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anonymoose  

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Gender: male
Facebook Profile: OLD
Youtube Channel: SPICE
Steam Profile: ODOR
Consoles Owned: BLOCKERS
Video Games Played: BODY
X-box Gamertag: WASH
PS3 Gamertag: 16 HOURS OF B.O BLOCKING
Interests: POOOOOOOOWEEEEER
Date Signed Up:12/22/2009
Last Login:5/19/2013
Location:Belfast
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I've come to eat your kids,
drink their blood,
cut them up - play with their guts,
slice their bodies up in two and put the meat into a stew,
eat the flesh until I'm sick and save the rest for my next picnic.
That's my signature dish, yours sincerely Albert Fish

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#9 - Noooo . . . that's a minority of people.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2013 on The most stupid tattoo ever +1
User avatar #10 - ColorfulPenguin (05/10/2013) [-]
By my guess, most people who get tattoos do it because they want to carry something with them that they'll never lose
User avatar #11 - anonymoose (05/10/2013) [-]
As a person with a lot of tattooed friends, that seems to be the main reason as well. Another one being simply because they like the way tattoos look, similar to piercings or hairstyles.

People just hate the idea that some people find things they don't like appealing.
#25 - I met most of my friends through school. I'd much rather have … 05/10/2013 on Sort of true +1
#39 - If you submit to feminists, you were never masculine to begin with.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2013 on Country's Now and Then +1
User avatar #44 - douthit (05/10/2013) [-]
Feminism and political correctness have invaded society, and it's society that doesn't like masculinity.
#38 - Also Germany now. 05/10/2013 on Country's Now and Then 0
#2 - I wanted to be first. 05/10/2013 on Sharing +6
#130 - You're lucky, or I'd paint your face black, blue and all the c… 05/10/2013 on Disney Animated Movies,... +16
#122 - Are you implying Pocahontas isn't Godtier?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/10/2013 on Disney Animated Movies,... +8
User avatar #128 - Nahyon (05/10/2013) [-]
i just had to take a point somewhere, just trying to say everything is godtier ^^
#235 - isolotop (05/10/2013) [-]
let's be real, home on the range wasn't god tier
User avatar #179 - messerauditore (05/10/2013) [-]
One of the two statements should have been inclusive of 1995.
#130 - anonymoose (05/10/2013) [-]
You're lucky, or I'd paint your face black, blue and all the colours of the wind.
#84 - A&F prefer to burn clothes than give them to the poor beca… 05/10/2013 on About the Abercrombie... +5
#90 - No better at what?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2013 on Ex-gf has an abortion 0
User avatar #91 - ilovemyguns (05/10/2013) [-]
I thought your name was anonymous, and I was moking them. It seems I misread your name, and you mocked them far before me..
#79 - No  [+] (3 new replies) 05/10/2013 on Ex-gf has an abortion +4
User avatar #89 - ilovemyguns (05/10/2013) [-]
Anonymoose is no better.
User avatar #90 - anonymoose (05/10/2013) [-]
No better at what?
User avatar #91 - ilovemyguns (05/10/2013) [-]
I thought your name was anonymous, and I was moking them. It seems I misread your name, and you mocked them far before me..
#76 - >Doesn't like piss on dick >Doesn't mind shit covered dick 05/10/2013 on Ex-gf has an abortion +69
#61389 - That's not dancing! 05/10/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... +2
#61388 - www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=aMorAdn… 05/10/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
#61386 - Metal [Thrash] www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AnXxcqWv1o  [+] (3 new replies) 05/10/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... +3
#61390 - overthrashkill (05/10/2013) [-]
\m/
#61387 - amongoeth (05/10/2013) [-]
ok.....
User avatar #61389 - anonymoose (05/10/2013) [-]
That's not dancing!
#37 - Airguitar is one of the blurred out people.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2013 on Hurting the crew 0
User avatar #39 - airguitar (05/10/2013) [-]
And I'm online in it too :D
#40 - I bet that's how the cat felt. 05/10/2013 on terrific awesomeness +3
#28 - Godess + man = Demigodess Demigodess + man = woman 05/10/2013 on Women 0
#30 - But anon said "God" not "a God". … 05/10/2013 on diffiCULT decission +1
