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Date Signed Up:10/28/2012
Last Login:11/22/2014
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Highest Comment Rank:#469
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#144 - i get the feeling its not far off from that but some how e… 08/17/2013 on wut? +3
#3 - DUDE YOU JUST REMINDED ME I HAVE POTATO SMILES IN THE FRIDGE …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/17/2013 on a truly fried motherboard +30
User avatar #18 - bigblacknegro (08/17/2013) [-]
dude, at least share.
User avatar #15 - thefasrdog (08/17/2013) [-]
Can I have some?
#19 - there is one is every photo 08/17/2013 on Mind Blowing Facts #1 0
#12 - i don't have a beagle so here is a picture of my dog in bed 08/17/2013 on My only true friend for the... 0
#7 - so uh back story?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2013 on Bad steak? 0
User avatar #42 - The Fonz (08/17/2013) [-]
Arguing over a crowded pho restaurant
#14 - give me your souls bronys  [+] (2 new replies) 08/16/2013 on Sexual Innuendos +11
User avatar #45 - ponchovia (08/17/2013) [-]
i would but i kinda need right now
#35 - pepperplume (08/17/2013) [-]
THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER!
#4 - im pretty sure bats got his own custom comp, running Wayne OS … 08/16/2013 on Potato 0
#1 - pets mart is pet smart  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2013 on Futurama Fry +3
User avatar #2 - kiwirulestwo (08/16/2013) [-]
no pet smart is pets mart
#5 - ***************************************** 08/16/2013 on Kids game +1
#11 - just to let you know: Jumping Spiders Wearing Water D…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2013 on Anatomy of NOPE +3
#14 - gravysponge (08/16/2013) [-]
kawaii as fuck
#9 - EVERY DAY IS UPPER BODY DAY i love how mantis's pose…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2013 on this bug +16
#12 - doubledisme (08/16/2013) [-]
#8 - part 2 right please 08/16/2013 on Tale of a lost boy-part 1 +1
#6 - and just think your last name is your dads and his dads an…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/16/2013 on Ever thought of this? 0
User avatar #33 - idoliam (08/16/2013) [-]
My families last name was Lafertae or something (twas french) then my great great grandfather moved from France to Canada and changed it to Laferty.
#73 - Womens Study Major (08/17/2013) [-]
hehe
le fert
#2 - MORE BIRDS WITH ARMS please  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2013 on Birds With Arms +4
#3 - mudkipfucker (08/15/2013) [-]
This image has expired
sure, why not?
#12 - that's not duck face its this old thing called pouting 08/15/2013 on Duck face in World War II +4
#21 - oh my 08/15/2013 on wut 0
#18 - what if it was a shiny ho-oh covered in sun light  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2013 on Mistery Solved +19
#57 - Womens Study Major (08/15/2013) [-]
eternaly praise the sun!
#72 - whats with the ironic posts lately, its like OC has become art… 08/15/2013 on i funny you laugh 0
#127 - so what was it for? 08/15/2013 on what the fuck woman 0
#65 - a shark rarely kill but its not killing its the biting… 08/15/2013 on Vegans. Why we must eat them. 0
#10 - that's some detail 08/14/2013 on Rare +1
#4 - that's not the only finger she got i know thumbs jus… 08/13/2013 on Title +8
#9 - i would humanity is not something to recon with  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2013 on The existence of aliens 0
User avatar #10 - schnizel (08/13/2013) [-]
Nigga we pwned their ass when Marduk was in charge.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RI6p5OK76N0
#8 - what if we are both at the same level 08/13/2013 on The existence of aliens 0
#9 - that's twice I've used this 08/13/2013 on it's a show for kids, duh +11
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User avatar #21 to #20 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
no
#22 to #21 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]



yes


so what can i help you with my man
User avatar #23 to #22 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i just accidentally derped here
pls no kill i
User avatar #24 to #23 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
its cool man
you have a right to derp where you please
#25 to #24 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
is that so?
yay, is safe then?

User avatar #26 to #25 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
its totes safe
User avatar #27 to #26 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
you seems like a fine gentleman
i apologize for my imprudence act earlier

so, let's start over, shall we?
hello sir apocalypticburito, how is your day so far?
User avatar #28 to #27 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
pretty sweet i guess, same old stuff
how about you my good sir
User avatar #29 to #28 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i see, that's a relief
but, same old stuff? isnt it quite.,., stale?
doing same thing over and over. you should take some vacation once in awhile

as for me, things quite dandy if i must say for myself
thanks for asking
User avatar #30 to #29 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
oh no my good man no
i am a person who cannot do the same thing more than once,
i believe i am mentally incapable (i cant even watch a movie twice)
i like to make everyday different, its going quite well
have a merry Friday, fine stranger
User avatar #31 to #30 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i see, then you must be having trouble for everyday breathing, yes?
i feel sorry for you.

it's still thursday on asia region
User avatar #32 to #31 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
that's basic stuff
and as i said its just mental i don't like to repeat my self every breath is new air from a new place in a new time( i realize this logic is terrible flawed but whatever)
its Thursday here to but whats the point of saying have a good day when its almost over?
User avatar #33 to #32 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
**zameckis smirked**
hahaha alright"

hm.,., quite valid point, but still, what if to be said person will die before he/she sees the sun set?
User avatar #34 to #33 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
i think if you are dieing
your day isn't going good and it wont get better
User avatar #35 to #34 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
**zameckis clapping hands**
you managed to counter my mislead attempt with my own statement
congratulations.
#16 - Womens Study Major (07/09/2013) [-]
you ****** bitch
User avatar #17 to #16 - apocalypticburrito (07/10/2013) [-]
?
im white bro
User avatar #7 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm just curious, how old are you? :3
User avatar #8 to #7 - apocalypticburrito (06/15/2013) [-]
im 17 btw
User avatar #9 to #8 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
Cool, I'm just curious, which school do you go to?
User avatar #10 to #9 - apocalypticburrito (06/15/2013) [-]
i used to go to dulwich
but now i got to yew wah
User avatar #11 to #10 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
**** , no way. I'm in Dulwich.
User avatar #12 to #11 - apocalypticburrito (06/15/2013) [-]
srsly
what class?
User avatar #13 to #12 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
....Wait you a dude or a girl?
User avatar #14 to #13 - apocalypticburrito (06/15/2013) [-]
im a dude
isnt that obvious?
User avatar #15 to #14 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm a girl.
User avatar #6 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
Hi.
Can we be friends? :3
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User avatar #4 - apocalypticburrito (04/24/2013) [-]
damn it
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