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A healthy reminder of my collection of GOT nudity. Now with added Melisandre http://imgur.com/a/DeGia#0comment
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Gender: male
Facebook Profile: OLD
Youtube Channel: SPICE
Steam Profile: ODOR
Consoles Owned: BLOCKERS
Video Games Played: BODY
X-box Gamertag: WASH
PS3 Gamertag: 16 HOURS OF B.O BLOCKING
Interests: POOOOOOOOWEEEEER
Date Signed Up:12/22/2009
Last Login:5/22/2013
Location:Belfast
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I've come to eat your kids,
drink their blood,
cut them up - play with their guts,
slice their bodies up in two and put the meat into a stew,
eat the flesh until I'm sick and save the rest for my next picnic.
That's my signature dish, yours sincerely Albert Fish

latest user's comments

#42 - Getting friendzoned by a random person on Funnyjunk. Who does … 05/15/2013 on Tree Climbing +16
#71 - What the fuck kind of stairs are they? David Bowie couldn't ev… 05/15/2013 on God damn stairs 0
#286 - Hey . . . buddy . . . can you get me a free copy of X and Y.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/15/2013 on The times are a-changing 0
#340 - leapinglizard (05/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #341 - anonymoose (05/15/2013) [-]
You crafty bastard.
#174 - Is that a penis?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2013 on this is why we can't have... 0
User avatar #175 - thelegitsuperfurry (05/15/2013) [-]
it was.
#172 - Picture 05/15/2013 on this is why we can't have... +8
#169 - Would have been funny. 05/15/2013 on this is why we can't have... 0
#164 - Anyone can do a non-diagonal swastika …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2013 on this is why we can't have... +38
#188 - theshadowed (05/15/2013) [-]
SIEG HEIL
#76 - Someone favourited this comment.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/15/2013 on True +2
#111 - theshadowed (05/15/2013) [-]
...11 people did. I'm definitely not one of them or anything
#123 - zafara (05/15/2013) [-]
12 people now
#152 - Kirby.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/15/2013 on this is why we can't have... +4
#229 - baphometx (05/16/2013) [-]
is there a less annoying way to do these than this?

I have it future-proofed in case we ever get more than 2 colors
#233 - anonymoose (05/16/2013) [-]
I use photoshop with a grid and recreate the image from there.
#184 - fourthusername (05/15/2013) [-]
It actually looks exactly like Kirby if you take a few steps back from the computer
#150 - I've made better. 05/15/2013 on this is why we can't have... +32
#147 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2013 on this is why we can't have... +11
#149 - admiralfapbar (05/15/2013) [-]
#70 - if anyone wants GOT nude scenes. …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/15/2013 on True +18
#87 - tombreaper (05/15/2013) [-]
good good
User avatar #79 - lilbigjoethefool (05/15/2013) [-]
You are a man among men.
#76 - anonymoose (05/15/2013) [-]
Someone favourited this comment.
#111 - theshadowed (05/15/2013) [-]
...11 people did. I'm definitely not one of them or anything
#123 - zafara (05/15/2013) [-]
12 people now
#69 - [small]if anyone wants GOT nude sc… 05/15/2013 on True 0
#134 - I see you got to use that.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2013 on this is why we can't have... +1
User avatar #135 - alhemicar (05/15/2013) [-]
yeah thanks again
#131 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/15/2013 on this is why we can't have... +34
#167 - ugoboom (05/15/2013) [-]
I'm disappointed that this comment wasn't thumbed down.
User avatar #169 - anonymoose (05/15/2013) [-]
Would have been funny.
#129 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 05/15/2013 on this is why we can't have... +76
#170 - drunkengnome (05/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #146 - starblood (05/15/2013) [-]
you need way more thumbs for this
#150 - anonymoose (05/15/2013) [-]
I've made better.
User avatar #130 - exotic (05/15/2013) [-]
My emotions are conflicted
User avatar #131 - anonymoose (05/15/2013) [-]
#167 - ugoboom (05/15/2013) [-]
I'm disappointed that this comment wasn't thumbed down.
User avatar #169 - anonymoose (05/15/2013) [-]
Would have been funny.
#117 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 05/15/2013 on this is why we can't have... +42
#145 - admiralfapbar (05/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #147 - anonymoose (05/15/2013) [-]
#149 - admiralfapbar (05/15/2013) [-]
#111 - Hello me. …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/15/2013 on this is why we can't have... +2
#151 - azsx (05/15/2013) [-]
i cant see what it is
#152 - anonymoose (05/15/2013) [-]
Kirby.
#229 - baphometx (05/16/2013) [-]
is there a less annoying way to do these than this?

