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apocalypticburrito

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Date Signed Up:10/28/2012
Last Login:4/26/2015
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Highest Content Rank:#5438
Highest Comment Rank:#469
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Content Views:58045
Times Content Favorited:63 times
Total Comments Made:1786
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#118 - blumen germans 01/27/2014 on I was Bill Clinton's mother 0
#6 - all i see is a Minotaur 01/27/2014 on Eyebrows +1
#12 - best i got 01/26/2014 on Attack! +5
#13 - i dunno i think human 1.1 should be able to lick their elbow 01/26/2014 on I really need to update. 0
#3 - sorta they showed wealth as the were expensive, so the big… 01/26/2014 on YOOOOO 0
#1 - people used one reading stones as a magnifying glass this …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/26/2014 on YOOOOO +1
User avatar #2 - lolollo (01/26/2014) [-]
And then they became a reason for assholes in the 80's to make themselves feel superior to people...
User avatar #3 - apocalypticburrito (01/26/2014) [-]
sorta
they showed wealth as the were expensive, so the bigger the more money you had
then it became a show of intelligence as someone who can see can read
and that meant smarts so it all kinda leads that way
#8 - i figure when this steam engine or box thing gets going they w…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2014 on What If... +1
User avatar #11 - mrblueftw (01/26/2014) [-]
they are making the new source engine to make all the games on.
#38 - asians can actually read minds m8 i swear 2 christ u cheeky cu… 01/23/2014 on U Wot M8 Translator +5
#271 - Comment deleted 01/23/2014 on CRE Character creator 0
#270 - **apocalypticburrito rolls 18,157**  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2014 on CRE Character creator 0
#271 - apocalypticburrito has deleted their comment.
#332 - its just a joke  [+] (2 new replies) 01/23/2014 on Pedobear 0
User avatar #335 - oceanfrank (01/23/2014) [-]
it's fucking terrible lol
User avatar #351 - lotengo (01/23/2014) [-]
but porn, so fontpage material
#4 - i always though minecraft was like the remains of the world th… 01/20/2014 on sad story 0
#3 - why though unless its intentional then there is no reason … 01/20/2014 on I've been doing it for months 0
#8 - im glad someone else was thinking this 01/20/2014 on Why Ash never ages. +2
#7 - he was killed/turned to stone in the first movie the 2 mew… 01/20/2014 on Why Ash never ages. +2
#20 - no brakes on the **** you train 01/20/2014 on For the queen! +1
#449 - well at least they didnt draw the half human ones now that… 01/18/2014 on lvl 100 nope 0
#206 - to control all plant life and make my own form of plants e… 01/14/2014 on idk rail guns would be... 0
#205 - oops link 01/14/2014 on idk rail guns would be... +1
#204 - Dragon Physiology ****** dragon powers ill take it  [+] (1 new reply) 01/14/2014 on idk rail guns would be... +1
#23 - pfffft the dutch 01/13/2014 on if you ain't dutch -2
#33 - i liked my old one better male elf paladin war… 01/08/2014 on CRE Character creator 0
#30 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2014 on CRE Character creator 0
User avatar #33 - apocalypticburrito (01/08/2014) [-]
i liked my old one better
male
elf
paladin
warrior
town of the hills
#1579 - a male elf paladin who worships a warrior god and comes from t… 01/08/2014 on Fantasy Character Creator 0
#1562 - **apocalypticburrito rolls 01,451** lets see what we got  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2014 on Fantasy Character Creator 0
User avatar #1579 - apocalypticburrito (01/08/2014) [-]
a male elf paladin who worships a warrior god and comes from the town in the hills
sounds fun

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User avatar #21 to #20 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
no
#22 to #21 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]



yes


so what can i help you with my man
User avatar #23 to #22 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i just accidentally derped here
pls no kill i
User avatar #24 to #23 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
its cool man
you have a right to derp where you please
#25 to #24 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
is that so?
yay, is safe then?

User avatar #26 to #25 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
its totes safe
User avatar #27 to #26 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
you seems like a fine gentleman
i apologize for my imprudence act earlier

so, let's start over, shall we?
hello sir apocalypticburito, how is your day so far?
User avatar #28 to #27 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
pretty sweet i guess, same old stuff
how about you my good sir
User avatar #29 to #28 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i see, that's a relief
but, same old stuff? isnt it quite.,., stale?
doing same thing over and over. you should take some vacation once in awhile

as for me, things quite dandy if i must say for myself
thanks for asking
User avatar #30 to #29 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
oh no my good man no
i am a person who cannot do the same thing more than once,
i believe i am mentally incapable (i cant even watch a movie twice)
i like to make everyday different, its going quite well
have a merry Friday, fine stranger
User avatar #31 to #30 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i see, then you must be having trouble for everyday breathing, yes?
i feel sorry for you.

it's still thursday on asia region
User avatar #32 to #31 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
that's basic stuff
and as i said its just mental i don't like to repeat my self every breath is new air from a new place in a new time( i realize this logic is terrible flawed but whatever)
its Thursday here to but whats the point of saying have a good day when its almost over?
User avatar #33 to #32 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
**zameckis smirked**
hahaha alright"

hm.,., quite valid point, but still, what if to be said person will die before he/she sees the sun set?
User avatar #34 to #33 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
i think if you are dieing
your day isn't going good and it wont get better
User avatar #35 to #34 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
**zameckis clapping hands**
you managed to counter my mislead attempt with my own statement
congratulations.
#16 - fefe (07/09/2013) [-]
you ****** bitch
User avatar #17 to #16 - apocalypticburrito (07/10/2013) [-]
?
im white bro
User avatar #7 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm just curious, how old are you? :3
User avatar #8 to #7 - apocalypticburrito (06/15/2013) [-]
im 17 btw
User avatar #9 to #8 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
Cool, I'm just curious, which school do you go to?
User avatar #10 to #9 - apocalypticburrito (06/15/2013) [-]
i used to go to dulwich
but now i got to yew wah
User avatar #11 to #10 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
**** , no way. I'm in Dulwich.
User avatar #12 to #11 - apocalypticburrito (06/15/2013) [-]
srsly
what class?
User avatar #13 to #12 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
....Wait you a dude or a girl?
User avatar #14 to #13 - apocalypticburrito (06/15/2013) [-]
im a dude
isnt that obvious?
User avatar #15 to #14 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm a girl.
User avatar #6 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
Hi.
Can we be friends? :3
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User avatar #4 - apocalypticburrito (04/24/2013) [-]
damn it
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