| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |

anonymoose  

Rank #22 on Comments
anonymoose Avatar Level 400 Comments: God
Online
Send mail to anonymoose Block anonymoose Invite anonymoose to be your friend flag avatar
Last status update:
A healthy reminder of my collection of GOT nudity. Now with added Melisandre http://imgur.com/a/DeGia#0comment
Personal Info
Gender: male
Facebook Profile: OLD
Youtube Channel: SPICE
Steam Profile: ODOR
Consoles Owned: BLOCKERS
Video Games Played: BODY
X-box Gamertag: WASH
PS3 Gamertag: 16 HOURS OF B.O BLOCKING
Interests: POOOOOOOOWEEEEER
Date Signed Up:12/22/2009
Last Login:5/20/2013
Location:Belfast
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#376
Comment Ranking:#22
Highest Content Rank:#73
Highest Comment Rank:#1
Content Thumbs: 142580 total,  160948 ,  18368
Comment Thumbs: 246206 total,  284661 ,  38455
Content Level Progress: 25.8% (2580/10000)
Level 314 Content: Wizard → Level 315 Content: Wizard
Comment Level Progress: Level Maxed!
Subscribers:296
Content Views:5244407
Times Content Favorited:12186 times
Total Comments Made:40727
FJ Points:124565
Favorite Tags: the (10) | i (4) | blue (3) | fuck (3) | game (3) | Gay (3) | guy (3) | tags (3) | two (3) | waffle (3) | You (3) | admin (2) | and (2) | are (2) | is (2) | it (2) | my (2) | no (2) | Not (2) | shit (2)
I've come to eat your kids,
drink their blood,
cut them up - play with their guts,
slice their bodies up in two and put the meat into a stew,
eat the flesh until I'm sick and save the rest for my next picnic.
That's my signature dish, yours sincerely Albert Fish

latest user's comments

#10 - A comic maker once as known as Phanact.  [+] (9 new replies) 05/09/2013 on Dfeel +1
User avatar #12 - kolimm (05/09/2013) [-]
as who?
User avatar #15 - anonymoose (05/09/2013) [-]
Phanact. A user who is as known as Dsend once was.
User avatar #17 - kolimm (05/09/2013) [-]
and who are you?
User avatar #20 - anonymoose (05/09/2013) [-]
Anonymoose. A user who is currently as well known as Anonymoose.
User avatar #27 - kolimm (05/09/2013) [-]
oh yeah i know that guy, i heard he was pretty thigh
#28 - anonymoose (05/09/2013) [-]
I was pretty thigh once, but never as pretty as this thigh.
User avatar #16 - Sperit (05/09/2013) [-]
No
User avatar #18 - anonymoose (05/09/2013) [-]
What are we saying no to?
User avatar #19 - Sperit (05/09/2013) [-]
Your comment
#3 - You're supposed to say 10 or the joke doesn't work.  [+] (5 new replies) 05/09/2013 on Two Kinds Of People +9
#4 - tittylovin (05/09/2013) [-]
Even though it's not the base ten 10, it's still pronounced ten out loud.
#8 - tittylovin (05/10/2013) [-]
I'm convinced that FJ just hates my fucking guts.
#7 - socialcastaway (05/09/2013) [-]
Pretty sure you say "two" for 10 in binary....
#5 - hellfiazz (05/09/2013) [-]
I don't read out loud, because I'm not 6.
User avatar #6 - tragono (05/09/2013) [-]
110*
#1 - Picture 05/09/2013 on your mom was a bitch +2
#17 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2013 on Never thought of it that... +27
User avatar #45 - kamusioso (05/09/2013) [-]
That's more like it
#19 - N. Korean citizen (05/09/2013) [-]
wouldn't cell be lust/desire, he wanted to be the strongest and achieve perfection, for that he needed to absorb the androids
#11 - It tries to translate the text on a picture into written text.… 05/09/2013 on Combinations 0
#10 - Implying there are only 3 sub atomic particles. 05/09/2013 on Combinations +1
#5 - It's fucking Jari from Wintersun!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2013 on Student Teaches The Teacher... +29
User avatar #21 - jari (05/09/2013) [-]
Maenpaa is God.
#3 - NO REDDIT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2013 on Ugly truth +7
#4 - tkuja (05/09/2013) [-]
looks like a pissed off mew
#1 - <- Something tells me this guy is angry at facebook.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2013 on his position is irrelevant... +32
#4 - N. Korean citizen (05/09/2013) [-]
faggotbook*
#2 - N. Korean citizen (05/09/2013) [-]
that's because it has it's own head in its anus
#29 - I think I love you. 05/09/2013 on Hod up! +3
#28 - Picture 05/09/2013 on Hod up! +8
#30 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2013 on Karen's advice to Jenna +44
User avatar #60 - jessieqwertyu (05/09/2013) [-]
Thats beautiful
#25 - Well, here eyebrows are never seen as snakes, I don't think al… 05/09/2013 on Medusa pubes 0
#329 - It's a bigger adrenaline rush than any rollercoaster or anythi… 05/09/2013 on Not Clever Enough to Think... +2
#240 - Someone's music taste has nothing to do with how they act as a…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/09/2013 on Not Clever Enough to Think... +2
User avatar #243 - thecjss (05/09/2013) [-]
I never said you have to be evil to like metal
But thanks teach, you taught me a great lesson about people...
Aside from how you feel like I can't have my opinion on the shitty metal kids I see and meet, If you take a look at my first comment I am specifically talking about how I feel about how these metal kids mosh; in a way that gets out aggression without being aggressive or offensive or actually violent.

