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#4 - are we going to ignore that mullet  [+] (2 new replies) 09/24/2013 on a reasonable reaction +22
#23 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/24/2013) [-]
Where I live mullets are making a come back
User avatar #21 - gearsct (09/24/2013) [-]
It's clearly Russia, so the mullet is a modern thing.
#16 - contaminating PC with GTAV is like trying to contaminate i…  [+] (37 new replies) 09/24/2013 on GTA V PC Release +117
#150 - riarden (09/24/2013) [-]
You mean jimmies?
User avatar #240 - apocalypticburrito (09/25/2013) [-]
what they did to the forth flavor
unforgivable
it looked delicious as fuck
User avatar #131 - noket (09/24/2013) [-]
#121 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/24/2013) [-]
Because its cold, and you always get that one that sticks to your throat, or gets on your white shirt and stains it blue.
User avatar #96 - konradkurze (09/24/2013) [-]
gta is a dead horse they keep beating because they know the sheep will flock to anything with a name brand
User avatar #195 - thedarkestrogue (09/25/2013) [-]
-rockstar
-shipping something thats just name brand

pick one.

The only two game companies I know of that still put effort and are into every game they create are Rockstar and Naughty Dog. Neither care about money because they know their games are going to do well with all the effort they put it.
User avatar #209 - konradkurze (09/25/2013) [-]
well GTA, medal of honor, and call of duty are the 3 top most beaten horses around,

(in fact myself and a couple other dedicated gamers kinda think that the CoD and MoH games are just shitty versions of the battlefield series)

GTA, i used to like it back when i was a teenager playing GTA one on PS1.....though gta london was a disaster.....

then 2 came along, was okay for a bit till i got sick of vehicles flipping over avery time i took a corner at speed, (kinda stupid given a couple missions needed you to chase people and flipping cars ruins your chance to catch them)

then 3 and 4 kinda felt the same as 2
italian guy, black guy, russian guy...meh, still the same dull 3rd person gaming
User avatar #211 - thedarkestrogue (09/25/2013) [-]
GTA isn't a beaten horse. They don't try to release a game every year. This is the first GTA in what 5 years? and San Andreas was released 11 years ago.

and your basic argument that i am reading is: "I used to play the originals, the new ones suck, they're too realistic omg i can flip over my car wtf."
I'd stop calling yourself a dedicated gamer if you think the progress of GTA's realism is a bad thing.
User avatar #212 - konradkurze (09/25/2013) [-]
well id like to see something heavy like a bus or swat van roll 4-5 times after taking a corner too sharp, but that doesnt happen in real life so GTA's "realism" is anything but

gta 2 3 and 4 may have better graphics each time and new cars, but i still feel like im playing more or less the same game as before,

its like how the need for speed and grand tourismo players used to preach how awesome their car games were
User avatar #213 - thedarkestrogue (09/25/2013) [-]
"something heavy like a bus or swat van roll 4-5 times after taking a corner too sharp, but that doesnt happen in real life"

.....what?

that stupidity aside, you seem like you havn't even played any of the last two GTA games. Each has added new things and changed stuff up. The new combat and character switching features alone make it feel like a brand new kind of GTA.
User avatar #214 - konradkurze (09/25/2013) [-]
isnt the character switching just gta 5?
gta 2 you played an italin, gta 3 a black guy and gta 4 a russian

ive played each game but got bored with the feeling of sameness they had with each other and moved onto real games
User avatar #222 - thedarkestrogue (09/25/2013) [-]
you must have a short attention span.
User avatar #224 - konradkurze (09/25/2013) [-]
no just the monotony of GTA didnt hold my attention
User avatar #225 - thedarkestrogue (09/25/2013) [-]
GTA is far from monotonous. Thats like saying Fallout is monotonous.
User avatar #226 - konradkurze (09/25/2013) [-]
are you kidding me
fallout has a mix of characters, allows you to gain xp and skills, and create things

what does gta do....
2-3 characters, drive, shoot,
User avatar #227 - thedarkestrogue (09/25/2013) [-]
"has a mix of characters, allows you to gain xp and skills, and create things "
you basically just described GTA 5.
User avatar #228 - konradkurze (09/25/2013) [-]
well i havent seen gta5, i was saying that gta 2,3and4 were boring

