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So yeaaaah . . . tea spilled on a laptop is a bad thing. Enter key and arrow keys don't work now and laptop sometimes turns off.comment
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I've come to eat your kids,
drink their blood,
cut them up - play with their guts,
slice their bodies up in two and put the meat into a stew,
eat the flesh until I'm sick and save the rest for my next picnic.
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User avatar #856 to #855 - anonymoose (05/20/2013) [-]
D'as scary. Why would you post that?
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User avatar #864 to #856 - laspussy (05/21/2013) [-]
hue hue you wanna see scary?
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User avatar #867 to #866 - laspussy (05/21/2013) [-]
there lies the true monsters
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User avatar #868 to #867 - anonymoose (05/21/2013) [-]
D'as not e'en scary.
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#869 to #868 - laspussy (05/21/2013) [-]
there's a colored version out there but I can't find it
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#857 to #856 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
its not scary at all darling, so how are you today
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User avatar #858 to #857 - anonymoose (05/20/2013) [-]
I'm good, and yourself?
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#859 to #858 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
im doing good darling, thank you for asking
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User avatar #860 to #859 - anonymoose (05/20/2013) [-]
So, do we have a topic in mind or let this conversation dry up?
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#861 to #860 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
well personally im in a political mood, so if you would be willing to talk about political issues i would love to have a conversation partner
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User avatar #862 to #861 - anonymoose (05/20/2013) [-]
I'm not much for politics.
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#863 to #862 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
alright then darling, do you have a topic you wish to discuss
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User avatar #853 - dinosawtacos (05/18/2013) [-]
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I LOVE YOU.
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User avatar #851 - laspussy (05/17/2013) [-]
it's been a loooong time! how have you been?
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User avatar #852 to #851 - anonymoose (05/18/2013) [-]
I'm good, and how's pussy?
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User avatar #854 to #852 - laspussy (05/18/2013) [-]
Fj has been kinda weird lately. Seems like every week I get banned for something silly. And don't even get me started on the item boards. There are some pretty crazy folk on there.
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#802 to #801 - anonymoose (05/13/2013) [-]
+1 picture saved. Thank you my friend.
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#803 to #802 - shadowfj (05/13/2013) [-]
Just doing my duty.
Just doing my duty.
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#791 - Cortana (05/12/2013) [-]
Sup' Nigga. Guess who?

You miss me?
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#792 to #791 - anonymoose (05/12/2013) [-]
As this graph clearly shows, my amount of Faiths dropped dangerously low recently.
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#793 to #792 - Cortana (05/12/2013) [-]
But in order for me to be here, you have to have...

...Faith.
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User avatar #794 to #793 - anonymoose (05/12/2013) [-]
There's a raise at the end for today. So how has my favourite Asian Bisexual Irish-moose lover?
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#795 to #794 - Cortana (05/12/2013) [-]
B-baka, it's not like I like you owning me, ...or anything... Moosey-kun!

Nah, been depressed fucking horribly.
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#796 to #795 - anonymoose (05/12/2013) [-]
Drink is an amazing cure for sadness and me being Irish and therefore 90% alcohol, I'm a good remedy for sadness.
Drink is an amazing cure for sadness and me being Irish and therefore 90% alcohol, I'm a good remedy for sadness.
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#797 to #796 - Cortana (05/12/2013) [-]
And much more depression.
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#798 to #797 - anonymoose (05/12/2013) [-]
As this graph shows. More moose = less sadness.
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#799 to #798 - Cortana (05/12/2013) [-]
Hmmm, yes I see that.

As much as these statistics and results hold up. There will be no Moosey-kun when I am in a nightclub drinking myself under the table.
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User avatar #800 to #799 - anonymoose (05/12/2013) [-]
Damn! That seems like the best time for there to be moose.
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User avatar #790 - spartanian ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
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User avatar #783 to #782 - anonymoose (04/22/2013) [-]
Hi there.
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User avatar #785 to #784 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
Hi there.
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User avatar #787 to #786 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
Do you know what the text on that image says? Also, I have seen another account posting the same characters. Are you two the same?
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#788 to #787 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
eh there are several people who use bunny girls as mascots, so its probably not me
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User avatar #789 to #788 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I have seen that character being posted by someone else.
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User avatar #779 - kievaughnb (04/15/2013) [-]
Please explain the gold comment thumb badge.
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User avatar #780 to #779 - anonymoose (04/15/2013) [-]
I was a funny moose.
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#778 - Sunset **User deleted account** (04/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #766 - luidias (04/09/2013) [-]
Hiya moosey <3 I didn't know you were still around.
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User avatar #767 to #766 - anonymoose (04/09/2013) [-]
I am. Never left.
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User avatar #765 - admin (04/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #761 - admin (04/02/2013) [-]
I appreciate you as a top comment poster. I love you.

-Admin
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#762 to #761 - anonymoose (04/02/2013) [-]
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.
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User avatar #770 to #762 - thalfak (04/13/2013) [-]
Do you have a link for #1?
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User avatar #772 to #770 - anonymoose (04/13/2013) [-]
#1 of what?
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User avatar #773 to #772 - thalfak (04/13/2013) [-]
Rated comment
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User avatar #774 to #773 - anonymoose (04/13/2013) [-]
Comment rank is total thumbs over past 3 months. Not a specific comment.
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User avatar #776 to #775 - anonymoose (04/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's based of total comment thumbs over the past 3 months.
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User avatar #777 to #776 - thalfak (04/13/2013) [-]
Ohh. Could've done with a tooltip for that on the profile page :3
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User avatar #763 to #762 - laspussy (04/06/2013) [-]
:( still not acknowledged by glorious leader
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#758 - seratyo (04/01/2013) [-]
Is this actually funny enough to warrant posting?
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User avatar #759 to #758 - anonymoose (04/01/2013) [-]
I laughed.
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User avatar #760 to #759 - seratyo (04/01/2013) [-]
Fantastic, I'll colour and upload it then...


Better not say april fools once I uploaded it though...
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#757 - Sunset **User deleted account** (03/31/2013) [-]
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#754 - stripey (03/31/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
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User avatar #755 to #754 - anonymoose (03/31/2013) [-]
That is a good way to make friends.
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User avatar #756 to #755 - stripey (03/31/2013) [-]
I'm glad you agree.

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#749 - dwarfman ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
You sir are a dick.
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User avatar #750 to #749 - anonymoose (03/22/2013) [-]
'tis true.
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#751 to #750 - dwarfman ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
I am obligated to respond to pope based content that manner.
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User avatar #744 - Sunset **User deleted account** (03/22/2013) [-]
I lost 10,000 thumbs overnight and I don't care.
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User avatar #746 to #745 - Sunset **User deleted account** (03/22/2013) [-]
What's up?
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User avatar #747 to #746 - anonymoose (03/22/2013) [-]
SURPRISE FUCKING SNOW OUT OF NO WHERE IN IRELAND.

We had decent weather yesterday and for the past while and now there's enough snow to cover my foot.
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User avatar #748 to #747 - Sunset **User deleted account** (03/22/2013) [-]
Just heard that from my friend who lives in England, lol.
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