Also at least get your pop culture correct no one listens to hannah montana
User avatar #411 - vladmir (05/09/2013) [-]
Not at all, I know people who mosh who are never agressive, they just do it because thats what they want to do when they listen to the music, the music that people mosh to are ones with a heavy beat, which doesnt just apply to metal. Ive been to rap concerts and electonic concerts where people have moshed too, so dont generalise a universal thing down to one specific genre. Have you ever even been to a concert before?
User avatar #425 - thecjss (05/09/2013) [-]
are you saying moshing is not an aggressive act?
#230 - You just tried to speak for a group of people you're not even …  [+] (7 new replies) 05/09/2013 on Not Clever Enough to Think... +2
User avatar #235 - thecjss (05/09/2013) [-]
How the fuck would you know what kind of group of anything I'm in?
I am speaking about (not for) an attitude of specific people I don't like. The apparent multitudes of metal fans who pride themselves on being a perfect upstanding citizen even though they listen to something as extreme as metal. I find that type of person to be bullshit.

Good for you for liking DBZ its a good show but really doesn't have a thing to do with anything right now.

User avatar #240 - anonymoose (05/09/2013) [-]
Someone's music taste has nothing to do with how they act as a person. Look how many spoilt brats listen to music like Hannah Montana, a girl who sings songs about being nice and friendly.

Music taste and social skills are almost entirely independent of each other.
User avatar #243 - thecjss (05/09/2013) [-]
I never said you have to be evil to like metal
But thanks teach, you taught me a great lesson about people...
Aside from how you feel like I can't have my opinion on the shitty metal kids I see and meet, If you take a look at my first comment I am specifically talking about how I feel about how these metal kids mosh; in a way that gets out aggression without being aggressive or offensive or actually violent.

Also at least get your pop culture correct no one listens to hannah montana
User avatar #411 - vladmir (05/09/2013) [-]
Not at all, I know people who mosh who are never agressive, they just do it because thats what they want to do when they listen to the music, the music that people mosh to are ones with a heavy beat, which doesnt just apply to metal. Ive been to rap concerts and electonic concerts where people have moshed too, so dont generalise a universal thing down to one specific genre. Have you ever even been to a concert before?
User avatar #425 - thecjss (05/09/2013) [-]
are you saying moshing is not an aggressive act?
User avatar #239 - GnRNoD (05/09/2013) [-]
You need to realize that being a nice person and being a yuppie are two different things...
Just because you're polite and kind to others doesn't make you a sheep following the herd, you're a posser man... it's like if you'd like romantic songs you'd be a cassanova and if you'd like gunge you'd be wasing your life day by day, there's plenty of good examples of metal stars that are much nicer people than pop stars.
I also like very different types of music, i mean i went to the UMF and Creamfields, but that doesn't mean i can't like metal, i don't have to show anything to no one... God i'd hate myself if i ever felt that way



BTW anonymoose I like you dude... I'm a big DBZ fan, i go to Anime partys and we mosh there! Sometimes the guy that dubs DBZ opening/ending in spansih comes and does a live performance, also chicks in cosplays *drools*

User avatar #244 - thecjss (05/09/2013) [-]
I never said you have to be evil to like metal

Aside from how you feel like I can't have my opinion on the shitty metal kids I see and meet, If you take a look at my first comment I am specifically talking about how I feel about how these metal kids mosh; in a way that gets out aggression without being aggressive or offensive or actually violent.