when ive seen more of gta5 then this issue will be revised
User avatar #229 - thedarkestrogue (09/25/2013) [-]
Each game has added feature and ideas. Each game has had a crap load of characters to interact with.
Nigga do you even story mode?
User avatar #230 - konradkurze (09/25/2013) [-]
yeah, the npc characters are different while yours is pretty much the same through 3 games

steal this car, take it to this place, sometimes pick up people on the way
shoot this guy and that guy, deliver this orthat
gta 2,3,4 in a nutshell

again, ill see how gta5 is better to see if it redeems its failed predecessors
User avatar #231 - thedarkestrogue (09/25/2013) [-]
.....your view of games is fucking strange.
User avatar #232 - konradkurze (09/25/2013) [-]
nice assumption there
just because i think GTA sucks you assume i have an odd view of all games
User avatar #238 - thedarkestrogue (09/25/2013) [-]
battlefield has always had a story. The bad company stories were fucking fantastic. GTA has always had a fantastic story.
I don't hate games, there are just games that I suck at and avoid because of that.
User avatar #239 - konradkurze (09/25/2013) [-]
what games do you have trouble with?
User avatar #235 - thedarkestrogue (09/25/2013) [-]
....."in depth'
Are you sure you've played the story? Because I don't believe you.

by the way your arguments could be made against literally every other video game ever created. "oh its all the same, its just shoot stuff and do some objective."
Video games are just similar ways to tell different stories.
User avatar #237 - konradkurze (09/25/2013) [-]
i tried playing the story modes, not drawn into it

there are always games that are good and some that suck
kinda like how medal of honor and call of duty are just shit versions of the Battlefield series with a story mode

accept that not everyone likes gta and theres probably games that people love and you hate
User avatar #233 - thedarkestrogue (09/25/2013) [-]
no i'm basing it off of WHY you think GTA sucks.
did you forget we just had a long ass conversation about it?
User avatar #234 - konradkurze (09/25/2013) [-]
well i liked it back when i was a teenager playing gta and amused by the whole badboy ideal of stealing cars and shooting cops, but then i grew up and wanted games that were a bit more in depth
#82 - kabuthefox (09/24/2013) [-]
"your not suppose to put anything on good ice cream..."
- Abigail Lincoln
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User avatar #70 - lobbert (09/24/2013) [-]
but... i hate sprinkles... they taste like wax
User avatar #47 - oilcookedsolanacea (09/24/2013) [-]
More like trying to contaminate a cheeseburger with bacon.