I have it future-proofed in case we ever get more than 2 colors
#233 - anonymoose (05/16/2013) [-]
I use photoshop with a grid and recreate the image from there.
#184 - fourthusername (05/15/2013) [-]
It actually looks exactly like Kirby if you take a few steps back from the computer
#87 - Evidence providing legit?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/15/2013 on The times are a-changing 0
#272 - leapinglizard (05/15/2013) [-]
here is a copy of my direct deposit check i removed my real name and employee id. would rather not have idiots calling asking for me
#286 - anonymoose (05/15/2013) [-]
Hey . . . buddy . . . can you get me a free copy of X and Y.
#340 - leapinglizard (05/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #341 - anonymoose (05/15/2013) [-]
You crafty bastard.
#62118 - 25. Korpiklanni - Happy Little Boozer 26. Iron Maiden - Ca… 05/15/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#62117 - 50!!!! songs on shuffle! Go! 1. Dropkick Murphys - Boys on…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/15/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... +3
User avatar #62175 - thedudeistheman (05/15/2013) [-]
1. Three Days Grace - Home
2. How To Destroy Angels - Ice Age
3. 30 Seconds To Mars - Stranger In A Strange Land
4. Brian Regan - Health Club Stuff
5. Rage Against The Machine - Testify
6. The Gaslight Anthem - Boxer
7. The J. Geils Band - Centerfold
8. The Wonder Years - Teenage Parents
9. The Wonder Years - Came Out Swinging
10. Morningwood - Best Of Me
11. Rise Against - Elective Amnesia
12. Rage Against The Machine - Settle For Nothing
13. Manchester Orchestra - In My Teeth
14. Cage The Elephant - Back Against The Wall
15. Rise Against - Blood To Bleed
16. The Wonder Years - Passing Through A Screen Door
17. The White Stripes - Prickly Thorn, But Sweetly Worn
18. Bloodsimple - Dead Man Walking
19. The Beatles - Blackbird
20. Grace Potter & The Nocturnals - Never Go Back
21. Nine Inch Nails - Getting Smaller
22. The Used - Find A Way
23. Rise Against - Intro/Chamber The Cartridge
24. Sick Puppies - In It For Life
User avatar #62176 - thedudeistheman (05/15/2013) [-]
25. Tonight Alive - Breaking & Entering
26. Electric Six - gay Bar
27. The Black Keys - Money Maker
28. Coheed & Cambria - Away We Go
29. Shinedown - Second Chance
30. Blink-182 - The Rock Show
31. Chevelle - Saferwaters
32. Manchester Orchestra - Tony The Tiger
33. The Black Keys - Give Your Heart Away
34. I Fight Dragons - Fanfare
35. How To Destroy Angels - The Loop Closes
36. Linkin Park - Wretches And Kings
37. Chevelle - An Evening With El Diablo
38. Nine Inch Nails - Ruiner
39. Tonight Alive - Amelia
40. Foo Fighters - Best Of You (Live)
41. Green Day - Welcome To Paradise
42. Rise Against - Survivor Guilt
43. Grace Potter & The Nocturnals - Runaway
44. Rise Against - Drones
45. The National - Mistaken For Strangers
46. I Fight Dragons - Suburban Doxology
47. Manchester Orchestra - Simple Math
48. Snow Patrol - The Lightning Strikes
49. The Black Keys - Sister 50. Anti-Flag - Confessions Of An Economic Hitman
#62189 - imonaboatman (05/15/2013) [-]
Rise Against, Blink-182, Shinedown, Chevelle, Nine Inch nails, Linkin Park, Sick Puppies, Cage the Elephant, Three Days Grace, 30 Seconds to Mars, Foo Fighters, and Green Day?