#80 - Everybody saying adultery is forgetting you can be raped by yo… 05/09/2013 on Louie 0
#79 - You can be raped by your spouse. 05/09/2013 on Louie 0
#33 - Picture 05/09/2013 on tramway suicider +21
#227 - What the fuck are you on about? We're not trying to pull off &…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/09/2013 on Not Clever Enough to Think... +1
User avatar #229 - thecjss (05/09/2013) [-]
Oh sorry I didn't realize you spoke for everyone.
User avatar #230 - anonymoose (05/09/2013) [-]
You just tried to speak for a group of people you're not even a part of. I'm speaking for a group of people I am a part of.
User avatar #235 - thecjss (05/09/2013) [-]
How the fuck would you know what kind of group of anything I'm in?
I am speaking about (not for) an attitude of specific people I don't like. The apparent multitudes of metal fans who pride themselves on being a perfect upstanding citizen even though they listen to something as extreme as metal. I find that type of person to be bullshit.

Good for you for liking DBZ its a good show but really doesn't have a thing to do with anything right now.

User avatar #240 - anonymoose (05/09/2013) [-]
Someone's music taste has nothing to do with how they act as a person. Look how many spoilt brats listen to music like Hannah Montana, a girl who sings songs about being nice and friendly.

Music taste and social skills are almost entirely independent of each other.
User avatar #243 - thecjss (05/09/2013) [-]
I never said you have to be evil to like metal
But thanks teach, you taught me a great lesson about people...
Aside from how you feel like I can't have my opinion on the shitty metal kids I see and meet, If you take a look at my first comment I am specifically talking about how I feel about how these metal kids mosh; in a way that gets out aggression without being aggressive or offensive or actually violent.

Also at least get your pop culture correct no one listens to hannah montana
User avatar #411 - vladmir (05/09/2013) [-]
Not at all, I know people who mosh who are never agressive, they just do it because thats what they want to do when they listen to the music, the music that people mosh to are ones with a heavy beat, which doesnt just apply to metal. Ive been to rap concerts and electonic concerts where people have moshed too, so dont generalise a universal thing down to one specific genre. Have you ever even been to a concert before?
User avatar #425 - thecjss (05/09/2013) [-]
are you saying moshing is not an aggressive act?
User avatar #239 - GnRNoD (05/09/2013) [-]
You need to realize that being a nice person and being a yuppie are two different things...
Just because you're polite and kind to others doesn't make you a sheep following the herd, you're a posser man... it's like if you'd like romantic songs you'd be a cassanova and if you'd like gunge you'd be wasing your life day by day, there's plenty of good examples of metal stars that are much nicer people than pop stars.
I also like very different types of music, i mean i went to the UMF and Creamfields, but that doesn't mean i can't like metal, i don't have to show anything to no one... God i'd hate myself if i ever felt that way



BTW anonymoose I like you dude... I'm a big DBZ fan, i go to Anime partys and we mosh there! Sometimes the guy that dubs DBZ opening/ending in spansih comes and does a live performance, also chicks in cosplays *drools*

User avatar #244 - thecjss (05/09/2013) [-]
I never said you have to be evil to like metal

Aside from how you feel like I can't have my opinion on the shitty metal kids I see and meet, If you take a look at my first comment I am specifically talking about how I feel about how these metal kids mosh; in a way that gets out aggression without being aggressive or offensive or actually violent.

#225 - One of me at Alestorm. Not the most brutal band, but still a g…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/09/2013 on Not Clever Enough to Think... +2
User avatar #367 - deadrifler (05/09/2013) [-]
Fuck yeah Alestorm.
#325 - bluedwarf (05/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #320 - wopwop (05/09/2013) [-]
Can you tell me what's so cool about getting yourself hurt?
#356 - rieskimo (05/09/2013) [-]
The point of the mosh pit and aggressive moods of metal is not to inflict injury. Injury is merely a badge of honor, I went here it was crazy I got an injury but I fuckin' kept going.
User avatar #337 - valhar (05/09/2013) [-]
What he said. It isn't like you look to get hurt or anything, but it is a fucking manly as fuck feeling to get your head split open, feel nothing, finish the song, and then go get your shit checked out.
User avatar #329 - anonymoose (05/09/2013) [-]
It's a bigger adrenaline rush than any rollercoaster or anything I've ever done and lasts longer than most adrenaline rushes.

