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#5 - i dunno if he had the same personality from blade 3,it cou… 12/07/2013 on No +1
#7 - woah im in shanghai now yeah shits bad man other places ha… 12/07/2013 on I mean really 0
#62 - its about time we got this anti-grav going hover boards ar…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2013 on Week in science this. +1
User avatar #69 - fuhardnamesucks (12/03/2013) [-]
Back to the future says 2015 so... hurry up
#25 - that whole learn a lesson thing is kinda lame 12/01/2013 on i dont get this 0
#17 - someone probably tried but you know didnt live to tell…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2013 on i dont get this 0
#20 - ronjeremysweiner (12/01/2013) [-]
i think that would make a cool side plot, some crazy scientist making a frankenstein out of four benders or something
#15 - meditation? bro its not gonna happen meditation wont a…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/01/2013 on i dont get this +1
#16 - ronjeremysweiner (12/01/2013) [-]
i guess, but i still find unbelievable no one has tried
User avatar #17 - apocalypticburrito (12/01/2013) [-]
someone probably tried
but you know
didnt live to tell the tale
#20 - ronjeremysweiner (12/01/2013) [-]
i think that would make a cool side plot, some crazy scientist making a frankenstein out of four benders or something
#7 - pretty basic stuff the chi flow required to bend two eleme…  [+] (18 new replies) 11/30/2013 on i dont get this +8
#35 - robbuck (12/29/2013) [-]
the first avatar didnt have raava's help until after he had mastered all 4 elements.
User avatar #36 - apocalypticburrito (12/29/2013) [-]
raava helped him switch elements
but he could not use them all at once till he was fully bonded to raava
#38 - robbuck (12/29/2013) [-]
he used airbending and firebending at teh same time without raava's help so im pretty sure he could use all 4 too
User avatar #39 - apocalypticburrito (12/29/2013) [-]
he could use two of them
but in order to use all four at once he would need her help
like the avatar can use all four, but only in the avatar state would they be able to use all four masterfully at once
#42 - robbuck (12/29/2013) [-]
so i think the answer is es, somone can have 2 bending powers at a time. i just think it will take a small genetic miracle. and then if it happened twice, could they have a baby with all 4 elements? possibly
User avatar #43 - apocalypticburrito (12/29/2013) [-]
maybe but he still had to have the lion turtles to unlock the elements
but there could be a very very very small chance
think of it as eye colour, if the element the person has is their eye colour(which is the real case if you look), one parent has blue, the other green
the more dominant will be what the child has, but its very unlikely that a child is born with 2 different coloured eyes
double so if some how a kid does has 2 colours and meets another and has a kid that their child would have 4(i dunno how)
but still theres a very very very very slim chance it could happen, but still a chance
#44 - robbuck (12/29/2013) [-]
yeh yeh like somtimes theres a genetic splice and a child can have one eye blue and one eye green. i hope they will introduce at least one character that can bend both. it would be hard tho.
User avatar #45 - apocalypticburrito (12/29/2013) [-]
yeah that would be cool
but again a smallllllllll chance of it occurring
its just a genetic thing like the brothers who were the strongest blood benders
they got their power from their parents, so its obvious genetics map out the chi flows for bending in the first place
haveing a 2 bender would add a nice twist to the show
#46 - robbuck (12/29/2013) [-]
i can, and will dream
#40 - robbuck (12/29/2013) [-]
well he put up a good fight using all 4 elements without raava. it hink he had mastered all 4 and was able to do everything a normal person could with all. however with raavas help, he was much more powerful. for example he could do that element sphere thing
User avatar #41 - apocalypticburrito (12/29/2013) [-]
yeah thats what im talking about
he can use all four but he would have great control of it
like he is powerful with one element but the more he uses the weaker they become
#24 - anonymous (12/01/2013) [-]
Wrong...the lion turtles grant the ability to bend. All of the benders today are decendants from the different people who got their bending from the lion turtles. These abilities are passed down from parents to kids, and in the case of ang/katara (two benders) only one style of bending can be given to each person. Wan could have handled all four elements without rava, but because she was the great spirit the lion turtle knew that she and wan needed to work together. That is why he required she teach him.
User avatar #25 - apocalypticburrito (12/01/2013) [-]
that whole learn a lesson thing is kinda lame
#14 - ronjeremysweiner (12/01/2013) [-]
but what if someone meditated to be able to control 2 or something
User avatar #15 - apocalypticburrito (12/01/2013) [-]
bro its not gonna happen
meditation wont allow you to handle the chi flow, you need a spirit
but as we know having a spirit inside you will kill you, it almost killed wan
you could maybe change your element with a powerful chi bender but your body would not be able to handle 2 elements
#16 - ronjeremysweiner (12/01/2013) [-]
i guess, but i still find unbelievable no one has tried
User avatar #17 - apocalypticburrito (12/01/2013) [-]
someone probably tried
but you know
didnt live to tell the tale
#20 - ronjeremysweiner (12/01/2013) [-]
i think that would make a cool side plot, some crazy scientist making a frankenstein out of four benders or something
#53 - **apocalypticburrito rolls 646** a man walks into a bar … 11/30/2013 on I want to make your day 0
#47 - i don't think you need a gun he's probably just give it t… 11/27/2013 on WTF Fun Facts +3
#111 - that looks hitlarious 11/27/2013 on random hitler post 0
#11 - i get this a a joke and fuck i laughed but that's a post m… 11/24/2013 on American vs British words +1
#3 - wow you are way to mad man clam your tits  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2013 on Troll Picks +1
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#20 - Comment deleted 11/23/2013 on Collectables +1
#11 - yeah i heard it was one of the 3 that tried the car thing then…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2013 on Myspace (1) +1
#16 - mayoroftownsville (11/20/2013) [-]
That's right. He also managed to headshot both the Archduke and his wife through a thick crowd in only two shots with a pistol.
#127 - i like the tree idea its a nice way to go and you know you… 11/20/2013 on Maybe not that crazy... 0
#26 - that lava looks stoned 11/20/2013 on Trying to make pizza... 0
#3 - that is the smoothest thing i have seen since my dad went bald 11/18/2013 on Awkward Moment +3
#3 - the adventures of flap jack a small boy flapjack and his s…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2013 on The Misadventures of Flapjack 0
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#10 - my god i thought i was alone  [+] (4 new replies) 11/17/2013 on girls +2
#11 - adu (11/17/2013) [-]
Fucking love legs more than tits OR ass!