You've got some excellent taste in music.
User avatar #62126 - szymonf (05/15/2013) [-]
1. Fun.- We are young
2. Dr. Dog - Shadow People
3. Beastie Boys - No Sleep Til Brooklyn
4. Hot Chip - Careful
5. Simon and Garfunkel - Richard Cory
6. Plants and Animals - Keep it Real
7. 1989 - Portugal. The Man
8. Mgmt - The Kids Quartet
9. Passion Pit - Hideaway
10. Everyone is Golden - Portugal. The Man
11. The Black Keys - Tighten Up
12. Cold War Kids - Something Is Not Right With Me
13. Dub The Mic - Beastie Boys
14. Dr. Dog - The Old Black Hole
15. Radiohead - Morning Mr Magpie
16. The Black Lips - Ghetto Cross
17. Dr. Dog - Heaven
18. The Beach Boys - Surfin' Safari
19. Pixies - Tame
20. Shearwater - Going is Going
21. The Black Keys - Nova Baby
22. Radiohead - Prove Yourself
23. Shearwater - Wedding Bells Are Breaking Up That Old Gang Of Mine
24. The Walkmen - Heavan
25. Kings of Lean - Day Old Blues.
#62119 - sjakk (05/15/2013) [-]
1. Judas priest - Screaming for vengeance
2. Opeth - The Amen corner
3. Windir - Byrjing
4. Deicide - Day of darkness
5. Black sabbath - Snowblind cocaine!
6. Pantera - Use my third arm
7. Rammstein - mein teil
8. Entombed - But life goes on
9. Pink floyd - Us and them
10. Johnny cash - Flesh and blood
11. Prong - Test
12. Ozzy ousbourne - IDK
13. Metallica - Broken, Beat & Scarred
14. ZZ top - Browmn sugar
15. Coroner - Sudden fall
16. Windir - Svartesmeden og lundamyrstrollet
17. Deep purple - Flight of the rat
18. Meshuggah - Combustion
19. Slayer - Hell awaits
20. Talking heads - Found a job
User avatar #62118 - anonymoose (05/15/2013) [-]
25. Korpiklanni - Happy Little Boozer
26. Iron Maiden - Caught Somewhere in Time
27. The Rasmus - The Fight
28. Epica - Quietus
29. Turisas - The Dnieper Rapids
30. Testament - The Evil Has Landed
31. Infected Mushroom - Semi Nice
32. Megadeth - Out of the Tiles
33. Red Hot Chili Peppers - Zephyr Song
34. Beethoven - Moonlight Sonata, 1st movement
35. Dimmu Borgir - The Fallen Arises
36. Metallica - Mama Said
37. Pink Floyd - Mudmen
38. Dio - Killing the Dragon
39. Aerosmith - Spaced
40. Ozzy Osbourne - Fire in the Sky
41. Oomph! - Sex
42. Amon Amarth - An Ancient Sign of Coming Storm
43. Misfits - You Belong to Me
44. Sodom - Nuclear Winter
45. Warbringer - Sacrifice
46. Blind Guardian - A Dark Passage
47. Queen - Don't Stop Me Now
48. Flogging Molly - Us of Lesser Gods
49. Poison - Home 50. Motley Crue - Ten Seconds to Love
#2 - tl;dr Drunk girls try to smoke in Taxi. Driver says no. Ta… 05/15/2013 on Bitches be crazy +4
#10 - Also, the picture is of V, not Anonymous.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2013 on Which one are you? +2
User avatar #11 - ilovemyguns (05/15/2013) [-]
It's just a guy fawkes mask either way.
#8 - Hey! I take offence to that.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/15/2013 on Which one are you? +2
User avatar #9 - ilovemyguns (05/15/2013) [-]
I keep forgetting about you mate. Sorry.
User avatar #10 - anonymoose (05/15/2013) [-]
Also, the picture is of V, not Anonymous.
User avatar #11 - ilovemyguns (05/15/2013) [-]
It's just a guy fawkes mask either way.
#135 - Comment section full of idiots saying their IQ.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2013 on more smartest than you +16
#137 - yunonomynameeh (05/15/2013) [-]
But they're clearly all genius! Didn't you read their scores?

