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#3 - When I babysit  [+] (3 new replies) 08/26/2014 on party hard +31
#10 - maybeop (08/26/2014) [-]
**maybeop rolled image** When i babysit
#11 - maybeop (08/26/2014) [-]
close enough
#13 - maybeop (08/26/2014) [-]
That;s more like it
#41 - Only negative is he kills your dad and marries your mom. …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2014 on What's behind that door? +7
#64 - memustardo (08/26/2014) [-]
I'm hyped for the last season.
#38 - Because he thought of how expensive they were and compared it … 08/25/2014 on cigarettes and tampons 0
#16 - I was listening to "When I Think About You I Touch Myself… 08/25/2014 on Uncle bens private collection 0
#200 - Dance thread?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2014 on Vivian dancing +1
#260 - adunsaveme (08/25/2014) [-]
Thou shalt not go without replies, brethren
#292 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/25/2014) [-]
#23 - Boku no pico 08/23/2014 on rekt +10
#18 - You should look up Boku no pico, it's right down your alley. 08/22/2014 on Mami just being herself +2
#12 - Sure explains the **** out of the platypus.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2014 on b +10
#21 - agentmoleman (08/22/2014) [-]
You know damn well that was Gabriels work..
#22 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2014 on merged gifs +30
User avatar #47 - technobanana (08/22/2014) [-]
wut
#145 - I once cut myself, it was so tiny there's no scar, but the sec… 08/20/2014 on You don't know that feel +1
#8 - Picture 08/12/2014 on Benton +1
#31 - Mfw Ubisoft So from what I can tell from the trailers, Uni…  [+] (13 new replies) 08/12/2014 on Pirate booty +5
#61 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/12/2014) [-]
read children's books and watch children's shows if you want a 100% TEH EVUL antagonist. Also, it's not that the Assassins just don't want Templars in charge, they don't want ANYBODY to have much power as the Templars.

Media where both sides have good and bad to them is far more satisfying in my opinion. In case you've forgotten, that was kind of the point to the first Assassin's Creed. Garnier was using his potions and herbs to cure insanity, for example. All of the Templars did evil and good, except for Majd Addin who just wanted power. They forgot that in the ACII, all Templars were evil and later on Templars called it the darkest time for their organization. I much prefer it when both sides have more interesting facets and lore beyond THIS SIDE IS DEFINITELY GOOD AND THIS SIDE IS DEFINITELY EVIL.
#72 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/12/2014) [-]
Isn't the goal of the Assassins to let everybody be free?
And the templars want to have do the right thing by taking peoples freedom from them, to some extent? (But they think it's the right thing.)
#47 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/12/2014) [-]
I'm with you bro, Assassins for life.
I miss the old games, nothing agaisnt the new games (AC3 and AC4) But after revelations (or even brotherhood?) AC started loosing it's Awesome Assassins vibe, now they try showing us that the Templars aren't all thta bad, but I don't want that.
User avatar #37 - tkfourtwoone (08/12/2014) [-]
Dude, the only bad part about developing a bi-dimensional outlook on the Templars is that they first did it with Haytham, which was a character 10x more interesting than Connor, the bloody protagonist of the bloody game.

Otherwise, raising these kind of questions, no longer treating the subject in such absolute terms (Assassins = GOOD, Templars = BAD) is a sign of maturity & complexity, after all
#48 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/12/2014) [-]
When I started playing AC3 I was just like: Haythem is one Badass Maddafacka, and then Connor came along, I never thought I could become that dissapointed in a game.

And the fact that Haythem was a Templar...I had that feeling from the beginning, from seeing him sit around that table with those weird men, and I prayed it wasn't true...When Haythem was killed I almost threw my controler at the screen. I really can't stand AC3 story line, the controls may have become better (atleast that's what other people say, I'm still stuck with the AC2 controls) but the story was a disspointment.
User avatar #41 - miscreant (08/12/2014) [-]
This, a million times.
Sure, we always want to know who to root for, and we want to feel like we're making the right choice when we do so.
But I don't want that with the assassins. I don't agree with everything they do.
I want to feel like I'm making a good choice despite the consequences, and Haytham did too.
Assassin father, raised as one himself, rescued by a templar who in no way forced his beliefs on him and he did this thing where he thought for himself instead of what he was molded into. Second favourite character in the series, right after Ezio, not because I agree with his opinions, but because I admire his strength in making his life his.
#49 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/12/2014) [-]
Haythem is the real Hero of AC3
User avatar #35 - TheHutchie (08/12/2014) [-]
Anyone else noticed that each successive AC setting involves being an Assassin (as in the group, not a killer) less than the last one?

Assassin's Creed: You are an Assassin from the very beginning.
Assassin's Creed II: You find out pretty early on about your Assassin heritage.
Assassin's Creed III: Part Native American, and later part Assassin. Spends time divided between fighting for the two.
Assassin's Creed IV: You're a pirate. The Assassins kind of borrow you, but you don't really give a shit until about five minutes from the end.
#50 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/12/2014) [-]
I am waiting for the day were you run around fully armoured and shot people in the face with a grenade launcher while battle screaming, instead of jumping from roffs and showing your hidden blade in their backs.
Assassins creed never was the sneakiest of games (as one would expect since it's a game about assassin) but they have lost the Assassins vibe more and more over the last two titles (ac3, ac4, haven't played unity)

It's a real shame.
User avatar #90 - TheHutchie (08/12/2014) [-]
I completely agree, anon. In my opinion, it was a great series up until Revelations came along.
#101 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/12/2014) [-]
Revelations just felt forced, sadly. The only character I really liked was Yusuf, but he was killed because he just HAD to play babysitter for Ezio's bed mate.

Of the whole game I only liked the ending (Seeing what had happened to Altair) and Yusuf, everything else didn't do it for me.