I didn't feel a thing, I didn't know it was there when that picture was being taken and it healed pretty easily. It's a reminder of the concert.
#112 - It's like when a boy liked a girl when they were like 5 and we… 05/09/2013 on troll king 0
#153 - It's called a joke, you idiot.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/09/2013 on Truth +1
#158 - schneidend (05/09/2013) [-]
A joke some asshole was smugly snickering to himself the whole time he was making it, thinking he was so very clever. It's one thing to make a joke, but quite another to think you've made the greatest one in history. This content, which I've seen before on some hipster site, strikes me as the latter.
User avatar #159 - anonymoose (05/09/2013) [-]
Where are you pulling all this information from? You assume too much.
#160 - schneidend (05/09/2013) [-]
Like I said, I have seen this content from whence it originated, a foul place full of smugness.
#61135 - No, but I want one.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #61136 - moonshield (05/08/2013) [-]
I'd like an Overkill shirt too but not that one. If they ever officially reprinted one for The Years Of Decay I'd buy it.
#61133 - Hey! A7X fans . . .  [+] (3 new replies) 05/08/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... +3
User avatar #61134 - moonshield (05/08/2013) [-]
Do you actually own that shirt? I think it's kind of rare.
User avatar #61135 - anonymoose (05/08/2013) [-]
No, but I want one.
User avatar #61136 - moonshield (05/08/2013) [-]
I'd like an Overkill shirt too but not that one. If they ever officially reprinted one for The Years Of Decay I'd buy it.
<< < 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 150 200 305 > >> [ 10184 Total ]
Show:
Sort by:
Order:

items

Total unique items point value: 183196189 / Total items point value: 783821653
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 25 > >>
Per page:
Order:
Show All Replies
User avatar #856 to #855 - anonymoose ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
D'as scary. Why would you post that?
#857 to #856 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
its not scary at all darling, so how are you today
User avatar #858 to #857 - anonymoose ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
I'm good, and yourself?
#859 to #858 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
im doing good darling, thank you for asking
User avatar #860 to #859 - anonymoose ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
So, do we have a topic in mind or let this conversation dry up?
#861 to #860 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (59 minutes ago) [-]
well personally im in a political mood, so if you would be willing to talk about political issues i would love to have a conversation partner
User avatar #862 to #861 - anonymoose ONLINE (59 minutes ago) [-]
I'm not much for politics.
#863 to #862 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (58 minutes ago) [-]
alright then darling, do you have a topic you wish to discuss
User avatar #853 - dinosawtacos (05/18/2013) [-]
Personal Info
Gender: male
Facebook Profile: OLD
Youtube Channel: SPICE
Steam Profile: ODOR
Consoles Owned: BLOCKERS
Video Games Played: BODY
X-box Gamertag: WASH
PS3 Gamertag: 16 HOURS OF B.O BLOCKING
Interests: POOOOOOOOWEEEEER
I LOVE YOU.
User avatar #851 - laspussy (05/17/2013) [-]
it's been a loooong time! how have you been?
User avatar #852 to #851 - anonymoose ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
I'm good, and how's pussy?
User avatar #854 to #852 - laspussy (05/18/2013) [-]
Fj has been kinda weird lately. Seems like every week I get banned for something silly. And don't even get me started on the item boards. There are some pretty crazy folk on there.
User avatar #850 - anonymoose ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]














User avatar #822 - anonymoose ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]















User avatar #833 to #822 - anonymoose ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]















#801 - shadowfj ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
#802 to #801 - anonymoose ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
+1 picture saved. Thank you my friend.
#803 to #802 - shadowfj ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
Just doing my duty.
Just doing my duty.
#791 - Cortana (05/12/2013) [-]
Sup' Nigga. Guess who?

You miss me?
#792 to #791 - anonymoose ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
As this graph clearly shows, my amount of Faiths dropped dangerously low recently.
#793 to #792 - Cortana (05/12/2013) [-]
But in order for me to be here, you have to have...

