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|#2 - here's a translation: when i checked my wallet, the 10th y…||10/02/2013 on Faith restored in humanity||+1|
|#2 - and blush is blood rush didnt we do this already? [+] (2 new replies)||10/02/2013 on Woah||+25|
|#10 - some just look the same but with a different hair cut but …||10/02/2013 on (untitled)||0|
|#7 - so whats with the tights and banana hammock||10/02/2013 on The last 35 minutes||0|
|#411 - i get your point mate but this is just a picture of a zomb…||10/02/2013 on Pain||0|
|#2 - that first one got me damn canada||10/01/2013 on Canadian Post||+17|
|#3 - OK, what rustled Americas jimmies now? [+] (23 new replies)||10/01/2013 on Seems like the best tactic.||+23|
#24 - gandalfthegreat (10/02/2013) [-]
the aspect of it, is that our Federal Government as of October 1st, is in a state of shutdown, where they're still there, but not getting paid or doing anything, our Congress is split up something awful and is gridlocked, they wont compromise, and they bitch about getting rid of our Healthcare, (which virtually every other developed nation has. ) So the Republican Party (Crazy White Rich Protestants) decided to shut down the federal government, so the national parks arent open, federal employees (800,000 or so) arent working, but our essential things are still being funded and functioning. Our government is just being bitches, the states and local governments are all still going, and working. This is basically Republicans whining like children cause their not getting their way, like when a child refuses to do anything when they cant get what they want, Same exact thing... Hope I helped.
Source: I am a well informed American, deeply involved in Government and Politics.
#29 - drewbridge (10/02/2013) [-]
#43 - gandalfthegreat (10/02/2013) [-]
except for the fact that Obama wants congress to pass a budget plan to raise the debt ceiling. Why the hell would he make a law to stop us from raising it, the debt ceiling is the interest we pay on our national debt, it continues to increase, so we have to continually raise it to pay the interest on our debt. In the end, rich old, lazy politicians need to stop being retarded, and get their shit together.. its crazy to me, how 535 people shut down the government of a nation of 300 million.
#30 - drewbridge (10/02/2013) [-]
Oh, and on Obamacare - Obama, senators, and most people in political positions don't actually have to pay for or use Obamacare, but they'll gladly give it to the American people. Infact, they get a little form that states they are EXEMPT from Obamacare payments or fines.
The people in power who are passing this bill will never have to deal with it or pay for it.
#14 - gamgroomps (10/01/2013) [-]
Congress is playing chicken against each other over one issue, like they've done countless times before, but this time one didn't back out by deadline, so they cut off all pay to everyone but themselves.
Truth be told, the fastest way to remove a standoff in my opinion would be to reverse the action, and take away their pay until a resolution can be made. I can almost guarantee that would speed up their resolution process, if only a little bit.
#7 - anonymous (10/01/2013) [-]
Democratic controlled Senate is not accepting Republican controlled House appropriations bill and have shut down the government( non essential services ) since there's no money to give around.
It's focused around Obama Care and it's basically a stand off between the Republicans and President Obama, both groups willing to shut the government down to push their shit across the rest of us.
It's not that big of a thing. Just gridlock as per the norm in a bicameralism government. Media is just blowing the shit up for more viewers.
#6 - parttimezombie (10/01/2013) [-]
PHOTO; It's official, Statue of Liberty and Ellis Island closed. pic.twitter.com/vhO8uPLhuQ
Park Police barricade road along National Mall and #Smithsonian museums. #shutdown #obamacare pic.twitter.com/BsVDWUROdJ
Sun is coming up .... but gates aren't opening up here at the @smithsonian National Zoo in DC #shutdown @GMA @ABC pic.twitter.com/YcH0WytMUf
U.S. Army (@USArmy)
October 1, 2013
We're sorry, but we will not be tweeting or responding to @ replies during the government #shutdown.
basically 9 million people are going without pay, or working without pay. but congress still gets paid of course. fuckers. NASA, Parks, zoos, monuments, anything federal is pretty much shut down except for 'national security' type thngs
#35 - pukingrainbows (10/02/2013) [-]
Exactly. Any random assortment of humans put into their position will end up more or less the exact same way. Maybe different bullshit, but bullshit and greed all the same. The problem is human nature, not the off chance that we just happened to pick exactly the 535 biggest dicks in the pool.