User avatar #105 - TheHutchie (08/12/2014) [-]
The Altair side of things was really good, I think, but yeah, it was a bit rushed and unnecessary.

The first time I saw Ezio's family get hanged I was close to tears, but when I found Yusuf's corpse, I felt nothing. It wasn't that I didn't like him or didn't care, it was because he wasn't a very well developed character. The AC dev team have really lost their storytelling abilities.
#113 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/12/2014) [-]
Rushed and Unnecessaty indeed, it made me sad seeing the downfall the game made. Kind of like the developers tried to do a leap of faith with the franchise and landed on concrete.

I actually though you could save his family, I sat there with the controller in my hand and thought: S***, this is going to be one of those time thingis again where I have to run so that I don't f*** up the memory. When they got hanged I almost screamed, I had not expected that and was completly dumfounded, I sat there with the controller in my hand and paused the game and just freaked out.

I actually only started liking Yusuf because of a comic on deaviantart, it basically tells "his story" if it hadn't been for that, I would probably not have given a single f***. The only thing in game that made him slightly sympathic was that he sometimes had a funny line or two, that was it. I honestly liked Leonardo a thousand times more, and I missed him all the time while playing ACR. Atleast he had more personality
#32 - He was also the Iron Giant.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/12/2014 on I AM GROOT +63
#53 - animedudej (08/12/2014) [-]
love that movie though frankly i havent encountered a movie that i hate... like ever
User avatar #100 - angelicdemon (08/12/2014) [-]
2012 zombie apocalypse it's so bad I could make a better movie with a gopro.
#89 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/12/2014) [-]
Try "The Master of Disguise"
User avatar #99 - thespartanpony (08/12/2014) [-]
fuckn loved that movie
#82 - Picture 08/12/2014 on Weird Al 0
#68 - Yeah, I was being sarcastic. I'm not gonna get butthurt over i…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2014 on Mermaid wife +1
#69 - dorfdorfdorf (08/12/2014) [-]
i gotchu boi
#8 - I'm not trying to sound like a MRA or anything. It just seems …  [+] (8 new replies) 08/10/2014 on Mermaid wife 0
#32 - dorfdorfdorf (08/10/2014) [-]
Idk why people are thumbing you down, maybe your first comment went over their heads

you were being sarcastic, werent you?
User avatar #68 - antisocialtwilight (08/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, I was being sarcastic. I'm not gonna get butthurt over it, but yeah, maybe it did go over their heads. I was trying to say (like, from a woman's perspective) "Why can't I kill men? Stop oppressing me! Patriarchy!"
But thanks for sticking up for me. I appreciate it.
Also, that's funny, "thundercunt".
#69 - dorfdorfdorf (08/12/2014) [-]
i gotchu boi
User avatar #43 - sursum (08/10/2014) [-]
It's because we hear this over and over again. Whenever there is a content that mentions feminism you can bet that there would be a string of comments all saying exactly the same stuff and saying it as if they are the moses of the 21st century bearing forth incomprehensible wisdom.
User avatar #64 - dorfdorfdorf (08/10/2014) [-]
He's not acting like moses, he's acting like he's mad, which is understandable. either way, there's no need to red thumb him into oblivion
User avatar #67 - sursum (08/10/2014) [-]
I wasn't legitimately claiming he was a new moses, I meant that his comment came across as him perceiving himself to be shining wisdom to the users of funnyjunk. And yes this is exactly the type of situation in which red thumbing someone into oblivion is acceptable (although I would hardly call bellow 30 (at time of writing) to be oblivion). This is the entire fucking point of red thumbs and green thumbs. Someone says something we thing is stupid or we disagree with, red thumb. Someone says something funny or we agree with, green thumb.
#29 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/10/2014) [-]
"actual feminism"
>true scotsman fallacy
#21 - I did not know that. Learn something new every day.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2014 on Truth about net worth 0
#22 - bartradamod (08/10/2014) [-]
I try my best.
#6 - Ah yes, not luring men to their death really is part of the 'F…  [+] (13 new replies) 08/10/2014 on Mermaid wife -27
User avatar #30 - chrispoot (08/10/2014) [-]
>Because females are struggling

kek.

They can get away with so much. I mean, what "struggles" do they have, other than having a period from time to time. As far as I know, they and males get equal salary.
User avatar #31 - dorfdorfdorf (08/10/2014) [-]
he was being sarcastic, thundercunt
User avatar #45 - chrispoot (08/10/2014) [-]
The amount of red thumbs he has compleetly tells me otherwise, might just be just another bait though.,
#7 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/10/2014) [-]
#TakeAJoke
User avatar #8 - antisocialtwilight (08/10/2014) [-]
I'm not trying to sound like a MRA or anything. It just seems like the radical, 'kill all men' feminism that is exactly why many people don't support actual feminism.
#32 - dorfdorfdorf (08/10/2014) [-]
Idk why people are thumbing you down, maybe your first comment went over their heads

