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#18 - there is literally no ass on this person its kinda scary  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2014 on Hurping muh durp like yeah +3
User avatar #22 - ThatFuckingGuy (01/04/2014) [-]
there's no person on that person either
#3 - i think it means on the y-axis like from your brow to your…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2014 on Classic Gavin 0
#12 - Elemental (01/03/2014) [-]
Stick your thumb up to your face... It's just false.
#12 - "bitch mode activated" is the words that come to min… 01/03/2014 on my life is a lie +9
#2 - my toilet heats its own seat what a time to be alive 01/02/2014 on most uncomfortable feel 0
#310 - cool thanks man 01/02/2014 on The Box +1
#307 - and so begins the new year although as a British man i hav…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2014 on The Box +1
User avatar #308 - digitroll (01/02/2014) [-]
A lot of Americans don't know either. They're old coins that have now been replaced with paper currency.
User avatar #310 - apocalypticburrito (01/02/2014) [-]
cool
thanks man
#34 - Comment deleted 01/01/2014 on New years resolution 0
#1 - engineers? for a chemistry question u wot m8  [+] (4 new replies) 01/01/2014 on So that's why i got laid... +28
User avatar #19 - thedeathaudition (01/02/2014) [-]
At my school all engineers no matter what kind have to take chemistry. So this makes sense.
User avatar #3 - kerfufflemachtwo (01/02/2014) [-]
Chemical engineer?

Pretty sure that's a thing.
User avatar #14 - toosexyforyou (01/02/2014) [-]
Haven't you seen the post about two guys explaining how happens if you try to pursue a chemistry degree? The only time it's worth a shit is if it reads "chemical engineer"
#2 - marboy (01/01/2014) [-]
As I said, t'was a repost.

Here mate have this gif for next time.
#5 - no problem man  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2014 on Out with the old, bring in... 0
#3 - frozen  [+] (3 new replies) 01/01/2014 on Out with the old, bring in... +7
User avatar #4 - troopermk (01/01/2014) [-]
Thank you sir
User avatar #5 - apocalypticburrito (01/01/2014) [-]
no problem man
#3 - pretty much any villain/other coartoon with a croaky voice is …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/29/2013 on Best Scam Ever +1
User avatar #10 - noket (12/29/2013) [-]
Yeah well, on the other side Harrison Ford got to be Indiana Jones and a lot of cool other characters..
#21 - anonymous (12/30/2013) [-]
I think the Joker evens out Harrison Ford.
#45 - yeah that would be cool but again a smallllllllll chance o…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2013 on i dont get this 0
#46 - robbuck (12/29/2013) [-]
i can, and will dream
#43 - maybe but he still had to have the lion turtles to unlock the …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/29/2013 on i dont get this 0
#44 - robbuck (12/29/2013) [-]
yeh yeh like somtimes theres a genetic splice and a child can have one eye blue and one eye green. i hope they will introduce at least one character that can bend both. it would be hard tho.
User avatar #45 - apocalypticburrito (12/29/2013) [-]
yeah that would be cool
but again a smallllllllll chance of it occurring
its just a genetic thing like the brothers who were the strongest blood benders
they got their power from their parents, so its obvious genetics map out the chi flows for bending in the first place
haveing a 2 bender would add a nice twist to the show
#46 - robbuck (12/29/2013) [-]
i can, and will dream
#41 - yeah thats what im talking about he can use all four but h… 12/29/2013 on i dont get this 0
#39 - he could use two of them but in order to use all four at …  [+] (7 new replies) 12/29/2013 on i dont get this 0
#42 - robbuck (12/29/2013) [-]
so i think the answer is es, somone can have 2 bending powers at a time. i just think it will take a small genetic miracle. and then if it happened twice, could they have a baby with all 4 elements? possibly
User avatar #43 - apocalypticburrito (12/29/2013) [-]
maybe but he still had to have the lion turtles to unlock the elements
but there could be a very very very small chance
think of it as eye colour, if the element the person has is their eye colour(which is the real case if you look), one parent has blue, the other green
the more dominant will be what the child has, but its very unlikely that a child is born with 2 different coloured eyes
double so if some how a kid does has 2 colours and meets another and has a kid that their child would have 4(i dunno how)
but still theres a very very very very slim chance it could happen, but still a chance
#44 - robbuck (12/29/2013) [-]
yeh yeh like somtimes theres a genetic splice and a child can have one eye blue and one eye green. i hope they will introduce at least one character that can bend both. it would be hard tho.
User avatar #45 - apocalypticburrito (12/29/2013) [-]
yeah that would be cool
but again a smallllllllll chance of it occurring
its just a genetic thing like the brothers who were the strongest blood benders
they got their power from their parents, so its obvious genetics map out the chi flows for bending in the first place
haveing a 2 bender would add a nice twist to the show
#46 - robbuck (12/29/2013) [-]
i can, and will dream
#40 - robbuck (12/29/2013) [-]
well he put up a good fight using all 4 elements without raava. it hink he had mastered all 4 and was able to do everything a normal person could with all. however with raavas help, he was much more powerful. for example he could do that element sphere thing
User avatar #41 - apocalypticburrito (12/29/2013) [-]
yeah thats what im talking about
he can use all four but he would have great control of it
like he is powerful with one element but the more he uses the weaker they become
#36 - raava helped him switch elements but he could not use them…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/29/2013 on i dont get this 0
#38 - robbuck (12/29/2013) [-]
he used airbending and firebending at teh same time without raava's help so im pretty sure he could use all 4 too
User avatar #39 - apocalypticburrito (12/29/2013) [-]
he could use two of them
but in order to use all four at once he would need her help
like the avatar can use all four, but only in the avatar state would they be able to use all four masterfully at once
#42 - robbuck (12/29/2013) [-]
so i think the answer is es, somone can have 2 bending powers at a time. i just think it will take a small genetic miracle. and then if it happened twice, could they have a baby with all 4 elements? possibly
User avatar #43 - apocalypticburrito (12/29/2013) [-]
maybe but he still had to have the lion turtles to unlock the elements
but there could be a very very very small chance
think of it as eye colour, if the element the person has is their eye colour(which is the real case if you look), one parent has blue, the other green
the more dominant will be what the child has, but its very unlikely that a child is born with 2 different coloured eyes
double so if some how a kid does has 2 colours and meets another and has a kid that their child would have 4(i dunno how)
but still theres a very very very very slim chance it could happen, but still a chance
#44 - robbuck (12/29/2013) [-]
yeh yeh like somtimes theres a genetic splice and a child can have one eye blue and one eye green. i hope they will introduce at least one character that can bend both. it would be hard tho.
User avatar #45 - apocalypticburrito (12/29/2013) [-]
yeah that would be cool
but again a smallllllllll chance of it occurring
its just a genetic thing like the brothers who were the strongest blood benders
they got their power from their parents, so its obvious genetics map out the chi flows for bending in the first place
haveing a 2 bender would add a nice twist to the show
#46 - robbuck (12/29/2013) [-]
i can, and will dream
#40 - robbuck (12/29/2013) [-]
well he put up a good fight using all 4 elements without raava. it hink he had mastered all 4 and was able to do everything a normal person could with all. however with raavas help, he was much more powerful. for example he could do that element sphere thing
User avatar #41 - apocalypticburrito (12/29/2013) [-]
yeah thats what im talking about
he can use all four but he would have great control of it
like he is powerful with one element but the more he uses the weaker they become
#9 - oh cool man have fun with that 12/24/2013 on You one cheeky kunt, Anon +1
#7 - im im so confused what am i seeing here is it an i…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/24/2013 on You one cheeky kunt, Anon +1
User avatar #8 - mudkipfucker (12/24/2013) [-]
anon spammed me
i get loads of notifications
User avatar #9 - apocalypticburrito (12/24/2013) [-]
oh
cool man have fun with that
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#2 - gunter who told you that you could fly  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2013 on Get in +1
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User avatar #21 to #20 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
no
#22 to #21 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]



