**antisocialtwilight uses science to force a volcanic eruption, decimating Rook Island**

If you love your job, you'll never work a day in your life.

**warzon slowly begins to take out a small device curseing**

Until lava is involved.

Hate the warmth.

GIVE ME FUEL, GIVE ME FIRE, GIVE ME THAT WHICH I DESIRE!
Heat is good.

**warzon suddenly tosses the device into the flames suddenly causeing them to freeze at the base avoiding the deaths of many**

Well i prefer the cold.

Give a man a torch, he'll be warm for a day. Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

I don't like the cold. It reminds me of loneliness, of isolation. I don't like that either.

Cold has a habbit of driveing people closer-
Speaking of which your cell mate will be very close to you for causeing a volcano to erupt.

But if they lock me up, I'll never tell them where I'm targeting my next volcano strike...

Well thats simple we'll just repeat this-
Me deactivateing the volcanos with a cold device.

You loseing your anal virginity in prision

You sitting in a damp cold cell.

The ignition device is at the Yellowstone Supervolcano. I'm not a comic book villain. Do you honestly think I would explain my master plan to you if there was even the slightest possibility you could affect the outcome?
I triggered it 35 minutes ago.

Thats good-
We removed it three hours ago.

Thats why you dont **** with changeling spys...
*Casualy leans foward smileing gently*
Or well...unless its ******* a changeling spy then its diffrent.

And just what are you insinuating, Warzon? What do you expect to happen today, apart from the usual scene where I escape you unharmed and ready to hatch another scheme? You'll tire of stopping me long before I stop trying.

**warzon casualy begins to chuckle**

I am insinuating that maybe we should get lunch,
Afterall we've been foiling eachother for a long time havent we?
And you've said that now-
But in a few years when were back to the volcano thing and ill casualy inform you of the number of times you've done the volcano thing.

Lunch? I'm not hungry. Aside from that, I'm familiar enough with Changeling anatomy to know you can't eat food, human or irken. We have been foiling each other a long time. Long enough for me to know your strengths and weaknesses. You feed off of love, but with me, you will surely starve.

Dear you miss something:We also eat meat.

Human or irken...*Casualy smiles leaning foward and pecking anti's forehead*

And i dont mind its better conversation then most...See you around sweetie.

Arrivederci.

(i could slip in some romantic text if you want.

Thanks but no, it wouldn't feel right. I got a girlfriend and she's really special to me and I wouldn't want to betray her by doing romantic RPing. Hope that makes sense.

Ah okay.

Wiedersehen Sie wunderbare Frau.

For now at least.

I said that I once did an RP with you where you were snooping into Tak's base.

Ah just curious.

NO!
*breathes deeply, as if composing herself*
Not.
In.
My.
Home.
If you have a problem with that, then you can keep your furniture.

He raises his hands. "Allright. Just trying to be neighborly. I mean... Its gotta be lonely is all. With everyone overlooking this house and not even giving a how do you do, or an invitation to the neighborhood block parties." he pauses. "But I can see you're not interested in that. Anyhow, thanks for your time. Hopefully the domestic disputes will start to go down once we get the police to check on Zim's home."

Wait! *she begins playing with her hands*
Listen, Zim is an...old friend of mine. Like you said his parents are really weird, it's hard for him. I'll check up on him for you, that way you don't need to get the police involved.
It would just be so hard on him, people would start to talk. I mean, you know some of the horrible rumors the others are spreading about him...

"Well... We're worried that he's being abused. And we're trying to investigate the house and get him out of there. Its for the best of your friend."

Zim's parents? Abuse? Hah! No way, they're hippies. *ahem*
They do, however, need a stern talking-to, and that's what I'll do. Calling the police over would just enrage them and make the problem worse!
I've been dealing with them for a while, I know how to handle this situation, you just leave Zim to me. I'll even show them the petition, they're all about democracy in action.

"Are you allright? You're starting to... Act odd. The police will just be investigating to see if Zim is okay, and if his parents show hostile intent. If they aren't violent, then there's no issue. Right?"

The issue is that you keep prying into other people's business when it's none of your concern! Leave Zim and me alone, Zim is tougher than he looks, he doesn't need you to rescue him, and I don't need your furniture, I am not a charity case!