you were being sarcastic, werent you?
User avatar #68 - antisocialtwilight (08/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, I was being sarcastic. I'm not gonna get butthurt over it, but yeah, maybe it did go over their heads. I was trying to say (like, from a woman's perspective) "Why can't I kill men? Stop oppressing me! Patriarchy!"
But thanks for sticking up for me. I appreciate it.
Also, that's funny, "thundercunt".
#69 - dorfdorfdorf (08/12/2014) [-]
i gotchu boi
User avatar #43 - sursum (08/10/2014) [-]
It's because we hear this over and over again. Whenever there is a content that mentions feminism you can bet that there would be a string of comments all saying exactly the same stuff and saying it as if they are the moses of the 21st century bearing forth incomprehensible wisdom.
User avatar #64 - dorfdorfdorf (08/10/2014) [-]
He's not acting like moses, he's acting like he's mad, which is understandable. either way, there's no need to red thumb him into oblivion
User avatar #67 - sursum (08/10/2014) [-]
I wasn't legitimately claiming he was a new moses, I meant that his comment came across as him perceiving himself to be shining wisdom to the users of funnyjunk. And yes this is exactly the type of situation in which red thumbing someone into oblivion is acceptable (although I would hardly call bellow 30 (at time of writing) to be oblivion). This is the entire fucking point of red thumbs and green thumbs. Someone says something we thing is stupid or we disagree with, red thumb. Someone says something funny or we agree with, green thumb.
#29 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/10/2014) [-]
"actual feminism"
>true scotsman fallacy
#18 - But aren't homeless people usually homeless because they forec…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/10/2014 on Truth about net worth 0
#20 - bartradamod (08/10/2014) [-]
Declaring bankruptcy usually calls off all loans that you owe.
User avatar #21 - antisocialtwilight (08/10/2014) [-]
I did not know that. Learn something new every day.
#22 - bartradamod (08/10/2014) [-]
I try my best.
#12 - NOT a FARMER. 08/10/2014 on Ed, Edd, and Ramses +1
#15 - Picture 08/10/2014 on Gaben's diet +28
#3 - Are you kidding? He looks like he's having a blast! 08/07/2014 on Behind the scenesGuardians... 0
#16 - Picture 08/07/2014 on I need some new HDMI's anyways +2
#14 - I don't think he's ever a douchebag. In Kitchen Nightmares and…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2014 on Gordon Ramsey +3
#111 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/07/2014) [-]
He's like a caring mother. He's going to bitch at you, and you're not going to like it, but you'll agree in the end and improve in any related aspect.
#905 - Picture 08/05/2014 on What's your life story in 3... +1
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User avatar #485 - shunk (06/18/2014) [-]
Good luck in Navy basic man, Some quick tips. Don't stand up during the moment of truth, Give your parents or a close friend your facebook info so they can post your ship address for all your friends when they get your first letter, and only go to medical if you need to, those bastards are downsizing and will look for any reason to kick you out. Once again good luck, and be the best goddamn sailor you can be.
-A Shipmate
User avatar #465 - warzon (06/04/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly begins to load a gas grenade into a grenade launcher and aims at a window before fireing**

I love my job.
#466 to #465 - antisocialtwilight (06/04/2013) [-]
**antisocialtwilight uses science to force a volcanic eruption, decimating Rook Island**

If you love your job, you'll never work a day in your life.
User avatar #467 to #466 - warzon (06/04/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly begins to take out a small device curseing**

Until lava is involved.

Hate the warmth.
#468 to #467 - antisocialtwilight (06/04/2013) [-]
GIVE ME FUEL, GIVE ME FIRE, GIVE ME THAT WHICH I DESIRE!
Heat is good.
User avatar #469 to #468 - warzon (06/04/2013) [-]
**warzon suddenly tosses the device into the flames suddenly causeing them to freeze at the base avoiding the deaths of many**

Well i prefer the cold.
#470 to #469 - antisocialtwilight (06/04/2013) [-]
Give a man a torch, he'll be warm for a day. Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

I don't like the cold. It reminds me of loneliness, of isolation. I don't like that either.
User avatar #471 to #470 - warzon (06/04/2013) [-]
Cold has a habbit of driveing people closer-
Speaking of which your cell mate will be very close to you for causeing a volcano to erupt.
#472 to #471 - antisocialtwilight (06/04/2013) [-]
But if they lock me up, I'll never tell them where I'm targeting my next volcano strike...
User avatar #473 to #472 - warzon (06/04/2013) [-]
Well thats simple we'll just repeat this-
Me deactivateing the volcanos with a cold device.

You loseing your anal virginity in prision

You sitting in a damp cold cell.
#474 to #473 - antisocialtwilight (06/04/2013) [-]
The ignition device is at the Yellowstone Supervolcano. I'm not a comic book villain. Do you honestly think I would explain my master plan to you if there was even the slightest possibility you could affect the outcome?
I triggered it 35 minutes ago.
User avatar #475 to #474 - warzon (06/04/2013) [-]
Thats good-
We removed it three hours ago.

Thats why you dont **** with changeling spys...
*Casualy leans foward smileing gently*
Or well...unless its ******* a changeling spy then its diffrent.
#476 to #475 - antisocialtwilight (06/04/2013) [-]
And just what are you insinuating, Warzon? What do you expect to happen today, apart from the usual scene where I escape you unharmed and ready to hatch another scheme? You'll tire of stopping me long before I stop trying.
User avatar #477 to #476 - warzon (06/04/2013) [-]
**warzon casualy begins to chuckle**

I am insinuating that maybe we should get lunch,
Afterall we've been foiling eachother for a long time havent we?
And you've said that now-
But in a few years when were back to the volcano thing and ill casualy inform you of the number of times you've done the volcano thing.
#478 to #477 - antisocialtwilight (06/04/2013) [-]
Lunch? I'm not hungry. Aside from that, I'm familiar enough with Changeling anatomy to know you can't eat food, human or irken. We have been foiling each other a long time. Long enough for me to know your strengths and weaknesses. You feed off of love, but with me, you will surely starve.
User avatar #479 to #478 - warzon (06/04/2013) [-]
Dear you miss something:We also eat meat.

Human or irken...*Casualy smiles leaning foward and pecking anti's forehead*

And i dont mind its better conversation then most...See you around sweetie.
User avatar #482 to #480 - warzon (06/04/2013) [-]
(i could slip in some romantic text if you want.
User avatar #483 to #482 - antisocialtwilight (06/04/2013) [-]
Thanks but no, it wouldn't feel right. I got a girlfriend and she's really special to me and I wouldn't want to betray her by doing romantic RPing. Hope that makes sense.
User avatar #484 to #483 - warzon (06/04/2013) [-]
Ah okay.
#481 to #480 - warzon (06/04/2013) [-]
Wiedersehen Sie wunderbare Frau.

