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#11 - what if the secret sauce is whale blubber  [+] (7 new replies) 10/03/2013 on Krabs Feels 0
User avatar #48 - fukkendragonite (10/03/2013) [-]
what if he took the boots?
User avatar #17 - dedaluminus (10/03/2013) [-]
Then in that case, Mr. Krabs must be running out soon. And soon it will be time for the harvest. Ia! Ia! Krabs Ftagn!
User avatar #18 - apocalypticburrito (10/03/2013) [-]
but just think how big a whale truly is
it could last for a long while
enough time for his daughter to grow for the next batch
#19 - dedaluminus (10/03/2013) [-]
Yeah I know, that's what I meant
User avatar #20 - apocalypticburrito (10/03/2013) [-]
itll be a while till his daughter is big enough
#21 - dedaluminus (10/03/2013) [-]
She might already be at full growth. Who knows how big whales get in that show? After all, she's 16, and roughly the same size as Larry the Lobster. Larry is about 2 or 3 times as big as Spongebob, who, from the movie, we can see is the size of a regular sponge thanks to the scene where he rode David Hasselhoff.
User avatar #23 - apocalypticburrito (10/03/2013) [-]
yeah and a lobster can be bigger than a sponge
i can only assume big since mr.crabs lives in an anchor
but like you said who knows it could be up to the creators after all misses puff is bigger than what a regular puffer fish would be
#27 - the most powerful jutsu of all  [+] (2 new replies) 10/03/2013 on Handsigns +9
#28 - fefe (10/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #29 - apocalypticburrito (10/03/2013) [-]
sorry bro i dont know
#170 - oh what the **** 10/03/2013 on Animal facts +1
#4 - why the long face? 10/02/2013 on Moar disney 0
#2 - if Jessie pinkman was Walter white he'd be Jessie letscookman 10/02/2013 on Jesse -1
#2 - here's a translation: when i checked my wallet, the 10th y… 10/02/2013 on Faith restored in humanity +1
#2 - and blush is blood rush didnt we do this already?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/02/2013 on Woah +25
User avatar #8 - kookykade (10/02/2013) [-]
Ya, a few times
User avatar #4 - bjornkrage (10/02/2013) [-]
yada yada studying yada student dying.
#10 - some just look the same but with a different hair cut but … 10/02/2013 on (untitled) 0
#7 - so whats with the tights and banana hammock 10/02/2013 on The last 35 minutes 0
#411 - i get your point mate but this is just a picture of a zomb… 10/02/2013 on Pain 0
#2 - that first one got me damn canada 10/01/2013 on Canadian Post +17
#3 - OK, what rustled Americas jimmies now?  [+] (23 new replies) 10/01/2013 on Seems like the best tactic. +23
User avatar #28 - oldnigger (10/02/2013) [-]
obamacare, and rebublicans
User avatar #24 - gandalfthegreat (10/02/2013) [-]
the aspect of it, is that our Federal Government as of October 1st, is in a state of shutdown, where they're still there, but not getting paid or doing anything, our Congress is split up something awful and is gridlocked, they wont compromise, and they bitch about getting rid of our Healthcare, (which virtually every other developed nation has. ) So the Republican Party (Crazy White Rich Protestants) decided to shut down the federal government, so the national parks arent open, federal employees (800,000 or so) arent working, but our essential things are still being funded and functioning. Our government is just being bitches, the states and local governments are all still going, and working. This is basically Republicans whining like children cause their not getting their way, like when a child refuses to do anything when they cant get what they want, Same exact thing... Hope I helped.

Source: I am a well informed American, deeply involved in Government and Politics.
#29 - drewbridge (10/02/2013) [-]
Except that's fucking bullshit.

"It's all the republicans fault!"

No, Obama signed a law that states WE CANNOT RAISE THE DEBT CEILING.
IIRC, Today, October 1st, Obamacare was supposed to go into effect.
Obamacare costs 800 Billion dollars.

Hmm, I wonder wh-oh nevermind.
User avatar #43 - gandalfthegreat (10/02/2013) [-]
except for the fact that Obama wants congress to pass a budget plan to raise the debt ceiling. Why the hell would he make a law to stop us from raising it, the debt ceiling is the interest we pay on our national debt, it continues to increase, so we have to continually raise it to pay the interest on our debt. In the end, rich old, lazy politicians need to stop being retarded, and get their shit together.. its crazy to me, how 535 people shut down the government of a nation of 300 million.
#34 - A Pickle (10/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #30 - drewbridge (10/02/2013) [-]
Oh, and on Obamacare - Obama, senators, and most people in political positions don't actually have to pay for or use Obamacare, but they'll gladly give it to the American people. Infact, they get a little form that states they are EXEMPT from Obamacare payments or fines.

