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Date Signed Up:10/28/2012
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#63 - no human can control all four elements the first avatar ha…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/20/2013 on Avatar Revelations Part 5 0
#70 - kapkap (10/20/2013) [-]
have to say i love having a reason for why no one else can perform more than one element of bending
User avatar #71 - apocalypticburrito (10/20/2013) [-]
yeah it would kinda take from the awesomeness of the avatar if anyone could be one
#72 - kapkap (10/20/2013) [-]
actually i think it has great potential for an extremely interesting story, just as the avatar is half spirit half human, what if someone else was allowed by the spirits to bend even just one more element, but at great risk when obtaining that power. im currently reading an avatar fanfic called embers that works around this premiss, havnt finished it yet but from what i have read i highly recommend it if you cant get enough avatar awesomeness
User avatar #79 - apocalypticburrito (10/20/2013) [-]
that does sound like a good story
#39 - from what i can tell it should be worth it i mean it will … 10/20/2013 on The elder scrolls online. 0
#40 - actually yes he looks like mako would be a decedent ooo fu… 10/20/2013 on Wan is best Avatar +1
#1 - learn to break it down a cube is just 2 right angled prisms 10/19/2013 on I have a brain like this! 0
#6 - i know what it is why the **** is it made in spore  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2013 on The Spore Experience 0
User avatar #7 - craaabs (10/19/2013) [-]
Because people who play video games have a damn sight more time on their hands than they need.
#4 - wtf man  [+] (3 new replies) 10/19/2013 on The Spore Experience +1
#5 - craaabs (10/19/2013) [-]
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it's dickbutt.
User avatar #6 - apocalypticburrito (10/19/2013) [-]
i know what it is
why the fuck is it made in spore
User avatar #7 - craaabs (10/19/2013) [-]
Because people who play video games have a damn sight more time on their hands than they need.
#15 - ill say 10/18/2013 on guys will understand 0
#13 - bro it should not hurt at all we are not women, we sho…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/18/2013 on guys will understand 0
User avatar #14 - teranin (10/18/2013) [-]
luckily I've never had that happen
User avatar #15 - apocalypticburrito (10/18/2013) [-]
ill say
#11 - that sounds crazy painful like damn  [+] (4 new replies) 10/18/2013 on guys will understand 0
User avatar #12 - teranin (10/18/2013) [-]
it can be, but it's not an all the time thing. maybe one out of every 7 or 8 get like that.
User avatar #13 - apocalypticburrito (10/18/2013) [-]
bro
it should not hurt at all
we are not women, we should not even be close to genital bleeding
what if it rips man
User avatar #14 - teranin (10/18/2013) [-]
luckily I've never had that happen
User avatar #15 - apocalypticburrito (10/18/2013) [-]
ill say
#9 - i always wonder if it hurt to not have fore skin  [+] (6 new replies) 10/18/2013 on guys will understand 0
User avatar #10 - teranin (10/18/2013) [-]
it can, it depends on how well you were circumcised. But yeah, it cuts off 15 square inches of flesh from your dong, so it's very easy to overstretch the skin with blood flow.
User avatar #11 - apocalypticburrito (10/18/2013) [-]
that sounds crazy painful
like damn
User avatar #12 - teranin (10/18/2013) [-]
it can be, but it's not an all the time thing. maybe one out of every 7 or 8 get like that.
User avatar #13 - apocalypticburrito (10/18/2013) [-]
bro
it should not hurt at all
we are not women, we should not even be close to genital bleeding
what if it rips man
User avatar #14 - teranin (10/18/2013) [-]
luckily I've never had that happen
User avatar #15 - apocalypticburrito (10/18/2013) [-]
ill say
#37 - uh huh well funny junk kinda is in hell so i don't see wha… 10/18/2013 on Dear, Admin 0
#12 - **** yeah MR.Fish  [+] (4 new replies) 10/18/2013 on MAGIKARP +29
#59 - punisherswar (10/19/2013) [-]
Love that damn comic series glad I found it
User avatar #15 - kikekicker (10/18/2013) [-]
Oh my god I almost pissed myself laughing at that picture.
User avatar #18 - itemexchange (10/18/2013) [-]
the whole comic is amazing id recoment id
not sure the name
google
manly men doing manly things itll come up
User avatar #24 - SeymoreButs (10/18/2013) [-]
Manly Guys doing Manly Things just to be clear: thepunchlineismachismo.com/
#26 - that Bart from the Simpsons isn't that bad 10/18/2013 on Costume Compilation Part One 0
#39 - awesome i was just thinking of wi-fi headphones shame they… 10/18/2013 on Why aren't we funding this? 0
#34 - i think if you are dieing your day isn't going good and it…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/17/2013 on apocalypticburrito's profile 0
User avatar #35 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
**zameckis clapping hands**
you managed to counter my mislead attempt with my own statement
congratulations.
#32 - that's basic stuff and as i said its just mental i don't l…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/17/2013 on apocalypticburrito's profile 0
User avatar #33 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
**zameckis smirked**
hahaha alright"

