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#2 - kinda like thumbing down top content 11/03/2013 on Mad paint skillz +2
#47 - i dunno when you disrespect a bros hoes prepare for a brodown  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2013 on High School 0
User avatar #49 - lyiat (11/02/2013) [-]
Bros don't demand the blood sacrifice of a woman least they destroy an entire city. Unless you consider someone like the Joker as a bro.
#21 - Poseidon truly is Broseidon he'll help your ass with a sex…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/02/2013 on High School +8
User avatar #45 - lyiat (11/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, we're going to completely ignore that Poseidon sent Cetus to destroy Æthiopia because a queen said her daughter was more beautiful than the ruddy sea nymphs. Poseidon was just as much of a hubristic asshole as the other gods.
User avatar #47 - apocalypticburrito (11/02/2013) [-]
i dunno when you disrespect a bros hoes
prepare for a brodown
User avatar #49 - lyiat (11/02/2013) [-]
Bros don't demand the blood sacrifice of a woman least they destroy an entire city. Unless you consider someone like the Joker as a bro.
#7 - its common place to believe Megavillle is the same destroyed v… 11/01/2013 on Bubbles tried to stop this 0
#32 - USA is more like the rebellious child Canada's the good ch… 10/31/2013 on U.S EH +6
#62 - if this is what i think it is, they are miss Korea's i thi… 10/27/2013 on asian girl group +3
#5 - whats this about free stuff in the comments? 10/26/2013 on Admin does what he wants +1
#3 - this would make a really good movie id watch the **… 10/26/2013 on Real Happy Endings +1
#13 - easy mode? ****** casuals  [+] (6 new replies) 10/26/2013 on (untitled) +27
#17 - unlimitedsmoof (10/27/2013) [-]
>plays minecraft
>complains about casuals
#20 - lgninjaleetful has deleted their comment.
#23 - tehtrollface (10/27/2013) [-]
#21 - anonymous (10/27/2013) [-]
"potentially"

Really?
User avatar #16 - produktr (10/27/2013) [-]
Peacefull..
#14 - tetroll (10/26/2013) [-]
"Minecraft"
#14 - yeah for kids 10/26/2013 on Ghey +2
#13 - be happy as **** zyzz is back from the dead and h…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/25/2013 on Obligatory +6
User avatar #16 - stuartbewbzz (10/25/2013) [-]
We're all gonna make it brah.
#9 - yeah **** bowser godzilla is king 10/25/2013 on Well played Mario... +3
#27 - im so glad Russian have learned how to use cameras it has …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2013 on Awesome Pyramid +13
User avatar #102 - welliguessitsaname (10/24/2013) [-]
That platypus bear is pooping money!
#5 - damn id watch the **** out of that 10/23/2013 on I would watch. +1
#30 - there is also a point in the final battle while they are in th… 10/22/2013 on Seven Man Of Steel Easter Eggs 0
#233 - dude its tea, dont over think it PG and other basic brands… 10/22/2013 on British Problems 0
#231 - my biscuit breaking that's a real nightmare(also a huge pa… 10/22/2013 on British Problems +1
#42 - liquid, gas now all we need is a solid way to kill millions  [+] (2 new replies) 10/21/2013 on Seems alright. +1
#44 - bunehkilla (10/21/2013) [-]
Pretty sure fast food is taking care of that one...
User avatar #43 - lokiwins (10/21/2013) [-]
DEATH BY SNU-SNU!
#79 - that does sound like a good story 10/20/2013 on Avatar Revelations Part 5 0
#71 - yeah it would kinda take from the awesomeness of the avatar if…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/20/2013 on Avatar Revelations Part 5 0
#72 - kapkap (10/20/2013) [-]
actually i think it has great potential for an extremely interesting story, just as the avatar is half spirit half human, what if someone else was allowed by the spirits to bend even just one more element, but at great risk when obtaining that power. im currently reading an avatar fanfic called embers that works around this premiss, havnt finished it yet but from what i have read i highly recommend it if you cant get enough avatar awesomeness
User avatar #79 - apocalypticburrito (10/20/2013) [-]
that does sound like a good story
#69 - i guess that's why if you die in the avatar state, when the av… 10/20/2013 on Avatar Revelations Part 5 +1
#64 - he would not degrade him self to human help plus hes a dick 10/20/2013 on Avatar Revelations Part 5 +1
#63 - no human can control all four elements the first avatar ha…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/20/2013 on Avatar Revelations Part 5 0
#70 - kapkap (10/20/2013) [-]
have to say i love having a reason for why no one else can perform more than one element of bending
User avatar #71 - apocalypticburrito (10/20/2013) [-]
yeah it would kinda take from the awesomeness of the avatar if anyone could be one
#72 - kapkap (10/20/2013) [-]
actually i think it has great potential for an extremely interesting story, just as the avatar is half spirit half human, what if someone else was allowed by the spirits to bend even just one more element, but at great risk when obtaining that power. im currently reading an avatar fanfic called embers that works around this premiss, havnt finished it yet but from what i have read i highly recommend it if you cant get enough avatar awesomeness
User avatar #79 - apocalypticburrito (10/20/2013) [-]
that does sound like a good story
#39 - from what i can tell it should be worth it i mean it will … 10/20/2013 on The elder scrolls online. 0
#40 - actually yes he looks like mako would be a decedent ooo fu… 10/20/2013 on Wan is best Avatar +1
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User avatar #21 to #20 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
no
#22 to #21 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]



