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#20 - hello there  [+] (15 new replies) 10/17/2013 on apocalypticburrito's profile 0
User avatar #21 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
no
#22 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]



yes


so what can i help you with my man
User avatar #23 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i just accidentally derped here
pls no kill i
User avatar #24 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
its cool man
you have a right to derp where you please
#25 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
is that so?
yay, is safe then?

User avatar #26 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
its totes safe
User avatar #27 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
you seems like a fine gentleman
i apologize for my imprudence act earlier

so, let's start over, shall we?
hello sir apocalypticburito, how is your day so far?
User avatar #28 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
pretty sweet i guess, same old stuff
how about you my good sir
User avatar #29 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i see, that's a relief
but, same old stuff? isnt it quite.,., stale?
doing same thing over and over. you should take some vacation once in awhile

as for me, things quite dandy if i must say for myself
thanks for asking
User avatar #30 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
oh no my good man no
i am a person who cannot do the same thing more than once,
i believe i am mentally incapable (i cant even watch a movie twice)
i like to make everyday different, its going quite well
have a merry Friday, fine stranger
User avatar #31 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i see, then you must be having trouble for everyday breathing, yes?
i feel sorry for you.

it's still thursday on asia region
User avatar #32 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
that's basic stuff
and as i said its just mental i don't like to repeat my self every breath is new air from a new place in a new time( i realize this logic is terrible flawed but whatever)
its Thursday here to but whats the point of saying have a good day when its almost over?
User avatar #33 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
**zameckis smirked**
hahaha alright"

hm.,., quite valid point, but still, what if to be said person will die before he/she sees the sun set?
User avatar #34 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
i think if you are dieing
your day isn't going good and it wont get better
User avatar #35 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
**zameckis clapping hands**
you managed to counter my mislead attempt with my own statement
congratulations.
#2 - sound about right cant wait till the huge battle then enli… 10/16/2013 on Specutations of S02 0
#6 - cannot unsee 10/16/2013 on Have A Reaction GIF :) +2
#20 - zhu li do the thing 10/16/2013 on kill the main character +6
#18 - are you trying to break the universe no man should double … 10/15/2013 on Perpetuum Mobile +1
#7 - dragonallnitelong 10/14/2013 on This bothers me to no end. +1
#20 - IT EXPLODED WITH BABY SPIDERS this is an extreme case of w… 10/13/2013 on Gross 0
#8 - guys this is not funny anorexia is not a joke 10/12/2013 on The nerve system of a human. +31
#6 - Picture 10/12/2013 on Different perspectives 0
#5 - hey, here's an idea for you angry guys  [+] (1 new reply) 10/12/2013 on Different perspectives 0
#6 - apocalypticburrito (10/12/2013) [-]
#115 - yeah it really wasn't that hard 10/12/2013 on MFW 0
#45 - and now the bitching about the ads begin and just get an a…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/11/2013 on MFW 0
User avatar #88 - ilovemyguns (10/11/2013) [-]
Seriously though.


Just get 40.
User avatar #115 - apocalypticburrito (10/12/2013) [-]
yeah it really wasn't that hard
#12 - ooooooooooo damn 10/10/2013 on She's a pretty good character +2
#26 - oh god all i see is shaggy's beard  [+] (1 new reply) 10/09/2013 on Got to be a G +11
#152 - anonymous (10/09/2013) [-]
Oh god those movies.
#17 - this is commonly called love or a heart condition either one… 10/07/2013 on Palcatraz 0
#15 - if you still like a girl after jerking it then its love i… 10/07/2013 on The right way to debate... 0
#49 - im pretty sure why alakazam and machamp and close because they… 10/07/2013 on Pokemon Facts #1 0
#30 - sometimes nature is the best thing in the world … 10/07/2013 on All of my nope 0
#4 - i heard mountain dew shrinks your dick 10/06/2013 on gaming nirvana 0
#9 - friend ship is laser lesbians 10/06/2013 on Here have some bread +3
#5 - yeah i like to think of it that way too makes things a lot…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/06/2013 on hmm 0
User avatar #6 - zeroxnight (10/06/2013) [-]
exactly, time is a fabric. think of that shit in a higher dimension. make time itself a 2d plot our universe is a line that infinitely branches out. more likely to get lost in a parallel universe than anything else, even if there was a space time parallel world navigator. his point of origin was that original branch. just because he cut it off by going back does not change the fact he first started the journey at the now broken off and destroyed branch. if he perfectly goes back to his correct timeline/universe the past of that universe never had any interference. oh yeah, the seed our universe grew out of was the big bang. black holes are fruits that grow into other universes once those black holes 'dissipate' out of this universe and are planted into the soil that is a void containing all universes. that is the membrane string theory explanation of multiverses. the laws of the universe are its dna. there are universes with different laws. future universes may have different laws due to mutations. if you think about it, biology and the universe itself may not be all that different. although i think this universe is probably a plant. if this universe was animal like then that is like a god of sorts and it could learn to change its own laws. I am starting to hit a jackpot of understand based off of current theories of how the universe operates and the origin and comparisons to life forms on earth
#6 - i believe this is from to aru majutsu no index not rail gun …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/06/2013 on Here have some bread +1
User avatar #8 - traelos (10/06/2013) [-]
Hey hey whoa hey whoa.

