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apocalypticburrito

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Date Signed Up:10/28/2012
Last Login:7/06/2015
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Total Comments Made:1796
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latest user's comments

#309 - second is more real -.- 03/13/2015 on super happy murder fun time 0
#308 - oh yeah im liking this 1st image  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2015 on super happy murder fun time 0
#309 - apocalypticburrito (03/13/2015) [-]
second is more real -.-
#226 - Gets sued by artist for legitimate reasos Sues him and so… 02/28/2015 on FJ Facts comp +3
#11 - how happy are you with your cheese or meat in meat raping skil… 02/04/2015 on Genius of Humanity +3
#59 - "suddenly i was nakes and one d was like all up ons ahaha… 01/25/2015 on Welcome to: Cringe +1
#4 - It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal … 12/21/2014 on DentHead +1
#163 - 2014: This arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in … 12/06/2014 on Predicting your sex life! 0
#10 - #savekitty google it, more relevant than you think  [+] (6 new replies) 12/04/2014 on SJW's in a nutshell +5
User avatar #15 - bloodredspark (12/04/2014) [-]
I googled it.

I think I'm missing something, really obvious.

And I feel stupid.
User avatar #22 - bankaizero (12/05/2014) [-]
I think he meant it as a reference to the murder of kitty genovese and the bystander effect
#21 - John Cena (12/05/2014) [-]
Basically, kitty refers to Kitty Genovese, a woman killed by a man while many individuals living in a building right next to the crime scene saw and/or heard the whole thing unfold. No one did anything, assuming that ''someone else would do something about it''. It later gave birth to the bystander effect, a social psychology phenomenon where the probability of someone intervening is inversely proportional to the number of persons present.
M'bloodredspark.
#27 - John Cena (12/05/2014) [-]
To be fair, at the time it was a lot harder to call police (you had to call your specific precinct) and 911 wasn't around either. I will say that someone should've gotten out there and helped her, but she crawled out of sight so everyone just went back to sleep since it happened in the wee hours of the morning. If I remember right, because of that event, we now have 911 to try and prevent that from happening again.
User avatar #23 - bloodredspark (12/05/2014) [-]
>>#21, >>#22,

Ah. Thank both of you guys for letting me know.

I really felt dumb for a second.
User avatar #11 - doopleganger (12/04/2014) [-]
Iunderstoodthatrefrence.gif
#17 - hey man ive been doing exercises but nothing serious, and you … 12/02/2014 on Weight loss, goal 0
#3661 - **apocalypticburrito rolls 392,843,174** im sure to win right 10/24/2014 on Free Steam 0
#9 - yeah man i love this show 10/21/2014 on Fuck I Love This Show +6
#5 - you could say those square boxes look round  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2014 on Oh girls just want to have fun +7
#20 - aronjakob (09/25/2014) [-]
#19 - i know its stupid to ask but have you tried turning it off and on  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2014 on look at all that funny +1
User avatar #20 - ljxjlos (09/14/2014) [-]
Several times, man, several times. The computer, the flashplayer, the websites, etc...
#17 - yeah man i couldnt play videos i just closed all of them w…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/14/2014 on look at all that funny 0
User avatar #18 - ljxjlos (09/14/2014) [-]
Nah:/ I tried de and re-installing of the flash player already, stopped the net, re-loaded every tab, etc, etc...weird... Still thanks, though
#19 - apocalypticburrito (09/14/2014) [-]
i know its stupid to ask but
have you tried turning it off and on
User avatar #20 - ljxjlos (09/14/2014) [-]
Several times, man, several times. The computer, the flashplayer, the websites, etc...
#62 - yeah im kinda bummed about this i mean ignoring all the … 09/14/2014 on Scottish Independence Anyone? 0
#34 - the moustache  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2014 on Dodgeball +1
User avatar #84 - hattheifbatman (09/14/2014) [-]
It looks like butts going down
#11 - come at me bro my body is ready  [+] (3 new replies) 09/13/2014 on Dodgeball +6
User avatar #24 - shadowmaul (09/13/2014) [-]
what episode is that?
#34 - apocalypticburrito (09/13/2014) [-]
the moustache
User avatar #84 - hattheifbatman (09/14/2014) [-]
It looks like butts going down
#16 - i cant help but see him as a grown up dennis  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2014 on Moustaches +2
#22 - viviannjames (09/13/2014) [-]
or Waluigi
#17 - they dont shave in asia trust me ive lived there man its j…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2014 on Thailand 0
User avatar #18 - heartlessrobot (09/12/2014) [-]
Damnit.
I prefer my traps hairless.
Like legal, IRL, Pico, Chico, and Coco.
#15 - **** i am good, like **** man warning nswf …  [+] (7 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Thailand +64
#85 - John Cena (09/13/2014) [-]
"You need to login to view this link"
User avatar #35 - urbanknightx (09/13/2014) [-]
>15 favorites
>8 thumbs