The people in power who are passing this bill will never have to deal with it or pay for it.
We will.
User avatar #14 - gamgroomps (10/01/2013) [-]
Congress is playing chicken against each other over one issue, like they've done countless times before, but this time one didn't back out by deadline, so they cut off all pay to everyone but themselves.

Truth be told, the fastest way to remove a standoff in my opinion would be to reverse the action, and take away their pay until a resolution can be made. I can almost guarantee that would speed up their resolution process, if only a little bit.
User avatar #9 - nicolbolas (10/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #8 - MonkeyManz (10/01/2013) [-]
giving away money
#7 - fefe (10/01/2013) [-]
Democratic controlled Senate is not accepting Republican controlled House appropriations bill and have shut down the government( non essential services ) since there's no money to give around.

It's focused around Obama Care and it's basically a stand off between the Republicans and President Obama, both groups willing to shut the government down to push their shit across the rest of us.

It's not that big of a thing. Just gridlock as per the norm in a bicameralism government. Media is just blowing the shit up for more viewers.
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#11 - dwarfman (10/01/2013) [-]
Found the conservative.
#4 - zakaizer (10/01/2013) [-]
Umm, itself, congress is bitching with itself and shutdown... So, The US of A has no government for a couple of weeks.

From what I've heard/read/been told.
User avatar #6 - parttimezombie (10/01/2013) [-]
PHOTO; It's official, Statue of Liberty and Ellis Island closed. pic.twitter.com/vhO8uPLhuQ

Park Police barricade road along National Mall and #Smithsonian museums. #shutdown #obamacare pic.twitter.com/BsVDWUROdJ

Sun is coming up .... but gates aren't opening up here at the @smithsonian National Zoo in DC #shutdown @GMA @ABC pic.twitter.com/YcH0WytMUf

U.S. Army (@USArmy)
October 1, 2013
We're sorry, but we will not be tweeting or responding to @ replies during the government #shutdown.

basically 9 million people are going without pay, or working without pay. but congress still gets paid of course. fuckers. NASA, Parks, zoos, monuments, anything federal is pretty much shut down except for 'national security' type thngs
User avatar #32 - angrytoilet (10/02/2013) [-]
Don't forget that the panda cam is down
#17 - avarius (10/02/2013) [-]
This is so ludicrous. What the fuck is wrong with this government...
User avatar #22 - dxcs (10/02/2013) [-]
They're a bunch of greedy, conniving children who think they should meet a few times a year and get a bullshit amount of money but when it comes to working for the people, they're nowhere to be found.
User avatar #26 - pukingrainbows (10/02/2013) [-]
You mean they're ordinary humans?
User avatar #33 - dxcs (10/02/2013) [-]
Ordinary humans with a monetary advantage.
User avatar #35 - pukingrainbows (10/02/2013) [-]
Exactly. Any random assortment of humans put into their position will end up more or less the exact same way. Maybe different bullshit, but bullshit and greed all the same. The problem is human nature, not the off chance that we just happened to pick exactly the 535 biggest dicks in the pool.
User avatar #36 - dxcs (10/02/2013) [-]
It's both. It was planned that they would fight for the people then it became about reelections because of the money earned from being in their position.
User avatar #38 - pukingrainbows (10/02/2013) [-]
Well, it's more complicated than that, what with many of them already having money and using their position to sway legality to favor their income, but yea. Pretty much anyone would do that.
#21 - rimjobmcgee (10/02/2013) [-]
Everyone has a voice leading to mediocre at best people in charge, usually because they have money and connections, so the people in charge are privileged types who really have no idea what its like to be the normal citizen and therefor are mostly unable to act in the interest of the common man while they abuse the system for themselves and argue over whether a donkey or an elephant is the better animal, yet they have such overwhelming power very little could be done by the citizens to change things without an unprecedented majority which will never happen because we're too concerned with watching the latest tv show and trying to make sure we aren't like them with hem being whatever the group that fits your personal prejudices, much like the people who lead us in their donkey vs elephant debate
#11 - U3-X personal transport i believe you mean an electric un… 10/01/2013 on Cool Future Appliances 0
#5 - this man has earnd his wings and is now a true wing man 10/01/2013 on Best Wingman +74
#33 - well this was interesting winner: icameheretotroll 09/30/2013 on Tblmr plz 0
#27 - a lot of people gonna say to just leave the house, go back pac…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2013 on My Hero 0
User avatar #28 - embryowine (09/30/2013) [-]
Actually, I've already drawn out a "world tour" with a friend of mine. We've got the path all figured out, and we're basically planning on throwing ourselves out there regardless of money. Our plan is to document as much of it as possible, whether it be through video, (free) internet, or writing. It'll be cool and crazy fucking tough, but not quite the kick-ass fantastical adventure as depicted above.
#679 - wtf what the hell did you kill that spider with, a **… 09/30/2013 on Tapeworm 0
#36 - its hard to tell but i think she actually thought of getting m… 09/30/2013 on Im outta here 0
#7 - i guess so cant says it isnt so why not 09/30/2013 on Human Tree trunks 0
#5 - she also looks old she reminds me of a grandma kinda perso…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/30/2013 on Human Tree trunks 0
User avatar #6 - playerdous (09/30/2013) [-]
I believe your right but the OC was supposed bring her age down I assume
User avatar #7 - apocalypticburrito (09/30/2013) [-]
i guess so
cant says it isnt so why not
#42 - that was just a shiny so its not magic when ash died in th… 09/30/2013 on Pokemon Final Fight +3
#41 - or his girth its hard to ignore  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2013 on Pokemon Final Fight +1
User avatar #62 - Darianvincent (09/30/2013) [-]
You cant deny Gary Oaks girth.
#46 - i always thought that's why he is better like the titian f…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2013 on You know what time is it??? 0
User avatar #47 - fatspartan (09/29/2013) [-]
That actually has an air of sense to it and would explain why the female titan was trying to kidnap him. To bring him back to whoever the head "wolf in sheep's skin" and complete their formula.