...Faith.
User avatar #794 to #793 - anonymoose ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
There's a raise at the end for today. So how has my favourite Asian Bisexual Irish-moose lover?
#795 to #794 - Cortana (05/12/2013) [-]
B-baka, it's not like I like you owning me, ...or anything... Moosey-kun!

Nah, been depressed fucking horribly.
#796 to #795 - anonymoose ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
Drink is an amazing cure for sadness and me being Irish and therefore 90% alcohol, I'm  a good remedy for sadness.
Drink is an amazing cure for sadness and me being Irish and therefore 90% alcohol, I'm a good remedy for sadness.
#797 to #796 - Cortana (05/12/2013) [-]
And much more depression.
#798 to #797 - anonymoose ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
As this graph shows. More moose = less sadness.
#799 to #798 - Cortana (05/12/2013) [-]
Hmmm, yes I see that.

As much as these statistics and results hold up. There will be no Moosey-kun when I am in a nightclub drinking myself under the table.
User avatar #800 to #799 - anonymoose ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
Damn! That seems like the best time for there to be moose.
User avatar #790 - spartanian ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
items
User avatar #783 to #782 - anonymoose ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
Hi there.
User avatar #785 to #784 - mayormilkman ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
Hi there.
User avatar #787 to #786 - mayormilkman ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
Do you know what the text on that image says? Also, I have seen another account posting the same characters. Are you two the same?
#788 to #787 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
eh there are several people who use bunny girls as mascots, so its probably not me
User avatar #789 to #788 - mayormilkman ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
I have seen that character being posted by someone else.
User avatar #779 - kievaughnb ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
Please explain the gold comment thumb badge.
User avatar #780 to #779 - anonymoose ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
I was a funny moose.
#778 - Sunset **User deleted account** (04/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #766 - luidias ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Hiya moosey <3 I didn't know you were still around.
User avatar #767 to #766 - anonymoose ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
I am. Never left.
User avatar #765 - admin (04/09/2013) [-]
╔══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╗
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong black woman ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who don’t need no man ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
╚══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╝
User avatar #761 - admin (04/02/2013) [-]
I appreciate you as a top comment poster. I love you.

-Admin
#762 to #761 - anonymoose ONLINE (04/02/2013) [-]
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.
User avatar #770 to #762 - thalfak (04/13/2013) [-]
Do you have a link for #1?
User avatar #772 to #770 - anonymoose ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
#1 of what?
User avatar #773 to #772 - thalfak (04/13/2013) [-]
Rated comment
User avatar #774 to #773 - anonymoose ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
Comment rank is total thumbs over past 3 months. Not a specific comment.
User avatar #776 to #775 - anonymoose ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's based of total comment thumbs over the past 3 months.
User avatar #777 to #776 - thalfak (04/13/2013) [-]
Ohh. Could've done with a tooltip for that on the profile page :3
User avatar #763 to #762 - laspussy (04/06/2013) [-]
:( still not acknowledged by glorious leader
#758 - seratyo ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
Is this actually funny enough to warrant posting?
User avatar #759 to #758 - anonymoose ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
I laughed.
User avatar #760 to #759 - seratyo ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
Fantastic, I'll colour and upload it then...


Better not say april fools once I uploaded it though...
#757 - Sunset **User deleted account** (03/31/2013) [-]
#754 - stripey (03/31/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #755 to #754 - anonymoose ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
That is a good way to make friends.
User avatar #756 to #755 - stripey (03/31/2013) [-]
I'm glad you agree.

#749 - dwarfman ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
You sir are a dick.
User avatar #750 to #749 - anonymoose ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
'tis true.
#751 to #750 - dwarfman ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
I am obligated to respond to pope based content that manner.
User avatar #744 - Sunset **User deleted account** (03/22/2013) [-]
I lost 10,000 thumbs overnight and I don't care.
User avatar #745 to #744 - anonymoose ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
Lel
User avatar #746 to #745 - Sunset **User deleted account** (03/22/2013) [-]
What's up?
User avatar #747 to #746 - anonymoose ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
SURPRISE FUCKING SNOW OUT OF NO WHERE IN IRELAND.

We had decent weather yesterday and for the past while and now there's enough snow to cover my foot.
User avatar #748 to #747 - Sunset **User deleted account** (03/22/2013) [-]
Just heard that from my friend who lives in England, lol.
 Friends (0)