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#14 - Not to sound like and ass or anything but have you done either…  [+] (16 new replies) 03/08/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #15 - darksideofthebeast (03/08/2014) [-]
Yes, I have done shrooms once and acid 4 times (once was bunk acid, shit acid, fake, IDK. Just didn't trip).
Each time was enjoyable, acid is more closed eye visual and shrooms are open eye.
The difference? On acid, I closed my eyes and felt ripped out of reality traveling through endless kaleidoscopes and fractals. I've seen shit like a guy standing with a very psychedelic looking face (all closed eye visuals on acid) and his eyeball popped out and it rolled down onto the side walk where I zoomed into his eye and viewed his memories. And I've gone through tunnels of eyes where the eyes are in geometrical form and they shattered on me and then I opened my eyes.
Now, that's not so goofy, is it? That sounds like crazy shit.
Now on shrooms, I went to the bathroom and the toilet was shrinking and growing as I was pissing.
Then I looked at the refrigerator to see the patterns morphing into faces and having tongues that spiral into other faces.
The tv would shrink and grow, I closed my eyes and saw a bunch of people standing around and said "hello everyone, nice to meet you again"...
So I would say shrooms are way more goofy but more emotional too.
I started having bad thoughts on them for a minute then I talked to my brother, hugged him and the hallway turned into a spiral, then I went in the other room staring at a ceiling fan crying from sheer joy from the beauty of the trip.
Acid and shrooms are both nice.
Shrooms are a more beautiful drug though, I would love to take that and go out into the woods.
User avatar #16 - duvallwhitey (03/08/2014) [-]
Fucking druggy.
User avatar #17 - darksideofthebeast (03/08/2014) [-]
This poor attempt.

Oh, this poor attempt.
User avatar #19 - duvallwhitey (03/08/2014) [-]
Attempt at what? I've already done it.
User avatar #20 - darksideofthebeast (03/08/2014) [-]
Just given by your profile pic, I'm going to sense that you are being sarcastic.

But since I don't know, I will automatically just assume you're just being an ass for no reason.
#21 - duvallwhitey (03/09/2014) [-]
You should reconsider whos being the ass in this whole situation. You could have just clicked the next button. Instead you set yourself up for some fun with me.
User avatar #22 - darksideofthebeast (03/09/2014) [-]
"fun with me"
Are you an internet bully?
That's not nice.
I confronted you because it's not nice being an asshole to everyone.
User avatar #23 - duvallwhitey (03/09/2014) [-]
Serious much? Loosen up, junkie.
User avatar #25 - darksideofthebeast (03/09/2014) [-]
Junkie is associated with heroin addicts.
Heroin (opiates, opium) has physical addiction to it and does not cure anything.

Psychedelics; having shown to help overcome traumatic events and terrible anxiety/depression.
You know they did for me? I don't just do drugs for no reason.
User avatar #26 - duvallwhitey (03/09/2014) [-]
What ever floats your boat man.
User avatar #27 - darksideofthebeast (03/09/2014) [-]
Well I'm just telling you not to blindly judge someone.
User avatar #28 - duvallwhitey (03/09/2014) [-]
Who are you to tell me what to do?
User avatar #29 - darksideofthebeast (03/09/2014) [-]
Because I'm trying to help you, if you treat people like shit in the future, they may not react like I do and get more angry.
Seeing as how I have no anger over this and I'm really just overall worried about your safety in the future, stop being an asshole.
You can do it on the internet, sure. But then you'll eventually do it in real life and nobody will want to know you, you will be that bitter, cynical and stuck up asshat who sits in his room all day with his fedora masturbating to hentai porn.
Now is that something you want?
User avatar #30 - duvallwhitey (03/09/2014) [-]
Hey man. I come to Fj to laugh and mess around with people, not get lectures about what to wear and what to masturbate to.
User avatar #33 - darksideofthebeast (03/09/2014) [-]
Take my advice however you want it, I'm just trying to help you.
User avatar #24 - duvallwhitey (03/09/2014) [-]
You're on Fj.
#12 - Someone can't take a joke...  [+] (18 new replies) 03/08/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #13 - darksideofthebeast (03/08/2014) [-]
No, it's not that I can't take a joke.
It's peoples ignorance towards drugs, nothing you see on acid is not anything out of this reality.
EVERYTHING you see on it is just perceived in a very different way, it crosses your senses and makes your perception of reality change.
That is it, it will not make you see elves/dragons/mythical creatures.