stay classy, FJ
User avatar #16 - heartlessrobot (09/12/2014) [-]
>Doesn't have a penis
lol nevermind
And why the fuck are they always so hairy down there?
User avatar #30 - ScottP (09/13/2014) [-]
It's a thing where it's seen as childish to have no pubic hair.
User avatar #31 - heartlessrobot (09/13/2014) [-]
Well, that explains Shota.
User avatar #17 - apocalypticburrito (09/12/2014) [-]
they dont shave in asia
trust me ive lived there man its just not a thing
some are but most no lol
User avatar #18 - heartlessrobot (09/12/2014) [-]
Damnit.
I prefer my traps hairless.
Like legal, IRL, Pico, Chico, and Coco.
#14 - Comment deleted 09/12/2014 on Thailand 0
#47 - what a waste of perfectly good milk  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2014 on Legendary ( Badum tss ) +6
#49 - silenttortoise (09/07/2014) [-]
Don't cry over spilled milk.
#12 - NOOOO THANKYOU 09/07/2014 on What anime is this?-help... 0
#3 - scienrist scientist scientist scientist scient… 09/06/2014 on This Week In Technology 0
#5 - dont you get it shes whats them gone the most because …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #9 - quotes (09/03/2014) [-]
so many un leaked pictures that a few still have

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#20 to #19 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
hello there
User avatar #21 to #20 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
no
#22 to #21 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]



yes


so what can i help you with my man
User avatar #23 to #22 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i just accidentally derped here
pls no kill i
User avatar #24 to #23 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
its cool man
you have a right to derp where you please
#25 to #24 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
is that so?
yay, is safe then?

User avatar #26 to #25 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
its totes safe
User avatar #27 to #26 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
you seems like a fine gentleman
i apologize for my imprudence act earlier

so, let's start over, shall we?
hello sir apocalypticburito, how is your day so far?
User avatar #28 to #27 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
pretty sweet i guess, same old stuff
how about you my good sir
User avatar #29 to #28 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i see, that's a relief
but, same old stuff? isnt it quite.,., stale?
doing same thing over and over. you should take some vacation once in awhile

as for me, things quite dandy if i must say for myself
thanks for asking
User avatar #30 to #29 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
oh no my good man no
i am a person who cannot do the same thing more than once,
i believe i am mentally incapable (i cant even watch a movie twice)
i like to make everyday different, its going quite well
have a merry Friday, fine stranger
User avatar #31 to #30 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i see, then you must be having trouble for everyday breathing, yes?
i feel sorry for you.

it's still thursday on asia region
User avatar #32 to #31 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
that's basic stuff
and as i said its just mental i don't like to repeat my self every breath is new air from a new place in a new time( i realize this logic is terrible flawed but whatever)
its Thursday here to but whats the point of saying have a good day when its almost over?
User avatar #33 to #32 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
**zameckis smirked**
hahaha alright"

hm.,., quite valid point, but still, what if to be said person will die before he/she sees the sun set?
User avatar #34 to #33 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
i think if you are dieing
your day isn't going good and it wont get better
User avatar #35 to #34 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
**zameckis clapping hands**
you managed to counter my mislead attempt with my own statement
congratulations.
#16 - John Cena (07/09/2013) [-]
you ****** bitch
User avatar #17 to #16 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
?
im white bro
User avatar #7 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm just curious, how old are you? :3
User avatar #8 to #7 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
im 17 btw
User avatar #9 to #8 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
Cool, I'm just curious, which school do you go to?
User avatar #10 to #9 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
i used to go to dulwich
but now i got to yew wah
User avatar #11 to #10 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
**** , no way. I'm in Dulwich.
User avatar #12 to #11 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
srsly
what class?
User avatar #13 to #12 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
....Wait you a dude or a girl?
User avatar #14 to #13 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
im a dude
isnt that obvious?
User avatar #15 to #14 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm a girl.
User avatar #6 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
Hi.
Can we be friends? :3
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User avatar #4 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
damn it
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