hm.,., quite valid point, but still, what if to be said person will die before he/she sees the sun set?
User avatar #34 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
i think if you are dieing
your day isn't going good and it wont get better
User avatar #35 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
**zameckis clapping hands**
you managed to counter my mislead attempt with my own statement
congratulations.
#30 - oh no my good man no i am a person who cannot do the same …  [+] (5 new replies) 10/17/2013 on apocalypticburrito's profile 0
User avatar #31 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i see, then you must be having trouble for everyday breathing, yes?
i feel sorry for you.

it's still thursday on asia region
User avatar #32 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
that's basic stuff
and as i said its just mental i don't like to repeat my self every breath is new air from a new place in a new time( i realize this logic is terrible flawed but whatever)
its Thursday here to but whats the point of saying have a good day when its almost over?
User avatar #33 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
**zameckis smirked**
hahaha alright"

hm.,., quite valid point, but still, what if to be said person will die before he/she sees the sun set?
User avatar #34 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
i think if you are dieing
your day isn't going good and it wont get better
User avatar #35 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
**zameckis clapping hands**
you managed to counter my mislead attempt with my own statement
congratulations.
#28 - pretty sweet i guess, same old stuff how about you my good sir  [+] (7 new replies) 10/17/2013 on apocalypticburrito's profile 0
User avatar #29 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i see, that's a relief
but, same old stuff? isnt it quite.,., stale?
doing same thing over and over. you should take some vacation once in awhile

as for me, things quite dandy if i must say for myself
thanks for asking
User avatar #30 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
oh no my good man no
i am a person who cannot do the same thing more than once,
i believe i am mentally incapable (i cant even watch a movie twice)
i like to make everyday different, its going quite well
have a merry Friday, fine stranger
User avatar #31 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i see, then you must be having trouble for everyday breathing, yes?
i feel sorry for you.

it's still thursday on asia region
User avatar #32 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
that's basic stuff
and as i said its just mental i don't like to repeat my self every breath is new air from a new place in a new time( i realize this logic is terrible flawed but whatever)
its Thursday here to but whats the point of saying have a good day when its almost over?
User avatar #33 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
**zameckis smirked**
hahaha alright"

hm.,., quite valid point, but still, what if to be said person will die before he/she sees the sun set?
User avatar #34 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
i think if you are dieing
your day isn't going good and it wont get better
User avatar #35 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
**zameckis clapping hands**
you managed to counter my mislead attempt with my own statement
congratulations.
#26 - its totes safe  [+] (9 new replies) 10/17/2013 on apocalypticburrito's profile 0
User avatar #27 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
you seems like a fine gentleman
i apologize for my imprudence act earlier

so, let's start over, shall we?
hello sir apocalypticburito, how is your day so far?
User avatar #28 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
pretty sweet i guess, same old stuff
how about you my good sir
User avatar #29 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i see, that's a relief
but, same old stuff? isnt it quite.,., stale?
doing same thing over and over. you should take some vacation once in awhile

as for me, things quite dandy if i must say for myself
thanks for asking
User avatar #30 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
oh no my good man no
i am a person who cannot do the same thing more than once,
i believe i am mentally incapable (i cant even watch a movie twice)
i like to make everyday different, its going quite well
have a merry Friday, fine stranger
User avatar #31 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i see, then you must be having trouble for everyday breathing, yes?
i feel sorry for you.

it's still thursday on asia region
User avatar #32 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
that's basic stuff
and as i said its just mental i don't like to repeat my self every breath is new air from a new place in a new time( i realize this logic is terrible flawed but whatever)
its Thursday here to but whats the point of saying have a good day when its almost over?
User avatar #33 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
**zameckis smirked**
hahaha alright"

hm.,., quite valid point, but still, what if to be said person will die before he/she sees the sun set?
User avatar #34 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
i think if you are dieing
your day isn't going good and it wont get better
User avatar #35 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
**zameckis clapping hands**
you managed to counter my mislead attempt with my own statement
congratulations.
#24 - its cool man you have a right to derp where you please  [+] (11 new replies) 10/17/2013 on apocalypticburrito's profile 0
#25 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
is that so?
yay, is safe then?