Railgun is the lebsian friendship laser gun spinoff.
User avatar #9 - apocalypticburrito (10/06/2013) [-]
friend ship is laser lesbians
#18 - im sorry my friend but gangam style is a meme or it was bu… 10/06/2013 on (untitled) -2
#8 - it would have to be where they did something important sin…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/06/2013 on Sokka statue? 0
User avatar #19 - dogwars (10/06/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure banging the avatar is a good enough achievement.
User avatar #18 - mymiddleleg (10/06/2013) [-]
Sokka became the representative for the Southern Water Tribe and he also became the United Republic Council chairman and a master swordsman
#96 - i did all this im not a '90s kid i was only born in 19… 10/06/2013 on I remember all of this 0
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#20 to #19 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
hello there
User avatar #21 to #20 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
no
#22 to #21 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]



yes


so what can i help you with my man
User avatar #23 to #22 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i just accidentally derped here
pls no kill i
User avatar #24 to #23 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
its cool man
you have a right to derp where you please
#25 to #24 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
is that so?
yay, is safe then?

User avatar #26 to #25 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
its totes safe
User avatar #27 to #26 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
you seems like a fine gentleman
i apologize for my imprudence act earlier

so, let's start over, shall we?
hello sir apocalypticburito, how is your day so far?
User avatar #28 to #27 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
pretty sweet i guess, same old stuff
how about you my good sir
User avatar #29 to #28 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i see, that's a relief
but, same old stuff? isnt it quite.,., stale?
doing same thing over and over. you should take some vacation once in awhile

as for me, things quite dandy if i must say for myself
thanks for asking
User avatar #30 to #29 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
oh no my good man no
i am a person who cannot do the same thing more than once,
i believe i am mentally incapable (i cant even watch a movie twice)
i like to make everyday different, its going quite well
have a merry Friday, fine stranger
User avatar #31 to #30 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i see, then you must be having trouble for everyday breathing, yes?
i feel sorry for you.

it's still thursday on asia region
User avatar #32 to #31 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
that's basic stuff
and as i said its just mental i don't like to repeat my self every breath is new air from a new place in a new time( i realize this logic is terrible flawed but whatever)
its Thursday here to but whats the point of saying have a good day when its almost over?
User avatar #33 to #32 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
**zameckis smirked**
hahaha alright"

hm.,., quite valid point, but still, what if to be said person will die before he/she sees the sun set?
User avatar #34 to #33 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
i think if you are dieing
your day isn't going good and it wont get better
User avatar #35 to #34 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
**zameckis clapping hands**
you managed to counter my mislead attempt with my own statement
congratulations.
#16 - anonymous (07/09/2013) [-]
you ****** bitch
User avatar #17 to #16 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
?
im white bro
User avatar #7 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm just curious, how old are you? :3
User avatar #8 to #7 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
im 17 btw
User avatar #9 to #8 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
Cool, I'm just curious, which school do you go to?
User avatar #10 to #9 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
i used to go to dulwich
but now i got to yew wah
User avatar #11 to #10 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
**** , no way. I'm in Dulwich.
User avatar #12 to #11 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
srsly
what class?
User avatar #13 to #12 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
....Wait you a dude or a girl?
User avatar #14 to #13 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
im a dude
isnt that obvious?
User avatar #15 to #14 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm a girl.
User avatar #6 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
Hi.
Can we be friends? :3
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User avatar #4 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
damn it
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