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anonymoose  

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So yeaaaah . . . tea spilled on a laptop is a bad thing. Enter key and arrow keys don't work now and laptop sometimes turns off.comment
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Gender: male
Facebook Profile: OLD
Youtube Channel: SPICE
Steam Profile: ODOR
Consoles Owned: BLOCKERS
Video Games Played: BODY
X-box Gamertag: WASH
PS3 Gamertag: 16 HOURS OF B.O BLOCKING
Interests: POOOOOOOOWEEEEER
Date Signed Up:12/22/2009
Last Login:5/24/2013
Location:Belfast
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Content Ranking:#463
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Highest Content Rank:#73
Highest Comment Rank:#1
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I've come to eat your kids,
drink their blood,
cut them up - play with their guts,
slice their bodies up in two and put the meat into a stew,
eat the flesh until I'm sick and save the rest for my next picnic.
That's my signature dish, yours sincerely Albert Fish

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#10 - Also, the picture is of V, not Anonymous.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2013 on Which one are you? +2
User avatar #11 - ilovemyguns (05/15/2013) [-]
It's just a guy fawkes mask either way.
#8 - Hey! I take offence to that.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/15/2013 on Which one are you? +2
User avatar #9 - ilovemyguns (05/15/2013) [-]
I keep forgetting about you mate. Sorry.
User avatar #10 - anonymoose (05/15/2013) [-]
Also, the picture is of V, not Anonymous.
User avatar #11 - ilovemyguns (05/15/2013) [-]
It's just a guy fawkes mask either way.
#135 - Comment section full of idiots saying their IQ.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2013 on more smartest than you +16
#137 - yunonomynameeh (05/15/2013) [-]
But they're clearly all genius! Didn't you read their scores?

/sarcasm
#133 - IQ tests are 99% bullshit. 05/15/2013 on more smartest than you 0
#76 - The sad truth of the internet. 05/15/2013 on Actual advice mallard comp +9
#142 - LaVeyan Satanism uses Satan as an image rather than an actual … 05/15/2013 on and it gets better +1
#141 - Some Satanism does and some doesn't 05/15/2013 on and it gets better 0
#27732 - You have summoned me. 05/15/2013 on Furry's profile 0
#117 - i'd like to penetrate her and sperm on her face  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2013 on how i feel about FJ lately 0
User avatar #118 - reigndrac (05/14/2013) [-]
....Smiley faces do nothing either.
#115 - i'd like to penetrate her and sperm on her face  [+] (3 new replies) 05/14/2013 on how i feel about FJ lately 0
User avatar #116 - reigndrac (05/14/2013) [-]
NO AMOUNT OF HEARTS MAKES THAT COMMENT OKAY.
User avatar #117 - anonymoose (05/14/2013) [-]
i'd like to penetrate her and sperm on her face
User avatar #118 - reigndrac (05/14/2013) [-]
....Smiley faces do nothing either.
#62044 - Anybody know any Industrial + Melodic Death metal bands. I lik…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/14/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #62069 - savirleo (05/15/2013) [-]
Insomnium, Swallow the Sun, Omnium Gatherum
User avatar #62053 - keggut (05/14/2013) [-]
Try: Kataklysm, Amorphis, Dark Tranquility, In Flames

www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8o3oAt9Db8
#47 - Okay, scene starts some bloods n crips be walking down the str…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/14/2013 on Rosaline +30
#69 - thedarkassassin (05/14/2013) [-]
Saying that out loud makes it even funnier.
#52 - pheonixinstinct (05/14/2013) [-]
that was surprisingly accurate...you should teach Shakespeare to the hoodrats. class that shit up abit.
User avatar #50 - manicekman (05/14/2013) [-]
Thnx. Lets hope I drag "BÃĄječnÃĄ lÊta pod psa" or something like that.
#29 - Will Smiths eyes are looking a bit . . . bloodshot. 05/14/2013 on Tyler the Creator +10
#19 - Chuck Norris joke? Is this 2005 or something?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2013 on Just Chuck Norris... +118
User avatar #58 - yutdollacwwwthree (05/15/2013) [-]
And apparently it's good enough for nearly 1000 thumbs in merely 12 hours.

