dobby? +4
#121 - Sack AS-6 12/15/2013 on Nazi Wonder Weapons PART 2 0
#38 - And then there's this. 12/15/2013 on Nazi Wonder Weapons PART 4 0
#65 - I don't care is this is fake. I lost my **** read…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2013 on the king of toys r us +2
#73 - sanguinesolitude (12/14/2013) [-]
your shit's FW you lost it
#13 - This thing.....  [+] (3 new replies) 12/14/2013 on Nazi Wonder Weapons PART 2 +15
User avatar #120 - niggastolemyname (12/15/2013) [-]
what is it dammnit
User avatar #121 - applejackhf (12/15/2013) [-]
Sack AS-6
User avatar #64 - jacksipian (12/15/2013) [-]
is a picture.
#54 - Mfw OP isn't lying 12/13/2013 on Fallout 0
#21 - +1 for you, sir 12/13/2013 on It really should be 0
#140 - I was expecting this to be posted. +1 for you. 12/12/2013 on Colonel Turtle 0
#55 - Picture 12/12/2013 on Children are Fucking... +7
#108 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2013 on Fuck sluts 0
User avatar #110 - pivotmasterdm (12/12/2013) [-]
xDDDD
#106 - Oh look, you actually posted proof, and Google backsearch does…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/12/2013 on Fuck sluts 0
User avatar #107 - pivotmasterdm (12/12/2013) [-]
Haters gonna hate
#108 - applejackhf (12/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #110 - pivotmasterdm (12/12/2013) [-]
xDDDD
#104 - An eye for an eye? That is not an eye for an eye. If it was, y…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/11/2013 on Fuck sluts 0
User avatar #105 - pivotmasterdm (12/11/2013) [-]
I did post pictures. Take a look at the stickied comment
User avatar #106 - applejackhf (12/12/2013) [-]
Oh look, you actually posted proof, and Google backsearch doesn't come up with anything. Congratulations, you are a massive chode for doing what you did.
User avatar #107 - pivotmasterdm (12/12/2013) [-]
Haters gonna hate
#108 - applejackhf (12/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #110 - pivotmasterdm (12/12/2013) [-]
xDDDD
#66 - Just because she gave him the pictures, does not mean she want…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/11/2013 on Fuck sluts 0
User avatar #68 - mrkek (12/11/2013) [-]
Sure. But that doesnt prove that he was the one who posted them on the walls in his school
User avatar #70 - mrkek (12/11/2013) [-]
Also, if making a fake account is all he needs to do, to get naked pictures, then she's probably pretty easy..

I wonder how old this is and if she drank bleach.
#60 - I have a few problems regarding the legitimacy of this story …  [+] (16 new replies) 12/11/2013 on Fuck sluts +20
User avatar #101 - pivotmasterdm (12/11/2013) [-]
1. stupid people do stupid things
2. I did ask, all I got was a small cuban girl yelling at me that I was a faggot
3. An eye for an eye.
4. I denied everything that happened and deleted the account the second I got the pictures
#104 - applejackhf (12/11/2013) [-]
An eye for an eye? That is not an eye for an eye. If it was, you would have filmed her sleeping on the bus and posted it. Distributing someones nudes is just fucking evil, and not even on the same level as what she did. That would be like you coming to my house, you stealing one of my phone chargers, and then me stabbing you to death with a meat cleaver. What am I going to say to the cops? "Oh it was an eye for an eye." That's not an eye for an eye, dipshit. You're a douche, there's no other way of putting it. If this is real, and you actually did this, I sincerely hope you die in a pool of flaming horse semen.

-1/10, post pics or it didn't happen, faggot.
User avatar #105 - pivotmasterdm (12/11/2013) [-]
I did post pictures. Take a look at the stickied comment
User avatar #106 - applejackhf (12/12/2013) [-]
Oh look, you actually posted proof, and Google backsearch doesn't come up with anything. Congratulations, you are a massive chode for doing what you did.
User avatar #107 - pivotmasterdm (12/12/2013) [-]
Haters gonna hate
#108 - applejackhf (12/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #110 - pivotmasterdm (12/12/2013) [-]
xDDDD
#67 - dandamanzx (12/11/2013) [-]
So in other words...
#93 - MaritLage (12/11/2013) [-]
dumping
#94 - MaritLage (12/11/2013) [-]
#96 - MaritLage (12/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #65 - mrkek (12/11/2013) [-]
If she chose to give him pictures of herself while she's naked - then theres nothing the police can do against him.
He didnt post the pictures on facebook, meaning they cant lead it back to him.

User avatar #66 - applejackhf (12/11/2013) [-]
Just because she gave him the pictures, does not mean she wants them going around, unless she is a total slut and does not care about her reputation. He claims that she sent them over Facebook, which, I am assuming means private chat. The police can get those chat logs from his fake profile, even if they are deleted from the chat.
User avatar #68 - mrkek (12/11/2013) [-]
Sure. But that doesnt prove that he was the one who posted them on the walls in his school
User avatar #70 - mrkek (12/11/2013) [-]
Also, if making a fake account is all he needs to do, to get naked pictures, then she's probably pretty easy..

I wonder how old this is and if she drank bleach.
User avatar #62 - thegrimgenius (12/11/2013) [-]
Well, while that's all correct, there's way to avoid number four. (I.E. Other persons computer/library's even though library's usually require sign-ins with your card)
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User avatar #5 to #4 - applejackhf ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
You are my hero
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YOUR COMMENT VIRGINITY IS MINE!
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