yes


so what can i help you with my man
User avatar #23 to #22 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i just accidentally derped here
pls no kill i
User avatar #24 to #23 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
its cool man
you have a right to derp where you please
#25 to #24 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
is that so?
yay, is safe then?

User avatar #26 to #25 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
its totes safe
User avatar #27 to #26 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
you seems like a fine gentleman
i apologize for my imprudence act earlier

so, let's start over, shall we?
hello sir apocalypticburito, how is your day so far?
User avatar #28 to #27 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
pretty sweet i guess, same old stuff
how about you my good sir
User avatar #29 to #28 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i see, that's a relief
but, same old stuff? isnt it quite.,., stale?
doing same thing over and over. you should take some vacation once in awhile

as for me, things quite dandy if i must say for myself
thanks for asking
User avatar #30 to #29 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
oh no my good man no
i am a person who cannot do the same thing more than once,
i believe i am mentally incapable (i cant even watch a movie twice)
i like to make everyday different, its going quite well
have a merry Friday, fine stranger
User avatar #31 to #30 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i see, then you must be having trouble for everyday breathing, yes?
i feel sorry for you.

it's still thursday on asia region
User avatar #32 to #31 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
that's basic stuff
and as i said its just mental i don't like to repeat my self every breath is new air from a new place in a new time( i realize this logic is terrible flawed but whatever)
its Thursday here to but whats the point of saying have a good day when its almost over?
User avatar #33 to #32 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
**zameckis smirked**
hahaha alright"

hm.,., quite valid point, but still, what if to be said person will die before he/she sees the sun set?
User avatar #34 to #33 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
i think if you are dieing
your day isn't going good and it wont get better
User avatar #35 to #34 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
**zameckis clapping hands**
you managed to counter my mislead attempt with my own statement
congratulations.
#16 - anonymous (07/09/2013) [-]
you ****** bitch
User avatar #17 to #16 - apocalypticburrito (07/10/2013) [-]
?
im white bro
User avatar #7 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm just curious, how old are you? :3
User avatar #8 to #7 - apocalypticburrito (06/15/2013) [-]
im 17 btw
User avatar #9 to #8 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
Cool, I'm just curious, which school do you go to?
User avatar #10 to #9 - apocalypticburrito (06/15/2013) [-]
i used to go to dulwich
but now i got to yew wah
User avatar #11 to #10 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
**** , no way. I'm in Dulwich.
User avatar #12 to #11 - apocalypticburrito (06/15/2013) [-]
srsly
what class?
User avatar #13 to #12 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
....Wait you a dude or a girl?
User avatar #14 to #13 - apocalypticburrito (06/15/2013) [-]
im a dude
isnt that obvious?
User avatar #15 to #14 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm a girl.
User avatar #6 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
Hi.
Can we be friends? :3
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User avatar #4 - apocalypticburrito (04/24/2013) [-]
damn it
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