User avatar #26 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
its totes safe
User avatar #27 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
you seems like a fine gentleman
i apologize for my imprudence act earlier

so, let's start over, shall we?
hello sir apocalypticburito, how is your day so far?
User avatar #28 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
pretty sweet i guess, same old stuff
how about you my good sir
User avatar #29 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i see, that's a relief
but, same old stuff? isnt it quite.,., stale?
doing same thing over and over. you should take some vacation once in awhile

as for me, things quite dandy if i must say for myself
thanks for asking
User avatar #30 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
oh no my good man no
i am a person who cannot do the same thing more than once,
i believe i am mentally incapable (i cant even watch a movie twice)
i like to make everyday different, its going quite well
have a merry Friday, fine stranger
User avatar #31 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i see, then you must be having trouble for everyday breathing, yes?
i feel sorry for you.

it's still thursday on asia region
User avatar #32 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
that's basic stuff
and as i said its just mental i don't like to repeat my self every breath is new air from a new place in a new time( i realize this logic is terrible flawed but whatever)
its Thursday here to but whats the point of saying have a good day when its almost over?
User avatar #33 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
**zameckis smirked**
hahaha alright"

hm.,., quite valid point, but still, what if to be said person will die before he/she sees the sun set?
User avatar #34 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
i think if you are dieing
your day isn't going good and it wont get better
User avatar #35 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
**zameckis clapping hands**
you managed to counter my mislead attempt with my own statement
congratulations.
#100 - hes just like why am i here? and when does bryan come on? 10/17/2013 on Fashion Confuses Aaron Paul +7
#22 - yes so what can i help you …  [+] (13 new replies) 10/17/2013 on apocalypticburrito's profile 0
User avatar #23 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i just accidentally derped here
pls no kill i
User avatar #24 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
its cool man
you have a right to derp where you please
#25 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
is that so?
yay, is safe then?

User avatar #26 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
its totes safe
User avatar #27 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
you seems like a fine gentleman
i apologize for my imprudence act earlier

so, let's start over, shall we?
hello sir apocalypticburito, how is your day so far?
User avatar #28 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
pretty sweet i guess, same old stuff
how about you my good sir
User avatar #29 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i see, that's a relief
but, same old stuff? isnt it quite.,., stale?
doing same thing over and over. you should take some vacation once in awhile

as for me, things quite dandy if i must say for myself
thanks for asking
User avatar #30 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
oh no my good man no
i am a person who cannot do the same thing more than once,
i believe i am mentally incapable (i cant even watch a movie twice)
i like to make everyday different, its going quite well
have a merry Friday, fine stranger
User avatar #31 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i see, then you must be having trouble for everyday breathing, yes?
i feel sorry for you.

it's still thursday on asia region
User avatar #32 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
that's basic stuff
and as i said its just mental i don't like to repeat my self every breath is new air from a new place in a new time( i realize this logic is terrible flawed but whatever)
its Thursday here to but whats the point of saying have a good day when its almost over?
User avatar #33 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
**zameckis smirked**
hahaha alright"

hm.,., quite valid point, but still, what if to be said person will die before he/she sees the sun set?
User avatar #34 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
i think if you are dieing
your day isn't going good and it wont get better
User avatar #35 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
**zameckis clapping hands**
you managed to counter my mislead attempt with my own statement
congratulations.
#20 - hello there  [+] (15 new replies) 10/17/2013 on apocalypticburrito's profile 0
User avatar #21 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
no
#22 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]



yes


so what can i help you with my man
User avatar #23 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i just accidentally derped here
pls no kill i
User avatar #24 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
its cool man
you have a right to derp where you please
#25 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
is that so?
yay, is safe then?