#21 - rimjobmcgee (10/02/2013) [-]
Everyone has a voice leading to mediocre at best people in charge, usually because they have money and connections, so the people in charge are privileged types who really have no idea what its like to be the normal citizen and therefor are mostly unable to act in the interest of the common man while they abuse the system for themselves and argue over whether a donkey or an elephant is the better animal, yet they have such overwhelming power very little could be done by the citizens to change things without an unprecedented majority which will never happen because we're too concerned with watching the latest tv show and trying to make sure we aren't like them with hem being whatever the group that fits your personal prejudices, much like the people who lead us in their donkey vs elephant debate
|#11 - U3-X personal transport i believe you mean an electric un…||10/01/2013 on Cool Future Appliances||0|
|#5 - this man has earnd his wings and is now a true wing man||10/01/2013 on Best Wingman||+74|
|#33 - well this was interesting winner: icameheretotroll||09/30/2013 on Tblmr plz||0|
|#27 - a lot of people gonna say to just leave the house, go back pac… [+] (1 new reply)||09/30/2013 on My Hero||0|
#28 - embryowine (09/30/2013) [-]
Actually, I've already drawn out a "world tour" with a friend of mine. We've got the path all figured out, and we're basically planning on throwing ourselves out there regardless of money. Our plan is to document as much of it as possible, whether it be through video, (free) internet, or writing. It'll be cool and crazy fucking tough, but not quite the kick-ass fantastical adventure as depicted above.
|#679 - wtf what the hell did you kill that spider with, a …||09/30/2013 on Tapeworm||0|
|#36 - its hard to tell but i think she actually thought of getting m…||09/30/2013 on Im outta here||0|
|#7 - i guess so cant says it isnt so why not||09/30/2013 on Human Tree trunks||0|
|#5 - she also looks old she reminds me of a grandma kinda perso… [+] (2 new replies)||09/30/2013 on Human Tree trunks||0|
|#42 - that was just a shiny so its not magic when ash died in th…||09/30/2013 on Pokemon Final Fight||+3|
|#41 - or his girth its hard to ignore [+] (1 new reply)||09/30/2013 on Pokemon Final Fight||+1|
|#46 - i always thought that's why he is better like the titian f… [+] (1 new reply)||09/29/2013 on You know what time is it???||0|
#47 - fatspartan (09/29/2013) [-]
That actually has an air of sense to it and would explain why the female titan was trying to kidnap him. To bring him back to whoever the head "wolf in sheep's skin" and complete their formula.
*by "wolf in sheep's skin" I mean the other humans with the ability to go titan*
|#14 - donde donde esta DONDE ESTA ESTA||09/29/2013 on arnold||+2|
|#42 - i believe it could be a water and woman trait as both kit…||09/29/2013 on Aang's Family in Color||0|
|#217 - whats that its dick OH GOD WHAT THE …||09/29/2013 on :L||0|
|#105 - came to watched the anime and i can tell you, you'll learn…||09/29/2013 on spice and wolf||0|
|#4 - from what i gather each titan looks like how the persons is, …||09/29/2013 on What i immediately thought.||0|
|#4 - omg i didn't even think of that that would be funny cause …||09/29/2013 on Life On Other Planets||+2|
|#2 - either: 1. we realize how **** we look and tr… [+] (14 new replies)||09/29/2013 on Life On Other Planets||+33|
#28 - commontroll (09/30/2013) [-]
Imagine the violence the Muslims would commit.
Not to mention pretty much every religion other than Hinduism and Buddhism (even Scientology would be okay with killing them because they'd say they serve the alien emperor overlord.) would be encouraging killing them since they're not human so it's not murder.