For now at least.
User avatar #444 - warzon (03/24/2013) [-]
You mentioned me what did you say anyways?)
User avatar #445 to #444 - antisocialtwilight (03/24/2013) [-]
I said that I once did an RP with you where you were snooping into Tak's base.
User avatar #446 to #445 - warzon (03/24/2013) [-]
Ah just curious.
User avatar #421 - twenny ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
An average height man approaches the door to your house and knocks, holding a small stack of fliers. "Hello? Anyone home?" He knocks moderately and looks at his feet.
#442 to #421 - antisocialtwilight (03/24/2013) [-]
NO!
*breathes deeply, as if composing herself*
Not.
In.
My.
Home.
If you have a problem with that, then you can keep your furniture.
User avatar #443 to #442 - twenny ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
He raises his hands. "Allright. Just trying to be neighborly. I mean... Its gotta be lonely is all. With everyone overlooking this house and not even giving a how do you do, or an invitation to the neighborhood block parties." he pauses. "But I can see you're not interested in that. Anyhow, thanks for your time. Hopefully the domestic disputes will start to go down once we get the police to check on Zim's home."
#447 to #443 - antisocialtwilight (03/24/2013) [-]
Wait! *she begins playing with her hands*
Listen, Zim is an...old friend of mine. Like you said his parents are really weird, it's hard for him. I'll check up on him for you, that way you don't need to get the police involved.
It would just be so hard on him, people would start to talk. I mean, you know some of the horrible rumors the others are spreading about him...
User avatar #448 to #447 - twenny ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
"Well... We're worried that he's being abused. And we're trying to investigate the house and get him out of there. Its for the best of your friend."
#449 to #448 - antisocialtwilight (03/25/2013) [-]
Zim's parents? Abuse? Hah! No way, they're hippies. *ahem*
They do, however, need a stern talking-to, and that's what I'll do. Calling the police over would just enrage them and make the problem worse!
I've been dealing with them for a while, I know how to handle this situation, you just leave Zim to me. I'll even show them the petition, they're all about democracy in action.
User avatar #450 to #449 - twenny ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
"Are you allright? You're starting to... Act odd. The police will just be investigating to see if Zim is okay, and if his parents show hostile intent. If they aren't violent, then there's no issue. Right?"
#451 to #450 - antisocialtwilight (03/25/2013) [-]
The issue is that you keep prying into other people's business when it's none of your concern! Leave Zim and me alone, Zim is tougher than he looks, he doesn't need you to rescue him, and I don't need your furniture, I am not a charity case!
User avatar #453 to #451 - twenny ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
"I'm not prying. I've yet to ask a single thing about you that isn't relevant to the neighborhood association. As for zim, its the entire block that's concerned, not just me, miss thing."
#456 to #453 - antisocialtwilight (03/25/2013) [-]
Then you can tell everyone on the block that Zim is thick-skinned and doesn't need people snooping in his private affairs and conspiring behind his back! We're not part of your community, and we never will be, of that you can be certain.
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User avatar #455 to #454 - twenny ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
"Okay miss thing. I'm not trying to be hostile, or pry or anything. It's not my business, but you're about to make it mine if you cross me." *crosses his arms*
#457 to #455 - antisocialtwilight (03/25/2013) [-]
You know what? Here's a sense of community for you. If you don't leave my property in the next 12 seconds, I'll sic my supercat on you to shred your balls, and I'l have her give them to Zim's retarded dog as a "Welcome-to-the-neighborhood" present.
User avatar #458 to #457 - twenny ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
He throws his hands up in the air. "Allright, I'll leave. I might just get the police involved in checking you out. After all, you're a teenage girl living by herself with negligent parents. Not exactly safe. Even if its all okay, it's an inconvenience. You've crossed the wrong fellow today." He starts to turn around and make his way to the curb to finish his job.
#459 to #458 - antisocialtwilight (03/25/2013) [-]
*she pulls out her gun* Is that a threat? Are you threatening me, Mr. Burgner? I don't take kindly to threats.
User avatar #460 to #459 - twenny ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
Whoa whoa whoa... WHERE did you get a gun? And are you threatening to KILL me in broad daylight on the street? that'll end badly
#461 to #460 - antisocialtwilight (03/25/2013) [-]
I got it from my "negligent parents". You're too late human, my mind is made up. You've stuck your nose in the business of those infinitely your greater! We are invaders, the Irken Empire's elite, planet-conquering force! I will destroy you, your planet, Zim, and any who get in my wa-*BOOM*
*an explosion of gore rings out as the man's head is shot point blank by a large-caliber pistol...wielded by Zim. He smirks at Tak, that smug smirk of an idiot triumphant. Tak's face is spattered in blood*
Mimi! Come clean up this mess! I have to neuralize the neighbors...after a shower!
User avatar #462 to #461 - twenny ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
Hits the ground hard, blood flowing out of his head in large quantities, and starting to go into shock, his brain highly damaged. He begins to convulse, dying, but not dead yet. The air is still, and a few people are staring out of their windows, shocked by the sudden gunshot
#463 to #462 - antisocialtwilight (03/25/2013) [-]
*Tak sighs, and pulls out a nuclear detonator.*
Skoodge, beam Zim and I onto the ship.
There goes the neighborhood...*Click*
#422 to #421 - antisocialtwilight (03/24/2013) [-]
'Ello? Yes, what is it?