yes


so what can i help you with my man
User avatar #23 to #22 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i just accidentally derped here
pls no kill i
User avatar #24 to #23 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
its cool man
you have a right to derp where you please
#25 to #24 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
is that so?
yay, is safe then?

User avatar #26 to #25 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
its totes safe
User avatar #27 to #26 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
you seems like a fine gentleman
i apologize for my imprudence act earlier

so, let's start over, shall we?
hello sir apocalypticburito, how is your day so far?
User avatar #28 to #27 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
pretty sweet i guess, same old stuff
how about you my good sir
User avatar #29 to #28 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i see, that's a relief
but, same old stuff? isnt it quite.,., stale?
doing same thing over and over. you should take some vacation once in awhile

as for me, things quite dandy if i must say for myself
thanks for asking
User avatar #30 to #29 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
oh no my good man no
i am a person who cannot do the same thing more than once,
i believe i am mentally incapable (i cant even watch a movie twice)
i like to make everyday different, its going quite well
have a merry Friday, fine stranger
User avatar #31 to #30 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i see, then you must be having trouble for everyday breathing, yes?
i feel sorry for you.

it's still thursday on asia region
User avatar #32 to #31 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
that's basic stuff
and as i said its just mental i don't like to repeat my self every breath is new air from a new place in a new time( i realize this logic is terrible flawed but whatever)
its Thursday here to but whats the point of saying have a good day when its almost over?
User avatar #33 to #32 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
**zameckis smirked**
hahaha alright"

hm.,., quite valid point, but still, what if to be said person will die before he/she sees the sun set?
User avatar #34 to #33 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
i think if you are dieing
your day isn't going good and it wont get better
User avatar #35 to #34 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
**zameckis clapping hands**
you managed to counter my mislead attempt with my own statement
congratulations.
#16 - anonymous (07/09/2013) [-]
you ****** bitch
User avatar #17 to #16 - apocalypticburrito (07/10/2013) [-]
?
im white bro
User avatar #7 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm just curious, how old are you? :3
User avatar #8 to #7 - apocalypticburrito (06/15/2013) [-]
im 17 btw
User avatar #9 to #8 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
Cool, I'm just curious, which school do you go to?
User avatar #10 to #9 - apocalypticburrito (06/15/2013) [-]
i used to go to dulwich
but now i got to yew wah
User avatar #11 to #10 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
**** , no way. I'm in Dulwich.
User avatar #12 to #11 - apocalypticburrito (06/15/2013) [-]
srsly
what class?
User avatar #13 to #12 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
....Wait you a dude or a girl?
User avatar #14 to #13 - apocalypticburrito (06/15/2013) [-]
im a dude
isnt that obvious?
User avatar #15 to #14 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm a girl.
User avatar #6 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
Hi.
Can we be friends? :3
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User avatar #4 - apocalypticburrito (04/24/2013) [-]
damn it
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