/sarcasm
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User avatar #856 to #855 - anonymoose (05/20/2013) [-]
D'as scary. Why would you post that?
User avatar #864 to #856 - laspussy ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
hue hue you wanna see scary?
User avatar #867 to #866 - laspussy ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
there lies the true monsters
User avatar #868 to #867 - anonymoose (05/21/2013) [-]
D'as not e'en scary.
#869 to #868 - laspussy ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
there's a colored version out there but I can't find it
#857 to #856 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
its not scary at all darling, so how are you today
User avatar #858 to #857 - anonymoose (05/20/2013) [-]
I'm good, and yourself?
#859 to #858 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
im doing good darling, thank you for asking
User avatar #860 to #859 - anonymoose (05/20/2013) [-]
So, do we have a topic in mind or let this conversation dry up?
#861 to #860 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
well personally im in a political mood, so if you would be willing to talk about political issues i would love to have a conversation partner
User avatar #862 to #861 - anonymoose (05/20/2013) [-]
I'm not much for politics.
#863 to #862 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
alright then darling, do you have a topic you wish to discuss
User avatar #853 - dinosawtacos (05/18/2013) [-]
Personal Info
Gender: male
Facebook Profile: OLD
Youtube Channel: SPICE
Steam Profile: ODOR
Consoles Owned: BLOCKERS
Video Games Played: BODY
X-box Gamertag: WASH
PS3 Gamertag: 16 HOURS OF B.O BLOCKING
Interests: POOOOOOOOWEEEEER
I LOVE YOU.
User avatar #851 - laspussy ONLINE (05/17/2013) [-]
it's been a loooong time! how have you been?
User avatar #852 to #851 - anonymoose (05/18/2013) [-]
I'm good, and how's pussy?
User avatar #854 to #852 - laspussy ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
Fj has been kinda weird lately. Seems like every week I get banned for something silly. And don't even get me started on the item boards. There are some pretty crazy folk on there.
User avatar #850 - anonymoose (05/14/2013) [-]














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#801 - shadowfj ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
#802 to #801 - anonymoose (05/13/2013) [-]
+1 picture saved. Thank you my friend.
#803 to #802 - shadowfj ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
Just doing my duty.
Just doing my duty.
#791 - Cortana (05/12/2013) [-]
Sup' Nigga. Guess who?

You miss me?
#792 to #791 - anonymoose (05/12/2013) [-]
As this graph clearly shows, my amount of Faiths dropped dangerously low recently.
#793 to #792 - Cortana (05/12/2013) [-]
But in order for me to be here, you have to have...

...Faith.
User avatar #794 to #793 - anonymoose (05/12/2013) [-]
There's a raise at the end for today. So how has my favourite Asian Bisexual Irish-moose lover?
#795 to #794 - Cortana (05/12/2013) [-]
B-baka, it's not like I like you owning me, ...or anything... Moosey-kun!

Nah, been depressed fucking horribly.
#796 to #795 - anonymoose (05/12/2013) [-]
Drink is an amazing cure for sadness and me being Irish and therefore 90% alcohol, I'm  a good remedy for sadness.
Drink is an amazing cure for sadness and me being Irish and therefore 90% alcohol, I'm a good remedy for sadness.
#797 to #796 - Cortana (05/12/2013) [-]
And much more depression.
#798 to #797 - anonymoose (05/12/2013) [-]
As this graph shows. More moose = less sadness.
#799 to #798 - Cortana (05/12/2013) [-]
Hmmm, yes I see that.