fuck sprinkles
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#39 - RoxasKH (09/24/2013) [-]
But im not a fan of sprinkles. It ruins the flavor..
User avatar #36 - tegz (09/24/2013) [-]
or ruining sex with anal. Simply impossible.
User avatar #38 - chaosnazo (09/24/2013) [-]
Gonorrhea
User avatar #176 - mightyohm (09/25/2013) [-]
I think you mean Diareea
#35 - privatepanda (09/24/2013) [-]
That was an amazing analogy.
#54 - well there's one i cant do 09/24/2013 on how to get the girl +2
#22 - and all the space  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2013 on top lel +1
#24 - ifsaz (09/23/2013) [-]
For activities.
#92 - don't get me wrong bro green is my favorite colour and typ… 09/23/2013 on a future? 0
#90 - meh more coal for me  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2013 on a future? 0
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User avatar #92 - apocalypticburrito (09/23/2013) [-]
don't get me wrong bro
green is my favorite colour and type of energy
but if someone said there's only one slice of cake left, even though there's a nice sweet roll
ima eat that cake, then the sweet roll
i wouldnt jump over a fence for it but id eat it if its in reach
if that makes sense
#87 - alt energy mostly refers to clean energy, even though yes nucl…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/23/2013 on a future? 0
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User avatar #90 - apocalypticburrito (09/23/2013) [-]
meh more coal for me
#91 - mytwocents has deleted their comment.
User avatar #92 - apocalypticburrito (09/23/2013) [-]
don't get me wrong bro
green is my favorite colour and type of energy
but if someone said there's only one slice of cake left, even though there's a nice sweet roll
ima eat that cake, then the sweet roll
i wouldnt jump over a fence for it but id eat it if its in reach
if that makes sense
#40 - ok what the actual ******* **** , bro 09/23/2013 on Masters of Romance -2
#19 - or a new plague or somthing  [+] (3 new replies) 09/23/2013 on top lel 0
#21 - ifsaz (09/23/2013) [-]
Both would be awesome. Think about the games and the movies that future generation will enjoy.
User avatar #22 - apocalypticburrito (09/23/2013) [-]
and all the space
#24 - ifsaz (09/23/2013) [-]
For activities.
#44 - what about a calf that can cut diamonds 09/21/2013 on Vicky +9
#129 - the more and more i see things like this, and now with hiro de… 09/21/2013 on Thanks, feminism! +2
#2 - why did the farmer win an award because he was outsta… 09/21/2013 on Farming Style 0
#15 - MOTHER ****** I AM IN CHINA GOD DAMN CHINA … 09/20/2013 on GTA V Is Good and All 0
#19 - i believe the mister fist is referencing this which one co… 09/20/2013 on Pizza Cutting +12
#5 - i skipped as well, just cant do it except that awesome fig… 09/20/2013 on Yup +2
#10 - yeah but look how bad ass it is i mean come on i'd farm for that 09/20/2013 on AM I LATE FOR THE BAND WAGON? 0
#5 - this makes me feel lest bad about not being able to get gta V …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/20/2013 on GTA V Is Good and All +6
User avatar #11 - alstorp (09/20/2013) [-]
Why can't you get GTA V? Not a console peasant race?
User avatar #15 - apocalypticburrito (09/20/2013) [-]
MOTHER FUCKER I AM IN CHINA
GOD DAMN CHINA
ITS HARD AS FUCK TO GET
so yeah
also i have a computer and ps3 as there are some games just for ps3 that i really wanted
#13 - so just reach Lv.40 how unfunny can you be? 09/20/2013 on When i logged in +2
#214 - dash says it in the car then syndrome later on dashes … 09/19/2013 on Forgot to login 0
#183 - no i know dash says if every one is special then no one is…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/19/2013 on Forgot to login 0
User avatar #191 - leonhardtv (09/19/2013) [-]
Actually, it was Syndrome.

What's the point of getting people to vote if there's no challenge?
Frontpage is supposed to be the best of the best of the day.
When you dilute that down to like, only requiring ~100 thumbs, then it loses the effect, the stigma, the air of superiority. It's not as big a deal as it was.

You'd be basically browsing the newest uploads.
User avatar #214 - apocalypticburrito (09/19/2013) [-]
dash says it in the car
then syndrome later on
dashes mom says hes special
i don't post so these problems are beneath me
#188 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/19/2013) [-]
But that's YOUR point? He said it first though...
#179 - im pretty sure you'd be on the front page it would just ch…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/19/2013 on Forgot to login 0
User avatar #182 - leonhardtv (09/19/2013) [-]
I was trying to reference The Incredibles, but I guess that sorta went under the radar
User avatar #183 - apocalypticburrito (09/19/2013) [-]
no i know
dash says if every one is special then no one is
but thats not my point
User avatar #191 - leonhardtv (09/19/2013) [-]
Actually, it was Syndrome.

What's the point of getting people to vote if there's no challenge?
Frontpage is supposed to be the best of the best of the day.
When you dilute that down to like, only requiring ~100 thumbs, then it loses the effect, the stigma, the air of superiority. It's not as big a deal as it was.

You'd be basically browsing the newest uploads.
User avatar #214 - apocalypticburrito (09/19/2013) [-]
dash says it in the car
then syndrome later on
dashes mom says hes special
i don't post so these problems are beneath me
#188 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/19/2013) [-]
But that's YOUR point? He said it first though...
#170 - why the hell do you think it only takes 450+ thumbs to reach t…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/19/2013 on Forgot to login 0
User avatar #176 - leonhardtv (09/19/2013) [-]
Exactly. Now it will just require less.
Once it gets down into the double digits, the challenge of getting frontpage will be gone.
Everyone will be able to get frontpage.

