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User avatar #398 - warzon ONLINE (03/12/2013) [-]
**warzon peeks into Tak's base**
#399 to #398 - antisocialtwilight (03/12/2013) [-]
No pictures, please!
User avatar #420 to #399 - warzon ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]
(i sugest posting to the top
#400 to #399 - warzon ONLINE (03/12/2013) [-]
**warzon proceeds to fall backwords cameo failing**

AH HOW THE-
#401 to #400 - antisocialtwilight (03/12/2013) [-]
*Mimi the robot cat catches Warzon*
What's up?
User avatar #402 to #401 - warzon ONLINE (03/12/2013) [-]
**warzon dint exactly fall to the ground instead landing on his hands and doing a back flip stretching**

Oh just your...Friendly sp- Neibourhood watch.
#403 to #402 - antisocialtwilight (03/12/2013) [-]
Well, nothing evil going on here!
Just your ordinary Earth home with ordinary stasis tubes filled with completely ordinary missing persons!
User avatar #404 to #403 - warzon ONLINE (03/12/2013) [-]
...Wait stasis tubes?...
*Warzy slowly raises a eyebrow...another sign he wasnt Exactly human*

Thats sounds pretty evil.
#406 to #404 - antisocialtwilight (03/12/2013) [-]
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#405 to #404 - antisocialtwilight (03/12/2013) [-]
Er...did I say stasis? I didn't mean to say that. What I meant to say was...Relaxation! Relaxation tubes! They're...relaxing...which explains why they're so still...
#407 to #405 - warzon ONLINE (03/12/2013) [-]
Yeah...Its like they arent breathing.
At all.
In suspended sleep.
With no outword apperance that they are relaxing...
#408 to #407 - antisocialtwilight (03/12/2013) [-]
That's how relaxed they are! The machine takes care of everything.
Why don't you give it a try...?
User avatar #409 to #408 - warzon ONLINE (03/12/2013) [-]
I would if my Biology dint break it over time.
I mean...*He slowly raises a eyebrow at her*
I dont have time to relax afterall.
#410 to #409 - antisocialtwilight (03/12/2013) [-]
Really...I insist...
User avatar #411 to #410 - warzon ONLINE (03/12/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly yawns**

Well i am pretty tired of your bull. So why dont we have a nice cup of tea in private...Were other....Neibourhood watch officers arent watching.
#412 to #411 - antisocialtwilight (03/12/2013) [-]
I'll have a juice box instead. You can have tea. Then, I'll set you up in a nice Comfort Tube.
User avatar #413 to #412 - warzon ONLINE (03/12/2013) [-]
**warzon casualy enters her home shrugging**

Well if you insist afterall its fun to see it expload horribley.
#414 to #413 - antisocialtwilight (03/12/2013) [-]
...explode horribly?
Explain.
User avatar #415 to #414 - warzon ONLINE (03/12/2013) [-]
Well dear besides the fact that i said my biology doesnt react well?

I dislike invaders on a claimed planet.
*He casualy sits down on a nearby couch shrugging*

At least invaders who are...Halfway competent.
#416 to #415 - antisocialtwilight (03/12/2013) [-]
Halfway competent?! I am a completely competent! How many planets have you conquered? It's not like I can just melt the ice caps and be done with it, I need to kidnap, enslave, or indoctrinate the civilian populace. Otherwise your race would face extermination by the Grand Irken Fleet! I'm trying to save humanity though submission! Zim would rather have the Tallest wipe out everything for a field promotion!
User avatar #417 to #416 - warzon ONLINE (03/12/2013) [-]
Ive conquered your homeworld dispite no one noticeing.
Ive inflitrated the rebels and fund them for the hell of it.
I have been kidnapping people, Missing persons ring a bell?
And you do realise we are Changelings dear...To kill my race is to kill all life simply because we blend in Too well.
And i said am only worried about Even halfway competent invaders zim doesnt count.
Not by a long shot.
Not.
By.
A.
Long.
Shot.
*He then proceeds to mimic her voice*

Besides you were defeated by a human and Zim.
#418 to #417 - antisocialtwilight (03/12/2013) [-]
It was TWO humans, Dib, the Hunter, Gaz, the Queen of Rage, and Zim, who had Irken resources, and my malfunctioning robot!
I had to make everything I had, including my ship, from scrap on the planet Dirt!
Do you know how hard it is to serve an empire an entire planet on a silver platter, by yourself, with minuscule resources, and a opposition like that?
User avatar #419 to #418 - warzon ONLINE (03/12/2013) [-]
Two humans? Oh NOOOOO its like....Twice as much stupid.
And a-oh wait yeah i can forgive you for the Gaz.
And your supose to build a firewall based on the Computer viruses on planet...Even said in the manual but i can forgive that for being...Well you failed to get in.
*He slowly begins to ponder*

Dear i feed off Emotions.
Emotions grant me power.
Humans over overemotionative.
So basicly i woun't quite know a possible way i could fail but then again.
Your only half way competent and barely a fledgeling in age while myself have been around since the first idea of invasion.

So all in all i guess hindsight for you...
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