"I'm not prying. I've yet to ask a single thing about you that isn't relevant to the neighborhood association. As for zim, its the entire block that's concerned, not just me, miss thing."

Then you can tell everyone on the block that Zim is thick-skinned and doesn't need people snooping in his private affairs and conspiring behind his back! We're not part of your community, and we never will be, of that you can be certain.

"Okay miss thing. I'm not trying to be hostile, or pry or anything. It's not my business, but you're about to make it mine if you cross me." *crosses his arms*

You know what? Here's a sense of community for you. If you don't leave my property in the next 12 seconds, I'll sic my supercat on you to shred your balls, and I'l have her give them to Zim's retarded dog as a "Welcome-to-the-neighborhood" present.

He throws his hands up in the air. "Allright, I'll leave. I might just get the police involved in checking you out. After all, you're a teenage girl living by herself with negligent parents. Not exactly safe. Even if its all okay, it's an inconvenience. You've crossed the wrong fellow today." He starts to turn around and make his way to the curb to finish his job.

*she pulls out her gun* Is that a threat? Are you threatening me, Mr. Burgner? I don't take kindly to threats.

Whoa whoa whoa... WHERE did you get a gun? And are you threatening to KILL me in broad daylight on the street? that'll end badly

I got it from my "negligent parents". You're too late human, my mind is made up. You've stuck your nose in the business of those infinitely your greater! We are invaders, the Irken Empire's elite, planet-conquering force! I will destroy you, your planet, Zim, and any who get in my wa-*BOOM*
*an explosion of gore rings out as the man's head is shot point blank by a large-caliber pistol...wielded by Zim. He smirks at Tak, that smug smirk of an idiot triumphant. Tak's face is spattered in blood*
Mimi! Come clean up this mess! I have to neuralize the neighbors...after a shower!

Hits the ground hard, blood flowing out of his head in large quantities, and starting to go into shock, his brain highly damaged. He begins to convulse, dying, but not dead yet. The air is still, and a few people are staring out of their windows, shocked by the sudden gunshot

*Tak sighs, and pulls out a nuclear detonator.*
Skoodge, beam Zim and I onto the ship.
There goes the neighborhood...*Click*

'Ello? Yes, what is it?

He peers into the entryway, then at the teenager at the door. "Er... Hey. I was hoping to get your signature on this petition. That small house on the corner, where all the gnomes are is victim of several noise complaints. But... You seem a little young to be living here alone. Are your parents home?"

Parents? Oh, right, uh...no, I live alone. They live...pretty far away.
These noise complaints, what were they, specifically?

"bangs. Almost like explosions. Also a lot of screaming. And what sounds like a blender or T.V. overheating." *leans a little bit, trying to look into the hous a little more, and hands her one of the fliers* Here's a complete list of infractions.

*drops the flier behind her carelessly*
I quite enjoy my privacy, is there something you're looking for, Mr...?

"Burgner. Mark Burgner. Pardon my curiosity. Just this house never replies to neighborhood inquiries, requests, watch meetings, or anything else really. In fact, a lot of people think this house is abandoned. I've seen you moving around from time to time when I walk by, so I tell them otherwise."

Mark Burgner. My name is Tak. Now let me tell you something: as you have no doubt noticed, I'm a teenager living alone in a house, still in school and working insane hours at a *dreadful* weenie stand. I don't make a lot of money, what I make goes into bills, groceries, and cat-products.
That's why my house is so sparsely furnished, and why I don't respond to the inane inquiries, requests, and watch meetings.
*sigh*
I do, however, appreciate your advocacy on my behalf on this matter.

Well, Um... Perhaps you'd be willing to show up to the next neighborhood meeting? to at least let them someone lives here. Its spring break at school after all. Er... And someone needs to trim that lawn. *peers over her shoulder* you know, I've got some old furniture if you'd like to spruce up your living room a bit."

*moves to block his view* Furniture? I..oh yes...what color is it? I won't take anything yellow...or orange!
The lawn? Oh yes, I'll have my cat right on that.
Neighborhood meeting, eh? Is Zim going to be there? The one who screams a lot?