And when everyone's on the frontpage, no one will be.
User avatar #179 - apocalypticburrito (09/19/2013) [-]
im pretty sure you'd be on the front page
it would just change really fast
which is cool by me
User avatar #182 - leonhardtv (09/19/2013) [-]
I was trying to reference The Incredibles, but I guess that sorta went under the radar
User avatar #183 - apocalypticburrito (09/19/2013) [-]
no i know
dash says if every one is special then no one is
but thats not my point
User avatar #191 - leonhardtv (09/19/2013) [-]
Actually, it was Syndrome.

What's the point of getting people to vote if there's no challenge?
Frontpage is supposed to be the best of the best of the day.
When you dilute that down to like, only requiring ~100 thumbs, then it loses the effect, the stigma, the air of superiority. It's not as big a deal as it was.

You'd be basically browsing the newest uploads.
User avatar #214 - apocalypticburrito (09/19/2013) [-]
dash says it in the car
then syndrome later on
dashes mom says hes special
i don't post so these problems are beneath me
#188 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/19/2013) [-]
But that's YOUR point? He said it first though...
#34 - everyone knows Colin it was just such a surprise from the … 09/18/2013 on Do you know Colin? +23
#142 - irrrRRRRRRRRrrrrobot 09/18/2013 on GOOD GOD!! +6
#27 - sniff wheres the funny all i got was feels  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2013 on My chihuahua +1
User avatar #44 - unlithe (10/05/2013) [-]
... you do realize that this is in the feels channel right?
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User avatar #21 to #20 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
no
#22 to #21 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]



yes


so what can i help you with my man
User avatar #23 to #22 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i just accidentally derped here
pls no kill i
User avatar #24 to #23 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
its cool man
you have a right to derp where you please
#25 to #24 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
is that so?
yay, is safe then?

User avatar #26 to #25 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
its totes safe
User avatar #27 to #26 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
you seems like a fine gentleman
i apologize for my imprudence act earlier

so, let's start over, shall we?
hello sir apocalypticburito, how is your day so far?
User avatar #28 to #27 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
pretty sweet i guess, same old stuff
how about you my good sir
User avatar #29 to #28 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i see, that's a relief
but, same old stuff? isnt it quite.,., stale?
doing same thing over and over. you should take some vacation once in awhile

as for me, things quite dandy if i must say for myself
thanks for asking
User avatar #30 to #29 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
oh no my good man no
i am a person who cannot do the same thing more than once,
i believe i am mentally incapable (i cant even watch a movie twice)
i like to make everyday different, its going quite well
have a merry Friday, fine stranger
User avatar #31 to #30 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i see, then you must be having trouble for everyday breathing, yes?
i feel sorry for you.

it's still thursday on asia region
User avatar #32 to #31 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
that's basic stuff
and as i said its just mental i don't like to repeat my self every breath is new air from a new place in a new time( i realize this logic is terrible flawed but whatever)
its Thursday here to but whats the point of saying have a good day when its almost over?
User avatar #33 to #32 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
**zameckis smirked**
hahaha alright"

hm.,., quite valid point, but still, what if to be said person will die before he/she sees the sun set?
User avatar #34 to #33 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
i think if you are dieing
your day isn't going good and it wont get better
User avatar #35 to #34 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
**zameckis clapping hands**
you managed to counter my mislead attempt with my own statement
congratulations.
#16 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/09/2013) [-]
you ****** bitch
User avatar #17 to #16 - apocalypticburrito (07/10/2013) [-]
?
im white bro
User avatar #7 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm just curious, how old are you? :3
User avatar #8 to #7 - apocalypticburrito (06/15/2013) [-]
im 17 btw
User avatar #9 to #8 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
Cool, I'm just curious, which school do you go to?
User avatar #10 to #9 - apocalypticburrito (06/15/2013) [-]
i used to go to dulwich
but now i got to yew wah
User avatar #11 to #10 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
**** , no way. I'm in Dulwich.
User avatar #12 to #11 - apocalypticburrito (06/15/2013) [-]
srsly
what class?
User avatar #13 to #12 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
....Wait you a dude or a girl?
User avatar #14 to #13 - apocalypticburrito (06/15/2013) [-]
im a dude
isnt that obvious?
User avatar #15 to #14 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm a girl.
User avatar #6 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
Hi.
Can we be friends? :3
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User avatar #4 - apocalypticburrito (04/24/2013) [-]
damn it
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