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Date Signed Up:10/28/2012
Last Login:9/20/2014
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#8 - im glad someone else was thinking this 01/20/2014 on Why Ash never ages. +2
#7 - he was killed/turned to stone in the first movie the 2 mew… 01/20/2014 on Why Ash never ages. +2
#20 - no brakes on the **** you train 01/20/2014 on For the queen! +1
#449 - well at least they didnt draw the half human ones now that… 01/18/2014 on lvl 100 nope 0
#206 - to control all plant life and make my own form of plants e… 01/14/2014 on idk rail guns would be... 0
#205 - oops link 01/14/2014 on idk rail guns would be... +1
#204 - Dragon Physiology ****** dragon powers il…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/14/2014 on idk rail guns would be... +1
#23 - pfffft the dutch 01/13/2014 on if you ain't dutch -2
#33 - i liked my old one better male elf paladin war… 01/08/2014 on CRE Character creator 0
#30 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2014 on CRE Character creator 0
User avatar #33 - apocalypticburrito (01/08/2014) [-]
i liked my old one better
male
elf
paladin
warrior
town of the hills
#1579 - a male elf paladin who worships a warrior god and comes from t… 01/08/2014 on Fantasy Character Creator 0
#1562 - **apocalypticburrito rolls 01,451** lets see what we got  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2014 on Fantasy Character Creator 0
User avatar #1579 - apocalypticburrito (01/08/2014) [-]
a male elf paladin who worships a warrior god and comes from the town in the hills
sounds fun
#16 - small god improved embodiment the adventure should com… 01/05/2014 on Choices II +2
#9 - but didn't the time lords give the doctor energy as like a…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2014 on Angels take Manhattan 0
User avatar #11 - arialynx (01/04/2014) [-]
Yep, that's why he was able to regenerate into 12 (or 13 or 14 or however way you want to count), but that was after all of this when he ran out energy again, and he would have truly died on Trenzalore if the Time Lords didn't give him more energy.
#8 - they can be found in dungeons and stuff they're easy to find 01/04/2014 on This always annoyed me... 0
#7 - Comment deleted 01/04/2014 on This always annoyed me... 0
#28 - Comment deleted 01/04/2014 on SAO Season 2 0
#14 - i dont even care how he did it stealing a road is amazing  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2014 on Russian Man +61
#57 - anonymous (01/06/2014) [-]
I just imagine him running around with the stolen road on one hand and a Vodka bottle in the other
User avatar #21 - infinitereaper (01/04/2014) [-]
All I could think of was Rome
"All roads lead to-"
"Not anymore!"
#13 - a shovel and a lot of vodka 01/04/2014 on Russian Man +42
#18 - there is literally no ass on this person its kinda scary  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2014 on Hurping muh durp like yeah +3
User avatar #22 - ThatFuckingGuy (01/04/2014) [-]
there's no person on that person either
#3 - i think it means on the y-axis like from your brow to your…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2014 on Classic Gavin 0
#12 - Elemental (01/03/2014) [-]
Stick your thumb up to your face... It's just false.
#12 - "bitch mode activated" is the words that come to min… 01/03/2014 on my life is a lie +9
#2 - my toilet heats its own seat what a time to be alive 01/02/2014 on most uncomfortable feel 0
#310 - cool thanks man 01/02/2014 on The Box +1
#307 - and so begins the new year although as a British man i hav…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2014 on The Box +1
User avatar #308 - digitroll (01/02/2014) [-]
A lot of Americans don't know either. They're old coins that have now been replaced with paper currency.
User avatar #310 - apocalypticburrito (01/02/2014) [-]
cool
thanks man
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User avatar #21 to #20 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
no
#22 to #21 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]



yes


so what can i help you with my man
User avatar #23 to #22 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i just accidentally derped here
pls no kill i
User avatar #24 to #23 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
its cool man
you have a right to derp where you please
#25 to #24 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
is that so?
yay, is safe then?

User avatar #26 to #25 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
its totes safe
User avatar #27 to #26 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
you seems like a fine gentleman
i apologize for my imprudence act earlier

so, let's start over, shall we?
hello sir apocalypticburito, how is your day so far?
User avatar #28 to #27 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
pretty sweet i guess, same old stuff
how about you my good sir
User avatar #29 to #28 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i see, that's a relief
but, same old stuff? isnt it quite.,., stale?
doing same thing over and over. you should take some vacation once in awhile

as for me, things quite dandy if i must say for myself
thanks for asking
User avatar #30 to #29 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
oh no my good man no
i am a person who cannot do the same thing more than once,
i believe i am mentally incapable (i cant even watch a movie twice)
i like to make everyday different, its going quite well
have a merry Friday, fine stranger
User avatar #31 to #30 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i see, then you must be having trouble for everyday breathing, yes?
i feel sorry for you.

it's still thursday on asia region
User avatar #32 to #31 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
that's basic stuff
and as i said its just mental i don't like to repeat my self every breath is new air from a new place in a new time( i realize this logic is terrible flawed but whatever)
its Thursday here to but whats the point of saying have a good day when its almost over?
User avatar #33 to #32 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
**zameckis smirked**
hahaha alright"

hm.,., quite valid point, but still, what if to be said person will die before he/she sees the sun set?
User avatar #34 to #33 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
i think if you are dieing
your day isn't going good and it wont get better
User avatar #35 to #34 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
**zameckis clapping hands**
you managed to counter my mislead attempt with my own statement
congratulations.
#16 - anonymous (07/09/2013) [-]
you ****** bitch
User avatar #17 to #16 - apocalypticburrito (07/10/2013) [-]
?
im white bro
User avatar #7 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm just curious, how old are you? :3
User avatar #8 to #7 - apocalypticburrito (06/15/2013) [-]
im 17 btw
User avatar #9 to #8 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
Cool, I'm just curious, which school do you go to?
User avatar #10 to #9 - apocalypticburrito (06/15/2013) [-]
i used to go to dulwich
but now i got to yew wah
User avatar #11 to #10 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
**** , no way. I'm in Dulwich.
User avatar #12 to #11 - apocalypticburrito (06/15/2013) [-]
srsly
what class?
User avatar #13 to #12 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
....Wait you a dude or a girl?
User avatar #14 to #13 - apocalypticburrito (06/15/2013) [-]
im a dude
isnt that obvious?
User avatar #15 to #14 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm a girl.
User avatar #6 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
Hi.
Can we be friends? :3
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User avatar #4 - apocalypticburrito (04/24/2013) [-]
damn it
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