User avatar #423 to #422 - twenny ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
He peers into the entryway, then at the teenager at the door. "Er... Hey. I was hoping to get your signature on this petition. That small house on the corner, where all the gnomes are is victim of several noise complaints. But... You seem a little young to be living here alone. Are your parents home?"
#424 to #423 - antisocialtwilight (03/24/2013) [-]
Parents? Oh, right, uh...no, I live alone. They live...pretty far away.
These noise complaints, what were they, specifically?
User avatar #425 to #424 - twenny ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
"bangs. Almost like explosions. Also a lot of screaming. And what sounds like a blender or T.V. overheating." *leans a little bit, trying to look into the hous a little more, and hands her one of the fliers* Here's a complete list of infractions.
#426 to #425 - antisocialtwilight (03/24/2013) [-]
*drops the flier behind her carelessly*
I quite enjoy my privacy, is there something you're looking for, Mr...?
User avatar #427 to #426 - twenny ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
"Burgner. Mark Burgner. Pardon my curiosity. Just this house never replies to neighborhood inquiries, requests, watch meetings, or anything else really. In fact, a lot of people think this house is abandoned. I've seen you moving around from time to time when I walk by, so I tell them otherwise."
#428 to #427 - antisocialtwilight (03/24/2013) [-]
Mark Burgner. My name is Tak. Now let me tell you something: as you have no doubt noticed, I'm a teenager living alone in a house, still in school and working insane hours at a *dreadful* weenie stand. I don't make a lot of money, what I make goes into bills, groceries, and cat-products.
That's why my house is so sparsely furnished, and why I don't respond to the inane inquiries, requests, and watch meetings.
*sigh*
I do, however, appreciate your advocacy on my behalf on this matter.
User avatar #429 to #428 - twenny ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
Well, Um... Perhaps you'd be willing to show up to the next neighborhood meeting? to at least let them someone lives here. Its spring break at school after all. Er... And someone needs to trim that lawn. *peers over her shoulder* you know, I've got some old furniture if you'd like to spruce up your living room a bit."
#430 to #429 - antisocialtwilight (03/24/2013) [-]
*moves to block his view* Furniture? I..oh yes...what color is it? I won't take anything yellow...or orange!
The lawn? Oh yes, I'll have my cat right on that.
Neighborhood meeting, eh? Is Zim going to be there? The one who screams a lot?
User avatar #431 to #430 - twenny ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
"Err... No, I have an old salmon recliner, a wicker loveseat, and a green couch. Mismatched as a set, but free. And no, he doesn't. His parents kind of... Freaked out on us last time."
#432 to #431 - antisocialtwilight (03/24/2013) [-]
Of course you people would be fooled by...wait, wicked loveseat?! What are you trying to pull here, Mr. Burger?!
User avatar #433 to #432 - twenny ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
"A love seat? A couch for 2, made of wicker?" He looks a tad confused. 'Ad what do you mean you'll get the cat on the lawn? Wait, you have a pet?"
#434 to #433 - antisocialtwilight (03/24/2013) [-]
*blinks*
Wicker. Couch. Of course.
My cat, yes, she's a small grey cat, more like my assistant, though.
She'll be cutting the lawn, I don't like getting my hands dirty like that.
User avatar #435 to #434 - twenny ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
"Er... Your cat can mow the lawn? That's a first. And you'll have to register your cat, so that people with allergies know not to deliver to your home." He smiles. "So... would you like to pick up that furniture? I'll be happy to help you move it. I just need to get it off my hands."
#436 to #435 - antisocialtwilight (03/24/2013) [-]
Of course my cat can mow the lawn...why?
Cats do that, don't they?
Anyway, it's impossible to be allergic to my cat, so I won't be registering her.
As for the furniture, Mimi and I will be able to get it just fine. Just leave it outside, we'll come by eventually, unless your bureaucracy has something to say about that as well?
User avatar #437 to #436 - twenny ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
"Most cats don't do much of anything. And I could get the furniture over to your house except all but the loveseat is kind of heavy, and I'll need some help. Er... Is your pet spayed?"
User avatar #438 to #437 - antisocialtwilight (03/24/2013) [-]
No, her name is Mimi. I already said me and my cat will be able to get the furniture just fine. My cat could get them, my presence is just for show. She's much stronger than she looks.
People can't be allergic to her because she's a rob-er, robust cat, yes, very healthy. But also she doesn't shed. I'd be allergic otherwise.
User avatar #439 to #438 - twenny ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
"Your... Cat can help me lift the furniture from my house down the block to your place?"
#440 to #439 - antisocialtwilight (03/24/2013) [-]
No; my cat can lift the furniture from your house to mine by herself. I appreciate the donation, but you will not be coming into my home, persistent though you may be.
User avatar #441 to #440 - twenny ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
"Hmm? I just needed to get the furniture to your house. I'm not trying to go into your bedroom, or your restroom. A young lady needs her privacy, and I fully understand this. But helping you set up a couch in your living room shouldn't be an issue." He pauses and scratches his head. "And I think I'd like to see this super cat of yours..."
User avatar #398 - warzon (03/12/2013) [-]
**warzon peeks into Tak's base**
#399 to #398 - antisocialtwilight (03/12/2013) [-]
No pictures, please!
User avatar #420 to #399 - warzon (03/13/2013) [-]
(i sugest posting to the top
#400 to #399 - warzon (03/12/2013) [-]
**warzon proceeds to fall backwords cameo failing**

