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#14 - no its a more realistic pokemon where they actually expla… 10/05/2013 on Watching Origins +2
#6 - no that looks like the hair has grown but i think they mea… 10/05/2013 on Stuff 0
#4 - Comment deleted 10/05/2013 on Rhyme Time. ( time rhyme) 0
#6 - thats true but breaking bad is good enough to just watch even … 10/05/2013 on description 0
#4 - well you seam to have internet just fine have you thought …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/05/2013 on description 0
User avatar #5 - puremadmentalged (10/05/2013) [-]
yeah I've been meaning to but work and bars/poker/busyness have frequently stopped me from having the chance, or I'll just be too tired
User avatar #6 - apocalypticburrito (10/05/2013) [-]
thats true but breaking bad is good enough to just watch even after its been spoiled
#2 - i think Edd's house is on the wrong side it should be wher… 10/04/2013 on The Cul-de-sac 0
#5 - i have a console just i cant be ****** to buy the… 10/04/2013 on Are they going to be removed? 0
#82 - wasnt that the point of that episode green ********… 10/04/2013 on Not very effective... +1
#81 - it is better(thats gunna rustle some jimmies) its more lik…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/04/2013 on Not very effective... 0
User avatar #83 - lawander (10/04/2013) [-]
have to check it out
#127 - ikr, i thought it was just a revamp of the old pokemon thi… 10/04/2013 on Green you sly bastard. 0
#35 - i like this new show better with more brutal fights and te… 10/04/2013 on Mega Charizard X +2
#2 - i might be the only one but i'd tap Velma like a maple tre…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/03/2013 on i can't believe they didn't... 0
#3 - sexymossantamby (10/04/2013) [-]
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#6 - holy **** i just saw that chrammander-squirtle ba… 10/03/2013 on Green you sly bastard. 0
#4 - nah before it was like an anime based of the pokemon games … 10/03/2013 on Green you sly bastard. +6
#38 - Godzilla(but looks like the 1998 version because its more bad … 10/03/2013 on Quick question +3
#23 - yeah and a lobster can be bigger than a sponge i can only … 10/03/2013 on Krabs Feels 0
#20 - itll be a while till his daughter is big enough  [+] (2 new replies) 10/03/2013 on Krabs Feels 0
#21 - dedaluminus (10/03/2013) [-]
She might already be at full growth. Who knows how big whales get in that show? After all, she's 16, and roughly the same size as Larry the Lobster. Larry is about 2 or 3 times as big as Spongebob, who, from the movie, we can see is the size of a regular sponge thanks to the scene where he rode David Hasselhoff.
User avatar #23 - apocalypticburrito (10/03/2013) [-]
yeah and a lobster can be bigger than a sponge
i can only assume big since mr.crabs lives in an anchor
but like you said who knows it could be up to the creators after all misses puff is bigger than what a regular puffer fish would be
#18 - but just think how big a whale truly is it could last for …  [+] (4 new replies) 10/03/2013 on Krabs Feels 0
#19 - dedaluminus (10/03/2013) [-]
Yeah I know, that's what I meant
User avatar #20 - apocalypticburrito (10/03/2013) [-]
itll be a while till his daughter is big enough
#21 - dedaluminus (10/03/2013) [-]
She might already be at full growth. Who knows how big whales get in that show? After all, she's 16, and roughly the same size as Larry the Lobster. Larry is about 2 or 3 times as big as Spongebob, who, from the movie, we can see is the size of a regular sponge thanks to the scene where he rode David Hasselhoff.
User avatar #23 - apocalypticburrito (10/03/2013) [-]
yeah and a lobster can be bigger than a sponge
i can only assume big since mr.crabs lives in an anchor
but like you said who knows it could be up to the creators after all misses puff is bigger than what a regular puffer fish would be
#20 - Picture 10/03/2013 on oh you .... mikasa ackerman! +4
#29 - sorry bro i dont know 10/03/2013 on Handsigns +1
#11 - what if the secret sauce is whale blubber  [+] (7 new replies) 10/03/2013 on Krabs Feels 0
User avatar #48 - fukkendragonite (10/03/2013) [-]
what if he took the boots?
User avatar #17 - dedaluminus (10/03/2013) [-]
Then in that case, Mr. Krabs must be running out soon. And soon it will be time for the harvest. Ia! Ia! Krabs Ftagn!
User avatar #18 - apocalypticburrito (10/03/2013) [-]
but just think how big a whale truly is
it could last for a long while
enough time for his daughter to grow for the next batch
#19 - dedaluminus (10/03/2013) [-]
Yeah I know, that's what I meant
User avatar #20 - apocalypticburrito (10/03/2013) [-]
itll be a while till his daughter is big enough
#21 - dedaluminus (10/03/2013) [-]
She might already be at full growth. Who knows how big whales get in that show? After all, she's 16, and roughly the same size as Larry the Lobster. Larry is about 2 or 3 times as big as Spongebob, who, from the movie, we can see is the size of a regular sponge thanks to the scene where he rode David Hasselhoff.
User avatar #23 - apocalypticburrito (10/03/2013) [-]
yeah and a lobster can be bigger than a sponge
i can only assume big since mr.crabs lives in an anchor
but like you said who knows it could be up to the creators after all misses puff is bigger than what a regular puffer fish would be
#27 - the most powerful jutsu of all  [+] (2 new replies) 10/03/2013 on Handsigns +9
#28 - anonymous (10/03/2013) [-]
sauce?
User avatar #29 - apocalypticburrito (10/03/2013) [-]
sorry bro i dont know
#170 - oh what the **** 10/03/2013 on Animal facts +1
#4 - why the long face? 10/02/2013 on Moar disney 0
#2 - if Jessie pinkman was Walter white he'd be Jessie letscookman 10/02/2013 on Jesse -1
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User avatar #21 to #20 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
no
#22 to #21 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]