#61376 - Black Sabbath, 3.52 GB. 05/10/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
#61375 - According to Wiki 16 studio albums 6 live albums 1… 05/10/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
#61374 - SDBM 05/10/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
#102 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2013 on School shooting 0
#109 - MaritLage (05/10/2013) [-]
My thoughts exactly haha
#103 - SlowpokeForever (05/10/2013) [-]
Talking to a FunnyJunk celebrity.
#100 - I'm peachy, and yourself?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/10/2013 on School shooting 0
User avatar #101 - SlowpokeForever (05/10/2013) [-]
Not bad, gotta say it's a bit of an honor to talk to you. lol
#102 - anonymoose (05/10/2013) [-]
#109 - MaritLage (05/10/2013) [-]
My thoughts exactly haha
#103 - SlowpokeForever (05/10/2013) [-]
Talking to a FunnyJunk celebrity.
#98 - Bitch please. [inb4 I'm surpassed]  [+] (6 new replies) 05/10/2013 on School shooting 0
User avatar #99 - SlowpokeForever (05/10/2013) [-]
Oh hi anonymoose. How are you doing?
User avatar #100 - anonymoose (05/10/2013) [-]
I'm peachy, and yourself?
User avatar #101 - SlowpokeForever (05/10/2013) [-]
Not bad, gotta say it's a bit of an honor to talk to you. lol
#102 - anonymoose (05/10/2013) [-]
#109 - MaritLage (05/10/2013) [-]
My thoughts exactly haha
#103 - SlowpokeForever (05/10/2013) [-]
Talking to a FunnyJunk celebrity.
#58 - The article was missing a very key detail that I feel they sho… 05/09/2013 on School shooting +18
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User avatar #853 - dinosawtacos (05/18/2013) [-]
Personal Info
Gender: male
Facebook Profile: OLD
Youtube Channel: SPICE
Steam Profile: ODOR
Consoles Owned: BLOCKERS
Video Games Played: BODY
X-box Gamertag: WASH
PS3 Gamertag: 16 HOURS OF B.O BLOCKING
Interests: POOOOOOOOWEEEEER
I LOVE YOU.
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User avatar #851 - laspussy ONLINE (05/17/2013) [-]
it's been a loooong time! how have you been?
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User avatar #852 to #851 - anonymoose (05/18/2013) [-]
I'm good, and how's pussy?
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User avatar #854 to #852 - laspussy ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
Fj has been kinda weird lately. Seems like every week I get banned for something silly. And don't even get me started on the item boards. There are some pretty crazy folk on there.
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#801 - shadowfj ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
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#802 to #801 - anonymoose (05/13/2013) [-]
+1 picture saved. Thank you my friend.
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#803 to #802 - shadowfj ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
Just doing my duty.
Just doing my duty.
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#791 - Cortana (05/12/2013) [-]
Sup' Nigga. Guess who?

You miss me?
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#792 to #791 - anonymoose (05/12/2013) [-]
As this graph clearly shows, my amount of Faiths dropped dangerously low recently.
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#793 to #792 - Cortana (05/12/2013) [-]
But in order for me to be here, you have to have...

...Faith.
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User avatar #794 to #793 - anonymoose (05/12/2013) [-]
There's a raise at the end for today. So how has my favourite Asian Bisexual Irish-moose lover?
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#795 to #794 - Cortana (05/12/2013) [-]
B-baka, it's not like I like you owning me, ...or anything... Moosey-kun!

Nah, been depressed fucking horribly.
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#796 to #795 - anonymoose (05/12/2013) [-]
Drink is an amazing cure for sadness and me being Irish and therefore 90% alcohol, I'm a good remedy for sadness.
Drink is an amazing cure for sadness and me being Irish and therefore 90% alcohol, I'm a good remedy for sadness.
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#797 to #796 - Cortana (05/12/2013) [-]
And much more depression.
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#798 to #797 - anonymoose (05/12/2013) [-]
As this graph shows. More moose = less sadness.
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#799 to #798 - Cortana (05/12/2013) [-]
Hmmm, yes I see that.

