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Date Signed Up:10/28/2012
Last Login:7/10/2014
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#89 - yeah id be pretty fun and we can secretly kill the 1% that… 05/19/2014 on Only one +1
#87 - dominion rule as a great king employ people who choose…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/19/2014 on Only one +1
User avatar #88 - harryboom (05/19/2014) [-]
what you've got there is a high level D&D party
User avatar #89 - apocalypticburrito (05/19/2014) [-]
yeah id be pretty fun
and we can secretly kill the 1% that doesnt like me
but shhhh dont tell no one
#5 - lol nice 05/16/2014 on Gaming Tip 0
#3 - DISCOZOO didnt think many people played this i like this  [+] (2 new replies) 05/16/2014 on Gaming Tip +1
#4 - taurusguy (05/16/2014) [-]
I also play this, first place has all diamond statues, second is coming along.
User avatar #5 - apocalypticburrito (05/16/2014) [-]
lol
nice
#41 - it reminds me of kari  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2014 on (untitled) +12
#45 - genericnewfag (05/13/2014) [-]
holy shit
#14 - well i guess, but really does it matter if you do good onl… 05/11/2014 on Bit of Pascal's Wager anyone? 0
#3 - much obliged 05/10/2014 on There is no punchline here 0
#31 - do what ever you want however its nice to get a back groun…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2014 on Awesome Rick and Morty... 0
#32 - meatboy (05/07/2014) [-]
Dont worry, I will catch it from the start.
I was hooked when I saw the season finale (but just have been busy with exams)
...I looked into its origin though. Pretty awesome start
#29 - yeah man why is that even a question who only watches …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/07/2014 on Awesome Rick and Morty... 0
#30 - meatboy (05/07/2014) [-]
Because I first heard about it at that time, and somebody threw a link to the season finale
User avatar #31 - apocalypticburrito (05/07/2014) [-]
do what ever you want
however its nice to get a back ground on the characters
and a close rickencounter of a rickkind is a must see
#32 - meatboy (05/07/2014) [-]
Dont worry, I will catch it from the start.
I was hooked when I saw the season finale (but just have been busy with exams)
...I looked into its origin though. Pretty awesome start
#18 - that really hit in a way i wasnt expecting  [+] (5 new replies) 05/07/2014 on Awesome Rick and Morty... +1
#26 - meatboy (05/07/2014) [-]
The only episode I have watched so far was the season 1 ending.
But would it had been better, if I had watched it from episode 1 and in order?
User avatar #29 - apocalypticburrito (05/07/2014) [-]
yeah man
why is that even a question
who only watches the end of a season
#30 - meatboy (05/07/2014) [-]
Because I first heard about it at that time, and somebody threw a link to the season finale
User avatar #31 - apocalypticburrito (05/07/2014) [-]
do what ever you want
however its nice to get a back ground on the characters
and a close rickencounter of a rickkind is a must see
#32 - meatboy (05/07/2014) [-]
Dont worry, I will catch it from the start.
I was hooked when I saw the season finale (but just have been busy with exams)
...I looked into its origin though. Pretty awesome start
#52 - i was good friends with a girl and then she broke up with … 05/02/2014 on CONFESS THY SINS, FUNNYJUNK! 0
#47 - yeah my granddad went to the hospital and had anesthetic b… 04/24/2014 on hhhhnnnnnnggggggggguuuueuee... +2
#16 - when you pull back it can get caught if done improperly sa…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2014 on hhhhnnnnnnggggggggguuuueuee... +4
#23 - sparox (04/24/2014) [-]
It happened to me about 11 years ago.
I went fishing with two of my best friends and we were looking for a spot at the lake we're always at.
While those two guys were running around looking, it was my duty to untangle the fishing poles. One of them didn't want to come loose, so I just pulled a bit too hard, slipped and ran the hook right into my left thumb. It didn't really hurt, but I had to go to the hospital nonetheless, because none of the local doctors had the means to slice through the hook, it being made of really sturdy metal and all.
I still had my bait on it. It was quite hilarious to frighten the nurses with my maggot based bait. Hue It hurt like a bitch later tho..

TL;DR : I got hooked.