"Err... No, I have an old salmon recliner, a wicker loveseat, and a green couch. Mismatched as a set, but free. And no, he doesn't. His parents kind of... Freaked out on us last time."

Of course you people would be fooled by...wait, wicked loveseat?! What are you trying to pull here, Mr. Burger?!

"A love seat? A couch for 2, made of wicker?" He looks a tad confused. 'Ad what do you mean you'll get the cat on the lawn? Wait, you have a pet?"

*blinks*
Wicker. Couch. Of course.
My cat, yes, she's a small grey cat, more like my assistant, though.
She'll be cutting the lawn, I don't like getting my hands dirty like that.

"Er... Your cat can mow the lawn? That's a first. And you'll have to register your cat, so that people with allergies know not to deliver to your home." He smiles. "So... would you like to pick up that furniture? I'll be happy to help you move it. I just need to get it off my hands."

Of course my cat can mow the lawn...why?
Cats do that, don't they?
Anyway, it's impossible to be allergic to my cat, so I won't be registering her.
As for the furniture, Mimi and I will be able to get it just fine. Just leave it outside, we'll come by eventually, unless your bureaucracy has something to say about that as well?

"Most cats don't do much of anything. And I could get the furniture over to your house except all but the loveseat is kind of heavy, and I'll need some help. Er... Is your pet spayed?"

No, her name is Mimi. I already said me and my cat will be able to get the furniture just fine. My cat could get them, my presence is just for show. She's much stronger than she looks.
People can't be allergic to her because she's a rob-er, robust cat, yes, very healthy. But also she doesn't shed. I'd be allergic otherwise.

"Your... Cat can help me lift the furniture from my house down the block to your place?"

No; my cat can lift the furniture from your house to mine by herself. I appreciate the donation, but you will not be coming into my home, persistent though you may be.

"Hmm? I just needed to get the furniture to your house. I'm not trying to go into your bedroom, or your restroom. A young lady needs her privacy, and I fully understand this. But helping you set up a couch in your living room shouldn't be an issue." He pauses and scratches his head. "And I think I'd like to see this super cat of yours..."

No pictures, please!

(i sugest posting to the top

**warzon proceeds to fall backwords cameo failing**

AH HOW THE-

*Mimi the robot cat catches Warzon*
What's up?

**warzon dint exactly fall to the ground instead landing on his hands and doing a back flip stretching**

Oh just your...Friendly sp- Neibourhood watch.

Well, nothing evil going on here!
Just your ordinary Earth home with ordinary stasis tubes filled with completely ordinary missing persons!

...Wait stasis tubes?...
*Warzy slowly raises a eyebrow...another sign he wasnt Exactly human*

Thats sounds pretty evil.

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Er...did I say stasis? I didn't mean to say that. What I meant to say was...Relaxation! Relaxation tubes! They're...relaxing...which explains why they're so still...

Yeah...Its like they arent breathing.
At all.
In suspended sleep.
With no outword apperance that they are relaxing...

That's how relaxed they are! The machine takes care of everything.
Why don't you give it a try...?

I would if my Biology dint break it over time.
I mean...*He slowly raises a eyebrow at her*
I dont have time to relax afterall.

Really...I insist...

**warzon slowly yawns**

Well i am pretty tired of your bull. So why dont we have a nice cup of tea in private...Were other....Neibourhood watch officers arent watching.

I'll have a juice box instead. You can have tea. Then, I'll set you up in a nice Comfort Tube.

**warzon casualy enters her home shrugging**

Well if you insist afterall its fun to see it expload horribley.

...explode horribly?
Explain.

Well dear besides the fact that i said my biology doesnt react well?

I dislike invaders on a claimed planet.
*He casualy sits down on a nearby couch shrugging*

At least invaders who are...Halfway competent.

Halfway competent?! I am a completely competent! How many planets have you conquered? It's not like I can just melt the ice caps and be done with it, I need to kidnap, enslave, or indoctrinate the civilian populace. Otherwise your race would face extermination by the Grand Irken Fleet! I'm trying to save humanity though submission! Zim would rather have the Tallest wipe out everything for a field promotion!