As much as these statistics and results hold up. There will be no Moosey-kun when I am in a nightclub drinking myself under the table.
User avatar #800 to #799 - anonymoose (05/12/2013) [-]
Damn! That seems like the best time for there to be moose.
User avatar #790 - spartanian (04/29/2013) [-]
items
User avatar #783 to #782 - anonymoose (04/22/2013) [-]
Hi there.
User avatar #785 to #784 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
Hi there.
User avatar #787 to #786 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
Do you know what the text on that image says? Also, I have seen another account posting the same characters. Are you two the same?
#788 to #787 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
eh there are several people who use bunny girls as mascots, so its probably not me
User avatar #789 to #788 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I have seen that character being posted by someone else.
User avatar #779 - kievaughnb (04/15/2013) [-]
Please explain the gold comment thumb badge.
User avatar #780 to #779 - anonymoose (04/15/2013) [-]
I was a funny moose.
#778 - Sunset **User deleted account** (04/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #766 - luidias (04/09/2013) [-]
Hiya moosey <3 I didn't know you were still around.
User avatar #767 to #766 - anonymoose (04/09/2013) [-]
I am. Never left.
User avatar #765 - admin (04/09/2013) [-]
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~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong black woman ~ ~ ~
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User avatar #761 - admin (04/02/2013) [-]
I appreciate you as a top comment poster. I love you.

-Admin
#762 to #761 - anonymoose (04/02/2013) [-]
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.
User avatar #770 to #762 - thalfak (04/13/2013) [-]
Do you have a link for #1?
User avatar #772 to #770 - anonymoose (04/13/2013) [-]
#1 of what?
User avatar #773 to #772 - thalfak (04/13/2013) [-]
Rated comment
User avatar #774 to #773 - anonymoose (04/13/2013) [-]
Comment rank is total thumbs over past 3 months. Not a specific comment.
User avatar #776 to #775 - anonymoose (04/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's based of total comment thumbs over the past 3 months.
User avatar #777 to #776 - thalfak (04/13/2013) [-]
Ohh. Could've done with a tooltip for that on the profile page :3
User avatar #763 to #762 - laspussy ONLINE (04/06/2013) [-]
:( still not acknowledged by glorious leader
#758 - seratyo (04/01/2013) [-]
Is this actually funny enough to warrant posting?
User avatar #759 to #758 - anonymoose (04/01/2013) [-]
I laughed.
User avatar #760 to #759 - seratyo (04/01/2013) [-]
Fantastic, I'll colour and upload it then...


Better not say april fools once I uploaded it though...
#757 - Sunset **User deleted account** (03/31/2013) [-]
#754 - stripey (03/31/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #755 to #754 - anonymoose (03/31/2013) [-]
That is a good way to make friends.
User avatar #756 to #755 - stripey (03/31/2013) [-]
I'm glad you agree.

#749 - dwarfman (03/22/2013) [-]
You sir are a dick.
User avatar #750 to #749 - anonymoose (03/22/2013) [-]
'tis true.
#751 to #750 - dwarfman (03/22/2013) [-]
I am obligated to respond to pope based content that manner.
User avatar #744 - Sunset **User deleted account** (03/22/2013) [-]
I lost 10,000 thumbs overnight and I don't care.
User avatar #746 to #745 - Sunset **User deleted account** (03/22/2013) [-]
What's up?
User avatar #747 to #746 - anonymoose (03/22/2013) [-]
SURPRISE FUCKING SNOW OUT OF NO WHERE IN IRELAND.

We had decent weather yesterday and for the past while and now there's enough snow to cover my foot.
User avatar #748 to #747 - Sunset **User deleted account** (03/22/2013) [-]
Just heard that from my friend who lives in England, lol.
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