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Date Signed Up:10/28/2012
Last Login:11/22/2014
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Comment Ranking:#10581
Highest Content Rank:#5438
Highest Comment Rank:#469
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Total Comments Made:1776
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#15 - **** i am good, like **** man w…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Thailand +64
#85 - Womens Study Major (09/13/2014) [-]
"You need to login to view this link"
User avatar #35 - urbanknightx (09/13/2014) [-]
>15 favorites
>8 thumbs

stay classy, FJ
User avatar #16 - heartlessrobot (09/12/2014) [-]
>Doesn't have a penis
lol nevermind
And why the fuck are they always so hairy down there?
User avatar #30 - ScottP (09/13/2014) [-]
It's a thing where it's seen as childish to have no pubic hair.
User avatar #31 - heartlessrobot (09/13/2014) [-]
Well, that explains Shota.
User avatar #17 - apocalypticburrito (09/12/2014) [-]
they dont shave in asia
trust me ive lived there man its just not a thing
some are but most no lol
User avatar #18 - heartlessrobot (09/12/2014) [-]
Damnit.
I prefer my traps hairless.
Like legal, IRL, Pico, Chico, and Coco.
#14 - Comment deleted 09/12/2014 on Thailand 0
#47 - what a waste of perfectly good milk  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2014 on Legendary ( Badum tss ) +6
#49 - silenttortoise (09/07/2014) [-]
Don't cry over spilled milk.
#12 - NOOOO THANKYOU 09/07/2014 on What anime is this?-help... 0
#3 - scienrist scientist scientist scientist scient… 09/06/2014 on This Week In Technology 0
#5 - dont you get it shes whats them gone the most because …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #9 - quotes (09/03/2014) [-]
so many un leaked pictures that a few still have
#1259 - nice 08/26/2014 on Let's play a game, FJ -1
#1257 - **apocalypticburrito rolled image **  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2014 on Let's play a game, FJ -1
#1259 - apocalypticburrito (08/26/2014) [-]
nice
#25 - this show has some good moments 08/26/2014 on Me ruining cartoons again +8
#25 - yeah not much is said there's articles that i cant be … 08/22/2014 on Based Anonaussie +1
#282 - **apocalypticburrito rolls 08** oops 08/15/2014 on Henry Rollin' 0
#281 - **apocalypticburrito rolls 262,656**  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2014 on Henry Rollin' 0
User avatar #282 - apocalypticburrito (08/15/2014) [-]
**apocalypticburrito rolls 08**
oops
#148 - **apocalypticburrito rolls 04** 08/05/2014 on Roll your shit 0
#25 - cant agree with you more man just bought the collection fo… 07/23/2014 on Even More Comps 'An Shit +2
#35 - acid trip wet fart oh yes my body is ready 07/17/2014 on (untitled) 0
#2 - you know what they say the fat ones swallow 07/15/2014 on Not my proudest boner 0
#973 - **apocalypticburrito rolls 25** sure im in 07/11/2014 on Steam Giveaway 0
#51 - i ran naked with a french fry because im a pimp sounds… 07/09/2014 on Please Share 0
#4888 - win rar 07/06/2014 on Train, Game 0
#4851 - **apocalypticburrito rolls 1,740** what the worst that c…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on Train, Game 0
User avatar #4888 - apocalypticburrito (07/06/2014) [-]
win rar
#18 - hes meant to be like the playfulness of sokka but with a l… 06/29/2014 on Bolin & Mako -1
#1450 - stonybabydick ahahahhha 06/28/2014 on Your drug dealer name 0
#27 - dont speak by no doubt in back ground, Jesus **** … 06/09/2014 on E3 is comming, brace... 0
#219 - nah see a flying broom flys on its own a cleaning broom cl… 06/08/2014 on Thank you, I'll be here all... 0
#14 - stabbed in the dick with a subway ticket 3 inch deep wound… 06/02/2014 on Witty title 0
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User avatar #21 to #20 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
no
#22 to #21 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]



yes


so what can i help you with my man
User avatar #23 to #22 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i just accidentally derped here
pls no kill i
User avatar #24 to #23 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
its cool man
you have a right to derp where you please
#25 to #24 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
is that so?
yay, is safe then?

User avatar #26 to #25 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
its totes safe
User avatar #27 to #26 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
you seems like a fine gentleman
i apologize for my imprudence act earlier

so, let's start over, shall we?
hello sir apocalypticburito, how is your day so far?
User avatar #28 to #27 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
pretty sweet i guess, same old stuff
how about you my good sir
User avatar #29 to #28 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i see, that's a relief
but, same old stuff? isnt it quite.,., stale?
doing same thing over and over. you should take some vacation once in awhile

as for me, things quite dandy if i must say for myself
thanks for asking
User avatar #30 to #29 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
oh no my good man no
i am a person who cannot do the same thing more than once,
i believe i am mentally incapable (i cant even watch a movie twice)
i like to make everyday different, its going quite well
have a merry Friday, fine stranger
User avatar #31 to #30 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i see, then you must be having trouble for everyday breathing, yes?
i feel sorry for you.

it's still thursday on asia region
User avatar #32 to #31 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
that's basic stuff
and as i said its just mental i don't like to repeat my self every breath is new air from a new place in a new time( i realize this logic is terrible flawed but whatever)
its Thursday here to but whats the point of saying have a good day when its almost over?
User avatar #33 to #32 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
**zameckis smirked**
hahaha alright"

hm.,., quite valid point, but still, what if to be said person will die before he/she sees the sun set?
User avatar #34 to #33 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
i think if you are dieing
your day isn't going good and it wont get better
User avatar #35 to #34 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
**zameckis clapping hands**
you managed to counter my mislead attempt with my own statement
congratulations.
#16 - Womens Study Major (07/09/2013) [-]
you ****** bitch
User avatar #17 to #16 - apocalypticburrito (07/10/2013) [-]
?
im white bro
User avatar #7 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm just curious, how old are you? :3
User avatar #8 to #7 - apocalypticburrito (06/15/2013) [-]
im 17 btw
User avatar #9 to #8 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
Cool, I'm just curious, which school do you go to?
User avatar #10 to #9 - apocalypticburrito (06/15/2013) [-]
i used to go to dulwich
but now i got to yew wah
User avatar #11 to #10 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
**** , no way. I'm in Dulwich.
User avatar #12 to #11 - apocalypticburrito (06/15/2013) [-]
srsly
what class?
User avatar #13 to #12 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
....Wait you a dude or a girl?
User avatar #14 to #13 - apocalypticburrito (06/15/2013) [-]
im a dude
isnt that obvious?
User avatar #15 to #14 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm a girl.
User avatar #6 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
Hi.
Can we be friends? :3
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User avatar #4 - apocalypticburrito (04/24/2013) [-]
damn it
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