Ive conquered your homeworld dispite no one noticeing.
Ive inflitrated the rebels and fund them for the hell of it.
I have been kidnapping people, Missing persons ring a bell?
And you do realise we are Changelings dear...To kill my race is to kill all life simply because we blend in Too well.
And i said am only worried about Even halfway competent invaders zim doesnt count.
Not by a long shot.
Not.
By.
A.
Long.
Shot.
*He then proceeds to mimic her voice*

Besides you were defeated by a human and Zim.

It was TWO humans, Dib, the Hunter, Gaz, the Queen of Rage, and Zim, who had Irken resources, and my malfunctioning robot!
I had to make everything I had, including my ship, from scrap on the planet Dirt!
Do you know how hard it is to serve an empire an entire planet on a silver platter, by yourself, with minuscule resources, and a opposition like that?

Two humans? Oh NOOOOO its like....Twice as much stupid.
And a-oh wait yeah i can forgive you for the Gaz.
And your supose to build a firewall based on the Computer viruses on planet...Even said in the manual but i can forgive that for being...Well you failed to get in.
*He slowly begins to ponder*

Dear i feed off Emotions.
Emotions grant me power.
Humans over overemotionative.
So basicly i woun't quite know a possible way i could fail but then again.
Your only half way competent and barely a fledgeling in age while myself have been around since the first idea of invasion.

So all in all i guess hindsight for you...

And? Oh, and here's the transparent pic if you want it.

and? is amazing! tak mother ****** ! also I may or may not find a use for that...

Hell yeah! I use Tak as a mascot, though I don't have many pictures of her due to lack of source material.

Wat.

Oh! That was unexpected. Hi!

Hello.

What's up? Also got to the part in Homestuck where Calliope is introduced and stuff.

**warzon casualy fondles anti's ass**

Oh nothing much.
Your opinion on that?

Confused, as in how one does that casually.

Just...um...on thing...you know I'm a guy, right?
I mean, if so, carry on, just want to be clear.

I woun't mind either way.

Does what?

Casually fondle an ass. Seems like it's pretty high on the list of things one can't do casually.

Well first you stand near the person
Then move your hand down casualy without much outward sign.
Then you ***** it and stroke it without moveing that much except to see the reaction.

Well, **** if that's not a one-way ticket to HR. But still, useful to know what to call it if anyone does that to me.

**warzon shrugs and ****** antis ass**

All well.

Still, I guess over the internet it's fine.

I need more friends.

Is that all?
Internet friends or?

**antisocialtwilight feels it in five minutes in the eye**

**warzon then proceeds to poke MUCH lower for the sexual interaction through time and space**

Ow, my eye! What was that? Hey, may ass!

**warzon casualy closes a curtain over the time travel machine**

Much fun times ahead.

So I herd u leik Homestuck?

Yes.

Vriska is my favorite, because evil is cool. Is it wrong that I laughed when she crippled then killed Tavros?

Nope.
My favorite is between vriska and Kanaya.
Mostly Because Kanaya Is My Patron troll.
And Kanaya And Vriska Is My OTP Sadly.

This.

You deserve plus one hugs.

Thanks! I just had to save it, it was perfect! I wish I had more meme-like pictures of Vriska and Homestuck in general.

Ah, that's unfortunate. I kinda ship that, but not as much as JohnVrisk.
That was the plan...to give you a boner.

That shoun't be too hard from one such as you of course.

So...you got one?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=507Ve-rCb8o

Touche.
G'night ::::)

Night.

By PMV I mean using a song, not original, added to ponies, like if I were to add "Where is My Mind" by the Pixies to ponies. In all honesty I don't like most music bronies make, it's usually techno/dubstep.

Ah, okay. Yeah, though there are some brony artists that play acoustic and orchestral.

This makes me laugh waaaay too hard...

"hehe, it´s hilarious... and tell me, have you been writing stories??"

I've been adding to the next chapter of my story, but it's big, and I need to find the right words to express what's going on. I really should get back to work on them...
I've also gotten an idea for a story starring Braeburn, Soarin, and Shining Armor. It's like an "Wild west meets mafia corruption", then having those two collide.

Hey, how you been?
I haven't been posting on the thread as much, I've been really tired lately.

"not really much, some people migrated to the friendly board, but i stay in the thread 14. and how you been lately??"