Now shrooms, that would have been a good joke, it would have made sense.
You wanna see the goofiest shit? Take shrooms, that is when you see dragons.
#14 - anonymusbros (03/08/2014) [-]
Not to sound like and ass or anything but have you done either? I'm just curious..
User avatar #15 - darksideofthebeast (03/08/2014) [-]
Yes, I have done shrooms once and acid 4 times (once was bunk acid, shit acid, fake, IDK. Just didn't trip).
Each time was enjoyable, acid is more closed eye visual and shrooms are open eye.
The difference? On acid, I closed my eyes and felt ripped out of reality traveling through endless kaleidoscopes and fractals. I've seen shit like a guy standing with a very psychedelic looking face (all closed eye visuals on acid) and his eyeball popped out and it rolled down onto the side walk where I zoomed into his eye and viewed his memories. And I've gone through tunnels of eyes where the eyes are in geometrical form and they shattered on me and then I opened my eyes.
Now, that's not so goofy, is it? That sounds like crazy shit.
Now on shrooms, I went to the bathroom and the toilet was shrinking and growing as I was pissing.
Then I looked at the refrigerator to see the patterns morphing into faces and having tongues that spiral into other faces.
The tv would shrink and grow, I closed my eyes and saw a bunch of people standing around and said "hello everyone, nice to meet you again"...
So I would say shrooms are way more goofy but more emotional too.
I started having bad thoughts on them for a minute then I talked to my brother, hugged him and the hallway turned into a spiral, then I went in the other room staring at a ceiling fan crying from sheer joy from the beauty of the trip.
Acid and shrooms are both nice.
Shrooms are a more beautiful drug though, I would love to take that and go out into the woods.
User avatar #16 - duvallwhitey (03/08/2014) [-]
Fucking druggy.
User avatar #17 - darksideofthebeast (03/08/2014) [-]
This poor attempt.

Oh, this poor attempt.
User avatar #19 - duvallwhitey (03/08/2014) [-]
Attempt at what? I've already done it.
User avatar #20 - darksideofthebeast (03/08/2014) [-]
Just given by your profile pic, I'm going to sense that you are being sarcastic.

But since I don't know, I will automatically just assume you're just being an ass for no reason.
#21 - duvallwhitey (03/09/2014) [-]
You should reconsider whos being the ass in this whole situation. You could have just clicked the next button. Instead you set yourself up for some fun with me.
User avatar #22 - darksideofthebeast (03/09/2014) [-]
"fun with me"
Are you an internet bully?
That's not nice.
I confronted you because it's not nice being an asshole to everyone.
User avatar #23 - duvallwhitey (03/09/2014) [-]
Serious much? Loosen up, junkie.
User avatar #25 - darksideofthebeast (03/09/2014) [-]
Junkie is associated with heroin addicts.
Heroin (opiates, opium) has physical addiction to it and does not cure anything.

Psychedelics; having shown to help overcome traumatic events and terrible anxiety/depression.
You know they did for me? I don't just do drugs for no reason.
User avatar #26 - duvallwhitey (03/09/2014) [-]
What ever floats your boat man.
User avatar #27 - darksideofthebeast (03/09/2014) [-]
Well I'm just telling you not to blindly judge someone.
User avatar #28 - duvallwhitey (03/09/2014) [-]
Who are you to tell me what to do?
User avatar #29 - darksideofthebeast (03/09/2014) [-]
Because I'm trying to help you, if you treat people like shit in the future, they may not react like I do and get more angry.
Seeing as how I have no anger over this and I'm really just overall worried about your safety in the future, stop being an asshole.
You can do it on the internet, sure. But then you'll eventually do it in real life and nobody will want to know you, you will be that bitter, cynical and stuck up asshat who sits in his room all day with his fedora masturbating to hentai porn.
Now is that something you want?
User avatar #30 - duvallwhitey (03/09/2014) [-]
Hey man. I come to Fj to laugh and mess around with people, not get lectures about what to wear and what to masturbate to.
User avatar #33 - darksideofthebeast (03/09/2014) [-]
Take my advice however you want it, I'm just trying to help you.
User avatar #24 - duvallwhitey (03/09/2014) [-]
You're on Fj.
#2 - ******* laughing so hard right now thank you for … 01/25/2014 on Subway +2
#270 - I know, they look horrid! I booted up the game for the first t… 01/25/2014 on >implying games are fun 0
#261 - Just started playing the other day on PC and does anyone actua…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/25/2014 on >implying games are fun 0
User avatar #272 - unicornslayer (01/25/2014) [-]
nope. There should be a disclaimer on steam: *Controller required*
User avatar #268 - thenez (01/25/2014) [-]
I tried getting a refund because the keyboard controls were so bad.
#270 - anonymusbros (01/25/2014) [-]
I know, they look horrid! I booted up the game for the first time and realized what they were trying to pull and was still confused as to why they would make it like such, I didn't even try them though so to anyone who enjoys them +100000 for you if you use them throughout the whole game.
User avatar #265 - archmides (01/25/2014) [-]
i tried to use mouse and keyboard. Fuck that. I ended up just using the keyboard and after you get used to it and move some controls around a bit its alright.
#75 - I thought everyone did, I need to travel more! Hahahah 08/04/2013 on Drinks 0
#24 - Am I the only one who drinks their rum and cola the other way around?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/03/2013 on Drinks 0
#33 - reaperboy (08/03/2013) [-]
the whole population of Wisconsin does that
#75 - anonymusbros (08/04/2013) [-]
I thought everyone did, I need to travel more! Hahahah
#5 - I realized this looks awfully familiar to the one in the top r… 05/17/2013 on It's all there. +1
#4 - Also the day after tomorrow..  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2013 on It's all there. +1
#5 - anonymusbros (05/17/2013) [-]
I realized this looks awfully familiar to the one in the top right..


I'm on to you statue, im on to you.
#10 - Not exactly just haven't done it that well before been watchin… 04/02/2013 on Monday 0
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