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#334 - Comment deleted 01/26/2013 on Too Soon 0
#325 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2013 on Too Soon +1
#333 - dontdeletemyuser Comment deleted by anonymoused
#283 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 01/25/2013 on Too Soon +1
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#1 - hue'd 01/23/2013 on Witty Title +2
#1 - **** the what  [+] (9 new replies) 01/23/2013 on Geckos and Cheerios +7
User avatar #2 - biggieboy (01/23/2013) [-]
it's a defense mechanism. It bursts a vein or something, and spurts out blood
User avatar #18 - tylosaurus (01/24/2013) [-]
but why? For what good?
User avatar #19 - biggieboy (01/24/2013) [-]
to defend itself...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEl6TXrkZnk

mother nature, you weird
User avatar #20 - tylosaurus (01/24/2013) [-]
How.. How does that scare them away? I mean wouldn't most animals be attracted to blood?
User avatar #21 - biggieboy (01/24/2013) [-]
would you like to attack an animal that just sprayed blood in your eye?
User avatar #22 - tylosaurus (01/24/2013) [-]
I'm a human, not an animal. I wouldn't really attack any animal.

If it was for survival. Of course. Holy shit, free meal.
User avatar #23 - biggieboy (01/24/2013) [-]
hmm, maybe the lizard should rethink his strategy then
User avatar #17 - mcpatmat (01/24/2013) [-]
Oh man! an ant is touching my eye, better use my "Defense mechanism" that destroy one of my eye to shoot my own blood! that'll make things better!
Stupid lizard...
User avatar #3 - lothet (01/23/2013) [-]
Which stinks like shit.
#169 - Comment deleted 01/22/2013 on bleach 0
#101 - isnt that kiss x sis 01/22/2013 on thats not your mama, baby! 0
#107 - lol'd 01/21/2013 on Who comes up with these... 0
#66 - weird **** ma ***** 01/21/2013 on Sleep is important. 0
#63 - 3 days. sure. 01/21/2013 on Sleep is important. +4
#148 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2013 on Troll teacher 0
#153 - puppyloverone (01/23/2013) [-]
havent seen that one yet not sure what to say but ok
#114 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2013 on The rise of the apples -2
#115 - Snookbone Comment deleted by anonymoused
#113 - Comment deleted 01/20/2013 on The rise of the apples -2
#101 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 01/20/2013 on Troll teacher +3
#145 - puppyloverone (01/20/2013) [-]
i have seen that before thought it was funny
#148 - anonymoused (01/20/2013) [-]
#153 - puppyloverone (01/23/2013) [-]
havent seen that one yet not sure what to say but ok
#98 - lol did you chase them with ur tied shoes  [+] (5 new replies) 01/20/2013 on Troll teacher +3
#99 - puppyloverone (01/20/2013) [-]
thats funny but they had them too tight it took me a long time to get the shoe laces undone
#101 - anonymoused (01/20/2013) [-]
#145 - puppyloverone (01/20/2013) [-]
i have seen that before thought it was funny
#148 - anonymoused (01/20/2013) [-]
#153 - puppyloverone (01/23/2013) [-]
havent seen that one yet not sure what to say but ok
#95 - food  [+] (7 new replies) 01/20/2013 on Troll teacher +1
#96 - puppyloverone (01/20/2013) [-]
ya lets just say the person who tied my shoe had mental issues after i was through with them
#98 - anonymoused (01/20/2013) [-]
lol did you chase them with ur tied shoes
#99 - puppyloverone (01/20/2013) [-]
thats funny but they had them too tight it took me a long time to get the shoe laces undone
#101 - anonymoused (01/20/2013) [-]
#145 - puppyloverone (01/20/2013) [-]
i have seen that before thought it was funny
#148 - anonymoused (01/20/2013) [-]
#153 - puppyloverone (01/23/2013) [-]
havent seen that one yet not sure what to say but ok
#89 - >barely wake up in the morning >go to school >…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/20/2013 on Troll teacher +12
#94 - puppyloverone (01/20/2013) [-]
reading book i get done, hungry go to look for something to put in face hole, get up and i am back down.
#95 - anonymoused (01/20/2013) [-]
food
#96 - puppyloverone (01/20/2013) [-]
ya lets just say the person who tied my shoe had mental issues after i was through with them
#98 - anonymoused (01/20/2013) [-]
lol did you chase them with ur tied shoes
#99 - puppyloverone (01/20/2013) [-]
thats funny but they had them too tight it took me a long time to get the shoe laces undone
#101 - anonymoused (01/20/2013) [-]
#145 - puppyloverone (01/20/2013) [-]
i have seen that before thought it was funny
#148 - anonymoused (01/20/2013) [-]
#153 - puppyloverone (01/23/2013) [-]
havent seen that one yet not sure what to say but ok
#97 - i watched it and i loved it 01/20/2013 on how much do YOU love knifes? 0
#199 - oops 01/19/2013 on 18 hours +3
#196 - i love how he bites his paw. so cute  [+] (2 new replies) 01/19/2013 on 18 hours 0
#198 - swatlowkey (01/19/2013) [-]
i love when people reply to the wrong person :] daw
#199 - anonymoused (01/19/2013) [-]
oops
#3 - Picture 01/19/2013 on Fj, I need your help. 0
#171 - is it emotional? sad? romantic? is it worth watching? is it an…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2013 on It's suddenly so clear! +1
User avatar #172 - Vpirate (01/19/2013) [-]
Yes.

To all of that.
#29 - holy **** balls how did i not notice that haha 01/17/2013 on /b/ at its best 0
#49 - girls have smegma too..  [+] (1 new reply) 01/15/2013 on No 0
User avatar #145 - jinjo (01/15/2013) [-]
None I've ever seen, or ever hope to D:
#363 - sauce ? 01/15/2013 on The fuck... 0

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User avatar #8 - anonymousefj (12/06/2012) [-]
oh hi mouse, my name's mouse
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