User avatar #47 - apocalypticburrito (04/24/2014) [-]
yeah my granddad went to the hospital and had anesthetic
but for some reason it wasn't taking affect long enough because it would hurt when ever they tried to remove it
so he had to wait with my grandma in the waiting room with everyone else
after 10 minutes he was pulling it out him self while everyone else was freaking out.
#4 - ive never got that and my ad block is off might just be me… 04/24/2014 on Fuck. Sake. 0
#18 - impossible as if i would not Finnish my fruity pebbles 04/23/2014 on how i imagine oculus rift... 0
#58 - prizmo was powerful but in order for the lich to be unstop… 04/23/2014 on What the fuck Pendleton Ward? 0
#208 - thanks you have a koala bear 04/23/2014 on THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A... 0
#192 - it started out so good and then it all got so intense so f…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2014 on THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A... +2
#202 - helpmedudes (04/23/2014) [-]
That is what I was thinking. gif for you
#208 - apocalypticburrito (04/23/2014) [-]
thanks you have a koala bear
#12 - developmental psychology how the brain understands things…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2014 on bitch got hustled 0
User avatar #33 - Sethorein (04/22/2014) [-]
conservation of mass is irrelevant to toddlers... I forget til what age... learned it like a year ago...
#79 - man i love jl8 the faces they pull are hilarious 04/20/2014 on Little (Justice) League 0
#10 - this show never ceases to amaze me 04/14/2014 on Rick & Morty 0
#9 - that ******* ending though 04/14/2014 on Rick & Morty +1
#71 - i didn't really know where to go with this so its just exp… 04/13/2014 on Dis gon B good (fixed) 0
#6 - yeah villagers end up making it look like crap i only put … 04/06/2014 on My Minecraft Town (No... 0
#14 - this is true and there is less development than i would like …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2014 on FAIRY TAIL'S BACK BITCHES!!!! 0
#15 - joelislol (04/06/2014) [-]
Oh trust me when i say i love it as much as the next person, especially with fairy tail's amazing ost :3
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#20 to #19 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
hello there
User avatar #21 to #20 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
no
#22 to #21 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]



yes


so what can i help you with my man
User avatar #23 to #22 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i just accidentally derped here
pls no kill i
User avatar #24 to #23 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
its cool man
you have a right to derp where you please
#25 to #24 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
is that so?
yay, is safe then?

User avatar #26 to #25 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
its totes safe
User avatar #27 to #26 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
you seems like a fine gentleman
i apologize for my imprudence act earlier

so, let's start over, shall we?
hello sir apocalypticburito, how is your day so far?
User avatar #28 to #27 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
pretty sweet i guess, same old stuff
how about you my good sir
User avatar #29 to #28 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i see, that's a relief
but, same old stuff? isnt it quite.,., stale?
doing same thing over and over. you should take some vacation once in awhile

as for me, things quite dandy if i must say for myself
thanks for asking
User avatar #30 to #29 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
oh no my good man no
i am a person who cannot do the same thing more than once,
i believe i am mentally incapable (i cant even watch a movie twice)
i like to make everyday different, its going quite well
have a merry Friday, fine stranger
User avatar #31 to #30 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i see, then you must be having trouble for everyday breathing, yes?
i feel sorry for you.

it's still thursday on asia region
User avatar #32 to #31 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
that's basic stuff
and as i said its just mental i don't like to repeat my self every breath is new air from a new place in a new time( i realize this logic is terrible flawed but whatever)
its Thursday here to but whats the point of saying have a good day when its almost over?
User avatar #33 to #32 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
**zameckis smirked**
hahaha alright"

hm.,., quite valid point, but still, what if to be said person will die before he/she sees the sun set?
User avatar #34 to #33 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
i think if you are dieing
your day isn't going good and it wont get better
User avatar #35 to #34 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
**zameckis clapping hands**
you managed to counter my mislead attempt with my own statement
congratulations.
#16 - anonymous (07/09/2013) [-]
you ****** bitch
User avatar #17 to #16 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
?
im white bro
User avatar #7 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm just curious, how old are you? :3
User avatar #8 to #7 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
im 17 btw
User avatar #9 to #8 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
Cool, I'm just curious, which school do you go to?
User avatar #10 to #9 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
i used to go to dulwich
but now i got to yew wah
User avatar #11 to #10 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
**** , no way. I'm in Dulwich.
User avatar #12 to #11 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
srsly
what class?
User avatar #13 to #12 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
....Wait you a dude or a girl?
User avatar #14 to #13 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
im a dude
isnt that obvious?
User avatar #15 to #14 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm a girl.
User avatar #6 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
Hi.
Can we be friends? :3
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User avatar #4 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
damn it
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