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#46 - its a kitty 01/15/2013 on Wat 0
#690 - dubs decide my new profile picture 01/15/2013 on Evolution 0
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#122 - YES THEY CAN ALSO READ YOUR MIND HAVEN'T YOU HEARD 01/13/2013 on The fuck... +6
#391 - "eh fock you mayn my friend hung himself 4 days ago"…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/10/2013 on How to +3
User avatar #393 - lolzordz (01/10/2013) [-]
well me and you are different, i dont think death is such a terrible thing.

this post however, is.
User avatar #399 - gorden (01/10/2013) [-]
when you dont think death is a terrible thing, why you so mad?



also, if your friend did this, he wanted to. Give him a rest, hes happier now
User avatar #401 - lolzordz (01/10/2013) [-]
look at the fuckin post on the front page.

look at it, and tell me its funny. just do it... impossible! because its not! all it is is a cartoon of how to hang yourself. my friend did it four days ago, thus it only brought memories of that. do you want a medal for just rejecting everything i say? do you have nothing better to do?
#407 - rakoom (01/10/2013) [-]
Oh its quite simple, actually. The problem is just that its not suited for everybody. The joke is that this is a guide on how to die. Step by step, smiling all the way, as if it was how to tie your shoelaces or somethin'.

The humor is that she is so increadibly HAPPY while hanging herself. Its almost as if she were going to sing a song or something about it. "Everybody now! One, two three!"
#395 - anonymous (01/10/2013) [-]
Deaths pretty shit dude, I would know, I'm anon. I've seen shit.
#386 - yes and the humorous picture you attached to your post is even…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/10/2013 on How to +4
User avatar #388 - lolzordz (01/10/2013) [-]
scarface is telling you to go fuck yourself. funny as shit, right?
User avatar #391 - anonymoused (01/10/2013) [-]
"eh fock you mayn my friend hung himself 4 days ago"

it's not too funny, but neither it is appropriate. you seem to be bringing up a serious subject only to add this witty (not) humorous addition to it that makes the entire thing a joke.

i mean, if i had a friend who committed suicide i would not have brought it up with a picture of scarface. i would have gave him a bit more respect than that.
User avatar #393 - lolzordz (01/10/2013) [-]
well me and you are different, i dont think death is such a terrible thing.

this post however, is.
User avatar #399 - gorden (01/10/2013) [-]
when you dont think death is a terrible thing, why you so mad?



also, if your friend did this, he wanted to. Give him a rest, hes happier now
User avatar #401 - lolzordz (01/10/2013) [-]
look at the fuckin post on the front page.

look at it, and tell me its funny. just do it... impossible! because its not! all it is is a cartoon of how to hang yourself. my friend did it four days ago, thus it only brought memories of that. do you want a medal for just rejecting everything i say? do you have nothing better to do?
#407 - rakoom (01/10/2013) [-]
Oh its quite simple, actually. The problem is just that its not suited for everybody. The joke is that this is a guide on how to die. Step by step, smiling all the way, as if it was how to tie your shoelaces or somethin'.

The humor is that she is so increadibly HAPPY while hanging herself. Its almost as if she were going to sing a song or something about it. "Everybody now! One, two three!"
#395 - anonymous (01/10/2013) [-]
Deaths pretty shit dude, I would know, I'm anon. I've seen shit.
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#51 - kiss of the dragon i thought it was that.. my bad 12/31/2012 on film logic 0
#44 - isn't that from that movie where the guy gets a needle inside …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2012 on film logic 0
User avatar #45 - crownsedge (12/31/2012) [-]
What... No... What fucking movie is that? This is One Hour Photo.
User avatar #51 - anonymoused (12/31/2012) [-]
kiss of the dragon

www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1zWErSEPdQ

i thought it was that.. my bad
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#276 - seriously convince him otherwise... it is a very controversial…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2012 on Truth +1
User avatar #282 - lolerlaura (12/22/2012) [-]
I totally agree with you. I have done my research about circumcision and I don't like a single bit of it. The crappy thing is that in the states some girls think that uncicumcised penises are ugly and weird. I will fight tooth and nail to have my son be intact and if he wants to he can be circumcised when he is old enough to decide for himself if it is that big of an issue to him.

Not to mention I have read horror stories of the procedure going wrong :(
#257 - feminism solely focuses on one specific gender - females. a tr…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/22/2012 on Truth +1
#261 - lolerlaura (12/22/2012) [-]
I think male circumcision is fucked up too. If it was my choice I would never do that to my child. I have talked about having kids with my boyfriend of several years and he is the one that wants to circumcise the boy even though I hate the thought of it.

I would go by the term "equalist", but I think that benders should have the right to keep their bending.

User avatar #276 - anonymoused (12/22/2012) [-]
seriously convince him otherwise... it is a very controversial subject but in reality, it shouldn't be. people are misinformed about circumcision and people in the medical field take advantage of their status to promote circumcision (for money). the foreskin has about 20,000 nerve endings (pleasure receptors etc), and during circumcision extremely erogenous tissue called: frenulum and ridged band are removed. then the glans and inner skin are left to be exposed and develop thick keratin layer to compensate for the lost foreskin. that keratin layer is created because of constant abrasion and chaffing with the clothing. the penis glans (head) often has a very dried look, and may even have cracks in it. impotence and premature ejaculation is very common in circumcised men. also dried uncomfortable sex and the usage of lube. and improper care after circumcision may lead to unsightly skin adhesion, skin bridges and so on. i'm not exaggerating when I say circumcision removes more than half of sexual pleasure and damages the function of the penis for proper sex. it ruins sex for the guy AND the partner. circumcised men thrust and stroke much harder than intact men because they're desensitized. circumcision is handicapped sex. there are thousands of people who restore their foreskin... look up foreskin restoration and see what unfortunate men who had circumcision forced upon them have to go through to retrieve normal function of the penis. i can talk all day about it but i hope you get the point. your future son should have the right to leave the hospital with an intact body :)
User avatar #282 - lolerlaura (12/22/2012) [-]
I totally agree with you. I have done my research about circumcision and I don't like a single bit of it. The crappy thing is that in the states some girls think that uncicumcised penises are ugly and weird. I will fight tooth and nail to have my son be intact and if he wants to he can be circumcised when he is old enough to decide for himself if it is that big of an issue to him.

Not to mention I have read horror stories of the procedure going wrong :(
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