AH HOW THE-
#401 to #400 - antisocialtwilight (03/12/2013) [-]
*Mimi the robot cat catches Warzon*
What's up?
User avatar #402 to #401 - warzon (03/12/2013) [-]
**warzon dint exactly fall to the ground instead landing on his hands and doing a back flip stretching**

Oh just your...Friendly sp- Neibourhood watch.
#403 to #402 - antisocialtwilight (03/12/2013) [-]
Well, nothing evil going on here!
Just your ordinary Earth home with ordinary stasis tubes filled with completely ordinary missing persons!
User avatar #404 to #403 - warzon (03/12/2013) [-]
...Wait stasis tubes?...
*Warzy slowly raises a eyebrow...another sign he wasnt Exactly human*

Thats sounds pretty evil.
#406 to #404 - antisocialtwilight (03/12/2013) [-]
Comment not found.
#405 to #404 - antisocialtwilight (03/12/2013) [-]
Er...did I say stasis? I didn't mean to say that. What I meant to say was...Relaxation! Relaxation tubes! They're...relaxing...which explains why they're so still...
#407 to #405 - warzon (03/12/2013) [-]
Yeah...Its like they arent breathing.
At all.
In suspended sleep.
With no outword apperance that they are relaxing...
#408 to #407 - antisocialtwilight (03/12/2013) [-]
That's how relaxed they are! The machine takes care of everything.
Why don't you give it a try...?
User avatar #409 to #408 - warzon (03/12/2013) [-]
I would if my Biology dint break it over time.
I mean...*He slowly raises a eyebrow at her*
I dont have time to relax afterall.
#410 to #409 - antisocialtwilight (03/12/2013) [-]
Really...I insist...
User avatar #411 to #410 - warzon (03/12/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly yawns**

Well i am pretty tired of your bull. So why dont we have a nice cup of tea in private...Were other....Neibourhood watch officers arent watching.
#412 to #411 - antisocialtwilight (03/12/2013) [-]
I'll have a juice box instead. You can have tea. Then, I'll set you up in a nice Comfort Tube.
User avatar #413 to #412 - warzon (03/12/2013) [-]
**warzon casualy enters her home shrugging**

Well if you insist afterall its fun to see it expload horribley.
#414 to #413 - antisocialtwilight (03/12/2013) [-]
...explode horribly?
Explain.
User avatar #415 to #414 - warzon (03/12/2013) [-]
Well dear besides the fact that i said my biology doesnt react well?

I dislike invaders on a claimed planet.
*He casualy sits down on a nearby couch shrugging*

At least invaders who are...Halfway competent.
#416 to #415 - antisocialtwilight (03/12/2013) [-]
Halfway competent?! I am a completely competent! How many planets have you conquered? It's not like I can just melt the ice caps and be done with it, I need to kidnap, enslave, or indoctrinate the civilian populace. Otherwise your race would face extermination by the Grand Irken Fleet! I'm trying to save humanity though submission! Zim would rather have the Tallest wipe out everything for a field promotion!
User avatar #417 to #416 - warzon (03/12/2013) [-]
Ive conquered your homeworld dispite no one noticeing.
Ive inflitrated the rebels and fund them for the hell of it.
I have been kidnapping people, Missing persons ring a bell?
And you do realise we are Changelings dear...To kill my race is to kill all life simply because we blend in Too well.
And i said am only worried about Even halfway competent invaders zim doesnt count.
Not by a long shot.
Not.
By.
A.
Long.
Shot.
*He then proceeds to mimic her voice*

Besides you were defeated by a human and Zim.
#418 to #417 - antisocialtwilight (03/12/2013) [-]
It was TWO humans, Dib, the Hunter, Gaz, the Queen of Rage, and Zim, who had Irken resources, and my malfunctioning robot!
I had to make everything I had, including my ship, from scrap on the planet Dirt!
Do you know how hard it is to serve an empire an entire planet on a silver platter, by yourself, with minuscule resources, and a opposition like that?
User avatar #419 to #418 - warzon (03/12/2013) [-]
Two humans? Oh NOOOOO its like....Twice as much stupid.
And a-oh wait yeah i can forgive you for the Gaz.
And your supose to build a firewall based on the Computer viruses on planet...Even said in the manual but i can forgive that for being...Well you failed to get in.
*He slowly begins to ponder*

Dear i feed off Emotions.
Emotions grant me power.
Humans over overemotionative.
So basicly i woun't quite know a possible way i could fail but then again.
Your only half way competent and barely a fledgeling in age while myself have been around since the first idea of invasion.

So all in all i guess hindsight for you...
#394 - deltoraquest (03/06/2013) [-]
hello antisocial, I noticed your pic
#395 to #394 - antisocialtwilight (03/06/2013) [-]
And? Oh, and here's the transparent pic if you want it.
User avatar #396 to #395 - deltoraquest (03/07/2013) [-]
and? is amazing! tak mother ****** ! also I may or may not find a use for that...
#397 to #396 - antisocialtwilight (03/09/2013) [-]
Hell yeah! I use Tak as a mascot, though I don't have many pictures of her due to lack of source material.
User avatar #379 - warzon (02/14/2013) [-]
**warzon proceeds to give antisocial a ass spank**

Hi.
User avatar #384 to #381 - warzon (02/14/2013) [-]
Wat.
User avatar #380 to #379 - antisocialtwilight (02/14/2013) [-]
Oh! That was unexpected. Hi!
User avatar #382 to #380 - warzon (02/14/2013) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #383 to #382 - antisocialtwilight (02/14/2013) [-]
What's up? Also got to the part in Homestuck where Calliope is introduced and stuff.
User avatar #385 to #383 - warzon (02/14/2013) [-]
**warzon casualy fondles anti's ass**

Oh nothing much.
Your opinion on that?
User avatar #386 to #385 - antisocialtwilight (02/14/2013) [-]
Confused, as in how one does that casually.

Just...um...on thing...you know I'm a guy, right?
I mean, if so, carry on, just want to be clear.
User avatar #387 to #386 - warzon (02/14/2013) [-]
I woun't mind either way.

Does what?
User avatar #388 to #387 - antisocialtwilight (02/14/2013) [-]
Casually fondle an ass. Seems like it's pretty high on the list of things one can't do casually.
User avatar #389 to #388 - warzon (02/14/2013) [-]
Well first you stand near the person
Then move your hand down casualy without much outward sign.
Then you grope it and stroke it without moveing that much except to see the reaction.
User avatar #390 to #389 - antisocialtwilight (02/14/2013) [-]
Well, **** if that's not a one-way ticket to HR. But still, useful to know what to call it if anyone does that to me.
User avatar #391 to #390 - warzon (02/14/2013) [-]
**warzon shrugs and gropes antis ass**

All well.
User avatar #392 to #391 - antisocialtwilight (02/14/2013) [-]
Still, I guess over the internet it's fine.

