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apocalypticburrito

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Date Signed Up:10/28/2012
Last Login:7/05/2015
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Comment Ranking:#9251
Highest Content Rank:#5438
Highest Comment Rank:#469
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Level 75 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 76 Content: FJ Cultist
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Level 279 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 280 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
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Content Views:58095
Times Content Favorited:63 times
Total Comments Made:1796
FJ Points:8767
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latest user's comments

#47 - i don't think you need a gun he's probably just give it t… 11/27/2013 on WTF Fun Facts +3
#111 - that looks hitlarious 11/27/2013 on random hitler post 0
#11 - i get this a a joke and **** i laughed but that's a… 11/24/2013 on American vs British words +1
#3 - wow you are way to mad man clam your tits  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2013 on Troll Picks +1
#4 - Zefat (11/23/2013) [-]
#20 - Comment deleted 11/23/2013 on Collectables +1
#11 - yeah i heard it was one of the 3 that tried the car thing then…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2013 on Myspace (1) +1
#16 - mayoroftownsville (11/20/2013) [-]
That's right. He also managed to headshot both the Archduke and his wife through a thick crowd in only two shots with a pistol.
#127 - i like the tree idea its a nice way to go and you know you… 11/20/2013 on Maybe not that crazy... 0
#26 - that lava looks stoned 11/20/2013 on Trying to make pizza... 0
#3 - that is the smoothest thing i have seen since my dad went bald 11/18/2013 on Awkward Moment +3
#3 - the adventures of flap jack a small boy flapjack and his s…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2013 on The Misadventures of Flapjack 0
User avatar #7 - herosoldier (11/19/2013) [-]
Misadventures*
#10 - my god i thought i was alone  [+] (4 new replies) 11/17/2013 on girls +2
#11 - adu (11/17/2013) [-]
Fucking love legs more than tits OR ass!

allnamesrtaken , possiblydominator , let's discuss why legs are the superior feminine trait!
#13 - possiblydominator (11/17/2013) [-]
(Now if pure females wearing skirts is considered NSFW I dont fucking know what to think anymore)
#19 - adu (11/17/2013) [-]
Me personally?

Dem.
Fucking.
Thighs.
User avatar #20 - possiblydominator (11/17/2013) [-]
Can never go wrong with thighs
#7 - **** your maze i do what i want its not even … 11/16/2013 on title +1
#94 - he was dapper looking bear in a rain coata 11/07/2013 on Stories for children around... 0
#41 - its true and needed as most people will be up tight and mark d… 11/06/2013 on Numbers Mason 2 0
#57 - i think shes not totally deaf just old person cant really … 11/06/2013 on Hnnnnnnnf +1
#54 - its an ok show not even on the same level as avatar TLB … 11/04/2013 on stuff +1
#2 - kinda like thumbing down top content 11/03/2013 on Mad paint skillz +2
#47 - i dunno when you disrespect a bros hoes prepare for a brodown  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2013 on High School 0
User avatar #49 - lyiat (11/02/2013) [-]
Bros don't demand the blood sacrifice of a woman least they destroy an entire city. Unless you consider someone like the Joker as a bro.
#21 - Poseidon truly is Broseidon he'll help your ass with a sex…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/02/2013 on High School +8
User avatar #45 - lyiat (11/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, we're going to completely ignore that Poseidon sent Cetus to destroy Æthiopia because a queen said her daughter was more beautiful than the ruddy sea nymphs. Poseidon was just as much of a hubristic asshole as the other gods.
User avatar #47 - apocalypticburrito (11/02/2013) [-]
i dunno when you disrespect a bros hoes
prepare for a brodown
User avatar #49 - lyiat (11/02/2013) [-]
Bros don't demand the blood sacrifice of a woman least they destroy an entire city. Unless you consider someone like the Joker as a bro.
#7 - its common place to believe Megavillle is the same destroyed v… 11/01/2013 on Bubbles tried to stop this 0
#32 - USA is more like the rebellious child Canada's the good ch… 10/31/2013 on U.S EH +6
#62 - if this is what i think it is, they are miss Korea's i thi… 10/27/2013 on asian girl group +3
#5 - whats this about free stuff in the comments? 10/26/2013 on Admin does what he wants +1
#3 - this would make a really good movie id watch the **** … 10/26/2013 on Real Happy Endings +1
#13 - easy mode? ****** casuals  [+] (6 new replies) 10/26/2013 on (untitled) +27
#17 - unlimitedsmoof (10/27/2013) [-]
>plays minecraft
>complains about casuals
#20 - lgninjaleetful has deleted their comment.
#23 - tehtrollface (10/27/2013) [-]
#21 - John Cena (10/27/2013) [-]
"potentially"

Really?
User avatar #16 - produktr (10/27/2013) [-]
Peacefull..
#14 - tetroll (10/26/2013) [-]
"Minecraft"

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#20 to #19 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
hello there
User avatar #21 to #20 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
no
#22 to #21 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]



yes


so what can i help you with my man
User avatar #23 to #22 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i just accidentally derped here
pls no kill i
User avatar #24 to #23 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
its cool man
you have a right to derp where you please
#25 to #24 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
is that so?
yay, is safe then?

User avatar #26 to #25 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
its totes safe
User avatar #27 to #26 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
you seems like a fine gentleman
i apologize for my imprudence act earlier

so, let's start over, shall we?
hello sir apocalypticburito, how is your day so far?
User avatar #28 to #27 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
pretty sweet i guess, same old stuff
how about you my good sir
User avatar #29 to #28 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i see, that's a relief
but, same old stuff? isnt it quite.,., stale?
doing same thing over and over. you should take some vacation once in awhile

as for me, things quite dandy if i must say for myself
thanks for asking
User avatar #30 to #29 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
oh no my good man no
i am a person who cannot do the same thing more than once,
i believe i am mentally incapable (i cant even watch a movie twice)
i like to make everyday different, its going quite well
have a merry Friday, fine stranger
User avatar #31 to #30 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i see, then you must be having trouble for everyday breathing, yes?
i feel sorry for you.

it's still thursday on asia region
User avatar #32 to #31 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
that's basic stuff
and as i said its just mental i don't like to repeat my self every breath is new air from a new place in a new time( i realize this logic is terrible flawed but whatever)
its Thursday here to but whats the point of saying have a good day when its almost over?
User avatar #33 to #32 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
**zameckis smirked**
hahaha alright"

hm.,., quite valid point, but still, what if to be said person will die before he/she sees the sun set?
User avatar #34 to #33 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
i think if you are dieing
your day isn't going good and it wont get better
User avatar #35 to #34 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
**zameckis clapping hands**
you managed to counter my mislead attempt with my own statement
congratulations.
#16 - John Cena (07/09/2013) [-]
you ****** bitch
User avatar #17 to #16 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
?
im white bro
User avatar #7 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm just curious, how old are you? :3
User avatar #8 to #7 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
im 17 btw
User avatar #9 to #8 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
Cool, I'm just curious, which school do you go to?
User avatar #10 to #9 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
i used to go to dulwich
but now i got to yew wah
User avatar #11 to #10 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
**** , no way. I'm in Dulwich.
User avatar #12 to #11 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
srsly
what class?
User avatar #13 to #12 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
....Wait you a dude or a girl?
User avatar #14 to #13 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
im a dude
isnt that obvious?
User avatar #15 to #14 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm a girl.
User avatar #6 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
Hi.
Can we be friends? :3
#5 - amissingmouse has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #4 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
damn it
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