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Age: 21
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Interests: POOOOOOOOWEEEEER
Date Signed Up:12/22/2009
Last Login:1/08/2016
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#329 - But they aren't. Pewdiepie has a talent for entertaining young… 01/03/2016 on pewdiepie 0
#165682 - New Xanthochroid song (Symphonic Black Metal)  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2015 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
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#165683 - MatthewsGauss (12/31/2015) [-]
Damn that sounded good, I'm gonna listen to Blessed He With Boils soon because I dont remember it much but I remember it being good
#20 - If you're gay, an erection can be contagious.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/29/2015 on Shower thoughts +3
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#21 - kurtlanglie (12/29/2015) [-]
So if I were gay, I could cause other males in the vicinity to go erect even if they were straight?
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#36 - elpsycongroo (12/29/2015) [-]
if you're a lesbian probably
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#37 - kurtlanglie (12/29/2015) [-]
I'd have to be a female to be a lesbian, last I checked (at the time of this typing), I have a penis.
#38 - elpsycongroo (12/29/2015) [-]
That can always change...
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#39 - kurtlanglie (12/29/2015) [-]
No thanks, I don't need any more hostile attempts to remove my penis today.
#32 - There's a shop in my city (Belfast) that sells only crisp sandwiches. 12/29/2015 on Black Tweets +1
#53 - Picture 12/27/2015 on No traitors allowed +2
#76 - A helium atom is smaller than a hydrogen atom.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2015 on Size comparrisons +1
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#77 - franklyimaperson (12/27/2015) [-]
Damn I knew I got that backward, size increases down a column and decreases across a period

Still curious what atom they were talking about
#5 - I'm okay for people not sticking to the source material if it'…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/21/2015 on Hermionegate +13
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#27 - theguythatisnotyou (12/22/2015) [-]
No. Just no. Theaters do this shit all the fucking time in order to have the best performance for a role. I've seen shows where Annie was a little boy. Hamlet was a guy who looked like Danny DeVito. Black chicks playing Frenchie in Grease, and girls playing John Proctor in Crucible. The bottom line for a stage show is the actor who can do it best gets the role.
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#6 - meatygoodness (12/21/2015) [-]
Very true. It's almost like they expected some sort of backlash which'd give their production some much needed controversial attention. I hope people realize that throwing a wobbly over it just gives more publicity to something that actually doesn't really matter that much; it's happened a lot recently with racial casting (fantastic four as an example) because it generates a buzz around something with little to give in the first place.
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#8 - dbqpdb (12/21/2015) [-]
Except it's Harry Potter, one of the biggest franchises of books and movies in the world. Anything with the Harry Potter name will already be gushed over, making this bullshit unnecessary.
#3 - That's Rowlings official twitter.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2015 on Hermionegate +19
#10 - mudkipfucker (12/21/2015) [-]
so it is, the lack of a verified account logo threw me off
#54 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
rowling has always been an idiot who got lucky. No need for verified logo. Just read and you can tell if it's her or not.
#133 - That's fat, not muscle. 12/19/2015 on Let Me Tell You About Thick +1
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User avatar #1338 - anonymoose (11/24/2014) [-]
stickied by anonymoose
BE3AC6
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#1410 - turdmonkey (12/23/2015) [-]
FAT BEN MADE POOP
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#1409 - PieKingPro (12/23/2015) [-]
Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.

Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.

To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.

This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s. Bean Bag Buccaneers.
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User avatar #1408 - Sunset ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-]
rip moose
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#1399 - Kelech (07/05/2015) [-]
MURICA
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#1400 to #1399 - anonymoose (07/05/2015) [-]
You misspelled Mercia.
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#1401 to #1400 - Kelech (07/05/2015) [-]
never heard of this...
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User avatar #1397 to #1396 - anonymoose (06/20/2015) [-]
AYO! CAPTAIN!
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User avatar #1393 - auntyino (06/07/2015) [-]
bro **** your profile for making me think i'd highlighted everything ;_;

you clever bastard
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#1394 to #1393 - anonymoose (06/07/2015) [-]
It's my proudest accomplishment.
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#1395 to #1394 - auntyino (06/07/2015) [-]
And so it should be. Here is a picture of my dumb cat as a reward.
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User avatar #1392 - anonymoose (06/06/2015) [-]
544024
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#1390 - minibeep (05/30/2015) [-]
black people think all white people are racist but they havent met me yet
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User avatar #1388 - shadowrated (05/21/2015) [-]
that select all highlight color of your profile

you got me ******
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User avatar #1387 - anonymoose (05/20/2015) [-]
**anonymoose used "*roll torture method*"**
**anonymoose rolls Disfigurement**
*roll tf2 class*
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User avatar #1383 - fhockeygirl (04/23/2015) [-]
oh god your profile burns my eyes

nice to see you're still around!
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User avatar #1384 to #1383 - anonymoose (04/23/2015) [-]
If you think that's bad, you should see my text with the background.
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User avatar #1385 to #1384 - fhockeygirl (04/23/2015) [-]
i might have just thrown up some blood, cheers!
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User avatar #1386 to #1385 - anonymoose (04/23/2015) [-]
Always here to displease.
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User avatar #1382 - anonymoose (04/13/2015) [-]
I / / _

This short story brought to you by Anonymoose.
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User avatar #1378 - yojo (04/06/2015) [-]
I ******* hate your profile but I love you for it
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#1375 - Robrey (04/03/2015) [-]
I remember a time when you didn't suck wee wee
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User avatar #1376 to #1375 - anonymoose (04/03/2015) [-]
Remember the time there wasn't a dog behind you!
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User avatar #1377 to #1376 - Robrey (04/03/2015) [-]
Why do you still haunt me with that? Those words are painful (
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User avatar #1374 to #1373 - anonymoose (03/12/2015) [-]
My own baby yak?
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User avatar #1368 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/user/an0nymooose Hey look theres a youtube guy that has the same name as you.
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User avatar #1370 to #1368 - anonymoose (03/01/2015) [-]
I like to believe that I am his inspiration.
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User avatar #1369 to #1368 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
Wow **** I can't read **** with this background colour.
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