I've been alright. School is frustrating because people are stupid, but mostly I've just been bored and tired.
I've been wanting to write my story more, but inspiration is difficult sometimes. Used to be, all I had to do was stay up late and an idea would come to me, but I don't stay up late as much. Tonight, I'll write the next chapter.

"tell me when i can read it, i´d be pleased to be your beta reader..."

Promise you won't post any spoilers?

"i´m a good mare, now please, keep writing, what i shall read."

WASAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Revenge!

I didn't want it anyway, take it.

lol I don't even know what the point of them is. Reminds me of Harvest Moon, though :P

okay seen it, deleted, kthx.

Dammit.
http://www.youtube com/watch?v=IhWyk0HQjsc&feature=related

*fingers crossed*

Sounds pretty rad!

Yeah, I've been really into mashups lately. Only good ones, though. No katy perry, no lady gaga, no lil dick wayne, none of that **** .
I dislike them so much, I neglected to capitalize their names out of spite.

"lil dick wayne"

Ha ha

Hey, wanna see that pic about my old account?

Sure.

Take a guess which one I was.
I used to use that pic all the time, so it became my unintentional mascot. That was around Thread 8 or some time before that.

I don't even know...

Oh.
I've been Applejack this whole time, I thought you would be able to deduce that I was the discorded Applejack in the picture.
Cause I am.

Oh!

My brain derped for a few minutes...

It's fine. I made this account because I had a friend who used this site and I didn't want him to know I was a brony, but he's not my friend anymore anyway, so it doesn't matter anymore.

Is being a brony really a bad thing?

For me, yeah. Being a brony isn't that big of a part of my life. I tried meeting up with other bronies IRL once, didn't take. So, I'm not missing anything by hiding it. Besides, I know how people look at bronies from a subjective viewpoint, they look at you differently, people suck like that. I'm not going back to that.

Hmm... I can see how that could be a problem.

But it's never been that big of a deal for me.

To be honest, I'm jealous of the people who are open about it. They are free in a way that I am not. Still, if it was that important to me, then I'd do it, but it's not. Watch all the episodes, a pony thread here, a fanfic there, a few mascots later and here I am.
Sorry, rambling.

Rambling is fine.

I kinda stopped caring about what people think of me.

Too much hassle.

For me it's the opposite, being myself is a hassle, it's just easier to be what people expect. Shallow but realistic. I know who I am, and that's good enough.

That's a good way to be.

Hey. I like your mascot choice. Marceline is the only reason I'd watch Adventure Time. Well, and this guy.

Well, he's basically just a Rule 63'd Marceline..

So, he's just as cool!

Exactly! R63 is my favorite Rule.
But yeah, Marceline is a character with actual depth and emotion, unlike Finn and Bubblegum.

I agree :3
And she's my favorite character, but everyone else has their moments.

Probably, I don't watch it enough to see them, though.
So who's your favorite pony out of the mane six?
Mine is Twilight because she reminds me of myself.

I don't really have a favorite, they're all so great.

But if I was put on the spot... It'd come down to Rarity and Twilight.

Yeah? Why Rarity? I mean, I get why you would like Twilight, but Rarity I don't really see. Explain?

Pshhh

I don't even know.

You don't have a reason?
Okay.
Do you have any knives or swords?
I had a throwing knife, but it's pretty messed up now, so I need a new one.

I have steak knives :D

Fair enough, not everyone likes sharp things like me :3
So, are you new to the thread, or is that a new account?

This is a new account. but don't tell anyone

I won't tell, but what was your old?
This is my second account too, I got a picture to prove it, too.

I'd rather not say.

No problem.

...you're not NateDrake, Sinconn, or Closo, are you?

Oh god no

Just checkin'.

Hey, what kind of music do you like?

My tastes aren't restricted to a genre, it's just whatever sounds good.

Right now I'm listening to Foo Fighters :D

Oooh, good choice.
Well, here's a mashup I like, it's a combo of Toxicity by SOAD's lyrics and Fix You by Coldplay's instrumental.
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Well, this is awkward..

Oh god, "The Bad Touch" just started playing on my iPod xD

Oh my god yes, thanks! I usually never save R34, but there's a first time for everything.