As much as these statistics and results hold up. There will be no Moosey-kun when I am in a nightclub drinking myself under the table.
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User avatar #800 to #799 - anonymoose (05/12/2013) [-]
Damn! That seems like the best time for there to be moose.
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User avatar #790 - spartanian ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
items
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User avatar #783 to #782 - anonymoose (04/22/2013) [-]
Hi there.
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User avatar #785 to #784 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
Hi there.
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User avatar #787 to #786 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
Do you know what the text on that image says? Also, I have seen another account posting the same characters. Are you two the same?
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#788 to #787 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
eh there are several people who use bunny girls as mascots, so its probably not me
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User avatar #789 to #788 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I have seen that character being posted by someone else.
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User avatar #779 - kievaughnb (04/15/2013) [-]
Please explain the gold comment thumb badge.
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User avatar #780 to #779 - anonymoose (04/15/2013) [-]
I was a funny moose.
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#778 - Sunset **User deleted account** (04/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #766 - luidias (04/09/2013) [-]
Hiya moosey <3 I didn't know you were still around.
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User avatar #767 to #766 - anonymoose (04/09/2013) [-]
I am. Never left.
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User avatar #765 - admin (04/09/2013) [-]
╔══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╗
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong black woman ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who don’t need no man ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
╚══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╝
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User avatar #761 - admin (04/02/2013) [-]
I appreciate you as a top comment poster. I love you.

-Admin
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#762 to #761 - anonymoose (04/02/2013) [-]
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.
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User avatar #770 to #762 - thalfak (04/13/2013) [-]
Do you have a link for #1?
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User avatar #772 to #770 - anonymoose (04/13/2013) [-]
#1 of what?
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User avatar #773 to #772 - thalfak (04/13/2013) [-]
Rated comment
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User avatar #774 to #773 - anonymoose (04/13/2013) [-]
Comment rank is total thumbs over past 3 months. Not a specific comment.
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User avatar #776 to #775 - anonymoose (04/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's based of total comment thumbs over the past 3 months.
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User avatar #777 to #776 - thalfak (04/13/2013) [-]
Ohh. Could've done with a tooltip for that on the profile page :3
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User avatar #763 to #762 - laspussy ONLINE (04/06/2013) [-]
:( still not acknowledged by glorious leader
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#758 - seratyo ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
Is this actually funny enough to warrant posting?
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User avatar #759 to #758 - anonymoose (04/01/2013) [-]
I laughed.
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User avatar #760 to #759 - seratyo ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
Fantastic, I'll colour and upload it then...


Better not say april fools once I uploaded it though...
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#757 - Sunset **User deleted account** (03/31/2013) [-]
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#754 - stripey (03/31/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
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User avatar #755 to #754 - anonymoose (03/31/2013) [-]
That is a good way to make friends.
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User avatar #756 to #755 - stripey (03/31/2013) [-]
I'm glad you agree.

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#749 - dwarfman ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
You sir are a dick.
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User avatar #750 to #749 - anonymoose (03/22/2013) [-]
'tis true.
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#751 to #750 - dwarfman ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
I am obligated to respond to pope based content that manner.
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User avatar #744 - Sunset **User deleted account** (03/22/2013) [-]
I lost 10,000 thumbs overnight and I don't care.
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User avatar #746 to #745 - Sunset **User deleted account** (03/22/2013) [-]
What's up?
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User avatar #747 to #746 - anonymoose (03/22/2013) [-]
SURPRISE FUCKING SNOW OUT OF NO WHERE IN IRELAND.

We had decent weather yesterday and for the past while and now there's enough snow to cover my foot.
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User avatar #748 to #747 - Sunset **User deleted account** (03/22/2013) [-]
Just heard that from my friend who lives in England, lol.
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#742 - randomosity ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
this GIF?
this GIF?
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#743 to #742 - anonymoose (03/22/2013) [-]
This one, but thanks anyway.
This one, but thanks anyway.
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