*by "wolf in sheep's skin" I mean the other humans with the ability to go titan*
#14 - donde donde esta DONDE ESTA ESTA 09/29/2013 on arnold +2
#42 - i believe it could be a water and woman trait as both kit… 09/29/2013 on Aang's Family in Color 0


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User avatar #21 to #20 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
#22 to #21 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]


so what can i help you with my man
User avatar #23 to #22 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i just accidentally derped here
pls no kill i
User avatar #24 to #23 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
its cool man
you have a right to derp where you please
#25 to #24 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
is that so?
yay, is safe then?

User avatar #26 to #25 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
its totes safe
User avatar #27 to #26 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
you seems like a fine gentleman
i apologize for my imprudence act earlier

so, let's start over, shall we?
hello sir apocalypticburito, how is your day so far?
User avatar #28 to #27 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
pretty sweet i guess, same old stuff
how about you my good sir
User avatar #29 to #28 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i see, that's a relief
but, same old stuff? isnt it quite.,., stale?
doing same thing over and over. you should take some vacation once in awhile

as for me, things quite dandy if i must say for myself
thanks for asking
User avatar #30 to #29 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
oh no my good man no
i am a person who cannot do the same thing more than once,
i believe i am mentally incapable (i cant even watch a movie twice)
i like to make everyday different, its going quite well
have a merry Friday, fine stranger
User avatar #31 to #30 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i see, then you must be having trouble for everyday breathing, yes?
i feel sorry for you.

it's still thursday on asia region
User avatar #32 to #31 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
that's basic stuff
and as i said its just mental i don't like to repeat my self every breath is new air from a new place in a new time( i realize this logic is terrible flawed but whatever)
its Thursday here to but whats the point of saying have a good day when its almost over?
User avatar #33 to #32 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
**zameckis smirked**
hahaha alright"

hm.,., quite valid point, but still, what if to be said person will die before he/she sees the sun set?
User avatar #34 to #33 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
i think if you are dieing
your day isn't going good and it wont get better
User avatar #35 to #34 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
**zameckis clapping hands**
you managed to counter my mislead attempt with my own statement
#16 - fefe (07/09/2013) [-]
you ****** bitch
User avatar #17 to #16 - apocalypticburrito (07/10/2013) [-]
im white bro
User avatar #7 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm just curious, how old are you? :3
User avatar #8 to #7 - apocalypticburrito (06/15/2013) [-]
im 17 btw
User avatar #9 to #8 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
Cool, I'm just curious, which school do you go to?
User avatar #10 to #9 - apocalypticburrito (06/15/2013) [-]
i used to go to dulwich
but now i got to yew wah
User avatar #11 to #10 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
**** , no way. I'm in Dulwich.
User avatar #12 to #11 - apocalypticburrito (06/15/2013) [-]
what class?
User avatar #13 to #12 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
....Wait you a dude or a girl?
User avatar #14 to #13 - apocalypticburrito (06/15/2013) [-]
im a dude
isnt that obvious?
User avatar #15 to #14 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm a girl.
User avatar #6 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
Can we be friends? :3
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User avatar #4 - apocalypticburrito (04/24/2013) [-]
damn it
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