Why can't my content be this bad and get this many thumbs? Who thumbs these up?
#18 - There are a lot of people who cou…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/14/2013 on Just Chuck Norris... +4
User avatar #123 - cadencee (05/15/2013) [-]
A lot of people? I highly doubt that. There would be a couple of people but Bruce lee was no push over. I mean unless you count 7 foot tall giant MMA fighters then i suppose Bruce was physically too small to beat a few of them.
#21 - N. Korean citizen (05/14/2013) [-]
only bruce lee can beat up bruce lee
#49 - i'd like to penetrate her and sperm on her face  [+] (5 new replies) 05/14/2013 on how i feel about FJ lately +1
User avatar #114 - reigndrac (05/14/2013) [-]
Two hearts doesn't do it either.
User avatar #115 - anonymoose (05/14/2013) [-]
i'd like to penetrate her and sperm on her face
User avatar #116 - reigndrac (05/14/2013) [-]
NO AMOUNT OF HEARTS MAKES THAT COMMENT OKAY.
User avatar #117 - anonymoose (05/14/2013) [-]
i'd like to penetrate her and sperm on her face
User avatar #118 - reigndrac (05/14/2013) [-]
....Smiley faces do nothing either.
#48 - And imgur took it from BBT. 05/14/2013 on how i feel about FJ lately +3
#67 - Anybody got a source for this or is it just another neckbeard … 05/14/2013 on Im ready for the Feminazis +26
#58 - inb4 everyone on funnyjunk cries "that's me". 05/14/2013 on Ah 0
#52 - Damn, that's some realistic blood! 05/14/2013 on Bitch had it coming 0
#92 - I didn't know Who's came in black.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2013 on baby +2
#121 - damakorithus (05/14/2013) [-]
#25 - It's beta off that way. 05/14/2013 on Rosaline +104
#24 - Rosaline is Juliet's cousin. Romeo fancies Rosaline. R…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/14/2013 on Rosaline +59
User avatar #101 - ComicBookGuy (05/15/2013) [-]
Isn't it that Romeo and Rosaline had talked before the ball, but she told him that she didn't want to date and marry and all that shit, but then Romeo goes to the ball anyway to see her. That's where he sees Juliet and wants to get it in
User avatar #45 - manicekman (05/14/2013) [-]
Please speak more, I am graduating on Thursday and this book might be the question.
User avatar #47 - anonymoose (05/14/2013) [-]
Okay, scene starts some bloods n crips be walking down the street
the bloods see the crips and start finger biting
crips be like "niqqa do you bite your thumb at me?"
blood1 be like "yo blood, the pigs got our back if shit goes down"
blood2 be like "nah"
so bloods be like "nah dog, we aint bitin' shit at u"
but the crips aint havin none of their shit
Benvolio the blood comes in
Benvolio is all "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum."
Tablesalt the crip then starts attacking Benvolio n thats how the Bloods and Crips got serious

#69 - thedarkassassin (05/14/2013) [-]
Saying that out loud makes it even funnier.
#52 - pheonixinstinct (05/14/2013) [-]
that was surprisingly accurate...you should teach Shakespeare to the hoodrats. class that shit up abit.
User avatar #50 - manicekman (05/14/2013) [-]
Thnx. Lets hope I drag "BÃĄječnÃĄ lÊta pod psa" or something like that.
#177 - A long time on photoshop making a "template".  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2013 on Addy why? +2
User avatar #179 - lordhasta (05/14/2013) [-]
oh cool
#139 - dickbutt 05/14/2013 on Addy why? +7
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User avatar #856 to #855 - anonymoose (05/20/2013) [-]
D'as scary. Why would you post that?
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User avatar #864 to #856 - laspussy (05/21/2013) [-]
hue hue you wanna see scary?
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User avatar #867 to #866 - laspussy (05/21/2013) [-]
there lies the true monsters
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User avatar #868 to #867 - anonymoose (05/21/2013) [-]
D'as not e'en scary.
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#869 to #868 - laspussy (05/21/2013) [-]
there's a colored version out there but I can't find it
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#857 to #856 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
its not scary at all darling, so how are you today
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User avatar #858 to #857 - anonymoose (05/20/2013) [-]
I'm good, and yourself?
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#859 to #858 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
im doing good darling, thank you for asking
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User avatar #860 to #859 - anonymoose (05/20/2013) [-]
So, do we have a topic in mind or let this conversation dry up?
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#861 to #860 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
well personally im in a political mood, so if you would be willing to talk about political issues i would love to have a conversation partner
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User avatar #862 to #861 - anonymoose (05/20/2013) [-]
I'm not much for politics.
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#863 to #862 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
alright then darling, do you have a topic you wish to discuss
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User avatar #853 - dinosawtacos (05/18/2013) [-]
Personal Info
Gender: male
Facebook Profile: OLD
Youtube Channel: SPICE
Steam Profile: ODOR
Consoles Owned: BLOCKERS
Video Games Played: BODY
X-box Gamertag: WASH
PS3 Gamertag: 16 HOURS OF B.O BLOCKING
Interests: POOOOOOOOWEEEEER
I LOVE YOU.
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User avatar #851 - laspussy (05/17/2013) [-]
it's been a loooong time! how have you been?
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User avatar #852 to #851 - anonymoose (05/18/2013) [-]
I'm good, and how's pussy?
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User avatar #854 to #852 - laspussy (05/18/2013) [-]
Fj has been kinda weird lately. Seems like every week I get banned for something silly. And don't even get me started on the item boards. There are some pretty crazy folk on there.
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#801 - shadowfj ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
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#802 to #801 - anonymoose (05/13/2013) [-]
+1 picture saved. Thank you my friend.
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#803 to #802 - shadowfj ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
Just doing my duty.
Just doing my duty.
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#791 - Cortana (05/12/2013) [-]
Sup' Nigga. Guess who?