I need more friends.
User avatar #393 to #392 - warzon (02/14/2013) [-]
Is that all?
Internet friends or?
User avatar #361 - warzon (02/11/2013) [-]
**warzon pokes twilight through the space and time**
User avatar #362 to #361 - antisocialtwilight (02/11/2013) [-]
**antisocialtwilight feels it in five minutes in the eye**
User avatar #363 to #362 - warzon (02/11/2013) [-]
**warzon then proceeds to poke MUCH lower for the sexual interaction through time and space**
User avatar #364 to #363 - antisocialtwilight (02/11/2013) [-]
Ow, my eye! What was that? Hey, may ass!
User avatar #365 to #364 - warzon (02/11/2013) [-]
**warzon casualy closes a curtain over the time travel machine**

Much fun times ahead.
User avatar #366 to #365 - antisocialtwilight (02/11/2013) [-]
So I herd u leik Homestuck?
#367 to #366 - warzon (02/11/2013) [-]
Yes.
Yes.
User avatar #368 to #367 - antisocialtwilight (02/11/2013) [-]
Vriska is my favorite, because evil is cool. Is it wrong that I laughed when she crippled then killed Tavros?
#369 to #368 - warzon (02/11/2013) [-]
Nope.
My favorite is between vriska and Kanaya.
Mostly Because Kanaya Is My Patron troll.
And Kanaya And Vriska Is My OTP Sadly.
#373 to #371 - warzon (02/11/2013) [-]
You deserve plus one hugs.
User avatar #376 to #373 - antisocialtwilight (02/11/2013) [-]
Thanks! I just had to save it, it was perfect! I wish I had more meme-like pictures of Vriska and Homestuck in general.
User avatar #370 to #369 - antisocialtwilight (02/11/2013) [-]
Ah, that's unfortunate. I kinda ship that, but not as much as JohnVrisk.
That was the plan...to give you a boner.
User avatar #372 to #370 - warzon (02/11/2013) [-]
That shoun't be too hard from one such as you of course.
User avatar #360 - dandelionterror (12/25/2012) [-]
Merry Christmas twilight! c:
User avatar #357 - musicnotes (12/02/2012) [-]
(Responding here if you don't mind, sorry)

Oh, yeah, that makes sense then. But when you say PMV, do you mean just songs made or remixed by bronies? Or songs by them, and songs with pony videos incorporated in the videos also?
User avatar #358 to #357 - antisocialtwilight (12/02/2012) [-]
By PMV I mean using a song, not original, added to ponies, like if I were to add "Where is My Mind" by the Pixies to ponies. In all honesty I don't like most music bronies make, it's usually techno/dubstep.
User avatar #359 to #358 - musicnotes (12/02/2012) [-]
Ah, okay. Yeah, though there are some brony artists that play acoustic and orchestral.
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#346 - lordfuckerslives (09/16/2012) [-]
"long time without see you my friend."
#349 to #346 - antisocialtwilight (09/16/2012) [-]
This makes me laugh waaaay too hard...
#350 to #349 - lordfuckerslives (09/16/2012) [-]
"hehe, it´s hilarious... and tell me, have you been writing stories??"
User avatar #351 to #350 - antisocialtwilight (09/16/2012) [-]
I've been adding to the next chapter of my story, but it's big, and I need to find the right words to express what's going on. I really should get back to work on them...
I've also gotten an idea for a story starring Braeburn, Soarin, and Shining Armor. It's like an "Wild west meets mafia corruption", then having those two collide.
#347 to #346 - antisocialtwilight (09/16/2012) [-]
Hey, how you been?
I haven't been posting on the thread as much, I've been really tired lately.
#348 to #347 - lordfuckerslives (09/16/2012) [-]
"not really much, some people migrated to the friendly board, but i stay in the thread 14. and how you been lately??"
User avatar #352 to #348 - antisocialtwilight (09/16/2012) [-]
I've been alright. School is frustrating because people are stupid, but mostly I've just been bored and tired.
I've been wanting to write my story more, but inspiration is difficult sometimes. Used to be, all I had to do was stay up late and an idea would come to me, but I don't stay up late as much. Tonight, I'll write the next chapter.
#353 to #352 - lordfuckerslives (09/16/2012) [-]
"tell me when i can read it, i´d be pleased to be your beta reader..."
#354 to #353 - antisocialtwilight (09/16/2012) [-]
Promise you won't post any spoilers?
#355 to #354 - lordfuckerslives (09/16/2012) [-]
"i´m a good mare, now please, keep writing, what i shall read."
User avatar #340 - mrnecro (09/05/2012) [-]
Hello Chance WAAASSSAAAAAPPP
#341 to #340 - antisocialtwilight (09/05/2012) [-]
WASAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
WASAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
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User avatar #334 - mlphentailover (08/06/2012) [-]
Because items *shrugs*
User avatar #335 to #334 - antisocialtwilight (08/07/2012) [-]
I didn't want it anyway, take it.
User avatar #336 to #335 - mlphentailover (08/07/2012) [-]
lol I don't even know what the point of them is. Reminds me of Harvest Moon, though :P
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User avatar #333 to #332 - antisocialtwilight (07/20/2012) [-]
okay seen it, deleted, kthx.
#293 - badfox (07/18/2012) [-]
Hello there.
#314 to #293 - antisocialtwilight (07/18/2012) [-]
Dammit.
http://www.youtube com/watch?v=IhWyk0HQjsc&feature=related

*fingers crossed*
#315 to #314 - badfox (07/18/2012) [-]
Sounds pretty rad!
#316 to #315 - antisocialtwilight (07/18/2012) [-]
Yeah, I've been really into mashups lately. Only good ones, though. No katy perry, no lady gaga, no lil dick wayne, none of that **** .
I dislike them so much, I neglected to capitalize their names out of spite.
#317 to #316 - badfox (07/18/2012) [-]
"lil dick wayne"

Ha ha
#318 to #317 - antisocialtwilight (07/18/2012) [-]
Hey, wanna see that pic about my old account?
#320 to #319 - antisocialtwilight (07/18/2012) [-]
Take a guess which one I was.
I used to use that pic all the time, so it became my unintentional mascot. That was around Thread 8 or some time before that.
#321 to #320 - badfox (07/18/2012) [-]
I don't even know...