User avatar #26 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
its totes safe
User avatar #27 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
you seems like a fine gentleman
i apologize for my imprudence act earlier

so, let's start over, shall we?
hello sir apocalypticburito, how is your day so far?
User avatar #28 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
pretty sweet i guess, same old stuff
how about you my good sir
User avatar #29 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i see, that's a relief
but, same old stuff? isnt it quite.,., stale?
doing same thing over and over. you should take some vacation once in awhile

as for me, things quite dandy if i must say for myself
thanks for asking
User avatar #30 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
oh no my good man no
i am a person who cannot do the same thing more than once,
i believe i am mentally incapable (i cant even watch a movie twice)
i like to make everyday different, its going quite well
have a merry Friday, fine stranger
User avatar #31 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i see, then you must be having trouble for everyday breathing, yes?
i feel sorry for you.

it's still thursday on asia region
User avatar #32 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
that's basic stuff
and as i said its just mental i don't like to repeat my self every breath is new air from a new place in a new time( i realize this logic is terrible flawed but whatever)
its Thursday here to but whats the point of saying have a good day when its almost over?
User avatar #33 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
**zameckis smirked**
hahaha alright"

hm.,., quite valid point, but still, what if to be said person will die before he/she sees the sun set?
User avatar #34 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
i think if you are dieing
your day isn't going good and it wont get better
User avatar #35 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
**zameckis clapping hands**
you managed to counter my mislead attempt with my own statement
congratulations.
#2 - sound about right cant wait till the huge battle then enli… 10/16/2013 on Specutations of S02 0
#6 - cannot unsee 10/16/2013 on Have A Reaction GIF :) +2

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User avatar #21 to #20 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
no
#22 to #21 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]



yes


so what can i help you with my man
User avatar #23 to #22 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i just accidentally derped here
pls no kill i
User avatar #24 to #23 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
its cool man
you have a right to derp where you please
#25 to #24 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
is that so?
yay, is safe then?

User avatar #26 to #25 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
its totes safe
User avatar #27 to #26 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
you seems like a fine gentleman
i apologize for my imprudence act earlier

so, let's start over, shall we?
hello sir apocalypticburito, how is your day so far?
User avatar #28 to #27 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
pretty sweet i guess, same old stuff
how about you my good sir
User avatar #29 to #28 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i see, that's a relief
but, same old stuff? isnt it quite.,., stale?
doing same thing over and over. you should take some vacation once in awhile

as for me, things quite dandy if i must say for myself
thanks for asking
User avatar #30 to #29 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
oh no my good man no
i am a person who cannot do the same thing more than once,
i believe i am mentally incapable (i cant even watch a movie twice)
i like to make everyday different, its going quite well
have a merry Friday, fine stranger
User avatar #31 to #30 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i see, then you must be having trouble for everyday breathing, yes?
i feel sorry for you.

it's still thursday on asia region
User avatar #32 to #31 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
that's basic stuff
and as i said its just mental i don't like to repeat my self every breath is new air from a new place in a new time( i realize this logic is terrible flawed but whatever)
its Thursday here to but whats the point of saying have a good day when its almost over?
User avatar #33 to #32 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
**zameckis smirked**
hahaha alright"

hm.,., quite valid point, but still, what if to be said person will die before he/she sees the sun set?
User avatar #34 to #33 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
i think if you are dieing
your day isn't going good and it wont get better
User avatar #35 to #34 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
**zameckis clapping hands**
you managed to counter my mislead attempt with my own statement
congratulations.
#16 - anonexplains (07/09/2013) [-]
you ****** bitch
User avatar #17 to #16 - apocalypticburrito (07/10/2013) [-]
?
im white bro
User avatar #7 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm just curious, how old are you? :3
User avatar #8 to #7 - apocalypticburrito (06/15/2013) [-]
im 17 btw
User avatar #9 to #8 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
Cool, I'm just curious, which school do you go to?
User avatar #10 to #9 - apocalypticburrito (06/15/2013) [-]
i used to go to dulwich
but now i got to yew wah
User avatar #11 to #10 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
**** , no way. I'm in Dulwich.
User avatar #12 to #11 - apocalypticburrito (06/15/2013) [-]
srsly
what class?
User avatar #13 to #12 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
....Wait you a dude or a girl?
User avatar #14 to #13 - apocalypticburrito (06/15/2013) [-]
im a dude
isnt that obvious?
User avatar #15 to #14 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm a girl.
User avatar #6 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
Hi.
Can we be friends? :3
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User avatar #4 - apocalypticburrito (04/24/2013) [-]
damn it
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