I didn't make this profile picture. It was the greater German leader, bismarcksback.

Tell that bastard that he is mistaken.

You dare insult the great Bismarck? The one who united the German people???

He annexed principalities, some of them French, Danish, and Polish.

Hey, nothing wrong with a little diversity.

Europe is evidence to the contrary.

Muslims just need some time to adapt. Give it a while.

How dare you say that to me.

Thanks bro.

Guten Tag, Genosse.

Hola, camarada.

wot. Nazis aren't Spanish, Dummkopf!

The left believe anybody that's white and has any decency is a nazi.

So.... anti brony?

Ja...does this bother you, good sir?

Quite the opposite.

I use to be... quite the burden to the furfags of this site in times past.

Remarkably similar, no?

Yes, astonishing. Tell me, what made you quit your attacks?

They started to bore me. And I got on here less often.

Not to mention the older users started to leave and newer furfags showed up. They also seem to isolate themselves on their board.

I used to burden Bronies as well, until my leader signed a peace treaty with the Brony leader, bronywiseman.

I see...

There's always the option of going solo.

I've tried, but the problem is, if you attack one Brony, they will always get another Brony to back them up and defend them.

The more the merrier. At least that's how I see it. Nothing is more fun than angering a whole group or chat full of them.

Makes sense, but wouldn't you feel a greater sense of accomplishment by proving them wrong, rather than just angering them? That seems a bit more difficult with larger groups.

I tend to do both. It is in my intention to show them how sick they are. Deep down, it's just a means off escapism for them.

It was funny seeing how big of an enemy I was to them. Even furfags I've never talked to would chatter about me and avoid me at all costs. Some even wrote about me on their own personal sites/blogs. Hell, one even took it to the extreme and wrote about me in his school paper about how mean I was or some **** .

Me? Leader of the Bronies?
You flatter me, sweetie.

I will not stand for this.

Oh dear, I might be dead by then.

you'll force yourself to live just to see the last brony die

Impossible. My parents don't allow me to celebrate Halloween, apparently, it is a satanic holiday.

how old are you.... and how soon can you move out to your own place

17...4 more years at least.

counting down to freedom

What would you like me to do?

chat i guess

dont go full autist and lock yourself away from people

I can't help it really. I've been raised to believe that the rest of the world is evil and that I must avoid everyone.

antibrony confirmed north korean

I'm American, living in a small little Christian town.

ahhhh the bible belt

everyone and everything is a sin right?

Is that not common?

no its pretty isolated and generally considered to make christianity look real bad

Yes, everyone who isn't Christian is considered evil. My Sunday School is practically an army that attacks all and any Gay/Muslim/Buddhist/Atheist in sight.

Guten Tag

wie gehts

I serve and protect this website from the evils of the Bronies, as well as my ally, kibbleking.

yeah but what about you

hobbies....interests?

I'm pretty limited to hobbies because of my religious parents, video games mostly.

what....no books, movies, music?

wtf kind of religion are you parents into

I'm allowed to read the bible or any books for school.

great you have THOSE kinda parants

the ones youre kind guaranteed to move very far away from when you get your own place, just to get away from their zealotry

I'm here for the keks

stawp

*pokes Anti with a load of french bread*

Oh...um...Hello... kibbleking! help! there's a Brony attacking my profile!!!

I only posted here because you viewed mine.

I'm sorry, but it is time for you to leave.

Mein hero!

I didn't mean to sadden you, good sir.

No worries, carry on.

Oh...I'm sorry...I didn't mean to intrude you...

Danke!

The origin to my profile picture: /Cat+sees+owner+first+time+in+3+days/movies/5585554/9#9

No, no, no. Read the whole comment chain.

Ah, Bronywiseman, we meet at last. How did you find me?

See the comment under you.
I looked at the votes on one of my comments.

Ah. Well then! So you're the infamous Brony defender, Bronywiseman, the one that all the other Anti-Bronies told me about? The one who refuses to take offense from all hate and criticism? The one the prophecy said is destined to save all Bronies? THAT Bronywiseman?????

I guess.
Damn, if you weren't helping my self esteem before...

In that case...pleasure to meet you.

You seem very friendly for someone who thumbs down all my posts.
Are you actually against me or what?

I have nothing against you. I'm against those ponies of yours.

Someone who hates the show, not the community. Interesting.
Pray tell, what do you have against these wonderful little equines?

The fact that they have spread throughout a majority of the internet and are now almost impossible to avoid.

2012 called. They wanted their flame war back

You know what they say: If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

I'm sorry, but I can't. I've sworn my loyalty to the Anti-Bronies. If I were to become one of you, they'd deem me as a traitor and I'd forever be the target of Anti-Brony persecution.

11/10
You have your own anti account