allnamesrtaken , possiblydominator , let's discuss why legs are the superior feminine trait!
#13 - possiblydominator (11/17/2013) [-]
(Now if pure females wearing skirts is considered NSFW I dont fucking know what to think anymore)
#19 - adu (11/17/2013) [-]
Me personally?

User avatar #20 - possiblydominator (11/17/2013) [-]
Can never go wrong with thighs
#7 - fuck your maze i do what i want its not even a maze … 11/16/2013 on title +1
#94 - he was dapper looking bear in a rain coata 11/07/2013 on Stories for children around... 0
#41 - its true and needed as most people will be up tight and mark d… 11/06/2013 on Numbers Mason 2 0
#57 - i think shes not totally deaf just old person cant really … 11/06/2013 on Hnnnnnnnf +1
#54 - its an ok show not even on the same level as avatar TLB … 11/04/2013 on stuff +1
#2 - kinda like thumbing down top content 11/03/2013 on Mad paint skillz +2
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User avatar #21 to #20 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
#22 to #21 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]


so what can i help you with my man
User avatar #23 to #22 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i just accidentally derped here
pls no kill i
User avatar #24 to #23 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
its cool man
you have a right to derp where you please
#25 to #24 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
is that so?
yay, is safe then?

User avatar #26 to #25 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
its totes safe
User avatar #27 to #26 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
you seems like a fine gentleman
i apologize for my imprudence act earlier

so, let's start over, shall we?
hello sir apocalypticburito, how is your day so far?
User avatar #28 to #27 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
pretty sweet i guess, same old stuff
how about you my good sir
User avatar #29 to #28 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i see, that's a relief
but, same old stuff? isnt it quite.,., stale?
doing same thing over and over. you should take some vacation once in awhile

as for me, things quite dandy if i must say for myself
thanks for asking
User avatar #30 to #29 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
oh no my good man no
i am a person who cannot do the same thing more than once,
i believe i am mentally incapable (i cant even watch a movie twice)
i like to make everyday different, its going quite well
have a merry Friday, fine stranger
User avatar #31 to #30 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i see, then you must be having trouble for everyday breathing, yes?
i feel sorry for you.

it's still thursday on asia region
User avatar #32 to #31 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
that's basic stuff
and as i said its just mental i don't like to repeat my self every breath is new air from a new place in a new time( i realize this logic is terrible flawed but whatever)
its Thursday here to but whats the point of saying have a good day when its almost over?
User avatar #33 to #32 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
**zameckis smirked**
hahaha alright"

hm.,., quite valid point, but still, what if to be said person will die before he/she sees the sun set?
User avatar #34 to #33 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
i think if you are dieing
your day isn't going good and it wont get better
User avatar #35 to #34 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
**zameckis clapping hands**
you managed to counter my mislead attempt with my own statement
#16 - anonymous (07/09/2013) [-]
you nigger bitch
User avatar #17 to #16 - apocalypticburrito (07/10/2013) [-]
im white bro
User avatar #7 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm just curious, how old are you? :3
User avatar #8 to #7 - apocalypticburrito (06/15/2013) [-]
im 17 btw
User avatar #9 to #8 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
Cool, I'm just curious, which school do you go to?
User avatar #10 to #9 - apocalypticburrito (06/15/2013) [-]
i used to go to dulwich
but now i got to yew wah
User avatar #11 to #10 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
Shit, no way. I'm in Dulwich.
User avatar #12 to #11 - apocalypticburrito (06/15/2013) [-]
what class?
User avatar #13 to #12 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
....Wait you a dude or a girl?
User avatar #14 to #13 - apocalypticburrito (06/15/2013) [-]
im a dude
isnt that obvious?
User avatar #15 to #14 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm a girl.
User avatar #6 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
Can we be friends? :3
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User avatar #4 - apocalypticburrito (04/24/2013) [-]
damn it
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