User avatar #322 to #321 - antisocialtwilight (07/18/2012) [-]
Oh.
I've been Applejack this whole time, I thought you would be able to deduce that I was the discorded Applejack in the picture.
Cause I am.
#323 to #322 - badfox (07/18/2012) [-]
Oh!

My brain derped for a few minutes...
User avatar #324 to #323 - antisocialtwilight (07/18/2012) [-]
It's fine. I made this account because I had a friend who used this site and I didn't want him to know I was a brony, but he's not my friend anymore anyway, so it doesn't matter anymore.
#325 to #324 - badfox (07/18/2012) [-]
Is being a brony really a bad thing?
#326 to #325 - antisocialtwilight (07/18/2012) [-]
For me, yeah. Being a brony isn't that big of a part of my life. I tried meeting up with other bronies IRL once, didn't take. So, I'm not missing anything by hiding it. Besides, I know how people look at bronies from a subjective viewpoint, they look at you differently, people suck like that. I'm not going back to that.
#327 to #326 - badfox (07/18/2012) [-]
Hmm... I can see how that could be a problem.

But it's never been that big of a deal for me.
User avatar #328 to #327 - antisocialtwilight (07/18/2012) [-]
To be honest, I'm jealous of the people who are open about it. They are free in a way that I am not. Still, if it was that important to me, then I'd do it, but it's not. Watch all the episodes, a pony thread here, a fanfic there, a few mascots later and here I am.
Sorry, rambling.
#329 to #328 - badfox (07/18/2012) [-]
Rambling is fine.

I kinda stopped caring about what people think of me.

Too much hassle.
User avatar #330 to #329 - antisocialtwilight (07/18/2012) [-]
For me it's the opposite, being myself is a hassle, it's just easier to be what people expect. Shallow but realistic. I know who I am, and that's good enough.
#331 to #330 - badfox (07/18/2012) [-]
That's a good way to be.
#294 to #293 - antisocialtwilight (07/18/2012) [-]
Hey. I like your mascot choice. Marceline is the only reason I'd watch Adventure Time. Well, and this guy.
#295 to #294 - badfox (07/18/2012) [-]
Well, he's basically just a Rule 63'd Marceline..

So, he's just as cool!
User avatar #296 to #295 - antisocialtwilight (07/18/2012) [-]
Exactly! R63 is my favorite Rule.
But yeah, Marceline is a character with actual depth and emotion, unlike Finn and Bubblegum.
User avatar #297 to #296 - badfox (07/18/2012) [-]
I agree :3
And she's my favorite character, but everyone else has their moments.
User avatar #298 to #297 - antisocialtwilight (07/18/2012) [-]
Probably, I don't watch it enough to see them, though.
So who's your favorite pony out of the mane six?
Mine is Twilight because she reminds me of myself.
#299 to #298 - badfox (07/18/2012) [-]
I don't really have a favorite, they're all so great.

But if I was put on the spot... It'd come down to Rarity and Twilight.
#300 to #299 - antisocialtwilight (07/18/2012) [-]
Yeah? Why Rarity? I mean, I get why you would like Twilight, but Rarity I don't really see. Explain?
#301 to #300 - badfox (07/18/2012) [-]
Pshhh

I don't even know.
#302 to #301 - antisocialtwilight (07/18/2012) [-]
You don't have a reason?
Okay.
Do you have any knives or swords?
I had a throwing knife, but it's pretty messed up now, so I need a new one.
User avatar #303 to #302 - badfox (07/18/2012) [-]
I have steak knives :D
User avatar #304 to #303 - antisocialtwilight (07/18/2012) [-]
Fair enough, not everyone likes sharp things like me :3
So, are you new to the thread, or is that a new account?
#305 to #304 - badfox (07/18/2012) [-]
This is a new account. but don't tell anyone
User avatar #306 to #305 - antisocialtwilight (07/18/2012) [-]
I won't tell, but what was your old?
This is my second account too, I got a picture to prove it, too.
#307 to #306 - badfox (07/18/2012) [-]
I'd rather not say.
#308 to #307 - antisocialtwilight (07/18/2012) [-]
No problem.

...you're not NateDrake, Sinconn, or Closo, are you?
#309 to #308 - badfox (07/18/2012) [-]
Oh god no
Oh god no
#310 to #309 - antisocialtwilight (07/18/2012) [-]
Just checkin'.

Hey, what kind of music do you like?
User avatar #311 to #310 - badfox (07/18/2012) [-]
My tastes aren't restricted to a genre, it's just whatever sounds good.

Right now I'm listening to Foo Fighters :D
User avatar #312 to #311 - antisocialtwilight (07/18/2012) [-]
Oooh, good choice.
Well, here's a mashup I like, it's a combo of Toxicity by SOAD's lyrics and Fix You by Coldplay's instrumental.
[url deleted]
#313 to #312 - badfox (07/18/2012) [-]
Well, this is awkward..
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User avatar #291 to #291 - antisocialtwilight (06/15/2012) [-]
Oh god, "The Bad Touch" just started playing on my iPod xD
#290 to #291 - antisocialtwilight (06/15/2012) [-]
Oh my god yes, thanks! I usually never save R34, but there's a first time for everything.
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