You miss me?
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#792 to #791 - anonymoose (05/12/2013) [-]
As this graph clearly shows, my amount of Faiths dropped dangerously low recently.
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#793 to #792 - Cortana (05/12/2013) [-]
But in order for me to be here, you have to have...

...Faith.
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User avatar #794 to #793 - anonymoose (05/12/2013) [-]
There's a raise at the end for today. So how has my favourite Asian Bisexual Irish-moose lover?
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#795 to #794 - Cortana (05/12/2013) [-]
B-baka, it's not like I like you owning me, ...or anything... Moosey-kun!

Nah, been depressed fucking horribly.
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#796 to #795 - anonymoose (05/12/2013) [-]
Drink is an amazing cure for sadness and me being Irish and therefore 90% alcohol, I'm a good remedy for sadness.
Drink is an amazing cure for sadness and me being Irish and therefore 90% alcohol, I'm a good remedy for sadness.
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#797 to #796 - Cortana (05/12/2013) [-]
And much more depression.
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#798 to #797 - anonymoose (05/12/2013) [-]
As this graph shows. More moose = less sadness.
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#799 to #798 - Cortana (05/12/2013) [-]
Hmmm, yes I see that.

As much as these statistics and results hold up. There will be no Moosey-kun when I am in a nightclub drinking myself under the table.
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User avatar #800 to #799 - anonymoose (05/12/2013) [-]
Damn! That seems like the best time for there to be moose.
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User avatar #790 - spartanian ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
items
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User avatar #783 to #782 - anonymoose (04/22/2013) [-]
Hi there.
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User avatar #785 to #784 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
Hi there.
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User avatar #787 to #786 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
Do you know what the text on that image says? Also, I have seen another account posting the same characters. Are you two the same?
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#788 to #787 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
eh there are several people who use bunny girls as mascots, so its probably not me
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User avatar #789 to #788 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I have seen that character being posted by someone else.
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User avatar #779 - kievaughnb (04/15/2013) [-]
Please explain the gold comment thumb badge.
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User avatar #780 to #779 - anonymoose (04/15/2013) [-]
I was a funny moose.
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#778 - Sunset **User deleted account** (04/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #766 - luidias (04/09/2013) [-]
Hiya moosey <3 I didn't know you were still around.
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User avatar #767 to #766 - anonymoose (04/09/2013) [-]
I am. Never left.
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User avatar #765 - admin (04/09/2013) [-]
╔══════════════ āŗ‹áƒĻ☃áƒĻāŗ‹ ══════════════╗
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong black woman ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who don’t need no man ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
╚══════════════ āŗ‹áƒĻ☃áƒĻāŗ‹ ══════════════╝
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User avatar #761 - admin (04/02/2013) [-]
I appreciate you as a top comment poster. I love you.

-Admin
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#762 to #761 - anonymoose (04/02/2013) [-]
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.
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User avatar #770 to #762 - thalfak (04/13/2013) [-]
Do you have a link for #1?
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User avatar #772 to #770 - anonymoose (04/13/2013) [-]
#1 of what?
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User avatar #773 to #772 - thalfak (04/13/2013) [-]
Rated comment
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User avatar #774 to #773 - anonymoose (04/13/2013) [-]
Comment rank is total thumbs over past 3 months. Not a specific comment.
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User avatar #776 to #775 - anonymoose (04/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's based of total comment thumbs over the past 3 months.
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User avatar #777 to #776 - thalfak (04/13/2013) [-]
Ohh. Could've done with a tooltip for that on the profile page :3
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User avatar #763 to #762 - laspussy (04/06/2013) [-]
:( still not acknowledged by glorious leader
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#758 - seratyo ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
Is this actually funny enough to warrant posting?
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User avatar #759 to #758 - anonymoose (04/01/2013) [-]
I laughed.
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User avatar #760 to #759 - seratyo ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
Fantastic, I'll colour and upload it then...


Better not say april fools once I uploaded it though...
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#757 - Sunset **User deleted account** (03/31/2013) [-]
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#754 - stripey (03/31/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
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User avatar #755 to #754 - anonymoose (03/31/2013) [-]
That is a good way to make friends.
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User avatar #756 to #755 - stripey (03/31/2013) [-]
I'm glad you agree.

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#749 - dwarfman (03/22/2013) [-]
You sir are a dick.
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User avatar #750 to #749 - anonymoose (03/22/2013) [-]
'tis true.
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#751 to #750 - dwarfman (03/22/2013) [-]
I am obligated to respond to pope based content that manner.
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User avatar #744 - Sunset **User deleted account** (03/22/2013) [-]
I lost 10,000 thumbs overnight and I don't care.
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User avatar #746 to #745 - Sunset **User deleted account** (03/22/2013) [-]
What's up?
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User avatar #747 to #746 - anonymoose (03/22/2013) [-]
SURPRISE FUCKING SNOW OUT OF NO WHERE IN IRELAND.

We had decent weather yesterday and for the past while and now there's enough snow to cover my foot.
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User avatar #748 to #747 - Sunset **User deleted account** (03/22/2013) [-]
Just heard that from my friend who lives in England, lol.
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