yes


so what can i help you with my man
User avatar #23 to #22 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i just accidentally derped here
pls no kill i
User avatar #24 to #23 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
its cool man
you have a right to derp where you please
#25 to #24 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
is that so?
yay, is safe then?

User avatar #26 to #25 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
its totes safe
User avatar #27 to #26 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
you seems like a fine gentleman
i apologize for my imprudence act earlier

so, let's start over, shall we?
hello sir apocalypticburito, how is your day so far?
User avatar #28 to #27 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
pretty sweet i guess, same old stuff
how about you my good sir
User avatar #29 to #28 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i see, that's a relief
but, same old stuff? isnt it quite.,., stale?
doing same thing over and over. you should take some vacation once in awhile

as for me, things quite dandy if i must say for myself
thanks for asking
User avatar #30 to #29 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
oh no my good man no
i am a person who cannot do the same thing more than once,
i believe i am mentally incapable (i cant even watch a movie twice)
i like to make everyday different, its going quite well
have a merry Friday, fine stranger
User avatar #31 to #30 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i see, then you must be having trouble for everyday breathing, yes?
i feel sorry for you.

it's still thursday on asia region
User avatar #32 to #31 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
that's basic stuff
and as i said its just mental i don't like to repeat my self every breath is new air from a new place in a new time( i realize this logic is terrible flawed but whatever)
its Thursday here to but whats the point of saying have a good day when its almost over?
User avatar #33 to #32 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
**zameckis smirked**
hahaha alright"

hm.,., quite valid point, but still, what if to be said person will die before he/she sees the sun set?
User avatar #34 to #33 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
i think if you are dieing
your day isn't going good and it wont get better
User avatar #35 to #34 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
**zameckis clapping hands**
you managed to counter my mislead attempt with my own statement
congratulations.
#16 - anonymous (07/09/2013) [-]
you ****** bitch
User avatar #17 to #16 - apocalypticburrito (07/10/2013) [-]
?
im white bro
User avatar #7 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm just curious, how old are you? :3
User avatar #8 to #7 - apocalypticburrito (06/15/2013) [-]
im 17 btw
User avatar #9 to #8 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
Cool, I'm just curious, which school do you go to?
User avatar #10 to #9 - apocalypticburrito (06/15/2013) [-]
i used to go to dulwich
but now i got to yew wah
User avatar #11 to #10 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
**** , no way. I'm in Dulwich.
User avatar #12 to #11 - apocalypticburrito (06/15/2013) [-]
srsly
what class?
User avatar #13 to #12 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
....Wait you a dude or a girl?
User avatar #14 to #13 - apocalypticburrito (06/15/2013) [-]
im a dude
isnt that obvious?
User avatar #15 to #14 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm a girl.
User avatar #6 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
Hi.
Can we be friends? :3
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User avatar #4 - apocalypticburrito (04/24/2013) [-]
damn it
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